Everyone I kiss falls in love with me [Interstellar]

After a bad thing happened, Yu Osmanthus thought that she could no longer stay at home.

After the main counterattack, he gave his dear brother a fist and ran out, driving away Yu You's most expensive luxury sports car by the way.

The roar of the sports car made him almost forget what happened before, but it was only a little bit.

He drove on the runway for a long time, and when he wanted to take a rest, he realized that he had nothing with him, no mobile phone, no wallet, even wearing pajamas and slippers on his feet.

——This is really the most failed run away from home in history.

"So, I mean, Brother Yu, do you really want to live with me for a while?" Yao Sanxia, ​​a young otaku in a plaid shirt, stood at the door cautiously and looked at Yu Osmanthus who appeared in front of her in pajamas. An unreal feeling.

No, he meant that he had thought that Osmanthus osmanthus would come to his house as a guest one day, but it should not be now...

Now his house is in a mess, it's like a kennel, so is it really necessary to let Yu Osmanthus come in now?He felt like he wasn't ready yet.

Thinking of this, he blushed a little.

In fact, after only one night of separation, Yao Sanxia felt like she had lost something, a little disappointed.

"Yes, Team Zhang is too far away. I don't bother to go to his place as the deputy team. You are the only one closest to me. So, do you want me to go in? Or if it's not convenient, you can just lend me some money. I can pay you back tomorrow."

In fact, Osmanthus Yu didn't want to live in a hotel. He liked the feeling of being at home, which was more comfortable than staying in a hotel.

And did staying in the hotel not long ago reveal where he was?

Osmanthus Yu doesn't want Yu You to know where she is or what she is doing now.He felt that Yu You needed to be quiet before he could understand what wrong he had done!

"Okay, I mean, no problem!" The newcomer Yao Sanxia hurriedly opened the door, forgetting all the mess and mess in her room for a moment.

So when Osmanthus Yu walked into such a room, she fell silent.

Yao Sanxia's house is a one-bedroom, one-living room, one-bathroom single apartment. From the entrance to the sitting place, there are all kinds of clothes and books. In the end, the dining table is full of piles of unwashed dishes.

Yu osmanthus couldn't get off her feet, so she stood at the door and said 'uh', and said, "How about this, I also think it would be better to stay in a hotel."

Yao Sanxia lowered her hands in disappointment, but quickly said: "No, no, brother Yu, don't go, I'll clean up, very fast! You are very tired, you go to bed first, my bedroom is in a hurry! Absolutely but clean!"

Yu osmanthus pursed her lips, rolled up her sleeves for a while and said, "How can you say I can drive the master out to sleep on the sofa? Am I that kind of person? Let's do it together, anyway, I'm not sleepy at all now."

Yao Sanxia couldn't hide her smile, raised a silly smile, and said, "Then I'm so embarrassed."

Osmanthus Yu patted Yao Sanxia on the shoulder, walked in, and said, "Don't be embarrassed, because your sofa is mine from now on." Osmanthus Yu smiled.

After closing the door, Yao Sanxia looked outside the corridor, then slowly locked the door, clicked, and said, "All mine belong to Brother Yu."

The uninvited young man happily said, "Haha, well said."

In the middle of the night, it is impossible to really start cleaning, so after simply packing the things in the living room to their proper places, Yu Osmanthus and Yao Sanxia lay on the bed and chatted together.

Osmanthus Yu feels very good about Yao Sanxia, ​​but it is definitely not the kind that is ambiguous and wants to develop a relationship. It is more like treating a student, a friend who needs to be taken care of.

According to Yao Sanxia, ​​they met for the first time in a lecture. He asked Yao Sanxia to get up to answer questions. Yao Sanxia was in a auditorium with more than 1000 people, but she said right with a microphone, "Mr. Yu, I am your fan!" '.

Osmanthus Yu had countless fans at the police academy, especially those who came to him excitedly to introduce themselves, and he always had great tolerance for the students.

So to be precise, Osmanthus Yu did not remember Yao Sanxia at all, until Yao Sanxia entered their team, appeared in front of him wearing dirty clothes and thick black-rimmed glasses and said, "Hello, my name is Yao Sanxia." ' After that, Osmanthus Yu decided to make a little space in her head for this cute and silly boy.

"By the way, Brother Yu, why did you run away from home today?" At 02:30 in the morning, Yao Sanxia under the blue quilt opened her narrow and charming eyes after taking off her glasses when she picked up her pair of glasses, and said, "What's wrong with Mr. Yu?" ? Not at home? So you want someone to talk to you?"

"Hey, I'm such a boring person in your eyes? Can't live without someone's company?" Yu Osmanthus was speechless.

Yao Sanxia didn't know how to speak, so she quickly said, "Of course not, it's just... I thought you wanted to chat with me."

Yu Osmanthus also knew that she shouldn't be so angry, his matter had nothing to do with Yao Sanxia, ​​he was just a foolish rookie.

A little follower.

A little follower.

A little fan who adores and yearns for himself.

"Well, let's talk about you." Yu Guixi said, "Although we have worked together for a while, don't you think you have not fully integrated into us? We know each other very well, including I know the captain's father and mother Divorced, ran off with a man, knew that the vice team was that vicious Jiang Chengdong, he was actually a delicate guy who liked to watch dog blood soap operas, and cried to death every time."

The young rookie Yao Sanxia was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "I didn't expect it, it's really... special."

"What about you?" Yu Osmanthus turned her head, lying on her side, with her hands next to her cheeks, smiling very nicely.

From Yao Sanxia's point of view, Osmanthus Yu's eyelashes are very long, long and curled, as if curled with someone's admiration.

"Me?" Yao Sanxia said, "I'm very ordinary... I'm just an orphan, I usually go to school and then work."

"Don't be like this, it's too general. I mean, do you have any other hobbies? It's very strange, such as pinching your own nipples in the shower, or looking at someone's photos when masturbating. What you say is what we know, that is your file, what I want to hear is a hobby that others don't know, well, secrets are also fine." Yu Guixi said, "Tell me, if you satisfy me , I will also tell you a secret."

Yao Sanxia is very excited, but he is really a very boring person, and he has a vague impression of his childhood, that is, those little friends in the orphanage, and then he went to elementary school, middle school, high school, received a national subsidy to go to college, and entered the police force. school.

He is really an ordinary person who can no longer be ordinary.

"That..." Yao Sanxia thought for a while, then said hesitantly, "I don't like pepper when I eat."

The corner of Yu Guixi's mouth twitched: "That doesn't count, I don't like bitter melon yet."

"I'm still a virgin... What about this?" Yao Sanxia said, "I think it's the first time to give it to someone you like, and it's best to have it on the day of your wedding..." After finishing speaking, the young couple's cheeks turned red from time to time, She looks shy.

Yu osmanthus said curiously: "Wait, does your virginity mean that you have never had sex with others, or have you never masturbated yourself, and you don't even have a wet dream?"

Yao Sanxia felt that it was a good thing that the night covered her face, and it was also a good thing that the quilt covered her Adam's apple, otherwise the people sleeping next to her would definitely find out how red her face was and how frequently her Adam's apple rolled.

"The second type." Yao Sanxia said in a low voice.

Osmanthus Yu was shocked immediately, pinched the little newcomer's cheek and said, "Why don't I believe it? It's impossible, never once? You may be frigid, the last time we went to the North City together Did you feel that time when you watched the pole dance in the red light district?"

What Osmanthus Yu was talking about was the first unannounced visit, the girl on the stage who was said to be the queen of dancing fell in love with the young Yao Sanxia, ​​and her legs were directly clamped on Yao Sanxia's waist, making a difficult move.

Yao Sanxia squirmed his lips, completely ignoring the fact that his cheek was being pinched by another man, he just instantly remembered that it was not the time period Yu Osmanthus Yu mentioned, he remembered that it was the second time he went undercover During the action, the young man lying next to him was selected by a certain boss to perform on stage.

Osmanthus yu has never been afraid of challenges. Wearing a sexy leather jacket, with a pair of jewel clips on her nipples, she goes on stage barefoot, turns close to a steel pipe, and dances hotly.

There is a silver bell tied to that foot, and every move is extremely seductive.

He still remembers what a customer who was drinking next to him said, "It's really a blessing to be a steel pipe, and the steel pipe is going to be bent by that slut".

Yao Sanxia still remembered that he had punched that guest at that time. Yao Sanxia, ​​who has never had much force value, of course quickly beat up a group of people on his back, but he did not regret it at all.

No one can say that the male god he has been chasing for many years is a slut!

Although Yao Sanxia felt that she really didn't understand Yu Osmanthus, Yu Osmanthus really did change her boyfriends or something, every few months.

"This... I have feelings." Yao Sanxia concealed that he had feelings for the young man lying in front of him, his heart was beating fast, almost trying to get a response.

But Osmanthus Yu and Yao Sanxia are not destined to be on the same channel.

"It's good to have a feeling, but I'm afraid you can't know it? But why didn't you accept that girl? Do you hate her as a dancer?"

"Ah?" Yao Sanxia was puzzled for a second and knew that Yu Osmanthus still didn't know what he was talking about. He lowered his head with a wry smile and said without any ups and downs, "Well, it's just that I don't like her."

"That's it." Yu Osmanthus is not interested in the love life of the newcomer. He has a lot of peach blossoms, no matter good or bad, which has made him used to any kind of love entanglement. He just wants to know the interesting story of Yao Sanxia. .

Yao Sanxia knew that she might have talked Tian'er to death again, so she was still very eager to know what secret Yu Guixi could tell her, but no matter what it was, it must be cute.

"Then, Brother Yu, do you have anything to tell me?"

Yu osmanthus lay flat, closed her eyes and said, "Ye Xing and I may be together." What he said was possible, because some things were full of variables.

Yao Sanxia didn't feel anything, he said weakly: "This...I already knew about it, I saw you guys...kissing in the car."

Yu Guixi smiled and said, "Okay, that doesn't count." After speaking, he sat up and began to unbutton his pajamas.

Lying on the pillow, Yao Sanxia's eyes gradually widened, her pupils shrank slightly, and she spoke awkwardly: "Brother Yu, what are you doing?"

Yu osmanthus smiled and said, "What? Are you afraid that I will molest you?"

"no……"

"Here, let me show you something. No one knows about it yet. You are the first one." Yu Guihua didn't unbutton all the buttons, and only pointed at the two light pink tips when she exposed the two spots on her chest. Say, "I pierced both of them, can you see that?"

Sitting in front of Yao Sanxia is such a person who can always turn all atmospheres into fragrance.

He leaned over, cautiously, even holding his breath, as if he was afraid of disturbing something.

He is a bit short-sighted, so when he got closer, he squinted his eyes, and finally saw the small holes on the side of the other's nipples along the place Yu Guixi was pointing at. It seemed that the wound had been healed for a while. .

But he felt that he couldn't focus on the small hole that healed. He watched Osmanthus fragrans rubbed his little tip, and the little pink flesh was slightly hard like a small pomegranate seed. Looking at the depression in the middle of the small pomegranate seed, her lips parted, and then she sat back abruptly, her lips pressed tightly, and did not speak.

"What are you afraid of? It doesn't hurt." Osmanthus Yu didn't notice Yao Sanxia's condition. He explained, "Some time ago, I was playing for fun. I wore ruby ​​breast nails. They were very comfortable when I turned them. They are very popular recently. You can try."

Yao Sanxia covered herself with the quilt, said in a panic, "No, no, I'd better sleep."

After teasing the little newcomer, Yu osmanthus got a satisfactory result, smiled and lay down, said good night to the little newcomer, then yawned and fell asleep.

This side is finally quiet and peaceful, but the other two mansions cannot be peaceful tonight.

Yu You sat on the bed with one leg bent, and put his arm on it to support his forehead. His eyes also returned to normal color, and he stared at the palm of his other hand calmly and coldly...

It was this hand that was pinching the buttocks of someone he had wanted for a long time before, almost strangling it, as if he would never let it go.

So his baby Xiao Yu is in pain...

That's why Xiao Yu couldn't bear to leave...

He was looking for other reasons to explain Yu Guixi's departure, but in the end, he came back to the most crucial point, that is, Xiao Yu loves him because he is an older brother, and Xiao Yu does not accept him because of this.

There was a smile on Yuyou's thin lips, but the smile had no warmth.

Yu You is undoubtedly absolutely smart, a person who is wise and controls everything in the palm of his hand, turning his hands into clouds.

But on the other hand, he still became a person with such a failure.

Yu You knew that after doing such a thing, she had no way out.

He can either let Yu Osmanthus go away and continue to be brothers and sisters, or he will violate the rules of the whole world and hold Xiao Yu firmly in his hands...

Well, he is not in a hurry, he will slowly hold Xiao Yu tightly in his palm.

Whoever those other messes are, they better stop messing around.

His patience is only for Yu Osmanthus.

And Manya, who returned to her body, looked at the messy clothes on her body, as well as the bright lipstick and blush on her face like a village girl, showing a hearty laugh.

He can almost think of Yu Guixi's actions and inner descriptions when doing these things.

Although he doesn't know why Xiao Yu has such ability, but this is more fun, isn't it?

They are more of the same kind.

Even though Manya still doubted whether Yu Guihua knew her real identity, it was very interesting that today ended in such a strange way.

——Sure enough, Xiao Yu is very cute.I really should have come to see him sooner.

The handsome Manya took off her clothes casually, revealing her body that had been shaved clean by Osmanthus osmanthus, smiled helplessly for a long time, then threw the clothes on the ground, washing her face, thinking about exchanging hair today. What I said to Yu You after the past.

That old fox doesn't believe that he is Xiao Yu at all.

Fortunately, I said so many things that I hate Yu You, it's really wasted.

But Xiao Yu must be surprised to find that she is not restrained.

Manya was extremely looking forward to the next meeting, and happily made a big smile in front of the mirror. No one knew that the teeth of Manya in the mirror after grinning were full of jagged monsters!