Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

In the reading area of ​​the library, Hou Yue stood in front of the desk and tapped on the table with his fingers: "Hey, classmate, wake up..." He knocked several times in a row, but the person lying on the table remained motionless.

He thought, if a few books were taken away in this way, wouldn't people who were asleep wouldn't find out?

There are many books in the winter vacation reading list that the university library can borrow. He plans to buy them, but the poor boy Zuo You wants to borrow them. The poor boy goes to work on his first day and goes to work, so he can only help borrow books.

Hou Yue turned a large stack of books upside down, and pulled out "Confessions of an Advertiser" and "Ogilvy on Advertising". When he was about to pick up the third book, there was probably a little noise, and he slept with his face covered The person moved, from completely covering his face to lying on his side.

Hou Yue squeezed his hand at the corner of the book, and even though the side face was covered with red marks from the folds of his clothes, he still recognized this person as the salesman who forced him to give him another pack last night.

It turned out to be a student of their school? !

Or a professional?

Hou Yue's curiosity reached its peak, he bent down and took a closer look at half of his sleeping face.

As seen several times, looks good!

He thought to himself, this man took a stack of books just to cover his face while sleeping?

Can't you sleep in the dormitory?So he stretched out his hand and pushed Liu Wu's arm cheaply: "This fellow..." As soon as his index finger touched his arm, the sleeping man grabbed his wrist before he opened his eyes, as if he had faked a corpse.

Hou Yue was twisted and hurt, and screamed "Ah!"

The librarian immediately knocked on the table: "Dang! Keep quiet!"

"Aww! Let go, you crazy!" Hou Yue went to break his iron claws.

Liu Wu's upper body bounced off the table quickly, and he was dizzy from sleep. What he was most afraid of was that someone would suddenly approach him while he was drowsy, grabbing Hou Yue's wrist until he regained consciousness, and quickly let go. He got up and asked with a frown. : "Are you okay? No, I'm sorry!"

Hou Yue's face was twisted into a ball, and his bones wished to be crushed. He shook his wrist, tilted his head and asked unhappily: "Are you sick? Give you a click, as for?"

Liu Wu's head was in great pain, and his heart was also "thumping" from the scare just now. He pinched the center of his eyebrows and knew that he was overly nervous, but he couldn't explain it to the cow, so he had to say it again "" sorry"

Hou Yue made no secret of his anger, slapped the table, gritted his teeth and asked, "That's the only thing you can say?"

Liu Wu opened his mouth and wanted to say "yes", but seeing the bull licking the roll was too angry, he simply swallowed it back, and said along the way: "Then what do you want me to say?"

Hou Yue was so angry that he punched the cotton, which was still very resilient. He took out the third book, held it in one hand, and said coquettishly, "I took these three books." Do not accept rejection.

Liu Wu glanced at the three books. His student ID information was the Department of Journalism, Tianjin University, majoring in advertising, so he took a stack of books related to his major, but he didn't expect that he was also majoring in the same major when he licked the paper.

He raised his hand as a gesture of invitation, but did not speak.

Hou Yue asked angrily, "How old is it?"

Liu Wu: "Junior."

Hou Yue, a good-looking dog, wanted to chat about it when he saw a good-looking one, and it happened that this good-looking one provoked him, so he wanted to get it back with a profit, so he sat on the opposite side of the desk and pulled out a "we two" Talk about five yuan" posture.

When Liu Wu saw it, he wanted to smile, but his face remained cold.

Hou Yue had nothing to say, "You are a junior in the Department of Journalism and Advertising, why haven't I met you?"

Liu Wu: "Have you met all the people from a college?"

Hou Yue: "..." Does this mean you don't want to have a good chat?He smiled with the corners of his mouth open, leaned back in his chair, his eyes were unfriendly, a little provocative: "If you have a 'popular face' like yours, it's impossible for me not to have seen it."

Liu Wu didn't understand, he frowned, and immediately let go, raised his eyebrows and said, "I see you now."

Today, there is no way to talk, Hou Yue thought to himself, if he doesn't cooperate at all, the chat will die if he is not careful.

Hou Yue looked at Liu Wu with a gloomy expression, Liu Wu also felt embarrassed, thought for a while and said politely: "Thank you for the card."

After finally thawing, Hou Yue turned his head to look out the window, and said faintly, "Forget it, please have supper."

Liu Wu couldn't help laughing.

A pack of crispy noodles, for supper!

He should remember it for a long time. This kind of behavior is as special as the person in front of him, whether it is appearance, temper, personality, or this kind of behavior at will.

It's what he doesn't have, and it's what he expects.

Hou Yue heard a nasal laugh, and quickly turned his head to look, just in time to see a pair of crescent eyes on the opposite side.

His expression became very enjoyable in an instant, and he always felt that the pair of crescent eyes looked like exquisitely crafted and pleasing works of art, or the kind of works of art with their own aura and age.

Not to mention, it is still a priceless treasure!

Take a look, suddenly refreshed!

Liu Wu smiled brightly for only two seconds, and didn't know that his appreciation was so fast, comparable to a sky-high priced villa in the city center.

Hou Yue restrained his expression, lowered his head and took out his mobile phone from his pocket and said, "Add you WeChat..."

"No."

The two sentences were seamlessly connected with almost no pause, and it was when Hou Yue didn't finish speaking.

One is very confident and the other is determined enough.

Liu Wu trembled mentally, a little afraid, he couldn't tell what he was afraid of for a while.

Is it because this person knows that he does not have WeChat?

Or are you afraid that this person won't believe that he really doesn't have WeChat?

The fact is that he only has a 2G mobile phone, and it has been turned off for a long time and the card is unplugged.

Hou Yue paused when he took out his mobile phone, feeling very embarrassed.This is not the first time he has been humiliated by this person, and he has no memory enough. He refused to accept his 'one more pack' card last night, and then he just forced it to others, and the result was only a dozen hours , was rejected again.

Cold sweat broke out on Liu Wu's tense back, Niu licked the roll and kept his head down to dig out his pocket for several seconds, as if it was frozen.

Hou Yue pursed his lips and hooked the corners of his lips, his self-deprecating smile finally turned into a sneer, he got up and left without looking at the person opposite him.

Liu Wu sent him out of the reading area with his eyes, and when the handsome and proud figure disappeared, his tense back and vertebrae slowly loosened one by one, and the loosening was cautious.

With his waist arched against the back of the chair, his hands on the edge of the table, and his head buried between his arms, he closed his eyes and faced the snow-patterned marble floor, unconsciously saying "I'm sorry"

Hou Yue drove Laohou's little wife wildly all the way, so angry that he wished to let Saobao's little wife fly up.

When he entered McDonald's, he threw three books on the table, and there was a loud "snap!", so loud that the whole McDonald's waiters and customers looked at him.

Hou Yue stared at the book, raised his hand and snapped his fingers: "Coke with ice, quick!" He urgently needed to reduce his fire.

The people who were ordering and queuing looked at Hou Yue as if they were insane.

Zuo You was loading big potatoes, turned his head and glanced at Hou Yue, and said to the elder sister who was picking up the Coke next to him, "Sister, help me get half a glass of Coke, and add ice to the rest."

The elder sister opened her mouth in joy, pointed at Hou Yue and said, "That handsome guy who dragged you to the sky, your friend?"

Zuo You nodded, thinking to himself, don't let him be a mediator.

The elder sister lived up to 'his' expectations, and she opened her mouth and said, "Does the handsome guy have a girlfriend? Do you want a spare tire?"

Zuo You packed a bag of big potatoes into a super big potato, and the fat boy who got the big potatoes was overjoyed and said thank you several times.

He took back the Coke with half a glass of ice, and said to his sister: "If you are not afraid of waiting for a long time, the spare tires will probably be queued dozens of miles outside the city gate. Why don't you get off work early today and go to the queue. for a while."

The elder sister covered her mouth with a smile and gave Zuo You a punch: "Oh! You little boys are so annoying, why does my sister care so much about you!"

Hou Yue heard such a sentence from a distance, and scolded "dead straight man" in his heart. The words were for Zuo You, but he remembered that cold face in his head, and cursed again, "Dead straight man, how about leaving a wechat?"

Zuo You put the Coca-Cola in front of Hou Yue, and took it off the lid very thoughtfully.

Hou Yue picked up the Coke, took a sip of ice cubes, and chewed it "cracking and cracking", which was very satisfying.

The corner of Zuo You's mouth twitched and asked: "Running away from home has become 'going out of the house'?"

Hou Yue gave him a white look, and asked furiously, "Tell me, at our age, how likely is it that we don't have WeChat?"

Zuo You put on eye drops and said, "Eh... It's about the same as the chance of you running away from home and being welcomed back."

Hou Yue was taken aback for a moment, and his thoughts went astray—so it is still possible that there is no WeChat?Is that...is your sister! "How many people don't have smartphones these days? How many people have smartphones and don't have WeChat?"

Zuo You was at work, so he couldn't spend too long with him, so he simply asked, "What's wrong with you on WeChat?"

Hou Yue didn't even think about it, he slapped the table and said, "You lied to me that I don't have WeChat..." He shut up quickly after halfway through.

Zuo You got up and patted him, pointed to the work room and said, "See, that sister is going to be your spare tire, ask her for WeChat, and you must be sure."

Hou Yue felt guilty, afraid that Zuo You would ask him whose WeChat account he wanted.

Zuo You walked for quite a while, but he was still staring at the direction of the workshop in a daze, and he only recovered after showing hope to his sister who was going to be his spare tire.

He blinked, and suddenly his eyes lit up as if he had opened up Ren Du's second channel.

Why not just ask for a phone number?

After Liu Wu met Niu licking the roll from the library, he never went to the library again.

The day before New Year's Eve, he met Yao Wang's grandfather, a skinny old man.

Before he entered the bungalow, he heard people arguing in the courtyard. It was not difficult to distinguish one of the voices was Yao Wang, shouting hoarsely, like a beast howling in a fight, not at all like the emotions of a ten-year-old child.

He stopped in the yard, listening to the old and young quarreling.

The reason for the quarrel is probably that Fang Fang has a permanent resident like Liu Wu, so he has a fixed income.The old man asked Yao Wang to give him the money, but Yao Wang refused. There was no place to hide the money in the house with only four walls, so the old man thought that the money was hidden on Yao Wang.So the two started chasing after each other, one was nimble and quick-witted, and the other was slow to respond.

The words of the two scolding each other came out from the gap between the door and the window, mixed with the cry of a two and a half year old child.

Liu Wu tugged at the earlobes under the brim of his hat. He couldn't even go to the library now, so he could only hope that Yao Wang and his grandfather would cease fighting as soon as possible.

Sure enough, a few minutes later, exhausted and out of breath, the hunched old man broke through the door, cursing and spitting, ignoring Liu Wu, and went out of the courtyard to the bustling center of Yaocun.

Yao Wang was sitting on the floor of the room, and Liu Wuyi stepped into the room. He was in an instinctive state of defense all over his body, and he was about to run.

Liu Wu stood in front of him, looked down at him, and asked, "Are you injured?"

Yao Wang guessed that he was exhausted and had no strength, so he just shook his head.

Liu Wu couldn't help him, he was in a bad state even himself, he was afraid that if he helped Yao Wang, it would bring unreasonable disaster to Yao Wang in the future.

Yao Wang panted for a while and said, "I'm so old, when I grow up..."

Liu Wu saw the hostility in his eyes, took a step back and turned back to the house.

Don't think about it, it's not over yet.

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请假条：1月21日更新由19:00推迟到24:00。

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