The takeaway boy who delivers Kaifeng dishes

Ye Lei gnawed on five-nut mooncakes, peanuts, almonds, and sunflower seeds. Each piece was plump and authentic.Holding a small plate to pick up the cake crumbs, he puffed out his cheeks and asked Zhou Wei: "Brother, don't five-nut mooncakes always taste like this? The traditional flavors are full, why is it suddenly so dark this year?"

"According to the subject research, probably everyone is used to eating various additives and flavor substitutes, so they can't accept the real thing?" Zhou Wei took the clothes in from the balcony, put them on the sofa and began to fold them.

"Oh, just burn the heretics to death"

"What kind of theory is this?"

"Xiao Ming said that this is a new topic for his research - from hooliganism to burning you heterosexuals."

"..." Zhou Wei shook his underwear with the "KNOCK!" pattern printed on the front: "Stop listening to his fallacies from now on."

"I think it's very interesting." Ye Lei poured the mooncake crumbs from the small plate into his mouth, "He gave me so many mooncakes! We can eat them until next year."

"Hmph, whatever good things he can give away, he doesn't eat them and throw them away. You can wait to be marinated with preservatives after eating them next year."

Ye Lei pulled out a pair of underwear with the words "COMEIN!" printed on the back from the pile of clothes and held it up to Zhou Wei: "Yes, Xiao Ming never sends good things, so I don't need to wear these pants in the future. right?"

"This is one of the few expressions of his taste." Zhou Wei held Ye Lei's wrist, kissed the back of his hand, and said, "Since you invited me so sincerely, then I'm not welcome."

The clothes that had just been folded were kicked under the sofa again, and it was estimated that they would have to wash them again later.

Afterwards, Ye Lei moaned and rested on Zhou Wei's stomach. He picked the dry sofa cover and moaned dissatisfiedly: "I finally know why you keep wearing sofa covers."

"It's so clean and hygienic. Anyway, I don't need you to do it."

"Cut, is it the washing machine? You don't need to bring it to the sofa, do you! You bastard!" Ye Lei poked Zhou Wei's navel with his backhand.

"Don't make trouble, I don't care if you cry or not if you provoke it again."

Ye Lei continued to whine dissatisfiedly.

Zhou Wei felt his stomach getting hot from Ye's sound waves. He sat up and lowered his head to nibble on Ye Lei's mouth. After chewing two mouthfuls of sausage, his lips let out a "boo" triumphantly.

"Damn, you still gnaw, it's already swollen and numb, you still gnaw!" Ye Lei turned over and fought with him.

The two fought for a while, and Ye Lei was hugged out of breath: "Okay, okay, I know you are wronged, how about rewarding you with a two-day camping trip on the top of the mountain after the Mid-Autumn Festival the day after tomorrow?"

"Where are you going?"

"Go to Sandian Mountain to expose yourself."

"With a climbing rope?"

"bring."

"Oh yeah!" The naked Ye Lei yelled happily, pouted his little PP and found the climbing rope in the TV cabinet, then swung the rope arrogantly like a cowboy and whistled.

"Stop blowing it, you can't hear it at all, and you're still drooling all over the place, I'll have to drag it later."

Ye Lei hung the climbing rope around his neck, and said with infinite emotion: "This is a rope full of memories! This is a rope that carries love, and this is a rope that witnesses miracles."

"This is a rope that attracts the aunts of the neighborhood committee and the police." Zhou Wei remembered that Ye Lei used the rope to climb the window to open the door and get the key before the two lived together.

"The aunts all say that this is the special rope for international thieves, international! How high-end and elegant. This is really a rope full of memories! This is a rope that carries love..."

Before Ye Lei finished speaking, he was fished over with a rope, "Let's make this rope full of memories and love..."

After that, the blood-boiling music of "Hmm, huh, huh, huh, huh" sounded.

The scenery on Sandian Mountain is so beautiful. Ye Lei squatted on the side to watch Zhou Wei set up a tent. There were bruises on her wrists after being tied up. What she still gnawed was the five-nut mooncake sent by Senior Brother Xiao Ming: "Brother, today Is there really a meteor shower in the evening? Can it flow until I fulfill all my wishes?"

"According to the forecast, the meteor shower tonight can last for the same amount of time as your cake dregs."

Ye Lei looked down at the yellow-orange-orange crust on the ground, a little embarrassed: "The skin is too brittle..."

After Zhou Wei finished tossing the tent, he used a small shovel to dig up the soil in that small area, transported it to a distant place and buried it, "If you eat a lot of food at the entrance of the tent, you are going to be carried away by ants at night."

Ye Lei said disapprovingly, "It's not like you don't know that bugs never approach me."

"Yes yes yes, thank you for helping our family save a lot of mosquito coils and toilet water." Zhou Wei was shoveling the soil when he heard a strange laugh that made his teeth hurt.

Our brother Xiao Ming put his hands in his trouser pockets and walked up leisurely. Behind him was classmate Chen Shicheng, who was as tired as a dog with a hand on his shoulders.

"It's really a fate between us brothers and sisters. We all chose one place for camping."

Zhou Wei looked back, "Where's the boss?"

"The old man doesn't understand romance, so I'll play by myself." Xiao Ming turned the key in his hand.

"Are you taking the boss's second aunt too far?"

Xiao Ming strolled over, saw Ye Lei and asked, "Honey, are the mooncakes delicious?"

Ye Lei nodded and expressed his satisfaction, "There are only 3 boxes left."

"I still have a lot more. The old man and the students gave a bunch of them. Come over and get them at home some other day."

"Okay." Ye Lei nodded his head more joyfully.

"Little Weiwei, come and help me set up a tent."

Zhou Wei turned over the soil lightly, showing a treacherous expression and said: "Okay, then I'll call the boss and ask him to come over together, and watch the meteor shower together at night."

"Don't!" Brother Xiao Ming immediately stopped him, "Eh, isn't the old man working on that subject recently? He's as busy as a dog. His old body can't bear to swing his old body up the mountain to eat and sleep in the open."

"Oh, it turned out that you disliked the old boss and came out to steal people!" Zhou Wei turned to look at Chen Shicheng who was honestly unloading his equipment, "Tsk tsk tsk, don't choose someone far away."

Xiao Chen felt the malice from the world, and immediately pulled the tent cloth to his chest and said, "My family is innocent, how can I be humiliated by the two of you?" He picked up a small white flower, and roared: "Scholars can be killed, you can't be humiliated, and slaves will go!" Immediately lay down on it and pretended to be dead.

Brother Xiao Ming went over and kicked the "corpse" and said, "Why do I feel that this posture looks more like 'May you pick more'?" Mimi rubbed her fingers with a smile on her face and said, "This thing is the most lovesick!"

Comrade Xiao Chen immediately sat up startled like an electric shock, covered his chest with his hands, and said palely: "Master, please respect yourself!"

"Hmph, I used to call someone Xiao Tiantian if I wanted to look at the stars, but now I call him Shimu when I ask you to set up a tent?" Brother Xiao Ming poked Chen Shicheng's forehead happily, and Comrade Chen fell to the ground with his fingers He raised Erlang's legs and said, "I don't care. I said before that as long as I carry the things on the back, I owe you money and we'll settle it. Now I'm exhausted like a dog, and I can't even move a finger."

Brother Xiao Ming transferred the realization to Mrs. Zhou Ye who was watching the excitement. "You two, come and help me pitch the tent."

"No!" Zhou Wei refused without thinking.

"If you don't do it, return the mooncakes I gave you!" Brother Xiao Ming waved his rich hand boldly.

"Repay it!" Zhou Wei patted Ye Lei: "Baby, spit it on him quickly! It's best to spray him all over his head and face."

"Ah?" Ye Lei hadn't reacted yet.

"Spit it out, I want the original taste and original shape, and the portion is not less!"

"Use your index finger to spit it out right away, and I'll print the mold for you! Not only will we return all the mooncakes to you, but we'll also give you the soy milk you drank in the morning!"

"Ah?" Ye Lei's eyes widened, thinking in his mind, spit it out?How do you vomit?

Until Senior Brother Xiao Ming and Zhou Wei kicked Chen Shicheng up to set up a tent with curses, Ye Lei still held his crooked index finger and thought: "Can you really spit it out by pressing your finger on your throat?"

After the tent was set up, it was time to prepare dinner. Xiao Chen and Xiao Ming brazenly ate and drank next to Mrs. Zhou Ye.Comrade Xiao Ming hooked Ye Lei's shoulder and laughed.After he greeted Zhou Wei's nth roll of eyes, he raised his head and drank a glass of orange juice and said: "Hey, although today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, the flowers are full and the moon is full, and the melon fields are under the plums, but you two don't fight in the field. Our tents are not far away. We can hear you all." Yes. Consider the feelings of Comrade Shicheng!"

"I said, you have been abandoned by the boss. On such a beautiful day, if you don't go to the boss to indulge in extravagance and corruption, why join us in this deep mountain and old forest?" Zhou Wei poured two cans of mushrooms and pig's trotters into the pot. The aroma of the tragic invasion of everyone's nerves.

After the noodles were cooked, Zhou Wei spit into the pot quickly, stirred it with chopsticks, and immediately filled a pot and handed it to Ye Lei.Under the shocked and dumbfounded eyes of Xiao Ming and Shi Cheng, he quickly fished out the second pot and started to eat it by himself.

Chen Tongxie was the first to react, grabbed the pot, and poured the remaining half bowl of soup into his basin.Brother Xiao Ming twisted his neck stiffly: "My success, Xiao Weizi just now..."

"That's right, Hululu..."

"Then you still..."

"I'd rather be visceral than starve to death! Hululu..."

Brother Xiao Ming turned his head to look at Ye Lei, sucked the noodles with a tomato face, and slowed down a little when he saw Senior Brother Xiao Ming looking at him.

"Does he spit in your family's food first?"

Ye Lei blinked, shook his head and sucked the noodles to the bottom, chewing with puffed cheeks.

"I'm following the teachings of the ancients, waterproof and anti-theft, brother." Zhou Wei proudly spat out a piece of pig's trotter bone.

"It's disgusting, it's so cruel and inhumane!" Brother Xiao Ming was filled with grief and indignation.

"There is no pressure for us to swallow each other's saliva!" Zhou Wei turned his face and printed a greasy lip mark on Ye Lei's cheek.Ye Lei blushed a little shyly, but it didn't stop him from swallowing the noodles in a bowl.

Senior brother Xiao Ming took out the bread he brought in desolation, took two bites, and kicked Chen Shicheng indignantly: "You have no morals!"

Xiao Chen's children's shoes immediately stepped forward to please: "Brother, there is still a little more soup, how many mouthfuls do you have if you don't give in?"

Brother Xiaoming roared in grief and indignation: "Get lost!"

Xiao Chen Tongxi continued to approach and flattered: "My dear brother, Xiao Tiantian, ouch..." Bite off half of the bread in Xiao Ming's hand.

"It's such a shame to choose a place after all!" Zhou Wei finished his last sip of soup and glared at the fighting duo facing him with infinite resentment.

After drinking and eating, Brother Xiaoming nestled into the tent: "In order to maintain my strength to watch shooting stars, I need to sleep for a while. Remember to wake me up."

Xiao Chen Tongxie took out poker cards from his backpack and called on everyone to participate in the vigorous Landlords business. Ye Lei responded excitedly. Zhou Wei frowned at the boss's dissatisfaction. There is a sound, and the wind is blowing like a tiger and a tiger.When the three of them played a few games to their heart's content, they heard Senior Brother Xiao Ming in the tent screaming again and again.

He almost rolled out of the tent and frantically patted his body twice. Both Chen Shicheng and Ye Lei looked at him in astonishment: "What's wrong?"

"Ants!!!" Brother Xiaoming screamed: "A whole group of ants! It hurts! Damn it!!!!"

"Brother Xiao Ming, let me help you!" Comrade Ye Lei, the righteous tomato and egg superman, extended a helping hand.Comrade Chen Shicheng nestled next to Zhou Wei with a gloomy face: "It's over, there are ants in that tent, how can I sleep at night? It's over, it's over..."

"Why don't you go down the mountain and go back, before it's too late, Xiao Ming drove over anyway." Zhou Wei suggested very kindly, so he wouldn't tell Shi Cheng that he purposely set up their tent on Ye Lei's restaurant. On the pile of mooncake residues.

Comrade Ye Lei, a humanoid insect repellant, helped Comrade Xiao Ming successfully drive away the ants, but red packets were bitten out on his legs and hands, which were painful and itchy. The light flashlight debuted, and what is even more touching is that he actually brought a thermos bucket!

While eating the hot food that Comrade Old Shen brought, Senior Brother Xiao Ming stretched his arms and legs for Old Shen to apply ointment on himself.Comrade Chen Shicheng squatted in the back crying miserably: "Teacher, let's go back? This tent is definitely not inhabitable, let's go back? Go back? Huh?"

Comrade Shen Junbai didn't speak, he screwed on the lid of the ointment and got up to leave. Brother Xiao Ming grabbed the corner of his clothes, Shen Junbo turned to look at him, Xiao Ming was silent for a long time and said: "I was wrong."

Shen Junbai patted his head, beckoning Chen Shicheng to come and put away the tent, he lit a cigarette beside him, and exchanged a tacit look with Zhou Wei who was opposite.

After the three went down the mountain, Zhou Wei immediately turned Ye Lei into the tent.

Ye Lei stuttered incoherently in shock when Zhou Wei grabbed his ankle and peeled off his pants.Zhou Wei jumped on him like a big dog, licking, licking, kissing, and touching him gently. Ye Lei, the homeboy, still felt that this matter was outdoors even in the tent. Ye Lei was overwhelmed with excitement.

Zhou Wei was still dawdling slowly, and the two of them crowded together in the narrow space with enthusiasm. Finally, Ye Lei couldn't stand it and whispered in Zhou Wei's ear: "Come... come... come on."

Zhou Wei's latent wolf nature erupted immediately.After Tomato Face was chewed and swallowed slowly, including the leather and seeds, he wrapped himself in the blanket and felt that he had seen a shooting star in the tent.

Afterwards, Zhou Wei made a basin of instant noodles, hugged Ye Lei to his chest, and the two snuggled up outside the tent while watching the shooting stars, while you and I ate the instant noodles that Ye Lei fed.

On the other side, after transporting Chen Shicheng to the road and sending him to a taxi, Lao Shen took Xiao Ming's beloved apprentice to a lake, took out beer and snacks from the trunk to soak duck feet, and opened the skylight to wait for shooting stars.

"What's the meaning of watching meteors on the mountain? If you look at the lake and add the reflection, you can see double. The wish will be doubled." Lao Shen pinched his lover's chin and lightly bit the tip of his nose.

Brother Xiaoming threw the duck paw back, lowered the car seat and climbed onto the old man's lap, put his arms around his neck and raised his eyebrows and smiled: "It's so romantic, no car = I'm sorry for the mountains and rivers, the sky is full of stars!"

"It will be even more wonderful to watch shooting stars on the hood later." Old Comrade Shen fumbled into Xiao Ming's beloved disciple's clothes familiarly.

"We'll talk when you still have the strength." Brother Xiao Ming heroically pushed Shen Junbai down.Brother Xiaoming couldn’t tell whether the shooting stars I saw in the sky were real or because he was hit by stars, but the bag bitten by ants was scratched in several places, making his arms and legs look bruised and distressed. The death of old Comrade Shen and the final failure of Zhou Wei's two homework is another story.

The author has something to say:

Yes, this is what you see!During the Mid-Autumn Festival, I wrote half of the side stories and only completed it at the end of the year! ╮(╯▽╰)╭