My straight man has a longer reflex arc

Cheng Yang was not there, and the problem of dinner caused Cheng Xiaoye to worry.

Cooking by myself, I can't even eat myself.

Shoveling off the third fried egg, he regretted it while washing the pot. If he knew it, he would have solved it in the school cafeteria. Why did he come back and make trouble?Now it's all right, it smells like a paste.

After tidying up the kitchen, I changed my clothes and went out, deciding to go to a nearby cooking restaurant.

After ordering a braised pork ribs and fried pork with carrots, Cheng Xiaoye sat down at a seat in the back.

While waiting for the dishes, he took out his mobile phone again, wanting to make a call and ask his brother when he will be back tomorrow?

When I lowered my head, I felt that the light in front of me dimmed, and a tall figure stood in front of me and sat down.

He looked up and saw that it was Lu Zhan.

Lu Zhan tried to stack his long legs and make a leg raise, but he had to give up because his legs were long and the table was short.

Cheng Xiaoye said, "Why are you here?"

"I have a mission passing by here, I'm not here to see you for a meal." Lu Zhan also imitated Cheng Xiaoye's tone.

Cheng Xiaoye pointed to the seat next door, and said to him: "There are so many places, don't stand in front of me."

"This table is the cleanest."

The boss brought up the dishes, Cheng Xiaoye saw the hot dishes in front of his eyes, and didn't bother to talk to him, so he picked up his chopsticks and buried himself in eating.

Lu Zhan reminded: "Do you still owe me a meal last time, remember?"

Cheng Xiaoye chewed a piece of meat and looked at him: "What do you want?"

"Why don't you just pay this meal?" Lu Zhan waved towards the counter after finishing speaking: "Boss, bring the menu and add something!"

"Okay!" The boss responded, and the menu was placed on the table.

Cheng Xiaoye reluctantly said: "Hey, don't order too expensive, otherwise I won't admit it!"

"Look at what you said, how could the police brother exploit you?" Lu Zhan said with a smile, and ordered a braised crayfish with a price of 160, and a braised spicy chicken.

Cheng Xiaoye was unhappy when he saw the price: "160 for a lobster? It's so expensive, you don't care if you're a policeman?"

The police replied: "The lobster season is over now, and everything is expensive."

"Can't you order something cheaper?"

"The crayfish are delicious."

Cheng Xiaoye gritted his teeth and gave him a hard look.

When the food came, he was faster than Lu Zhan, and put the biggest lobster into the bowl.

Lu Zhan said dissatisfied: "You invited me, why did you grab it first?"

Cheng Xiaoye had already put on his gloves and began to break the prawn claws without lifting his eyelids: "Then you go to another table to eat, the food is in front of me, how can there be any reason not to eat it?"

Lu Zhan shook his head, quickly picked up the gloves and put them on, if it was later, there might not even be any scum left.

Cheng Xiaoye was very skilled at eating shrimp. When Lu Zhan put on his gloves, a small shrimp had already been disassembled and ended up in the trash can.

Lu Zhan saw that he quickly picked up another shrimp, pinched the tail of the shrimp and turned it lightly. After the head and tail were separated, the shrimp yellow was exposed. Pull out the shrimp thread, put the meat into your mouth in one bite, don't even let go of the small shrimp claws, put it in your mouth and bite while sucking, a small lobster, eat it dry...

I really want to take a video of him and record it. The speed at which he eats shrimp is so cute and cruel. It's really a supernatural power!

Cheng Xiaoye reached out to get the third lobster. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the person on the opposite side taking off his gloves, and took a picture of himself with his mobile phone.

"What are you doing?" He still cared about his image, quickly licked the remaining juice from his mouth, and rolled his eyes at him.

"Can't you see it?"

"Nonsense, of course I saw you photographing me, what are you photographing me for?"

Lu Zhan put away his phone and said seriously, "Nonsense, I'm taking a selfie."

"You have a big red refrigerator in the background, and you just took a selfie in the restaurant in a retro style. Bring it to me to check."

"Of course I can't show it to you. The police's mobile phone is full of secrets."

"Where are you cheating ghosts?" Cheng Xiaoye didn't bother with him anymore for the lobster's sake, and hurriedly ate the prawns again.

How can I let others take advantage of the delicious lobster that I usually only look at but am not willing to order, but I am forced to consume it today?

The two girls at the table behind were chatting about their boyfriend.

Professional skills made Lu Zhan listen carefully, and he heard the two talk from secret love to flower language.

One of the girls flipped through her mobile phone and said, "Who still looks at the constellations to guess the personality now, it's popular to look at the language of flowers recently."

"Is it reliable?"

"Of course! There are only twelve constellations. Are there only twelve types of people in the world? There are more flower languages, and the number of flower types is countless!"

The other party approached the phone suspiciously: "Bring me a look?"

"I still don't believe it? Can someone who likes orchids and asparagus be the same as someone who likes poppy and mandala? For example, suppose this person likes orchids. Look at orchids. The flower language is noble and confident. It has been loved by gentlemen since ancient times. They like this kind of flower." Most of the people with good conduct, of course you can see through the pretentious ones at a glance, you can't stop being coquettish in front of him..."

"Then let me try?"

"It is necessary. What kind of flower does a person like? A flower is like a person. You can find out his personality from the side and prescribe the right medicine."

The two girls were searching and discussing on their mobile phones, seriously...

Girls' minds are really full of tricks, and this thing is also believed.Lu Zhan raised his eyebrows, put his ears back, and turned to Cheng Xiaoye, who was hard at work, "What kind of flowers do you like?"

The other party sucked the pliers, taking time out of his busy schedule: "Pine Cordyceps."

Lu Zhan nodded, took out his phone and searched.

After reading the answer that jumped out, the muscles in the corners of his eyes pulled out imperceptibly.Referring to the answer, he couldn't help but glance at the little shrimp-eating expert opposite him.

The other party was still busy working hard, eating with relish, and with that posture, he was bound to eat what he asked for back into his stomach.

Lu Zhan frowned lightly, and said distressedly, "Why do you like Cordyceps pine?"

"It's nothing, my grandfather raised two pots on the balcony."

"Do you know what the flower language of pine cordyceps is?"

"Noble and great?"

"A widow's sorrow."

Cheng Xiaoye looked up and stared at him: "Who are you talking about as a widow?"

Lu Zhan quickly laughed and said, "I didn't mention you, but didn't I say you were courting death?"

Cheng Xiaoye then withdrew his eyes, but he always felt as if he had suffered a loss, and couldn't figure out what was going on.

In the end, he could only cast a sideways glance at Lu Zhan, pointing to the gray sweater on his body and said, "If this 'hate' is a person, it should be like you wearing a sweater."

"If this 'sharp mouth' was a person, it would be you who gnawed on the lobster."

Lu Zhanshi replied wisely, but the other person's eyes were intimidating, so he had to smile again: "I praise you for your good teeth!"

Then Cheng Xiaoye put the shrimp meat into his mouth, chewed it hard, took another shrimp over, and stretched his fingers to try to peel it off.

Lu Zhan also learns and sells now, and peeled one for Cheng Xiaoye according to Cheng Xiaoye's technique and gave it to him.

When he peeled off the second one, he glanced at Cheng Xiaoye and said, "By the way, I found the wallet for you."

Cheng Xiaoye raised his head happily, there was still [-] cash in his wallet!

Lu Zhan continued: "I didn't bring it today, I will give it to you another day, remember to treat me to dinner."

Cheng Xiaoye pulled his face: "Isn't it inviting you to eat now?"

"One yard owned by a yard."

"Aren't you a public servant of the people? Chasing a wallet for the common people and paying back?"

"I personally found it for you. Besides, public servants also have emotions."

"If I invite you to dinner, what does it have to do with your emotions and desires?"

Lu Zhan coughed lightly, smiled but didn't answer, just handed him the peeled shrimp.

Cheng Xiaoye was not polite, and said after taking it, "Help me peel some more."