My straight man has a longer reflex arc

This meal was invited, Lu Zhan peeled five lobsters in a row, and finally realized - himself... Why did he come here?

Li Li was carrying his things and opened the glass door to come in. He found a seat and put down his bag. While holding the scarf around his neck, he looked at the menu on the wall.

Cheng Xiaoye chose the seat, and the big menu was pasted on the wall above his head.

Li Li looked down and saw Cheng Xiaoye eating with his head full, and a handsome guy on the opposite side was busy peeling shrimps, the great love in his heart immediately swelled, and he felt that there were pink halos around the two of them.

As a result, his eyes glowed, and everyone blurted out: "Ono, how are you, my friend?"

Hearing someone say this, Cheng Xiaoye hesitated for a moment before noticing Li Li. He put down his chopsticks and glanced at her: "Are you blindfolded?"

Li Li faced the ridicule and greeted Lu Zhan again: "This handsome guy... eh? Are you a policeman?"

Lu Zhan raised his eyebrows: "You know me?"

"Hey, isn't this a friend of mine who got into a fight before? I saw you when I picked him up. You were sitting on a chair with your legs crossed... and fell asleep with a cigarette in your mouth. You didn't see me, but I can't stand you Handsome, I really noticed you!"

This description, although the protagonist is not very elegant, but at least the focus is on the word "handsome". Lu Zhan was quite satisfied, and stretched out his hand to Li Li: "Xiaoye's friend?"

"Of course, my deadly super best friend - Li Li!"

Cheng Xiaoye rolled his eyes, saw the two hit it off, nodded and said: "I think you two are quite suitable."

Li Li didn't blush and was not ashamed, and patted Xiao Ye's shoulder like a woman: "I won't get involved in your affairs? Don't be jealous."

Cheng Xiaoye turned his shoulders sideways, avoiding her hand: "Can't you see that he is just eating?"

Li Li saw it as a mountain of shells in front of Xiao Ye, and saw that there was only a poor little shrimp shell in front of Lu Zhan. It was really hard to say who would eat who...

She chuckled: "Let's have a meal, there must be some comings and goings, the citizens and the police are family members!"

"Kiss a ball of wool."

"..."

Li Li couldn't take the quarrel for a while, so he could only look at Lu Zhan and smiled: "My brother, I have nothing to say about his good temper..."

Cheng Xiaoye asked: "Your house is not near here, why are you here?"

"Xiao Yue said that someone sent a painting to the school, but suddenly changed his mind and asked me to help him deliver it. I will go home with you in a while! By the way, when will your brother come back?"

"tomorrow."

The next afternoon, Cheng Yang and Xiao Yue came back from City A.

It's just that Xiao Yue felt that Cheng Yang who came back this time was a little weird. On the way back, he didn't say a word to him, and he didn't even look at him.

The last time he looked like this, it was because I took advantage of his drunkenness to steal a kiss, but this time I did my duty and did nothing?

As soon as Cheng Yang entered the door, Cheng Xiaoye jumped up and put his arms around his shoulders: "Brother, if you don't come back, I won't be able to live."

Xiao Yue hurriedly brushed Cheng Xiaoye off Cheng Yang's shoulders, Cheng Xiaoye glanced at him blankly, and then hurriedly handed Cheng Yang the slippers.

Cheng Yang asked, "Did you not have dinner?"

"I ate it, but I was blackmailed by someone, and I almost became poor."

Cheng Yang smiled: "With your temper, who would dare blackmail you?"

"Don't mention him, anyway, we won't meet again in the future!"

After returning, he went into the room and changed his clothes, then Cheng Yang went into the kitchen to cook.

Cheng Xiaoye also sat on the sofa and started typing as usual.

Everything is back to normal.

The only one who was abnormal was Xiao Yue. He put down his bag and changed into a sweater, picked up the broom and mop, and began to sweep around, wipe the table and the floor, and said while he was busy, "Your brother and I won't see each other for a day or two. At home, why did you make the house so dirty?"

Then he took out a half-eaten bag of French fries from under the coffee table, and said, "This kind of stuff has the most crumbs, and it's hard to clean off the carpet. You have to be more careful next time..."

After finishing speaking, he put the bag of French fries into the trash can, bent down and started pinching the crumbs seriously...

Cheng Xiaoye retracted his feet into the sofa, stared at him dumbfounded, as if he had seen a ghost: "Xiao Yue...you are possessed by a housewife?"

Xiao Yue glanced at him and snorted: "I have to take care of your brother."

"Just you? My brother will take care of you?" Cheng Xiaoye reluctantly put down the computer and put on his slippers: "I still have to take care of him."

After speaking, he took the broom on the ground and began to sweep the floor.

Xiao Yue stopped pinching the french fries, picked up the mop and started mopping the floor, Cheng Xiaoye tried to grab his mop after sweeping the floor, but he couldn't grab it, so he switched to cleaning the balcony and tabletop.

Xiao Yue hurriedly dragged the floor, went to find clothes to wash, and Cheng Xiaoye stepped up to wipe the lampshade...

According to the nervous cleaning rhythm of the two, it is estimated that if the one inside came out later, the walls of the house would peel off.

At this time, Cheng Yang came out of the kitchen, and when he saw the posture of the two men rolling up their sleeves to grab the rag, he was stunned for a moment, and asked, "What are you doing?"

"It's nothing, just clean it casually." Xiao Yue said with a smile.

Cheng Yang avoided Xiao Yue's gaze, looked at Xiaoye, and said, "Xiaoye, the salt is gone."

"I'll go buy it!" Cheng Xiaoye threw the rag to Xiao Yue as if he had won a big project, and ran to the door to put on his shoes.

Cheng Yang hurriedly shouted: "Come back and put on a coat before going out."

Cheng Xiaoye ran back to get his coat and went out quickly.

Xiao Yue also quickly followed Cheng Yang into the kitchen to help.

The porridge in the pot started to boil, Cheng Yang lifted the lid of the pot a little, turned around and saw Xiao Yue followed in at some time, and said, "You go out and wait, it will be all right in a while."

"Yangyang, why don't you talk to me today?" Xiao Yue asked.

"Just nothing to say.

"No, you don't look at me when you speak, and you don't look at people when you lie."

"I'm not lying." Cheng Yang looked up at him.

Xiao Yue said with a smile: "Aren't I afraid that you will ignore me again?"

"Your father should come back to visit you in two days, right?" Cheng Yang asked suddenly.

Xiao Yue didn't really want to mention this, so he waved his hand: "I don't know, let's talk about it when he comes."

Thinking of something again, he smiled and said, "Shall I give you a present?"

"Why do you give me a good gift?"

"You'll know it when you come to see it." Xiao Yue smiled mysteriously, and then went to hold Cheng Yang's hand.

Cheng Yang quickly retracted his hand.

"what's wrong?"

"It's nothing... Just go and see, don't just reach out your hand." Cheng Yang walked past Xiao Yue sideways, and asked after leaving the kitchen: "What do you want to take me to see?"

Xiao Yue hurried out and took him into the bedroom.