[Northern Song Dynasty][Ouyang Xiu Center]WHO is the most popular in this Song Dynasty

31L: Tourist—Student who failed the ranking

According to an insider, Ouyang Xiu was very bored during the closed period of grading. He often chanted poems against Mei Yaochen, Wang Gui and other grading officials, and engaged in various activities such as BBQ. According to Shen Kuo, Dean of the School of Physics and Chemistry.... There are a lot of experimental deer missing in the biology laboratory for no reason...

32L: Tourist—Student C who failed the ranking

Roast venison... It seems that you can already smell the aroma of cumin.

Ouyang Xiu couldn't help swallowing when he saw this, and rubbed his belly.

33L: Tourist—Student who failed the ranking

I heard that the poems that the examiners sang to each other can be published in a commemorative collection. During the lock-up period, they were so idle, how could they have time to carefully review our test questions! ! !

34L: Tourist——Favorite Taixueti

What's even more disgusting is that the professors at Song University also described us candidates who took the exam as insects and ants.

God horses: "There is no warring warrior with the title of courage, and the sound of spring nibbling leaves when writing", "The spring is warm during the war, and the five-star bright place is deep at night." Our candidates are insects and ants, and their professors are five-star. This is the professor of Song University!Principal Zhao, come and take a look!This is the professors of Qiande! ! !

35L: Tourist—Student who failed the ranking

Tolerable or unbearable

36L: Tourist—Student C who failed the ranking

Uncle can bear it and auntie can't bear it! ! ! ! ! !

37L: Tourist—Student who failed the ranking

LS, you are here to be funny! ! ! ! ! !

38L: Tourist——Favorite Taixueti

I strongly want the examiner to take the blame and resign, and give fairness to many candidates and the holy ivory tower.

39L: Level 40 for registered users——Bosang Magnificent

Why don't you students who failed the exam take a look at what you wrote! ! !

The Taixue style of "the heaven and the earth are rolling, all things are growing, and the sages are haired", saying that it is dangerous and weird is to flatter you, it is a logically nonsensical thing.

The little transparent people looked at the fried hair and said that we have no talent, but we are learned from the official tutoring center. Do you really think that our three thousand Tai students all write articles on straw paper! ! ! ! ! !

40L: Tourist—Student who failed the ranking

Then I would like to ask Professor Ouyang, this time your title is "to make the people tireless through changes", which is strange, how do I remember that the original text of this sentence in "Yi Zhuan" is "to make the people tireless through changes?" People are tireless"?Professor Ouyang himself is from the Department of History, how could he make such a low-level mistake as misremembering?

Seeing this, a pair of eyes in the darkness lit up, and he quickly typed on the keyboard.

41L: Tourist—Student E who failed the ranking

What's so strange about the extra word "and", who doesn't know that Professor Ouyang prefers exogenous "and".

Ouyang Xiu once wrote an essay titled "Xiangzhou Huajintang Ji" for the development of local tourism. The local officials happily took the article away after the essay was completed overnight without any additions. The flying car caught up with the local officials who received the manuscript at high speed, and asked them to take it back after the revision was completed.After comparing the final draft, the errand-running civil servant who received the manuscript felt that the hundreds of dollars in gas money was a scam, because he just changed one of the sentences "the official comes to the general, and the wealth returns to his hometown." The general will return to his hometown in wealth and honor."

Humph, I was trying to improve the article.Professor Ouyang thought arrogantly.

42L: Tourist—a student who failed the exam

It's not just a preference for foreign students "and", there are also nephews~~~ haha

Ouyang Xiu's face changed slightly when he saw this, but he is a great Confucian in the world. Although his hands were already shaking slightly, he still patiently dragged the mouse down.

It's just that he didn't expect that the following speeches began to challenge his bottom line.

43L: Tourist—a student who failed the exam

Professor Ouyang is so talented. The song "Wang Jiangnan" has the highest singing rate in the KTV on Kaifeng Road.

System prompt: The audio file "Wang Jiangnan" has been successfully uploaded

Jiangnan willow, the leaves are small and not yet cloudy.

Human beings can't bear to break the silk lightly, and the warbler can't bear the tenderness of the branches.

Keep it until the deep spring.

Fourteenth Five-Year, hold the pipa leisurely.

Winning money in the hall and walking down the hall, I have been paying attention when I meet you.

Not to mention until now.

Before Ouyang Xiu had time to get angry, he saw someone commenting on the post.

The speed is so fast that it can only make people suspect that the manuscript was saved in advance.

44L: Tourist—Student E who failed the ranking

In LS, you forgot that there is this song:

Butterflies in the south of the Yangtze River, a pair of slanting sun.

With a body like He Langquan's fan, a heart like Han Shou's love for stealing fragrance,

Talent and frivolity.

After light rain, the thin wings are greasy and smoky.

I just accompanied the bees to the small courtyard, and then flew over the east wall,

Long is busy with flowers.

Tsk tsk~~~~Professor is so flirtatious, Han Shou stealing fragrance has contributed to a good story~~~

But the professor can only meet and pay attention, let alone now~~~

What a pity, I don't know how Mrs. Zhang is doing in the Kaifeng Road Detention Center.

If you are starving and freezing inside, Professor Ouyang, how can you bear it~

Human beings are too light to bear the folds, and the tender twigs are too tender to sing~

Ouyang Xiu had a younger sister who became a widow shortly after marrying Zhang Guizheng. Ouyang Xiu took his younger sister and the niece Zhang who was born in the previous room of her brother-in-law to take care of her.When Zhang grew up, she married Ouyang Xiu's distant nephew, Ouyang Sheng. However, this woman was not a woman, and had an affair with Ouyang Sheng's servant Chen Jian. After her adultery was revealed, she was sent to the Kaifeng Road Police Station for detention and investigation.At that time, Yang Riyan, director of the Kaifeng Prefecture Police Station, was complained by Ouyang Xiu when he was the director of the neighborhood committee in the Chengdu Community in his early years.Kaifeng Road is not as open as Chang'an Street and Luoyang Avenue, and the entire jurisdiction has always punished indecent behavior extremely severely. In order to excuse herself, Mrs. Zhang bit Ouyang Xiu back at the instigation of someone with a heart.At that time, Qian Mingyi, a lecturer in the Journalism Department of Song University, who had been the spokesperson of the Kaifeng Road Police Station, was the first to expose the shocking news to the general public: Ouyang Xiu once had an affair with his niece, making sex XXOO or something...

Ouyang Xiu was furious when he saw that they turned the building upside down on his private life again. He hit the keyboard and began to organize words to refute.

As the senior administrator of the forum, the former vice-principal and former dean of the School of Administration, Lu Yijian sat in front of the monitor and smiled without saying a word. Then he glanced at the system prompt in the background and saw the following words:

Registered user level 42——Wine is entering

Tourist——Favorite Taixueti is inputting

Registered user level 45——Dongzhai Junzi is entering

Lu Yijian thought: Today is really lively, but it's a pity that an old bone doesn't have the energy to participate

When Ouyang Xiu, who was extremely slow in typing, finally succeeded in posting, the interface had already turned the page.

45L: Tourist——Favorite Taixueti

System prompt: The audio file "Drunk Penglai" has been uploaded successfully

Seeing embarrassing and green, her tender face is evenly red, and her waist is graceful.

Beside the red medicine bar, I'm annoyed not to teach Iraq.

Half-covering her shyness, her voice trembled, and she asked if anyone knew?

Straightening the skirt, stealing glances, pretending to walk and sit.

I even asked what if, after the matter was settled, the cloud temples were messed up, and my mother guessed it.

45L's "Favorite Taixueti" posted a link to the obscene song "Drunk Penglai", which describes an affair between a man and a woman, and also attached the coded screenshots from the love action movie.

There was an uproar downstairs...

46L: Tourist—Student B who failed the ranking

Oh oh oh, what did we see, blindfolded

47L: Tourist—Student who failed the ranking

The attributes of LS have been exposed, could it be that 45L is also Ouyang Neihan's masterpiece.

48L: Tourist——Favorite Taixueti

They are all "talented and frivolous", of course they will "grow busy for flowers"

The implication is that the song that was posted just now is also written by Ouyang Xiu.

Ouyang Xiu thought about it for a long time, and decided that this was Hong Guoguo's framing. He was relieved that someone had already defended him.

49L: Level 1 Registered User——Zhuangzai I eat hot pot

45L's "Favorite Taixue Style" is not Qianshan Liuji, the one who took the No.1 Taixue in the total exam?

50L: Tourist——Favorite Taixueti

What, envy, jealousy~

51L: Tourist—Student C who failed the ranking

Turn the page to occupy the building and grab the sofa

52L: Tourist—Student who failed the ranking

You... don't you just look for a sense of existence like this! ! !

53L: Level 1 Registered User——Zhuangzai I eat hot pot

This song "Drunk Penglai" by Liu is full of tenderness and tenderness, with charming imagery. It is definitely a masterpiece of the Huajian School, which is enough to be passed down through the ages. It must be able to collect a lot of royalties after it is released. Why should this copyright belong to the name of Professor Ouyang? Next, what about becoming the beauty of others?

54L: Tourist——Favorite Taixueti

off your PS

55L: Level 1 Registered User——Zhuangzai I eat hot pot

I just think that the lyrics of this song are really good, but Liu, who is so talented, is too humble and easy to learn. After completing the song, I sent it to WB to ask for various opinions. Such a good song will definitely be recommended on the homepage. Ah, many of my classmates have transferred to WB.

Everyone in front of the monitor watched it, and couldn't help but look at Liu Ji differently. He had deliberately made his words so ambiguous earlier, making people misunderstand that the obscene poem was written by Ouyang Xiu. Now, it seems that it is really true that he deliberately planned to attack others because he failed the ranking. He deserved to fail.

56L: Honorary registered user level 60 - a new song with a glass of wine

Let me just say, that song "Drunk Penglai" is not in Uncle Yong's style

57L: Honorary Registered User Level 58——Wine turns into sorrow and tears of lovesickness

Even if Liu Qi wrote the song "Drunk Penglai", I wouldn't believe it, let alone Uncle Yong's temperament, if he wanted to write that kind of thing, unless Li Chongguang and Feng Yansi from Jiankang Lane were possessed.

58L: Honorary registered user level 60 - a new song with a glass of wine

Note to LS, I like Professor Feng's articles, don't insult my idol, the sentences he wrote are so elegant, and the words are full of brilliance... BLABLA, to sum it up, it is not so vulgar!

59L: Invited Registered User Level 0——Post Posts by Order

It turns out that Vice President Yan also had a heart for Mary Sue~ By the way, I don’t know how to write poems about cheating. I always write things with sentimental feelings openly, so I don’t have a hobby of concocting vulgar tastes.

60L: registered user level 45 - Dongzhai Gentleman

Reply: 40L: Tourist—Student Ding who failed the exam

Do you have the nerve to talk about the rumors? The fact that the members of the Qian family and Uncle Yong did not get along is something that everyone in Kaifeng knows. Besides, the exam is one of the national policies, and all the rules are set by the government. Well, the school is just following the rules, your failure can only mean that you have violated the rules, so why attack the examiner!

When Ouyang Xiu saw this, he felt that someone had finally grasped the point: Duke Shu, you are really righteous, but why haven't you seen the post I just posted? Could it be that there are some keywords that violate the taboo?

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