The takeaway boy who delivers Kaifeng dishes

Holding the hamburger and chicken wings, Zhou Wei once again stood in the house that he had cleaned with great effort yesterday. He was in a daze while carrying the takeaway. He didn't understand what happened to this living room in the past 24 hours. The wall and ceiling chandelier Why do the unidentified objects look so familiar?Throwing a rave party?No, the house was quiet all night yesterday, unless they were throwing a "who can quietly destroy a room" mime party.

"That..." Ye Lei held the change in one hand and the phone in the other, a little embarrassed, "After you left yesterday, I just wanted to clean up the pile of things that were cleared up, and I wanted to separate the clothes for washing, and then After the washing machine was turned on, the water flooded into the living room for some reason, and then, in order to save the emergency, I pulled it and pulled it, and it became like this..."

Zhou Wei couldn't imagine what it would be like to be like a tornado passing through the border.

"Then I was busy cleaning up yesterday, but the progress was not up to date, and then, our manager said..." Ye Lei weakly raised the phone in his right hand.

"..." Zhou Wei held his forehead silently, thinking, is this still my fault?Which idiot yesterday thought that this tomato face could be cured? !

Seeing Zhou Wei holding his forehead, Ye Lei hurriedly said, "I don't need you to clean it for me today, I will come by myself after I finish writing the program, hey..." Ye Lei was nervous, and squeezed the steel in his hand. The coin fell down, and hurriedly used his left hand to pick up the money that had fallen by his right foot. Before he could bend his waist completely, he fell to the ground with a 180° rotation and a "boom" because of his uncoordinated body.The phone slid out with a "swoosh" sound, accompanied by a powerful shutter sound.

Zhou Wei held back the urge to laugh hard and picked up the phone. Ye Lei's dog gnawing on the mud was perfectly recorded. This is really the joy of the Erbi youth. He pressed the save button maliciously, and then helped Ye Lei, who still had 3 little birds flying on his forehead, controlled his stiff facial muscles and said: "I remember I said yesterday, if you want to take pictures, I will try my best to cooperate with you, you don't have to treat me Those who perform this great ceremony..."

"I'm not...I lost my change...Ahhh, I don't know, you're going to let me take a picture!" A shamed and indignant person grabbed the phone and finally exploded.

"Hahahaha, okay...you let me laugh for a while...hahahaha..." The other person who had endured for a long time finally failed.

After Zhou Wei left, Ye Lei collapsed on the sofa completely exhausted: "Hey, the takeaway guy doesn't think I'm a pervert, right? Hey..." He opened the photo he took of Zhou Wei just now, and took out a deep-fried bag from the bag. Stuffed the chicken wings into his mouth, "Well, the takeaway guy looks pretty good."

After logging into Weibo on his mobile phone, Ye Lei saw the number of fans, comments and retweets displayed on the page, and he was a little dumbfounded, "Could it be that the way I opened Weibo is wrong?" He had to spray the fried chicken wings in his mouth far away.

"The woman at the bottom of the mountain is a tiger. If you see her, you must run away~ hey~" The unique ringtone was secretly changed by a colleague on April Fool's Day, and the other end of the phone was Ye Lei's magical manager Lin Youchi.

On April Fool's Day, a colleague secretly helped Ye Lei change the ringtone while he was going to the bathroom. Not long after the change, Lin Youchi came back from a meeting to find Ye Lei, and found that he was not in his seat, so he called. The powerful singing of a woman is a tiger exploded from Ye Lei's desk, and the ringtone of the counterfeit mobile phone shook the entire office like thunder.

When Manager Lin was staring at the incoming call reminder that flashed on Ye Lei's mobile phone, Ye Lei was walking into the office shaking his wet hands. Seeing Lin Youchi standing in his place, he trotted forward: "Manager Lin , are you looking for me?"

Manager Lin picked up Ye Lei's mobile phone with colorful horse racing fluorescent lights, and shook it in front of him: "Xiao Ye, is the ringtone very special today?"

Ye Lei looked blank: "Huh?"

Manager Lin hung up the phone and handed it to Ye Lei: "Unexpectedly, you are actually quite creative."

"Well, the manager Xiaoye is not targeting you, he has this ringtone for everyone." Seeing that he caused trouble for Ye Lei, the prank colleague quickly explained.

Lin Youchi raised the corner of his eyes, and said with a half-smile, "Really? Then call me and I'll listen."

Zhang Zhiyong had no choice but to dial the phone due to coercion. When the bell rang, Zhang Zhiyong was dumbfounded. It was a completely normal ringtone.

why?This is because the phone number of Zhang Zhiyong, an old comrade, exists in the column of colleagues in Ye Lei's mobile phone address book, and there is a kind of ringtone dedicated to colleagues, while the number of Lin Youchi, who has just joined the company not long ago, is still lying in the column of "uncategorized". Therefore, although Zhang Zhiyong's prank took effect, the radiation target was a bit off...

Zhang Zhiyong hung up the phone awkwardly, he couldn't figure out what kind of temper the new manager had, so he had to bite the bullet and say: "Manager Lin, today is April Fool's Day, I changed the ringtone, and I didn't mean it against you .I'm so sorry."

Lin Youchi's eyes turned twice between Zhang Zhiyong and Ye Lei and suddenly lit up, then pointed to Ye Lei and asked Zhang Zhiyong: "So, you said that women are tigers, so Xiaoye must avoid them?"

Zhang Zhiyong: "Ah? No..."

"Okay, needless to say." Lin Youchi raised his hand to stop Zhang Zhiyong, and patted the shoulder of Ye Lei, who was still out of the situation, meaningfully, "Xiao Zhang is very caring for you, and the ringtone is very creative, so there is no need to change it." After turning around, he returned to the office, leaving Zhang Zhiyong with an apologetic face and Ye Lei with a blank face looking at each other.

From then on, Ye Lei discovered that Manager Lin especially liked to torment him and Zhang Zhiyong. He liked to let the two of them do everything. When working overtime late at night, he called the two of them and asked them to stay alone. The two who were working hard walked away with inexplicable expressions of disappointment.

Of course they don't know that this seemingly sturdy female manager is actually a huge rotten girl in her bones. The cute Ye Lei and Zhang Zhiyong who has been protecting Ye Lei have hit her cute spot, so she has been using her position In order to create an opportunity for the two to stir up trouble...

The company recently received an urgent order, and it happened that Zhang Zhiyong was on a business trip, so the big responsibility fell on Ye Lei, because the order was urgent and the work was heavy, so Lin Youchi specially approved Ye Lei to work at home to save the time of commuting and commuting to and from the subway. It also means that Ye Lei has to run all night without any sense of time.

Ye Lei's work here is very dark, but Manager Lin always feels that there is less enthusiasm for work because there are fewer people to tease.So one day when she was checking Weibo during lunch, she thought of a way to regain her passion...

"Hey, manager." Ye Lei wiped the fried chicken crumbs from his mouth, and answered the phone with a bitter face, "The takeaway has just been delivered, and I will upload the photo later."

"Well, okay, but I don't want to ask you this, what I want to ask is how is your progress today?" Lin Youchi asked cheerfully.

"Eh, manager, I..." Ye Lei was confused.

"Okay, I know it from your tone." Lin Youchi resisted the urge to laugh, and continued to say solemnly, "Ye Lei, although Zhiyong is on a business trip, the task of two people is on you alone, but The company makes such a decision because it believes in your ability, and in order to save your commuting time, I didn’t even approve you to work from home, and I also approved the meal fee for you and ordered takeaway for you on time. The company will help you With such good conditions created, do you think you should work harder to complete the task earlier?"

Ye Lei didn't know how to answer after listening to it. Lin Youchi's words were too much, and then he couldn't get it out. He could only OS silently in his heart. You are not kind. Obviously you want to see the takeaway boy, and you are still messing up. order for me...

"Did you hear that, Ye Lei?"

"Hmm. Manager, I actually don't like to eat K..."

"Ah, and, according to the agreement between us, you have to eat KFC for lunch for a week, and you must remember to upload the receipt together with the photo of the delivery guy, or you won't be reimbursed." Manager Lin After finishing his last sentence quickly, he hung up the phone.

"I don't want to eat KFC all week!!!" Ye Lei squeezed the phone that was already busy and his face was full.

Ye Lei hung up the phone, poked Zhou Wei's face on the screen and said apologetically, "Brother, I'm sorry." Grab a handful of French fries, stuff them into your mouth randomly, and start working hard.

On the other hand, after Zhou Wei came home from work, he opened Weibo and saw that the number of fans and comments had increased hundreds of times compared to the past. Thousands of powder to paint.

Zhou Wei's cousin likes to mess around since he was a child. On his birthday last year, his cousin helped him get 10000 fans, and each fan would leave a birthday message.Zhou Wei read one by one, and saw his cousin's message on the last one: "Weizi, on your birthday, I will send you 10000 idiot fans to celebrate your birthday! Don't thank me too much!"

Zhou Wei rolled his eyes and thought, again?The birthday is not here yet.Besides, since he became the gold medal delivery boy in the restaurant, he has no shortage of fans, okay?

After thinking about it, I’d better click @ to see what’s the content. It’s okay if it’s not open. When I opened it, I was startled. There was a row of my own photos on the screen. When I clicked on it, there was a picture attached to the side of my photo. On the food delivery receipt, the words "The takeaway boy must be sunny and handsome" marked on the receipt are drawn with a thick red line.

The forwarded content is also full of things like "I ordered this little brother! It's at the restaurant on XX Road", "There are bright spots on the receipt!" Friends, get a quilt!" Heck, blah, blah, blah.

Zhou Wei has black lines all over his head, why didn't I notice the word "Gong"?No wonder the girls in the restaurant laughed so creepily when they asked him to deliver.

I have been forwarded by some girls before, but the amount of forwarding is not so large. Is it a certain big V who posted his photo this time?It doesn't look like the ID, it's a tiger under the bamboo in the forest, tsk tsk, what a nickname for a local turtle... Click on it to see it, and you will see a lot of rotten jokes.Zhou Wei turned to the middle of the first page, and found that there was another Weibo under the maliciously red-lined Weibo. The blogger’s nickname was Tomato Superman. In the photo, "林中竹下虎" reposted it and wrote: "For two consecutive days, I ordered the same little Gongjun, @豆豆超人不吃蛋, this is God's will!"

It seems that this Tomato Superman who doesn't eat eggs is the first person in the photo, two days in a row?Zhou Wei clicked on the Weibo homepage of Tomato Superman who doesn’t eat eggs. Sure enough, the first two were photos of himself. Looking at the release time, Zhou Wei remembered the T-shirt with Tomato Superman on it, and turned his head to the picture on the wall beside the bed. direction, showing a strange smile.

The author has something to say:

The manager is so cheap, did he accidentally tear down his CP? ╮(╯▽╰)╭