[Northern Song Dynasty][Ouyang Xiu Center]WHO is the most popular in this Song Dynasty

"Today is April in the world, flowers are blooming and willows are green, and the beautiful city of Kaifeng is full of spring. Our Zhaosong University finally ushered in the annual self-enrollment day again. Under the leadership of the new school leadership team, our Songda University ..."

If this kind of elementary school student-level article appeared on the self-enrollment examination paper of Zhaosong University, the marking officer Ouyang Yongshu would probably be so angry that he would tear up the paper after seeing it.

He has been really annoyed recently, skipping the comparative and going straight to the superlative, with the definite article in front of it.

Yan Shu, the former executive vice principal who has retired, just sent him a text message on the site, reminding him to read the topic "Today's WHO is the most popular" on the forum. When I was so busy, I received a text message from his system, informing him to participate in discussions on various funny topics, and today is no exception.

"Uncle Yan Tong, if you are in a hurry, sign the re-employment contract soon. The College of Education is short of manpower, and you are so busy preparing for the entrance of new students, who has time to browse the Internet!"

"Uncle Yong, you have time to reply text messages and go to forums, speed, YOU is the most popular today."

As the middle-level leaders who were all single-handedly promoted by Yan Shu, compared with Fan Xiwen and Fu Yanguo who often teamed up to go to the Xixia Academy next door to fight with each other, Ouyang Xiu has always been the best-spoken one in the administrative leadership of Song University. He had done something to be tagged as "The Bloody Man" and hung on the homepage of Song Da's BBS, so he curiously opened the link in the bookmarks.

A line of highlighted No. [-] rolling subtitles jumped out eye-catchingly: "WHO is the most popular in Song Dynasty today"

It is said that Principal Zhao married a daughter this year, and the other party was just an individual businessman. Facts have proved that the remaining one may not be the king! ! !

Poster: Registered user——Thirteen is favored, early marriage has benefits

What the hell... the harem after the harem

May I ask if there is any delicious food near Song University that you can recommend, I am a freshman, please cover me. (^~^).

Posted by: Registered user—Zhuangzai, I eat hot pot

Are you here to study or to be obese...

Look at the strong click-through rate

Ouyang Neihan shook his head: A group of foodies...

Shady!Shady!This year's Song University's self-enrollment history is the darkest! ! !

Posted by: Tourist——Favorite Taixueti

It seems that this year's self-enrollment is in charge of... Ouyang Xiu wiped off his sweat, and quickly clicked the left button to see the details.

~~~~ Shady!Shady!This year's Song University's self-enrollment history is the darkest! ! ! BY Tourist—Favorite Taixueti~~~

1L: Dear friends, as long as you have read the official tutoring materials for self-enrollment of Dasong Culture University, do you still remember?

On P145, "Words are brilliant in reason, and not evil in reason" is still the subtitle of the chapter. How well Mr. Shi Shoudao said, and how obedient we are, but the result! ! ! ! ! !

According to an insider, none of the students who use the "Tai Xue Style" in their papers this year will be admitted. Why don't you, Ouyang Xiu, approve the official textbooks! ! !

Ouyang Xiu shook his head. Taixue style has neither the plainness and simplicity of ancient prose, nor the elegance and magnificence of parallel prose. There is nothing commendable about it.

2L: Tourists—Students who fail the rankings don’t feel ashamed

Support LZ! ! !

Ouyang Neihan complained: This is obviously his fault, which is boring.

3L: Tourist—Student B who failed the ranking

9494, Taixue Physical Competition High~~~~~~

Ouyang Neihan complained +1: I hate this kind of bad talk the most.

4L: Level 40 for registered users——Bosang Magnificent

Can't you candidates speak well and write well, no wonder you failed the exam! ! !

Seeing Wang Gui online, he felt very relieved: Yuyu, you really understand me.

5L: Tourist—Student C who failed the ranking

Surprised to see Xueshi Wang, confess, I am your NC fan.

6L: Tourist—Student who failed the ranking

LS Don't be crooked, if you want to confess your love, go to the Qingli Merry Edition and post it yourself.

7L: Tourist—Student C who failed the ranking

There is no login permission for this forum, so you can't enter TOT

8L: Tourist—Student who failed the ranking

Doesn't it mean that the forums of Song Dynasty, Wei Jin, and Tang Dynasty are different, and you can post without certification?

9L: Trainee Administrator Level 1——The Eight Great Masters are not Little Transparent

Theoretically, all sections are available, but the section on Qingli Fengliu is now used for fighting within the academy, and tourists can only watch it but not post it, lest the professors use the fan club to help fight.

Ouyang Neihan complained +2: Zigu, you really talked too much today, let's think about your regularization next year.

10L: Tourist—Student C who failed the ranking

I seem to have seen some amazing truth just now~ LS begging for more

11L: Level 1 Registered User——Zhuangzai I eat hot pot

Surprised to see the senior, please advise, is there any delicious Bo Bo Chicken near Kaifeng Road?look at my star eyes *~*

12L: Registered user level 1 - love Nissan love life

LS, you posted the wrong version, your post is next door, I will take you back.

13L: Administrator privilege level 45 - I have brilliance and I am proud

11 and 12L have nothing to do with the topic of this discussion, remember to draw the building for the trainee.

14L: Trainee Administrator Level 1——The Eight Great Masters are not Little Transparent

Why doesn't Professor Wen just smoke it when he sees it?

15L: Administrator privilege level 45 - I have brilliance and I am proud

After you become the director of the library, you can also say this to the interns in the electronic reading room downstairs~

PS: Your instructor Ouyang and I just finished BBQ~

It seems that you have another professional test tomorrow~

Ouyang Xiu has black lines all over his head...

16L: Tourist——Favorite Taixueti

Have you seen it, the naked shady scene, brothers, please stop chatting in the FMD version! ! !

17L: Invited Registered User Level 0——Post Posts by Order

LZ, don’t be so unmannered, students who fail the exam also have a way out, see if I’m just a living example

18L: Tourist—Student C who failed the ranking

It's Liu Qi, confess, I'm your NC fan.

19L: Tourist—Student B who failed the ranking

I think you are an NC.

20L: Tourist—Student who failed the ranking

I'm really not afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs...

Ouyang Xiu nodded. At the moment, the person who understands him the most in the entire forum is probably LZ. Both of them have the same goal at this moment: get the building straight!

One is looking forward to the start of the big black and special black, and the other is looking forward to the opportunity to defend himself. In the current situation of chatting, even if he swears with the Analects of Confucius, no one will listen to his defense seriously, but Ouyang Xiu just forced him to defend himself at this time. If the disease occurs, you must say that you are ugly and Yinmao to be reconciled.

Both of them shouted in their hearts: Hurry up to the building.

Compared to LZ who failed the list who only knows how to talk, Ouyang Neihan obviously has better mobility, so he immediately clicked the login button on the upper right.

As soon as I refreshed, I saw Liu Qi posted another post

21L: Invited Registered User Level 0——Post Posts by Order

I'm still kind, the main building is the main building~ Isn't it just the messy things caused by Taixueti?

22L: Registered user level 39—Hanshu with wine is really romantic

Liu Qi, haven't you been blocked, how can you still post?

23L: Invited Registered User Level 0——Post Posts by Order

Don't you, Zimei, I remember that your account was blocked earlier than mine, and you were also restored by that good guy Mei Yaochen?But I have to start accumulating points from level 0 again.

24L: Registered user level 39—Hanshu with wine is really romantic

It’s the permission that Mei Wanling helped restore, and it can still be used for more than 30 times. I’ll download it first, so I have to save data. If you want to drink with me, please private message me. I still live in Canglang Garden on Suzhou Road.

When the various forum chats finally ended, the two parties immediately went into battle.

The following is a background introduction of honesty and no cuteness:

In the spring of Jiayou's second year, the principal Zhao Zhen ordered Ouyang, the dean of the School of History, to preside over this year's independent enrollment, and be responsible for all matters of this year's exam, from setting questions to marking papers.In recent years, students preparing for the Taixue exam in the official tutoring center of Cultural University have become more and more fond of writing a kind of dangerous and strange articles. The institution formed a trend, known as "Tai Xue Ti".But Ouyang Xiu, the chief examiner of this year, is deeply disgusted by this style of writing, so when grading the test papers, as long as he sees the test papers written in the style of "Tai Xue Style", he discards them all.

Therefore, as soon as the results of the first round of written examination came out, almost all the top students who had received special attention from the tutors before were not on the re-examination list, causing an uproar.

And today happened to be the day when the re-examination ended. Before receiving Yan Shu's text message, Ouyang Xiu had just compiled the list of qualified students and submitted it to the principal's office. The final high school list will be announced by the principal Zhao Zhen tomorrow. The students who failed the rankings obviously calculated their time to find fault.

25L: Tourist——Favorite Taixueti

Taixue style does not have the flashy and empty allusions of Xikun style, nor is it as flat and boring as the ancient ancient prose.This style of writing is obviously respected by all tutoring institutions, why is it that only you, Ouyang Xiu, can't tolerate it! ! !

26L: Tourist—Student B who failed the ranking

9494~Tai Xue Ti Shen Ma's favorite, Xikun dies

27L: Tourist——but at that time, I was at a loss

Note to LS, what’s the matter with the Kansai Kunpai, if you have the ability, you can also use Xikun style

Ouyang Xiu rubbed his eyes in disbelief, didn't he say that the school forum blocked IP segments other than Kaifeng Road, why did people from Chang'an Road come to join in the fun

28L: Registered user level 42 - I am a tea picker

What did I see, Mr. Yoshiyama, you are my boyhood idol, please accept my confession

29L: Tourist——Favorite Taixueti

Can the main building be

30L: Tourist—Student B who failed the ranking

Examinations are a fair competition for the selection of talents for the university. It is not a postgraduate exam that allows Ouyang Xiu to choose students as you like. Why do you abandon talents from Taixue because of one person's preference?

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