The takeaway boy who delivers Kaifeng dishes

"Ding dong, ding dong." The doorbell of Ye Lei's house rang on time at 12:[-] noon.He struggled to pull out his mobile phone from the table full of unknown objects, and while turning on the camera function, he yelled "Here we come!"

After opening the door, the sunny delivery boy at the door was carrying a bag of KFC delivery and smiled at Ye Lei: "Hello, your grandma..." Before the word "sell" was said, the delivery boy was caught by Ye Lei. Ray's phone flash blinded his eyes...

Ye Lei, who was expressionless, still maintained the posture of taking pictures. He saw the takeaway boy across the street recovering and looked at him. He was embarrassed and smiled hard. Reflexively stretched out his thumb to take a selfie mode, so he saw himself reflected in the phone with his head full of French fries, and what was even more surprising was that he shot the shutter by accident...

When the flash light was turned on again, the delivery guy finally couldn't help but burst out laughing. It turned out that when the flash light hit his eyes just now, the delivery boy reflexively stretched out his hand to block it, and a few French fries fell out of his hand. The bag flew out and landed in Ye Lei's fluffy natural curly hair with strong adsorption force.

The takeaway boy smiled and took the French fries off Ye Lei's head while he was in the petrochemical process, "Sir, if you want to take pictures, you can tell me first, and I will try my best to cooperate with you. I was really caught off guard by the sudden attack. Here, the takeaway you ordered has been delivered, and you requested that the delivery boy must be sunny and handsome on the order, do you think I still meet the standard?"

Ye Lei looked at the takeaway boy who was still smiling brightly while holding the takeaway receipt after cleaning his hair, and unconsciously wrinkled his face and cried: "I don't want to either!!! I can't keep up with the schedule , Our manager said it was very popular recently, she didn't want to order it herself, and told me to send her a photo to see..."

Although Ye Lei's words were a bit out of line, Zhou Wei still understood.Recently, KFC has launched a marketing campaign of "order takeout with a delivery boy" in some cities. Customers can specify requirements for the image of the delivery boy, such as requiring that the delivery boy's appearance must be sunny and handsome, or cute and cute. of.Many curious rotten house girls are deeply fond of this service. After ordering, they must take a photo of the delivery boy and post it on Weibo on the photo PO to attract crowds.

Zhou Wei has delivered this kind of takeaway many times. Under the support of the group of [-] female colleagues in the restaurant, he can calmly face those girls who smile at him strangely and ask each other in a professional manner: " Look, do I still meet the standards?" Most of the girls will have small pink bubbles appearing on their bodies at this time, and they will ask for pictures with starry eyes.Under normal circumstances, Zhou Wei will be good-tempered and let the girls get whatever they want.Therefore, newcomer Zhou Wei has become the gold medal takeaway brother of their restaurant, and the number of Weibo fans is increasing day by day.

When he received the order today, he was a little curious about what kind of magical girl lived at the address, but he didn't expect that the boy with a baby face would open the door, let alone that the other party came up without saying a word. Just give him a flash, and then I got a head of French fries, not to mention, that fluffy natural curly hair, paired with that bun face is actually quite gratifying.

As a good comrade, Zhou Wei knows very well that in addition to rotten women, the team of rotten men is also constantly growing these days because of his attributes. He kept flirting with whether the aggrieved baby face in front of him was a rotten boy or just a little gay. But before Zhou Wei finished masturbating, he was attacked by the baby face with a flash... Then, he also used The French fries fought back... and then in Babyface Barabara's explanation, he understood that this Babyface is not a gay boy at all.He is a poor little boy bullied by his boss...

"It doesn't matter. We have many customers taking pictures of us recently. This is an affirmation of our service. Look, do you want to settle the bill first?"

"Oh, oh oh!" Ye Lei seemed to have remembered something, turned his head and ran into the room: "You come in first and wait..."

Zhou Wei walked into Ye Lei's house. When he stood in the entrance of Ye Lei's living room, he immediately felt the corners of his eyes, mouth and even his hands and feet start to twitch.

This is a huge, representative epic chapter, extremely magnificent and brilliant, big!garbage!Rubbish!field!

The shaggy-haired Ye Lei turned to Zhou Wei while picking something in the garbage mountain closest to the entrance, "Wait a minute, I can't find my wallet..."

The smell wafting out of the room made Zhou Wei's originally sunny forehead stretch out several "well" characters made of blue veins.

"Hey, it's common sense to get the money ready before you pay, right?" Zhou Wei complained silently in his heart. When Ye Lei threw away an unknown object, Zhou Wei saw that object pulled out of the air. The thin mycelium shone like a rainbow under the influence of sunlight from the window, and then, a group of shiny black ants that could look at it with the naked eye, after the unknown object fell to the ground, they all moved towards the surrounding area together. Wei's instep rushes forward!

"Damn it!" Zhou Wei, a clean freak, finally couldn't help shouting!

"Huh? What?" Ye Lei stopped digging and turned his head to see Brother Sunshine who suddenly turned black for no reason, "Why, what's wrong?"

"Broom!" Zhou Wei gritted his teeth and squeezed out two words after jumping away.

"Huh?" Ye Lei looked up with a big face, and a pair of big blank eyes shot at Zhou Wei out of focus.

"Broom! Hand over your broom!" Zhou Wei in blackened mode ordered with a dignified face, who said just now that this guy is a poor little bullied? ! !He deserves to be bullied a hundred times a hundred times! ! !

"My family, my broom can't fly..." Ye Lei couldn't understand this instruction at all, he was struggling silently in his heart: "Could it be possible that KFC can exchange brooms for food recently?"

As soon as Ye Lei finished saying the word "fly", a fat female cockroach in the family flew past Zhou Wei's eyes like a bomber.It is said that only pregnant cockroaches can fly. According to Zhou Wei's visual inspection just now, this well-developed domestic cockroach will produce more than a hundred cubs that make people go crazy.

"Damn! I'll do it myself!" Zhou Wei untied the bag, took out the disposable gloves inside, hung Ye Lei's takeaway on the doorknob, fully activated the good wife mode, and started cleaning the house with hands and feet: "No wonder No matter how I clean it up, there are always cockroaches and ants in the house, damn it, it turns out that there is such a big garbage dump next door!"

Yes, Zhou Wei's house is next door to Ye Lei's house, and the two have been neighbors for more than half a year. Although the head of the household has nothing to do with each other, the four evils that spread and breed in Ye Lei's house live freely and happily in the two families. Shuttle back and forth, making nests everywhere.

Seeing Zhou Wei who started to clean up his house drastically, Ye Lei's mind went into a state of panic again, "Ah, now KFC takeaways are still served by cleaners, the competition in the fast food industry is really fierce, huh? My wallet hasn't I found it, will you ask me for more tips later..."

It took Zhou Wei an hour to finally clean up the piles of rubbish in the living room of Ye Lei's house. Looking at the moldy and rotten objects and the unsightly clothes, shoes and socks, he let out a faint breath. During the cleaning process, he Unceremoniously commanding Ye Lei to help him, although the disheveled and baby-faced man was a little dazed, his hands and feet were not slow, especially when he found his wallet, he was called a vigorous man, walking like flying.What's even more amazing is that Zhou Wei found that all mosquitoes, cockroaches, ants and reptiles would avoid Ye Lei, as if Ye Lei was a giant humanoid insect repellant.

The humanoid insecticide was panting slightly, he looked at Zhou Wei with some embarrassment and said, "That, little brother."

"My name is Zhou Wei." Zhou Wei raised his eyebrows.

"Hello, Zhou Wei, my name is Ye Lei." Ye Lei replied in a formatted manner.

Hey, isn't it time to introduce yourself?Just as Zhou Wei wanted to complain, the phone rang. The manager on duty yelled at Zhou Wei in the back kitchen, did you send a takeaway to Mars?

Zhou Wei made up excuses to coax the manager over, and sighed secretly that he was impulsive again, didn’t he come up to deliver food, why did he clean up the house for someone without paying attention?Although I said that I live next door, this guy's house is too dirty and indirectly caused my house to be infested with all kinds of pests, but I don't need to clean up other people's house, right?Zhou Wei felt that he must have thanked his ears.

Zhou Wei hung up the phone, turned around and saw Ye Lei holding a cup that he just washed, pouring out a glass of water and looking at himself with bright eyes: "Brother, you have worked hard, let's drink a glass of water."

After cleaning for an hour, it would be a lie to say that you are not thirsty, but when you think of the red bugs wriggling in the sink of the water dispenser, Zhou Wei felt nauseous again, and he said calmly, "No, I don't Thirst, could you please settle the bill, sir?"

"Oh, okay." Ye Lei took out the wallet that was stuffed in his trousers pocket just now, took out half of it and looked up at Zhou Wei hesitantly, the two looked at each other for a while, Ye Lei asked: "Well, I have to How much do you pay for sanitation?"

Zhou Wei: ...

Back at the restaurant, Zhou Wei was inevitably taught a lesson by the manager on duty. When he got home from work, Zhou Wei went to the balcony to water the flowers he raised while waiting for the rice cooker to be cooked. I picked two fruits. The green and tender fruits are really cute hidden under the leaves. Through the anti-theft net, I can see that the balcony next door is covered with washed clothes. The one closest to me is a tomato superman pattern. On the T-shirt, the round Tomato Superman is clenching his fists into the sky. The night wind blows the hem of the clothes, which makes the picture on the T-shirt look a little dynamic. Zhou Wei smiled and cleaned up the pile of garbage. It's hopeless.

The author has something to say:

Xie Er is a cute creature!Sneaking into a neighbor's house in the middle of the night to help someone tidy up the house, and even making a list of wardrobe tidying up, it really made me bloody (?﹃?)~~ When will the new season of "The Big Bang Theory" come out?ahh...