death is your ghost

Mo Han took a hot shower, washed his hair, briefly blow-dried his hair with a hair dryer, grabbed the towel to wipe the omissions on the nape of his neck, and entered the house, he searched through boxes and cabinets to find a bottle of safflower oil to wipe his beaten face.

The last time Chi Yue got into a fight with someone else, he remembered buying safflower oil and plaster for removing bruises, but he didn't know where to put them.

Mo Han poked at this drawer and looked at that drawer, mocking his memory of dead fish.

Oh no, it has been three or four years since the last time Chi Yue was injured in a fight. During this period, the yard has been cleaned several times, and brothers like safflower oil who are not called have long been thrown into nowhere.

Mo Han stretched his arms and chest, took a few steps forward and jumped onto the bed. He inadvertently caught sight of the Liushen toilet water and the osmanthus-colored bottled nozzle on the side of the desk.Mo Han's dormitory building is on the second floor, there are many mosquitoes, and his blood type is suitable for the appetite of these little monsters. It is impossible to live without some toilet water in summer.

After staring at the toilet water for three seconds, Mo Han decided to spray it on to see if it worked.

He closed his eyes, turned his face sideways, pointed the toilet water in his hand at the silky red place and sprayed it hard.

"Ow!"

The toilet water nozzle itself is a defect, the range of the spray is fan-shaped, but Mo Han's hands are shaking, most of the toilet water is sprayed on the hair as hairspray, and only a small piece covers the minefield on the face.

Fortunately, it was only a little bit, which made his aching head into a mess, and the swear words were squeezed around his mouth and almost spewed out.

"You committed suicide?!" Laughing helplessly, Chi Yue appeared in Mo Han's room out of thin air, raised his hand and threw a bottle of something on his stomach.

"I bought some anti-swelling medicine and put down the toilet water." Chi Yue moved a stool and sat opposite.

Mo Han kept holding the toilet water in his hand, his face twisted, his eyes kept on Chi Yue, and he reached out and grabbed the medicine on his stomach.

"You came back sooner than I expected. Why is Director Cao's foolishness so wonderful?"

The lid of the damn ointment is screwed so tightly, how do you open it.

Mo Han's hands were so tense when he took the lid of the bottle, there was no sign of the lid loosening at all.

Chi Yue sighed, walked over and sat on the side of the bed, gently turned the shell on the bottle cap, aimed at a triangle symbol, then squeezed lightly, and the milky white ointment came out like a water snake.

Chi Yue applied some ointment, and applied the medicine to Mo Han like a daughter-in-law, completely ignoring his blue face with anger.

"Cao Ming's grandson was so frightened that he drove his car into the guardrail. Fortunately, the airbag saved his life, but he hurt a little. He climbed out of the car, and he didn't forget to pick up the card that was dropped in the car. I slapped him with a slap, and immediately ran away in embarrassment."

Chi Yue spread the ointment evenly, squeezed some out, and said, "I despise the things he touched, so I threw the card away."

Mo Han couldn't help but interjected: "You are generous."

"That guy used the money to buy a lot of women's underwear, and it was an extra small size. What a joke."

Mo Han casually asked: "And then?"

"Then—" Chi Yue couldn't hold back the smirk at the corner of his mouth, eager to tell him everything he saw.

"Cao Ming has a little lover, I was tricked to get him to his house, a main house, a little girl

|Three, Cao Ming is like a fat dog, coaxing this one and that one, and finally his wife ran away in anger, and she definitely wanted a divorce. "

Thinking of the scene at that time, Chi Yue wanted to laugh. Cao Ming's little lover was riding on the sky, wearing bright lipstick, aggressive, stroking his long hair over and over again, and holding evidence that Cao Ming was himself ——Extra small underwear, showing off to the Lord.

His wife is a ruthless character, but she also understands the essence of the matter. According to ordinary people, if her husband cheats, the first person his wife hits is Xiao|San, but she grabs Cao Ming's hair and scolds and kicks Cao Ming. Ming's little lover Jiao Didi pretended to persuade the fight, saying good things in his mouth, but he didn't step forward to help.

Cao Ming was beaten so much that he covered his head to hide, babbling and screaming.

Chi Yue thought to himself, it turns out that Cao Ming is a coward who is afraid of his wife.

He must be the only one who knows this breaking news in the orphanage.

Chi Yue applied the medicine on Mo Han, and gently blew on it to dispel the heat, and asked, "Does it hurt?"

Mo Han didn't take it seriously: "The skin is rough and the flesh is thick, why does it hurt?"

Chi Yue bared his lips and smiled: "The task has been successfully completed, is there any reward?"

He now looks very much like an Akita dog who happily wags his tail after drinking water, his eyes are bent, his tail is wagging, and he begs for a reward from his master.

Mo Han pulled an ugly smile, half of his face didn't dare to move, the whole looked like two faces put together. "No, get out of here."

He propped himself up and lay down, exhaling comfortably, Chi Yue was unyielding, half hung on his body with shining eyes and said: "Is there really?"

Mo Han stared at the ceiling, thinking of something in a trance: "Oh yes, yes, when I took a shower just now, I just ran out of shampoo, why don't you go and throw it away now?"

Chi Yue's smile gradually became stiff, and Mo Han deliberately looked innocent: "What's the matter, is it possible?"

Chi Yue was put off and rolled aside: "Obviously throw it away tomorrow."

Just now he said that Cao Ming is a coward who is afraid of his wife, and he himself is not much better.

However, he was happy.

Mo Han felt comfortable and smoothed his hair: "Good boy, okay... leave the snowy place right now..."

Thinking that Mo Han was about to offer a sweet kiss, Chi Yue pursed his lips eagerly, but he didn't expect him to read a poem, men really can't be trusted!

The air stagnates for a while.

"Huh? Isn't it the place where the horses stay in the sky above the snow?"

"roll……"

The next day, Mo Han simplified the suitcase he planned to bring into a small backpack and hung it on his shoulders. Chi Yue flirted with his hairstyle and sprayed his whole body with the perfume he stole from nowhere.

"Why do you look so good-looking, a ghost?"

Facing the mirror, Chi Yue carefully picked out his broken hair, and whimpered, "I'm going out, I can't embarrass you."

Mo Lenghu, who can see you.

"Let's go to your house. It takes two hours by train. It's not too far." Mo Han held the train ticket and looked at the departure information on it.

Hearing the sound, Chi Yue came over and took a look: "Hey, where did you get the money to buy the ticket?"

Mo Han: "Just that card, I bound Alipay and bought it in advance."

Chi Yue murmured, "That guy didn't change his password yesterday."

Cao Ming forced Mo Han to reveal the password of the bank|bank|card. After going to the mall to buy underwear, he might be planning to change the password or transfer money, but Chi Yue came out to make trouble.

"That means I can still buy things."

Chi Yue smiled: "That's right."

Cao Ming is shameless, the money he was punished for is gone, his wife is going to divorce, and the most important thing is to lose face, just think about it.

"You have done so many bad things, if King Yan knew about it, would he reincarnate you?"

"Whoever likes to vote will vote, anyway, I won't vote."

Being a ghost is at ease, so why go back to suffering with flesh and blood.

Having fully enjoyed the benefits of being unrestrained, go to hell with your physical body.

……

Mo Han hired a taxi to the train station, paid with Alipay, and saved a few cents by scanning the coupon first.

Chi Yue's tone of praise only heard sarcasm: "Daughter-in-law, you really know how to live."

Damn, Nima.

Arrived at the train station, checked the ticket and entered the waiting hall. There were still 10 to [-] minutes before the train left, so Mo Han found a place close to the entrance and sat down, took out his mobile phone to read the news.

Mo Han wandered around him, really bored, he leaned over to him and said, "Daughter-in-law, didn't I see you pack a suitcase yesterday, why did you pack a suitcase this morning?"

Mo Han glanced at him: "That's to pack candy for you, I don't have many clothes."

Chi Yue was taken aback, pointed at the bag that was completely crushed by the suitcase and said, "Did you leave all my candy behind?"

Mo Han took out a candy from his pocket and threw it over: "Go away, the bag is full of candy."

Perhaps the last sentence did not control the tone of the voice, and it disturbed a passenger who was sleeping not far away. The person muttered and cursed dissatisfiedly, turned over and continued to sleep.

Chi Yuehe said that the little wolf dog was about to transform, but Mo Han didn't care to tell him not to be impulsive.

In the huge waiting room, there are less than a hundred people sitting here and there. These people are either sleeping or playing with their mobile phones. They are quiet and do not interfere with each other.

However, within a few minutes of the quiet environment, it was broken by a child's shrill cry. Mo Han followed the sound and saw a child with a big fart who was crying earth-shatteringly and his face was flushed.Standing next to the child was a man about 1.6 meters tall, who was his father by visual inspection.

But instead of comforting the child when he saw the child crying, the father kept slapping the child, and even slapped the child on the face and head.

The bones collided with the flesh, and the sound was exciting. The man beat him fiercely, cursing at the same time, and the child cried fiercely. The passenger who was sitting close to the other side couldn't stand it and said a few words, but the man hated him The cursing forced him to retreat, and he did not make a sound.

No one around dared to go up and reason with the man, they were all afraid of the man's fierce appearance.

When the man raised his hand and wanted to hit the child again, Mo Han grabbed his hand and said sternly: "Sir, the child did something wrong, educate him well, isn't it a bit serious to do it, and besides, you made a noise." Everyone rest."

The other hand of the man was holding the broken train ticket in two, which was kneaded and wrinkled because of anger. Presumably the man was angry because the child naughty tore up the ticket.

The man had bags under his eyes, protruding eyeballs, and red bloodshot pupils. He didn't look wealthy in his clothes. He should be a migrant worker. His skin was caramelized and shiny like the skin of a roasted duck.

Looking at the desperate boy who appeared out of nowhere, the man's anger did not diminish at all, he took a small step forward, and shouted: "Who the hell are you, it's none of your business to teach children! "

Mo Han looked at the child's swollen cheeks, and said peacefully, "Sir, you should teach the child not to hit like this, as the child is easily injured."

The man seems to be a machismo at home, he does things his own way, and he is the only one who respects himself, but when he is told by a stranger in public, he instinctively feels that he has lost face, and he blurted out dirty words: "Mom! Fuck you, you fucking I'm going to roll, I'm so cheap and useless, my skin is itchy, right? Ah?!"

With his roar, all the passengers turned their eyes to this side.

Two adults and one child became the protagonists of the drama.

Accompanied by the man's roar, the child didn't know why, and cried even harder. The man turned around and was caught off guard and slapped again, causing the child to stumble and fall to the ground.

Still full of anger in his heart, the man turned around, wanting to slap Mo Han, he slapped him in the air, and he was about to slap him down.

Mo Han was not stupid, he turned a little to the side, dodging the man's attack.

The man missed the first slap, so he wanted to slap him a second time, but this time his slap landed on his face.

Clap, clap, three times in a row, the man slapped himself three times inexplicably, these three times were particularly heavy, and the five marks on his face immediately appeared.

The man himself also felt baffled, he raised his hand to hit someone, but there was a force in his trance, and he slapped his hand on his face, it felt so heavy that his brains were about to spurt out.

Chi Yue used his thoughts to control the man's hand, and tripled his strength to greet his own face.

Mo Han frowned tremblingly, the sound must have cracked his bones.

However, Chi Yue...

"Don't worry, as long as I think, there is nothing I can't do."

It's just so cool and crazy, and you can do whatever you want.

After a while, the staff in the waiting hall heard the movement and came to solve the problem. The man who beat him was taken away from the waiting room, and the child was also sent to the hospital for examination. The staff politely thanked and apologized to Mo Han, and Mo Han gently Shaking his head, he turned and returned to his seat.

Thank you my boyfriend!

The author has something to say:

Thank you to my boyfriend. When Mo Han thought about this sentence, his face was so smug.

Jealousy, I'm single