The takeaway boy who delivers Kaifeng dishes

"Why can you rest for five days, why?!" Dragon Boat Festival can only rest for three days. Ye Curl sadly and angrily rides on Zhou Wei's waist and keeps beckoning to him with Tianma Meteor Fist.

"Point to the right."

"Oh." Ye Lei swung his fists and continued to attack. After hitting him a few times, he felt something was wrong. He raised his butt and threw a heavy weight down, causing Zhou Wei to throw his phone out.

"Talk to you, what Weibo?"

Zhou Wei turned his head and propped his chin with one hand, looking at the Tomato face who was falling on his back because of the unstable center of gravity, twisting his buttocks from side to side and trying to ride up to his waist, and rolled his eyes involuntarily.

"What are you looking at? Bite you!" Tomato Face waved his fist, his hair was furrowed, his face was flushed and his eyes were round.

Zhou Wei straightened his waist, flipped the curly hair on the bed with his hands, and pinched the little curly hair firmly between his legs with his knee and pecked at Ye Lei's little nose: "Okay, do you want to bite?" I can go anywhere..."

As a result, Ye Tomato was gnawed up and down by a certain wolf surnamed Zhou without even showing his teeth.After the crunching bed exercise, Zhou Wei sucked Ye Lei's red and swollen lips and whispered in his ear with a satisfied expression: "Mmm, it smells so sweet."

The exhausted Ye Tomato turned his head, bit the corner of his mouth in grief and anger, and silently slandered, how could this kind of beast have two more days off than me?

The next day, Ye Lei was caught by the mysterious manager Lin Youchi when he was rubbing his numb waist and pouring boiling water into the tea room.

"Xiao Ye, your waist is not feeling well today?"

Ye Lei shook his hands, blushed, and bit his tongue with a "hmm", hissing in pain.

"You can bite your tongue like this? What did your little brother eat for you yesterday? Your tongue is swollen. If it is swollen, it is easy to accidentally hurt yourself if you say something? Oh, hehehe... Enjoy the blessing of sex and ginseng. , oh hehehe..." Manager Lin teased Ye Lei without limit.

Then, when Ye Lei was about to run away, he mysteriously handed over a pack of God Horse brand chasing wind stickers, and said with a particularly rippling smile: "Recently, I saw that your back hurts. I didn't realize that your tongue hurts too. It's me. This leader doesn’t care enough about his subordinates, next time I’ll bring you the Watermelon Frost of the God Horse brand, if you have any needs, feel free to ask, as a leader, I really care about my subordinates.”

"Ten horses are rare, do you want to mention it?" Ye Lei looked at Manager Lin with his tongue out.

"Any horse can be mentioned!" Manager Lin was very righteous and heroic.

"Then I'll start the Dragon Boat Festival today, and I'll be off for five days." When talking about serious matters, Ye Curl's big tongue suddenly healed, and he spoke in a particularly articulate manner.

"I suggest you stop saying such words that are against the harmony of social morality. If you think it's your first offence, I'll pretend I didn't hear it." Manager Lin pushed his glasses and spoke very fast.Horse eggs!My old lady also wants to let it go for 5 days, who can I talk to.

"Oh, chasing wind stickers! Xiaoye, do you have joint pain or rheumatism? Hehehe, I sprained my ankle when I went to play golf after get off work yesterday, and I can't walk very well today. Please give me a sticker." Zhang Zhiyong, a colleague, came out bravely.

Ye Lei hurriedly handed over the whole package of rheumatism patches, Zhang Zhiyong immediately put down the cup, tearing up the package happily.Manager Lin looked at the dismantled CP pair in his heart and stared at Zhang Zhiyong helplessly again, "Useless things, hmph!"

"What's the matter with the manager? Every time I'm with you, why does she keep scolding me for no reason?" Xiao Zhang was puzzled.

"Don't tell me, she has a crush on you, right?"

"Wipe, no!"

"Shenma ointment is given by her."

"It's only this morning, and she discovered my tiny pain? Well, this really is true love!"

"Well, love it!"

Ye Lei walked out of the tea room, pouted and muttered in his heart: "Hmph, I told you to tease me, and told you not to give me a holiday."

Ye Lei absent-mindedly lingered until he got off work.The moment the door is opened, there is a strong aroma of rice.

"Brother, what did you cook today? It smells so good!!!" Ye Juan kicked off his shoes, threw off his backpack and rushed to the kitchen happily.

"Stop!" Zhou Wei, who moved a small bench and sat in front of the kitchen door, raised his spoon to stop the curly-haired beast from attacking, "Don't move and don't talk!".Zhou Wei scooped a spoonful of glutinous rice into the rolled zongzi leaves, added pieces of meat, shiitake mushrooms and eggs, and added another spoonful of rice. After dipping his hands in the water from the basin, he pressed the rice firmly. Carefully wrap the zongzi leaves, pull the grass rope hanging on the doorknob to tie the zongzi well, and when sending them away, he exhaled and said: "I just wrapped a few, and they were pressed in the pot, you wash them Wash your hands, I have peeled watermelon and mango for you on the table, eat it.

"Oh, it's so hot! (^o^)/~" Ye Lei jumped into the living room, holding a PP-shaped enamel mandarin duck bowl, eating fruit cut into pieces with a fork, waiting for the heat to dissipate, Then he strolled to the door of the kitchen, squatted in front of Zhou Wei and fed him a piece of mango.

Zhou Wei was busy making zongzi, and obediently turned his head when Ye Lei asked, and opened his mouth when asked.Ye Lei became interested, one fork after another.

"Okay, don't make trouble, let's make zongzi." Zhou Wei's cooking skills are top-notch, but the handicraft of making zongzi is really not easy to master.Either the bag is too tight, or the bag is too tight, and if you accidentally wind the wrong thread, it will fall apart.He struggled all afternoon to pack a few. Thinking that Tomato Face would be back soon, he hurriedly picked 2 tightly packed ones and put them in the pressure cooker to press them first.

"Eat one more, eat another, ah..." Ye Lei couldn't understand Zhou Wei's entanglement at all, so he forked another piece of watermelon and fed it to Zhou Wei.The watermelon was cut a bit too big, Zhou Wei accidentally choked his throat, coughed hard, and spilled rice all over himself.How can the clean freak bear this, and when his breath calms down, he immediately twisted Ye Lei's nose: "Look at you making trouble! It's not helping, I'm going to take a shower. Don't move around!" After speaking, he took off his clothes and walked to the bathroom .

Ye Lei held the fruit bowl with his mouth flattened.He squatted on the ground pitifully, making my brother unhappy.Well, he looked at the few rice dumplings hanging on the doorknob, recalled the way Zhou Wei made the rice dumplings just now, sat on the small bench and began to wrap them seriously.

After Zhou Wei came out of the shower, he found that Ye Lei had already wrapped all the zongzi. The zongzi hung on the doorknob densely like a bunch of plump and shiny Kyoho grapes. They were even in size and tight enough. "You can do it, tomato!" Zhou Wei happily rubbed Ye Lei's head.

Ye Lei raised his hands and said cheerfully: "The hands of a programmer are dexterous hands!"

"Hmm, dexterous hands!" Zhou Wei grabbed those dexterous hands and kissed on the fingertips. The smell of zong leaves wafted into his nostrils. He took a bite and said, "I don't even know how to wash my hands after wrapping it up."

"Hey hey." Ye Lei smiled foolishly.

"The rice dumplings in the pressure cooker should be edible."

Big curly hair cheered and flew into the kitchen, Zhou Wei took off the rice dumplings hanging on the doorknob, took out the two cooked rice dumplings from the pressure cooker, asked Ye Lei to peel them into the bowl, and began to divide the wrapped rice dumplings into batches Pressure cook.Tomorrow Tomato will score a few points for Xiao Ming and Chen Shicheng after work.

After washing his hands and walking out of the living room, he saw Ye Lei happily eating with a bowl in his arms, "Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Don't eat too fast, it's easy to accumulate food." Zhou Wei sat next to Ye Lei, and took the last bite of the rice dumpling away with his hand.Ye Lei knocked on the bowl with a spoon: "More! Come again!"

"It would be nice to say that later."

"what?"

"Huh?" Zhou Wei pretended to be stupid.

"I'm talking about zongzi!" Ye Juan reflected and knocked on the bowl louder.

"Okay, I will satisfy you later."

"..."

In just a few years, the younger brother has become more and more hooligan, hum!

After the second pot of zongzi was cooked, the two began to share the zongzi on a large scale.When Zhou Wei ate the second one, he had a strange taste.

"Why is this rice dumpling sour?" He spat out the rice dumpling, a puddle of yellow sticky stuff was hidden in the rice dumpling, exuding a strange luster. "Where did this thing come from?"

"The mango dumplings I made, are they delicious?" Ye Juimao said triumphantly.

"I vomited, what do you say?"

"You may just not be used to it." Ye Lei reached out and picked out the mango from Zhou Wei's rice dumpling, "You can eat it now."

"..." Zhou Wei rolled his eyes, "Why don't you eat it yourself?"

"I didn't peel it off."

"this is for you."

"I do not."

"I worked so hard to pack it, how can you not eat it?"

"Hmph, I made it!"

"It's even more delicious if you pack it yourself!"

"Then I'll eat it when I get it!"

"How many did you pack?"

Ye Lei put his hands in the pose of a bull's horn, and said cheerfully, "Six."

"Stupid! How can you wrap mango in zongzi?!!!"

"You cooked too little ingredients. I even wrapped 2 watermelons to just use up the rice."

The character "井" on Zhou Wei's forehead danced violently, using pictograms to silently accuse my friend of being so swollen anyway!

Ye Lei ate six of them in a row, all of them were big rice dumplings with thin rice and thick meat. Zhou Wei saw the corners of his eyes twitching: "I said, how can there be too much rice left over? How can you put two rice dumplings in one rice dumpling? How can you wrap it?" ah!"

"Hey hey hey" Ye Lei burped contentedly while sucking his fingers.

"I didn't even eat any of the fruit fillings? Could it be that this pot is missing?" Zhou Wei rummaged through it, and found that a few of the rice dumplings were tied with double-button bows, and the rest were single-buttoned.Zhou Wei picked out a double button and opened it to see, it was indeed filled with mangoes. The little brother with the word "well" all over his head ran away.

"I'll make your face full of mango stuffing, how dare you secretly make a mark on your dead tomato face!" Zhou Wei angrily moved from his side, grabbed Ye Lei's face and bit it.

The end of the fight was naturally the double bed in the bedroom.After the harmonious digestion exercise on the bed, Zhou Xiaogong happily went to take a shower, and the curly-haired subject who had just been washed clean pulled the sheets, wrapped himself tightly on the bed like a rice dumpling and yelled towards the bathroom: "You I have to eat all those 8 zongzi! Don’t leave any left! I won’t wash the bowls these days! I won’t wash the sheets either!”

Zhou Wei came out of the bathroom wiping his wet hair, water droplets dripped from his body with a faint smell of shower gel.He leaned over and pinched Ye Lei's cheek and said, "Still so strong? Let's do it again?"

"Yesterday's sheets were not washed, and today the bed is dirty again! Next day, we can only cover with straw mats!" Ye Lei angrily tightened the sheets on his body again.

"What are you doing? Cosplay zongzi? What kind of stuffing is inside?" Zhou Wei hooked the "neckline" of the bed sheet with his index finger, pulled it out and looked in.Ye Lei's hand pushed Zhou Wei's head out through the bed sheet and gnawed hard on his shoulder.

Zhou Wei let out a "hiss", snorted his head with his hands, rubbed his wet hair on the sheet, then raised his eyebrows and said to Curly: "Look at you, you messed with the last sheet. It's wet." Then he put his hand into the bed sheet, and went to the familiar place three times or two to brush the curly hair on his body so that his hands and feet were so weak that he lost his aggressiveness.He tore off the bed sheet, threw it aside, and said with a smile: "Then I'll cosplay Qu Yuan and eat a zongzi."

The night ended with the sound of Ye Zongzi's "Aw... um... ah".

When the Dragon Boat Festival was officially on holiday, Ye Lei went to school to watch Zhou Wei's dragon boat race.The faculty team of Zhou Wei's department abstained because two teachers had sudden diarrhea.Zhou Wei took Ye Lei to hide in his office, and watched the game from the window with the air conditioner blowing on.

"Why did senior brother Xiao Ming and Chen Shicheng suddenly have diarrhea? What a pity." Ye Lei sighed regretfully while leaning against the window.

Zhou Wei took out two "Xinbake" dessert rice dumplings from the small refrigerator in the office and handed them to Ye Lei: "Here, it was given by the students."

"Wow, Xinbake's! Where's the bag? We can use that bag when we go to buy ice cream next time. The ice cream doesn't melt so fast."

"Xiao Ming snatched the bag." Zhou Wei peeled off the rice dumplings, thinking that on a hot day, with the cool air conditioner blowing, eating cool desserts, and looking at the cool tomato face is what you should do during the holidays. What a dragon boat, really.

On the other side, when Lin Xiaoming and Chen Shicheng, who had just had diarrhea, learned from the boss that Xinbake's zongzi were made of zongzi-like mochi desserts, not glutinous rice and fruit fillings, Qiqi looked up to the sky in grief and yelled: "Hey! Zhou People from Beige! I will not live with you!!!”

The author has something to say:

Holiday update complete! ! !Dear friends who requested Dragon Boat Festival updates, are you satisfied?Praise me, praise me!Give me all the flowers!Happy Zongzi Festival everyone!Kiss you all with mango stuffing on your face~~~MU~~=3=