Gold Medal
Chapter 3 "Big brother, I am a ghost."
Passing by a fruit shop, Ye Chi touched the few coins left in his pocket, his brows were furrowed with a look of melancholy, could he go in or not?
In the end, Ye Chi swallowed the ball of saliva that had accumulated for several minutes, clutched his pockets tightly and left the fruit shop.Ghosts can't feel hunger, but they have a sense of taste, but they can taste the ups and downs of food, but it's a little bland.
When he got home, Ye Chi angrily pinched the already softened Zhu Guo and gnawed it again and again, as if to vent his anger.Ye Chi is a solar family, and every time his salary is paid, he can use it all within a day, and even hang upside down.However, fortunately, he gritted his teeth and saved 50 Mingcoins this month.
It stands to reason that ghosts can't feel hunger and can save a lot of money, but Ye Chi has a gluttonous mouth and often sneaks into the world to buy food.
Buying is actually taking, but he will change Mingbi into RMB and leave it to the owner of the store.Calculated according to the exchange rate between humans and the underworld, 100 ghost coins can only get [-] RMB, which caused Ye Chi's money bag to be beyond his means, and his books often ran into deficits.
"Jiang Lang, let me count how much money you owe me." Ye Chi snapped his fingers in a dignified manner, and he still had to calculate carefully these days.
Jiang Lang: "..."
"I counted and owed me a total of 16, and you have to pay me back." Ye Chi looked serious, his eyes were meticulous.
"Who do you leave all that money to spend?" Jiang Lang wanted to laugh at him, after all, he was a brat alone, a widow.
Ye Chi blinked at Jiang Lang, which made Jiang Lang extremely confused.Immediately afterwards, Ye Chi moved out a large lockbox from under the bed, and he asked Jiang Lang to turn his back.After unlocking, Ye Chi called Jiang Lang to turn around, Jiang Lang was stunned.
Pepsi Cola, Lay's Potato Chips, Weilong, Xizhilang Jelly, Soaked Chicken Feet, Green Arrow Chewing Gum, Xiangpiaopiao Milk Tea, Orion Pie, Dove Chocolate...
Guisheng was quite satisfied.
Seeing the human food, Jiang Lang wept with joy, and wanted to reach out to grab a bag of potato chips to warm it up. Ye Chi saw his intention, and instantly closed the lockbox, almost pinching Jiang Lang's fingers.
"These are mine, you have to buy them yourself."
"Xiao Chi, you don't mind if I call you that?" Jiang Lang's sudden change of nickname made Ye Chi feel better. "It's useless to flatter me." Ye Chi turned his back on Jiang Lang and locked the password box.
Jiang Lang couldn't help laughing at him looking at him so thin and stubborn, who wants his snacks?
"I just want to say, eating these is not nutritious, be careful of getting sick." Hearing Jiang Lang's words, Ye Chi's heart warmed.It's just that it's already a ghost, and it's still sick?
"Big brother, I'm a ghost." Ye Chi said leisurely.
Jiang Lang: "..."
Of course, this is only a small part of his treasure trove.
"I'll take you to pick out a weapon later. It will definitely cost a lot of money. You have to be mentally prepared. Every errand has a weapon, but you came through the back door. Let me buy this weapon for you. .” Ye Chi was still thinking about Jiang Lang not being able to be discovered by the judge, so he had to pay for it out of his own pocket.
The trainee's errand only has the whiteboard magic weapon of the underworld, so he can't catch ghosts, unless that person is lucky.
Ye Chi was the lucky one. He didn't catch a ghost, but got a magic weapon that could turn pots and pans into magic weapons.
How it came about is a secret.
"Repay it?" Jiang Lang asked him.
Ye Chi rolled his eyes at Jiang Lang, asking questions knowingly.That magic weapon Ye Chi named it Jingming, and the extended meaning is blockbuster.
This exclamation is a good thing, but the magic weapons he gave birth to are all elementary magic weapons, most of which are broken copper and iron, and very few of them will appear red treasure magic weapons.
This tickle is one of those very few.
That's why Ye Chi would sell these shabby artifacts to the magic artifact shop, and the boss in the magic artifact shop could promote these blank items, but it would take a lot of effort.
"Do you like daggers or sticks?" Ye Chi asked Jiang Lang.Jiang Lang hesitated for a while, then thought of Sun Wukong's magic weapon pretending to be the Golden Horn King and asked, "Is there a gourd?
"...." What is a gourd?No, you have to pretend that you know it well.Ye Chi shook his head and said, "Gourds are more popular, I'm afraid they won't be available."
"Is there a pagoda?" Tota Li Tianwang's pagoda seems to be pretty good.
"The pagoda is also relatively popular, and I'm afraid I can't buy it." What is a pagoda?Can it be eaten like egg tart?
"..." Everyone in this underworld is capable, and everyone has pagodas and gourds.
"The handle of the dagger should be longer." Otherwise, it would be easy to die.
Ye Chi nodded, indicating that he had understood.
When it comes to the Magic Artifact Shop, the choice is more flexible.The owner of the Magic Artifact Shop, with a gold watch on his hand and gold teeth on his mouth, would happily come out to greet customers when he saw them coming.
It can be seen that the two are regular customers.
"Boss, I'll sell you a good treasure, and I'll buy you another treasure with more money." After speaking, Ye Chi took out a small electric fan with blue light from his pocket.
Boss Su's eyes widened when he saw the small electric fan, and quickly let Ye Chi in.In Jiang Lang's eyes, isn't this just an ordinary electric fan?
"This baby is priced at 50 Ming coins." Ye Chi sat in the middle of the lobby with his legs crossed, while Boss Su was deliberating with an electric fan in both hands.This magic weapon can indeed be improved, the wind force can't hurt ghosts, but if the wind force is strengthened, ordinary little ghosts can't get in.
Boss Su looked up at Ye Chi with a smile, stretched out four fingers and said, "40 coins."
This old ghost is really shameless, Ye Chi glanced at Jiang Lang thoughtfully, then turned his head and snatched the electric fan from Boss Su's arms: "I won't sell it at this price."
"Don't go, let's discuss it carefully." Boss Su is a cunning and cunning person, and he didn't want to lose this treasure, and said: "45 Ming coins, we can discuss it, right?"
Ye Chi frowned and said, "Then 45, Boss Su and I have been friends for a long time."
"That's that, that's that." Boss Su went to the backyard and took out a brocade box from inside. The whole circle was inlaid with gold thread. It was very precious.
Boss Su took out a small finger-length knife from inside, and silently recited a formula with his palm facing up. The small knife instantly became a long blade with a wide body and a narrow handle. Why is it so like a pig-killing knife?
Seeing Jiang Lang shake his head subconsciously, Ye Chi said to Boss Su, "Change one."
"Tsk, don't underestimate this knife. This knife slaughters livestock all the year round, and any kid who is injured can't escape." Boss Su described this knife in a ridiculous way. God knows that this knife will soon rust in the warehouse. up.
"Boss, do you mind if I pick one?" Jiang Lang couldn't make a sound, but Boss Su said with a flattering smile on his face, "All right!"
Jiang Lang went to the counter and took a look at the dazzling array of swords, sticks and spears hanging on the wall. These large objects were probably crushed instead of being hit by ghosts.
In the end, Jiang Lang's eyes stayed on a pottery xun. Jiang Lang had learned the piano before his death and was proficient in the melody, not to mention that this small xun was just right for stuffing in his pocket.
I just don't know what this xun is for.
When Boss Su saw that Jiang Lang had chosen this Xun, he yelled that he had a good eye, and was about to blackmail him, when Ye Chi rushed out and shouted, "Let's have a look again."
Ye Chi pinched Jiang Lang's waist with his paw, reminding him to choose carefully.
"That's it." As soon as the words fell, Boss Su jumped out and said: "This thing is not expensive, 200 million Ming coins. It's worth the money. This xun is made of pure primitive bones. Look at this lifelike bird. This The higher the price, the better the function, wherever the music goes, the kid will listen to you." Boss Su boasted of his treasure to himself.
Ye Chi, a fierce tiger, grabbed Jiang Lang's butt with his paws, and told him with his eyes: "Hurry up and change!"
"Just buy this, I know you are rich." Ye Chi's face turned dark, he was so angry.
Ye Chi slowly calmed down and asked Boss Su: "Can it be cheaper?"
The sudden change in the relationship made Ye Chi start to humiliate. Boss Su stroked his beard and said inscrutablely, "The minimum is one hundred and eight. This Xun is a hot item."
This Boss Su is definitely the best salesman in the whole prefecture.
In the end, Ye Chi still paid the money and took out the 150 million hidden in his shoes. Boss Su covered his nose with the strange "scent" of the money.
Ye Chi led Jiang Lang out of the weapon shop with a solemn expression on his face. If he continued to spend money at this rate, he might not even wear clothes for fat times in a week.
"Jiang Lang, you owe me 180 million plus 16." Ye Chi stomped on Jiang Lang secretly. The money didn't come back but he lost so much. Jiang Lang is a loser.
Jiang Lang pinched the xun with six fingers and tried the sound test, but he didn't even look at Ye Chi.
Ye Chi walked forward on his own, as if a black cloud was floating above his head.The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. He had hidden the money for half a month. Ye Chi suddenly turned his head and ran over like a bull.
Jiang Lang was hit by the impact and walked several steps forward, clutching his stomach and frowning, shouting, "What are you doing?"
Ye Chi glanced at Jiang Lang's thick arms and thick legs, then at his own thin arms and thin legs, and decided that it would be better to speak quickly, so he angrily said, "Jiang Lang, you old wimp!"
If you can't beat him in a fight, let's scold him at the head office.
Seeing that Jiang Lang ignored him, Ye Chi said aggressively, "Jiang Lang, you lose money!"
Time stood still for a few seconds, and Jiang Lang's knuckles, which were holding Xun, were glowing white. He stepped forward and grabbed Ye Chi's collar, and Ye Chi leaned forward.
"You...what do you want...!" Ye Chi replied tremblingly.The mortal world is not normal. The last time I saw two boys in school uniforms kissing in the supermarket stand, Ye Chi was so scared that he even forgot to hide himself.
Jiang Lang pursed his lips, and slowly approached Ye Chi. When the distance between his face and his face was only two centimeters, Ye Chi closed his eyes in fright.
Really hooligans...
"Do you know that you are kind of cute when you blow your hair?" You Qi puffed up his cheeks angrily.Jiang Lang let go of his hand and rubbed Ye Chi's pretty face with his fingertips.
Ye Chi knew that he was being tricked, so he was so angry that he was smoking.Just as he breathed a sigh of relief, Jiang Lang said another word, making Ye Chi tightly clutch his crotch.
"I like good-looking boys." Jiang Lang vaguely looked away.
"Hmm..." Ye Chi said dully, Jiang Lang is really a hooligan.
After returning home again, it was already dark in the world, Ye Chi prepared life ropes, life burning lamps and other small items and put them in his bag.The money spent must be earned back!Gotta go to work.
Taking advantage of Jiang Lang's inattention, Ye Chi stuffed a piece of chewing gum into his mouth.
Jiang Lang didn't know much about the xun, so he checked a lot of information to figure out how to blow it. The sound wave of this xun is very powerful when it is in a hurry, and it is like a warm wind passing through when it slows down.
When Ye Chi was carrying a basket of weapons, Jiang Lang only took one Xun, which made Ye Chi very unhappy.
So, Ye Chi simply didn't bring a basket of weapons, and took a tickle to scratch.The power of this tickle is much stronger than that of the xun, and the power of this tickle to be softened into a rope is exactly the same as that of a rope that binds a demon.In addition, as long as the tickling scratches hit the soul, the soul will be still for a while.
Before setting off, Ye Chi put a layer of red powder on Jiang Lang's xun, which can emit red light in the moonlight, so that if ghosts see this xun, they will retreat most of it.
Ordinary ghosts would not dare to get close to a red magic weapon, but they would run rampant if they were replaced with a blue magic weapon, and would even attack evil spirits in groups.
Most of the trainees are so out of their wits.
The author has something to say:
Xiao Yincha: Stupid Bei, can you arrange a setting for Jiang Lang where a hero saves the beauty?
Me: OK, no problem!
Xiao Yincha: It's best if Jiang Lang is chased by a ghost, that kind.
Me: meow meow? !This logic... is okay?
Xiao Yincha: Then you have to describe me like a god descending between the ghost and the river waves, knocking the ghost away in two or three times, and you have to write me so handsome!The kind that blows up the audience!
Me: "..." MD, good Su! !
Xiao Yinchai: It's better to add some special effects, it's not expensive, forty cents!
Me (raising eyebrows): What special effects, you say.
Xiao Yincha: It's better to have a few fans and ghosts and say: How handsome is that ghostchai!want to kiss!
Me (stiff): Why don't we discuss it, how about writing a fan girl and giving me a bag of potato chips?
Xiao Yincha: Half a bag!
Me: Deal!
In the end, Ye Chi swallowed the ball of saliva that had accumulated for several minutes, clutched his pockets tightly and left the fruit shop.Ghosts can't feel hunger, but they have a sense of taste, but they can taste the ups and downs of food, but it's a little bland.
When he got home, Ye Chi angrily pinched the already softened Zhu Guo and gnawed it again and again, as if to vent his anger.Ye Chi is a solar family, and every time his salary is paid, he can use it all within a day, and even hang upside down.However, fortunately, he gritted his teeth and saved 50 Mingcoins this month.
It stands to reason that ghosts can't feel hunger and can save a lot of money, but Ye Chi has a gluttonous mouth and often sneaks into the world to buy food.
Buying is actually taking, but he will change Mingbi into RMB and leave it to the owner of the store.Calculated according to the exchange rate between humans and the underworld, 100 ghost coins can only get [-] RMB, which caused Ye Chi's money bag to be beyond his means, and his books often ran into deficits.
"Jiang Lang, let me count how much money you owe me." Ye Chi snapped his fingers in a dignified manner, and he still had to calculate carefully these days.
Jiang Lang: "..."
"I counted and owed me a total of 16, and you have to pay me back." Ye Chi looked serious, his eyes were meticulous.
"Who do you leave all that money to spend?" Jiang Lang wanted to laugh at him, after all, he was a brat alone, a widow.
Ye Chi blinked at Jiang Lang, which made Jiang Lang extremely confused.Immediately afterwards, Ye Chi moved out a large lockbox from under the bed, and he asked Jiang Lang to turn his back.After unlocking, Ye Chi called Jiang Lang to turn around, Jiang Lang was stunned.
Pepsi Cola, Lay's Potato Chips, Weilong, Xizhilang Jelly, Soaked Chicken Feet, Green Arrow Chewing Gum, Xiangpiaopiao Milk Tea, Orion Pie, Dove Chocolate...
Guisheng was quite satisfied.
Seeing the human food, Jiang Lang wept with joy, and wanted to reach out to grab a bag of potato chips to warm it up. Ye Chi saw his intention, and instantly closed the lockbox, almost pinching Jiang Lang's fingers.
"These are mine, you have to buy them yourself."
"Xiao Chi, you don't mind if I call you that?" Jiang Lang's sudden change of nickname made Ye Chi feel better. "It's useless to flatter me." Ye Chi turned his back on Jiang Lang and locked the password box.
Jiang Lang couldn't help laughing at him looking at him so thin and stubborn, who wants his snacks?
"I just want to say, eating these is not nutritious, be careful of getting sick." Hearing Jiang Lang's words, Ye Chi's heart warmed.It's just that it's already a ghost, and it's still sick?
"Big brother, I'm a ghost." Ye Chi said leisurely.
Jiang Lang: "..."
Of course, this is only a small part of his treasure trove.
"I'll take you to pick out a weapon later. It will definitely cost a lot of money. You have to be mentally prepared. Every errand has a weapon, but you came through the back door. Let me buy this weapon for you. .” Ye Chi was still thinking about Jiang Lang not being able to be discovered by the judge, so he had to pay for it out of his own pocket.
The trainee's errand only has the whiteboard magic weapon of the underworld, so he can't catch ghosts, unless that person is lucky.
Ye Chi was the lucky one. He didn't catch a ghost, but got a magic weapon that could turn pots and pans into magic weapons.
How it came about is a secret.
"Repay it?" Jiang Lang asked him.
Ye Chi rolled his eyes at Jiang Lang, asking questions knowingly.That magic weapon Ye Chi named it Jingming, and the extended meaning is blockbuster.
This exclamation is a good thing, but the magic weapons he gave birth to are all elementary magic weapons, most of which are broken copper and iron, and very few of them will appear red treasure magic weapons.
This tickle is one of those very few.
That's why Ye Chi would sell these shabby artifacts to the magic artifact shop, and the boss in the magic artifact shop could promote these blank items, but it would take a lot of effort.
"Do you like daggers or sticks?" Ye Chi asked Jiang Lang.Jiang Lang hesitated for a while, then thought of Sun Wukong's magic weapon pretending to be the Golden Horn King and asked, "Is there a gourd?
"...." What is a gourd?No, you have to pretend that you know it well.Ye Chi shook his head and said, "Gourds are more popular, I'm afraid they won't be available."
"Is there a pagoda?" Tota Li Tianwang's pagoda seems to be pretty good.
"The pagoda is also relatively popular, and I'm afraid I can't buy it." What is a pagoda?Can it be eaten like egg tart?
"..." Everyone in this underworld is capable, and everyone has pagodas and gourds.
"The handle of the dagger should be longer." Otherwise, it would be easy to die.
Ye Chi nodded, indicating that he had understood.
When it comes to the Magic Artifact Shop, the choice is more flexible.The owner of the Magic Artifact Shop, with a gold watch on his hand and gold teeth on his mouth, would happily come out to greet customers when he saw them coming.
It can be seen that the two are regular customers.
"Boss, I'll sell you a good treasure, and I'll buy you another treasure with more money." After speaking, Ye Chi took out a small electric fan with blue light from his pocket.
Boss Su's eyes widened when he saw the small electric fan, and quickly let Ye Chi in.In Jiang Lang's eyes, isn't this just an ordinary electric fan?
"This baby is priced at 50 Ming coins." Ye Chi sat in the middle of the lobby with his legs crossed, while Boss Su was deliberating with an electric fan in both hands.This magic weapon can indeed be improved, the wind force can't hurt ghosts, but if the wind force is strengthened, ordinary little ghosts can't get in.
Boss Su looked up at Ye Chi with a smile, stretched out four fingers and said, "40 coins."
This old ghost is really shameless, Ye Chi glanced at Jiang Lang thoughtfully, then turned his head and snatched the electric fan from Boss Su's arms: "I won't sell it at this price."
"Don't go, let's discuss it carefully." Boss Su is a cunning and cunning person, and he didn't want to lose this treasure, and said: "45 Ming coins, we can discuss it, right?"
Ye Chi frowned and said, "Then 45, Boss Su and I have been friends for a long time."
"That's that, that's that." Boss Su went to the backyard and took out a brocade box from inside. The whole circle was inlaid with gold thread. It was very precious.
Boss Su took out a small finger-length knife from inside, and silently recited a formula with his palm facing up. The small knife instantly became a long blade with a wide body and a narrow handle. Why is it so like a pig-killing knife?
Seeing Jiang Lang shake his head subconsciously, Ye Chi said to Boss Su, "Change one."
"Tsk, don't underestimate this knife. This knife slaughters livestock all the year round, and any kid who is injured can't escape." Boss Su described this knife in a ridiculous way. God knows that this knife will soon rust in the warehouse. up.
"Boss, do you mind if I pick one?" Jiang Lang couldn't make a sound, but Boss Su said with a flattering smile on his face, "All right!"
Jiang Lang went to the counter and took a look at the dazzling array of swords, sticks and spears hanging on the wall. These large objects were probably crushed instead of being hit by ghosts.
In the end, Jiang Lang's eyes stayed on a pottery xun. Jiang Lang had learned the piano before his death and was proficient in the melody, not to mention that this small xun was just right for stuffing in his pocket.
I just don't know what this xun is for.
When Boss Su saw that Jiang Lang had chosen this Xun, he yelled that he had a good eye, and was about to blackmail him, when Ye Chi rushed out and shouted, "Let's have a look again."
Ye Chi pinched Jiang Lang's waist with his paw, reminding him to choose carefully.
"That's it." As soon as the words fell, Boss Su jumped out and said: "This thing is not expensive, 200 million Ming coins. It's worth the money. This xun is made of pure primitive bones. Look at this lifelike bird. This The higher the price, the better the function, wherever the music goes, the kid will listen to you." Boss Su boasted of his treasure to himself.
Ye Chi, a fierce tiger, grabbed Jiang Lang's butt with his paws, and told him with his eyes: "Hurry up and change!"
"Just buy this, I know you are rich." Ye Chi's face turned dark, he was so angry.
Ye Chi slowly calmed down and asked Boss Su: "Can it be cheaper?"
The sudden change in the relationship made Ye Chi start to humiliate. Boss Su stroked his beard and said inscrutablely, "The minimum is one hundred and eight. This Xun is a hot item."
This Boss Su is definitely the best salesman in the whole prefecture.
In the end, Ye Chi still paid the money and took out the 150 million hidden in his shoes. Boss Su covered his nose with the strange "scent" of the money.
Ye Chi led Jiang Lang out of the weapon shop with a solemn expression on his face. If he continued to spend money at this rate, he might not even wear clothes for fat times in a week.
"Jiang Lang, you owe me 180 million plus 16." Ye Chi stomped on Jiang Lang secretly. The money didn't come back but he lost so much. Jiang Lang is a loser.
Jiang Lang pinched the xun with six fingers and tried the sound test, but he didn't even look at Ye Chi.
Ye Chi walked forward on his own, as if a black cloud was floating above his head.The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. He had hidden the money for half a month. Ye Chi suddenly turned his head and ran over like a bull.
Jiang Lang was hit by the impact and walked several steps forward, clutching his stomach and frowning, shouting, "What are you doing?"
Ye Chi glanced at Jiang Lang's thick arms and thick legs, then at his own thin arms and thin legs, and decided that it would be better to speak quickly, so he angrily said, "Jiang Lang, you old wimp!"
If you can't beat him in a fight, let's scold him at the head office.
Seeing that Jiang Lang ignored him, Ye Chi said aggressively, "Jiang Lang, you lose money!"
Time stood still for a few seconds, and Jiang Lang's knuckles, which were holding Xun, were glowing white. He stepped forward and grabbed Ye Chi's collar, and Ye Chi leaned forward.
"You...what do you want...!" Ye Chi replied tremblingly.The mortal world is not normal. The last time I saw two boys in school uniforms kissing in the supermarket stand, Ye Chi was so scared that he even forgot to hide himself.
Jiang Lang pursed his lips, and slowly approached Ye Chi. When the distance between his face and his face was only two centimeters, Ye Chi closed his eyes in fright.
Really hooligans...
"Do you know that you are kind of cute when you blow your hair?" You Qi puffed up his cheeks angrily.Jiang Lang let go of his hand and rubbed Ye Chi's pretty face with his fingertips.
Ye Chi knew that he was being tricked, so he was so angry that he was smoking.Just as he breathed a sigh of relief, Jiang Lang said another word, making Ye Chi tightly clutch his crotch.
"I like good-looking boys." Jiang Lang vaguely looked away.
"Hmm..." Ye Chi said dully, Jiang Lang is really a hooligan.
After returning home again, it was already dark in the world, Ye Chi prepared life ropes, life burning lamps and other small items and put them in his bag.The money spent must be earned back!Gotta go to work.
Taking advantage of Jiang Lang's inattention, Ye Chi stuffed a piece of chewing gum into his mouth.
Jiang Lang didn't know much about the xun, so he checked a lot of information to figure out how to blow it. The sound wave of this xun is very powerful when it is in a hurry, and it is like a warm wind passing through when it slows down.
When Ye Chi was carrying a basket of weapons, Jiang Lang only took one Xun, which made Ye Chi very unhappy.
So, Ye Chi simply didn't bring a basket of weapons, and took a tickle to scratch.The power of this tickle is much stronger than that of the xun, and the power of this tickle to be softened into a rope is exactly the same as that of a rope that binds a demon.In addition, as long as the tickling scratches hit the soul, the soul will be still for a while.
Before setting off, Ye Chi put a layer of red powder on Jiang Lang's xun, which can emit red light in the moonlight, so that if ghosts see this xun, they will retreat most of it.
Ordinary ghosts would not dare to get close to a red magic weapon, but they would run rampant if they were replaced with a blue magic weapon, and would even attack evil spirits in groups.
Most of the trainees are so out of their wits.
The author has something to say:
Xiao Yincha: Stupid Bei, can you arrange a setting for Jiang Lang where a hero saves the beauty?
Me: OK, no problem!
Xiao Yincha: It's best if Jiang Lang is chased by a ghost, that kind.
Me: meow meow? !This logic... is okay?
Xiao Yincha: Then you have to describe me like a god descending between the ghost and the river waves, knocking the ghost away in two or three times, and you have to write me so handsome!The kind that blows up the audience!
Me: "..." MD, good Su! !
Xiao Yinchai: It's better to add some special effects, it's not expensive, forty cents!
Me (raising eyebrows): What special effects, you say.
Xiao Yincha: It's better to have a few fans and ghosts and say: How handsome is that ghostchai!want to kiss!
Me (stiff): Why don't we discuss it, how about writing a fan girl and giving me a bag of potato chips?
Xiao Yincha: Half a bag!
Me: Deal!
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