Kiss me today and die

This time, Xia Ren fully learned the lesson of Teacher Xiaoqian, and took an attitude of not squinting at the existence of An Fulin.In this way, An Fulin, who has also become Xiaodouding, will not feel embarrassed, and it will not arouse Di Xiaoke's hostility towards An Fulin.

Xia Ren didn't know if An Fulin played "Happy April Fool's Day" before, but Xia Ren knew that An Fulin had always been very good in the world.Xia Ren would not believe that this was not Dick's revenge.The only thing worthy of sobriety is that Dick is still rational, and he is also targeting some trivial matters against Adventist.

Di Xiaoke arranged for himself to be the second to last one by the window, the standard C position of the protagonist, and Xia Ren sat abruptly next to him, and the class bell rang soon.

Set out the recyclable electronic textbooks and start class.

Then...Xia Ren realized that from Di Xiaoke's shaping of the class plot, he could understand that Dick really knew nothing about the school, had no serious experience in class, and even related film and television works Very little to see.Otherwise, there would be no such bizarre scene in front of me.

There are [-] or [-] students in a classroom, and there is a teacher standing in front of each of them, wearing glasses with a stern face, adopting an extremely terrifying teaching mode of pressing people.

Even if Xia Ren didn't need to go to class, but was just by the side as Di Xiaoke's guardian, he was stared at by the criminals in the world or the NPCs who didn't know.

But this is not the scariest thing. The scariest thing is that there are so many teachers, but the content of the lectures is the same, like more than [-] robots that can only repeat.

I don't know where Dick got the inspiration to go to school like this.

Classes are real classes. These two NO.30 teachers are teaching the children in a serious manner, but the course content is very jumpy, with Chinese for a while, and mathematics for a while.

In the teaching content, there are many things that ordinary students hate, such as back-drawing and doing questions on the blackboard.

There is no need to consider who the NPC will choose. 100% An Fulin, who is [-]% darker than Africans.

An Fulin hadn't been to school for several lifetimes, how could he memorize any essays, and he was so confused when he was called up by the teacher to memorize the texts, people just looked at him and felt desperate for him.Moreover, they were pumped again and again. Of course, it was not only An Fulin who was pumped, but also several other children as controls.Some recite backwards, some stumble, and some cry while reciting...

Again, Dick really didn't know anything about going to school.

But at least everyone recited it, and only An Fulin stood there, receiving the attention of all the students and teachers in the class.The person who arranged for An Fulin was an adult at heart, and he was a little ashamed to be seen like this, as if it was really such a big thing that he would not be read by the elementary school text.

After the Chinese has been memorized, it is time to do math on the podium.

An Fulin was ready to go on stage without waiting for the teacher to call him, and Dick also satisfied his "eagerness to try".

Then, An Fulin, who got on the podium, was dumbfounded. Facing a blackboard with the same high number of days that obviously did not belong to the category of primary school, Xia Ren was a little uncertain whether it was Dick who didn't understand the education of students at different learning stages. Level, or deliberately and An Fulin.After all, those exercises are really easy for both Xia Ren and Dick.

An Fulin knew that Dick was deliberately embarrassing him!As a liberal arts student, An Fulin wanted to grab the ground with his head.

But... An Fulin kept cheering himself up in his heart, he couldn't just be so frightened.Those teachers are nothing to be afraid of, but the Son is sitting on the field, he must let the Son see his good side!

The result of going on with the bullet was that Xia Ren really couldn't see it, and went to the stage to correct An Fulin's mistakes and omissions.

Then, Di Xiaoke's unexplained sourness, which was already rising to the sky, exploded again in An Fulin's eyes full of admiration when he watched Xia Ren solve the problem. Before An Fulin had time to talk to Xia Ren, Just disappeared with all the teachers and students in the classroom.

When Xia Ren turned his head, he could only see the empty desk and Di Xiaoke who appeared in his arms again at some unknown time.

Di Xiaoke said that sentence again: "Don't leave me, okay?"

Xia Ren sighed again, and raised his hand to stroke Di Xiaoke's head. This time, he tried to answer the irrelevant question: "Let's talk about this in reality, shall we?"

Di Xiaoke was more reckless than Xia Ren, he shook his head and rejected Xia Ren's proposal: "No, you will leave."

"I promise not to leave." Xia Ren shook his head and began to lie to the child.

But this child is not easy to deceive, he looked up at Xia Ren, his eyes were full of seriousness and determination: "When I grow up, I say, the god of death will take you away."

In this world, a second can be an eternity.

Neither of them could convince each other, so they could only change the subject: "What do you think of the school?"

"It's not as good as I imagined." Di Xiaoke is seeking truth from facts. He has never been to school, so he is very curious about what the school looks like, but when he really picks up his schoolbag and becomes a qualified primary school student, he feels that the school is nothing. Curious.

"Then is there anything else you want to do?"

Di Xiaoke pointed his chin with his index finger and thought about it seriously: "Let's go on a date!"

Xia Ren: "...I won't date a child." Even if this child is his lover, he really can't take this bite.

Then, when Xia Ren looked again, he had already turned into a teenager, and Di Xiaoke had grown into a middle and high school look.A legal couple has just become an underage puppy love, so young that they even think that they can have children just by holding hands.

Xia Ren: "..."

Moreover, the two of them have already walked from school to the road in an instant, and there is a huge shopping mall at the end of the road. Although the form of shopping has basically changed to the Internet, there is still some subtle living space for physical stores.Sandwiched between the large-scale 5D cinema and various gourmet shops, it is as tenacious as a weed, cutting off its roots.

Di Xiaoke has no interest in shopping, but he has shown a strong desire to watch movies, because he and Xia Ren regrettably have never done this necessary content for a couple's date in reality.In the beginning, it was because I was busy playing life and death games, and I didn’t have time to go to the movies. After I won, I would be free, but they are more recognizable than celebrities, and it’s not convenient to go out. To cause trouble to others, not to mention that Xia Ren was diagnosed with a terminal illness next time, and he couldn't even think of going to the movies.

Di Xiaoke is very good at arranging scripts. He and Xia Ren are just young couples who skipped class and went out on a date. Thinking about it is exciting.

Xia Ren couldn't bear to poke at this cute young man. The real excitement was playing in theaters, not skipping classes to watch movies.