Kiss me today and die

"Hello, Auntie." Di Xiaoke can be said to be very polite, and he will take the initiative to say hello.

But maybe it would have been better if he hadn't added a marshmallow machine next to the popcorn machine.

"==Ah! Auntie! It's not good." Teacher Xiaoqian focused on "Auntie" every minute, rereading to strengthen the language, and then she used her dress-up props to change herself into a European and American style. Dressed coldly, Sister Yu is full of aura, "Calling you sister is a good boy."

Di Xiaoke said without hesitation, "Then I'd better be a bad boy."

Teacher Xiaoqian: "..."

Xia Ren: "..."

"I'll kill you, believe it or not!" Teacher Xiaoqian said that he really couldn't bear it.

then……

Teacher Xiaoqian paid a heavy price for her temporary meanness.

No one saw when Di Xiaoke, who was still obediently in Xia Ren's arms, moved. They only knew that in the blink of an eye, he was already lightning-fast, with a flashing melee light. The sword was pushed in front of Teacher Xiaoqian's neck.With only a thin line of difference, Teacher Xiaoqian will be separated from each other.

Fortunately, Xia Ren stopped Di Xiaoke in time at this critical moment. Teacher Xiaoqian was so frightened that he fell directly on the concrete floor of the park, his face was pale, and he couldn't get out of the blood-thirsty panic for a long time.

The air is still filled with the sweet smell of popcorn and cotton candy.

However, Teacher Xiaoqian didn't really suffer any injuries, and was more frightened by this method of killing people at the slightest disagreement.It's really scary, who would have thought that the kid who was arguing with you just now might put away the smiling face in the next second, and turn around and stab the kidney with a knife?Teacher Xiaoqian was so frightened that he didn't even know what to do when he swallowed his saliva, and he couldn't speak anymore. I almost cried for a long time.

It was also at this moment that Xia Ren realized very clearly that this warm and cute little girl in his arms was really the biggest BOSS in the entire world.

He can be as cute as a house cat, or he can tear your throat with a disagreement.

Now Di Xiaoke has obediently returned to Xia Ren's embrace, still in that extremely possessive gesture of wrapping his hands firmly around Xia Ren's neck, and flirtatiously said to Mr. Xiaoqian: "I don't believe it."

I don't believe you can kill me, but I can easily kill you.

Teacher Xiaoqian finally regained her courage. Naturally, it was not the courage to confront Dick head-on, but the courage to admit defeat immediately. She put her hands together and raised her head above her head. Kuo Le."

Use humor to ease the somewhat embarrassing atmosphere.

Xia Ren should be afraid of such a Dick. No one would not be afraid of unknown uncertain factors, but when he thought that this was Dick, Xia Ren couldn't be afraid at all.No one taught Dick right or wrong when he was a child, and the Di family should bear the main responsibility for him growing up like this.

At such a time, only Xia Ren could use a normal tone to teach Di Xiaoke a lesson: "Go and apologize to my sister. If you do this, I won't hug you."

Di Xiaoke looked extremely wronged and pitiful, but he still reluctantly apologized to Teacher Xiaoqian, and promised Teacher Xiaoqian: "As long as my brother is here, I will not really kill you. "

Teacher Xiaoqian's comprehension ability is perfect, and he understood Dick's subtext in minutes - if Xia Ren was not around, Dick would become everyone's nightmare.

The Di family is really a crime!

Teacher Xiaoqian hasn't recovered the memory of the real world yet, but she still deduces something from their words, for example, Dick's instability is not some accident, but 100% man-made.Thanks to the abnormal birth environment and abnormal growth environment, no monster that wanted to destroy the world was created.

"My sister must persuade my brother to stay!" Teacher Xiaoqian swore to Dick, feeling that he was extremely great at this moment!

Nothing short of saving the world!

"..." Xia Ren didn't expect Teacher Xiaoqian to turn to the enemy so quickly. He naturally couldn't agree to Teacher Xiaoqian, but he couldn't look into Di Xiaoke's eyes and reject this child for the time being, so all he had to do was transfer. Attention, "Shall we make a carousel?"

The merry-go-round is also an antique amusement facility in the earth period. This kind of antiquity is everywhere in Triumph Park, as if antiquity is authority.

But in fact, in the era of Xia Ren and Dick, not many children would like to ride the merry-go-round when they were used to thrilling and exciting holographic online games.

But Di Xiaoke agreed very simply: "Okay~"

As long as Xia Ren brought it up, Di Xiaoke didn't feel bad about it.

Before leaving, Xia Ren did not forget to apologize to Teacher Xiaoqian again, that he was not strict in discipline and caused her trouble.

Before Teacher Xiaoqian shook his head to express that he didn't mind, Di Xiaoke was already upset again, and made Teacher Xiaoqian disappear.Not only that, Di Xiaoke also turned Xia Ren's head with his hand to look at him again, childish and domineering: "Don't care about others!"

When he grew up, Dick was not much more mature than the domineering little president he is now.On the contrary, he was more dominant when he was a child, he was domineering, weeping at the same time, showing off his cuteness with his eyes, and Xia Ren was powerless to show off.But at least Teacher Xiaoqian didn't have to continue eating this bowl of dog food angrily, and had to sell popcorn and cotton candy.

Playing wildly with Di Xiaoke for a day, this unlucky boy is still not satisfied, insists on not letting the sun go down, and insists on continuing to play with Xia Ren.

Xia Ren had already made plans to risk his life to accompany the gentleman.

"Besides the amusement park, is there any other place you want to go?" Xia Ren asked Dick in his arms.

Di Xiaoke tilted his head and thought about it seriously: "I want to go to school."

Xia Ren: "Huh?"

Then, Xia Ren took Di Xiaoke, who had quietly grown up to the third or fourth year of elementary education, to No. [-] School in the King's District.

In the world where Xia Ren and Dick lived, children's schooling is divided into two types: remote schooling in the spiritual world and nearby schooling in reality, and a school is divided into three parts: basic education, intermediate education and professional education. Different departments In different campuses, a student basically studies in the same school from childhood to adulthood, and does not need to change every few years, unless there is a change in home address, then it is necessary to change schools.

Xia Ren went to a special military academy. From the time he was adopted by the government until he entered a special department of the army, he lived a semi-military campus life.In the eyes of others, this may be very boring, but Xia Ren quite likes it.He likes his life to be organized.

Dick's schooling was even more special than Xia Ren's. He neither enrolled in a nearby school nor received distance teaching, but was tutored at home by a special person.

Because the Di family felt that before Dick was taught to be obedient, Dick should not be let out to contact too many people and confuse his mind.

Dick and Xia Ren's growth environment is actually similar, even if they are the holy sons of a cult, the other is the son of the Central Star family, they obviously live in a prosperous place, but involuntarily live a lonely life, as if they are the only ones in the whole world Own.Thanks to fate, let such two people meet by chance, and they will never be alone again.

But according to the address, Dick should have gone to the No. [-] school in the King's District as a colonel.

Now, he finally got his wish.

Xia Ren sent Dick all the way to the school gate, and on the way, he entered a similar shopping mall and bought a set of equipment for Dick to go to school.

Although Xia Ren didn't go to a normal school, at least he went to a military academy subsidized by the government and got school supplies distributed by the state every semester, so he knew what to buy for Dick.

Although no one charges in the store.

The No. [-] school in the King's District is considered a well-known school in the entire league, but the campus is built in a mediocre way, no different from ordinary schools.On the marble tablet at the gate of the school, there is engraved a famous saying left by the first principal: You are proud of the school today, and the school will be proud of you in the future.

It is true that many senior officials, wealthy people, and artists have come out of No. [-] School, involving all walks of life. When it comes to their alma mater, they all look proud.

Although Dick had never attended First School, he was also an honorary alumnus of First School.

What is tricky in it, needless to say.

In the basic education campus, there are now quite a few children who look to be the same age as Dick, wearing uniform suits and school uniforms, in twos and threes carrying small schoolbags and preparing to enter the school.Worried parents can only send their children to this step.

But I also know that Di Xiaoke will not be separated from Xia Ren.

As a result, Xia Ren became the most obtrusive presence in the campus other than the teaching staff.The children next to him were not surprised. Only An Fulin, who had also become a child, sat in front of the desk speechlessly, and experienced the collapse of Teacher Xiaoqian at the moment when he faced the popcorn and cotton candy.

I'm going to see the Holy Son soon, this, this is too rude!

An Fulin thought angrily in his heart: "Dick must have made me look bad in front of the Son on purpose!" '

Dick can say responsibly that he is.

The author has something to say: The song king and the rich second generation trembling with their fat self, always feel that the role they need to play is not a good role.

Dick: How clever!