Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

At 05:30 early in the morning the next day, the two went out.

Hou Yue said while driving: "Look at this sincerity, I'm moved and don't cry for them, when did I get up so early, hey~~~ I'm so moved that I'm about to cry."

Liu Wu closed his eyes and leaned on the back of the chair. He was also quite sleepy. Hou Yue, a teddy spirit, spent half the night last night, but this morning he got up this morning and was able to force him endlessly like a cannonball. It was really amazing.

"Are you sleepy? Play a lullaby for you." Hou Yue turned on the music and tuned a piece of light music about the story of spring water and birds singing, the kind of music that can definitely make zombies fight.Listening to it early in the morning is very hypnotic.

Liu Wu slid down, unable to open his eyes because of sleepiness: "Actually, you sound better than music when you are forced."

Hou Yue smiled: "I really can't tell that you are praising me, you think I talk too much, okay, I will buy you a pair of earplugs in a while, and you will wear earplugs for the rest of the time unless necessary."

Liu Wu thought wrongly, raised one eyelid and half-opened lazily, looking at Hou Yue: "Is it on the bed when necessary?" Then it is very necessary!

Hou Yue choked: "You! It's so early in the morning, can you be...no problem!" After finishing speaking, he also laughed.

Liu Wuzhen fell asleep, and didn't seem nervous at all. After entering the community, Hou Yue pushed him to wake him up: "Get up, wipe your eye poo, and put two drops of eye drops."

Liu Wu stretched his waist and asked, "Eye drops?"

Hou Yue backed the car into the courtyard: "It looks pitiful, maybe my mother can be more gentle."

Liu Wu got out of the car and opened the back door to get something. The two of them went out to buy the gift last night.

As soon as he looked up and saw Hou Yue's house close in front of him, he suddenly wanted to turn around and run away.

He... is quite afraid of Liu Xian'er, he has the halo of his mother and the halo of justice.

Hou Yue saw that he was too late to lift his legs to walk up the steps, so he slapped his tongue: "Hey! It's too late to run now." He raised his finger to check the monitor at the door.

Perverted, monitoring is installed at the door of the house, Liu Wu lifts his foot and walks away!Every step is like walking on the ladder leading to the holy and radiant heaven.

Hou Yue took the gift box carried by his injured arm, quickly swept around, turned around and kissed Liu Wu on the corner of his mouth: "Don't be afraid! Remember the key points, whoever is shameless wins!"

Liu Wu suddenly laughed, his nervousness was half gone, his heart started to mess up again, and he heard someone talking in the room through a door.

Hou Yue's keys had already been confiscated, and after ringing the doorbell he slammed his fists on the door: "Excuse me, is Mrs. Monkey at home?"

The conversation in the room stopped instantly, and after a while, a loud soprano came over: "Get out!"

Hou Yue listened with his ear pressed to the door, almost shattering his eardrums, and slammed on the door again: "Good morning, Ms. Liu, do you have an appointment for a dog walking service?"

Liu Wu's face was a bit ugly when he was yelled at "get out" just now, but Hou Yue wanted to laugh as soon as he was shameless, and after laughing twice, he felt that being kicked out and blown away was nothing.

"Auntie, Uncle, good morning, I'm Liu Wu!"

Hou Yue gave Liu Wu a thumbs up. He had never seen Liu Wu say a word in such a straight-forward manner. This person was always casual and playing hooligans. Same, ruin the world.

In less than half a minute, there was the sound of slippers in the room. Judging from years of experience, as long as Liu Xian'er is willing to open the door, the matter is considered half done. Don't care about his attitude, as long as he can see each other, it is considered small. achieved.

Hou Yue grabbed Liu Wu's hand and took two steps back. As expected, just as he stood still, the door was pushed open. If the two of them would not retreat, they would surely have their nosebleeds flow three thousand feet.

This aura!Liu Wu got stuck: "Morning, good morning! Auntie, uncle!"

Hou Yue rushed to the door and the two people had a good time, and raised his hand to pass the things over: "It's the first time to bring a partner to the door, please take care of Miss Liu and Hou Xiansen!"

The old monkey gave Hou Yue a sideways look, and reached out to take the things.

Liu Wu also handed the gift to Liu Xian'er: "Auntie, thank you for helping me..."

Liu Xian'er interrupted him without haste: "You're welcome! It's not just for helping you. If we don't help you in that situation, our family will be even more troublesome."

Liu Wuyi said, Hou Yue wanted to open his mouth to help, Liu Wu grabbed his hand: "Thank you for not choosing the easiest way."

Simple and natural can't avoid being rough.

Liu Wu didn't say it directly in front of Hou Yue, but Wu Yang analyzed it very clearly with him at the time, as long as Hou Tianjin and Liu Hao intervened to stop it, only because of the relationship between Hou Yue and Fatty Geng, Liu Wu would not be able to enter the North China Military Region Hospital , The execution outside the prison cannot be transferred to Jin City.

Therefore, the medical parole planned by Hou Yue and Wu Yang is likely to be so miserable that no city in the region dares to take over Wu Ling. The consequence is that he will be sent back to prison to continue serving his sentence.

The more brutal result, Liu Wu and Wu Yang also guessed, if Liu Xian'er is a cruel mother, it is not impossible to break him and Hou Yue if she is really cruel.

Liu Xian'er sighed inaudibly, and turned to look at the old monkey.

The old monkey smiled and said nothing, since he is his son's slave, he really has no right to speak.

Liu Xian'er glanced at the thing handed to her, and took it anyway, holding the gift box in one hand, and pulled a rope from behind with the other: "Chicken, go out and run around twice."

Hou Yue finally seized the opportunity to say, "Chicken, come here!"

The grown-up Erha jumped up to Hou Yue's shoulders, his front paws were in Hou Yue's hands, and his big tail swept around like Liu Xian'er's feather duster.

Liu Wu reached out to take the dog leash from Liu Xianer's hand.

Before the two people outside the door could react, the "Kang Dang" door closed in front of the two of them and the dog.

"Ah!!! We haven't had breakfast yet!" Hou Yue patted the door and shouted through the crack.

Liu Wu led the chick out, and the chick bit Hou Yue's shoelace and dragged Hou Yue.

There was no answer at the door, Hou Yue looked at Liu Wu dejectedly: "Hey~~ I'm so hungry, I should have missed two rounds last night."

Liu Wu stretched out his hand to wrap his shoulders and shook, "Is it a success?"

Hou Yue scratched his eyebrows: "I didn't get beaten, I always feel uneasy."

Liu Wu nodded: "Looking at your mother's aura when she opened the door, I thought I could whip out a feather duster to beat us both up in the next second."

The two walked side by side along the lakeside of the community, as if they were looking for comfort after a catastrophe, rubbing their arms against each other.

"What did you mean by that to my mother just now? What is a simple way?"

In the early morning, the surface of the lake is covered with mist, and the dense scenery is like an ink painting.

Liu Wu squinted and smiled facing the lake: "I have your family's 'weak spot' in my hand, so what do you think is the easy way?"

The weakness of their family?

It's him?It's him, Hou Yue!

If he can't ask Liu Hao for help, or even kill Liu Xian'er to prevent his younger brother from helping his son, if Tim Jin doesn't love him...

Hou Yue lowered his head and smiled: "Fortunately, I didn't pick it up!"

Liu Wu: "..." Is this the point?That's right, if he picked it up, he would probably escape from prison and steal Hou Yue away, which would be troublesome!

The two sat by the lake, with the soles of their shoes a few centimeters away from the lake surface. They both squinted their eyes facing the rising sun, and the golden morning light flooded their entire faces.

The two hands that were next to each other were pressed on the concrete floor, and their fingers were interlaced.

Hou Yue hooked Liu Wu's dangling legs: "May [-]st can't go to Pingcheng." Liu Wu's legs are not intact, and his arms are afraid of being squeezed and touched. For the time being, he can reach the level of going out for a walk, very old up!

Liu Wu turned to look at him. Hou Yue's facial features were more three-dimensional and deeper than his, and his curly hair was so fluffy that even the shadows were furry. Consciously say: "My boyfriend is so handsome!"

Hou Yuemei laughed aloud, he was used to being praised, and usually if someone praised him like this, he basically didn't even bother to give an expression, which usually depends on his seniority.

But Liu Wu boasted that he could be beautiful for 24 hours, Liu Wu rushed to him and bent his eyes so that he could wake up with a smile in his dreams, and by the way, he showed his sincerity.

"Handsome! Take care, I am also a man with two legs, someday..."

Liu Wu didn't give him a chance to think about Yingying and Yanyan, so he interrupted him, and said coldly to the golden morning light: "Just break your legs!"

Hou Yue really felt that the bones on his legs were cracked by Liu Wu's "click", it was very real, and he even felt pain.

After Liu Wu finished speaking, he got up with a smile and untied the chicken tied to the tree that was digging the soil, and patted Hou Yue: "Go back and accept the second round of trial."

Hou Yue propped his hands behind his back, looked up at the tall man——Liu Wu from the bottom up, "carry me back, my leg is broken."

Liu Wu asked with a smile: "Is there a discount for the waves on the water?"

Hou Yue closed his eyes and smiled at him: "When you say 'straight leg break', I heard the bone on my leg crack 'click', really! The pain is very real, I am so fragile without being frightened. Comparable to a small flower bone!"

Liu Wu passed his arm from one armpit to the other, lifted Hou Yue up, and then bent down and patted his back: "Come up!"

Hou Yue's lower abdomen tightened, just like the two of them, he was standing, and Liu Wu was just standing in front of him with his hips pouted...fuck it!

Once this kind of thinking comes to the head, it is like opening the gate to release the flood, like a runaway silly roe deer, what is reason?It's gone now!

Hou Yue looked around and slapped Liu Wu's butt: "What do you mean by this posture? Did you say it the other way around?"

Liu Wu rubbed the hot place where he was drawn, stood up straight and looked at Hou Yue with a smile that didn't understand what it meant.

"Come up."

"Come on."

Liu Wu turned around and led the chicken to Hou Yue's house. From the lakeside to Hou Yue's house, he laughed all the way. If he didn't see the gate of Hou Yue's house, he could continue to laugh.

Hou Yue wanted to be quiet with him, and thought about it all the way.It's a bit embarrassing to say I'm sorry, after all, the sun is shining in broad daylight, how can he be so stinky and shameless.

But if he said he didn't think about it, it was impossible. He was only in his twenties to suppress his primitive desires, and he was still facing such a handsome man like Liu Wu.

Unless he really can't!

Can't he?Hold!

How can it be!

He has never seen a man who is better than him, he must do it!

Knock on the door again, and it was Lao Hou who opened the door. The profiteer Lao Hou who was going to work was wearing a floral apron, and the smell of food was overflowing in the room.

Lao Hou lifted his chin and pointed to Liu Xian'er who was wearing a silk scarf facing the floor mirror, motioning for Hou Yue to go over.

Hou Yue didn't change his shoes and went straight to Liu Xian'er.

Lao Hou patted Liu Wu on the shoulder, and then handed him a towel unceremoniously: "Wipe the chicken's paws, is it digging the dirt, wash your hands and come over to have breakfast."

Liu Wu couldn't tell the difference between sweet and sour in his heart. He grew up so big, and no elder he had ever met had ever used him like this, which was very special.

His past and his present are two completely different worlds.

In this world, there are times when it is sour, and when it is sweet, it really makes him want to stop.

He squatted on the ground to wipe the chicken's paws lying on the door, and looked up at Hou Yue.

Hou Yue walked behind Liu Xian'er, and shook Liu Xian'er in his arms: "Hey~~Look at the beauty of our big fairy, a fairy descending to earth... Aww!!!"

Caught off guard!

Liu Xian'er twisted the back of Hou Yue's hand first, and then received a series of five poisonous palms on his back, "Bang bang bang bang..." mercilessly.

The old monkey was cooking in the kitchen, so he didn't bother to come out to watch the fun, but he yelled, "Take it easy! It's fun!"

Liu Wu was frightened by Hou Yue's howl and stood up abruptly. He first took two steps towards Hou Yue, and then stopped.

It is not appropriate for him to drag Hou Yue or Liu Xian'er.

But these numbers are too poisonous!

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah..." Hou Yue turned into a monkey, jumping around, on the sofa, on the coffee table, on the stairs, on the TV cabinet, and almost missed the dining table.

Liu Xian didn't know when he picked up the feather duster, and soon the feathers were flying all over the sky.

"No one is worry-free! Let you do it! Why did you eat DHA when you were a child! I should give you shit!"

"Mom! Why are you swearing at people!" Hou Yue retorted while being whipped,

Liu Wu also really wanted to go up and beat him. Now, either shut up and get beaten, or give in and beg for mercy!

However, Hou Yue doesn't know how to do either of these two methods. Even if he is beaten, he still has to stand upright and put his head up in the most handsome and attractive posture to be beaten.

"You are the one who scolded! It's just that I scolded less, which made you look crooked!" Liu Xian'er Lu Ziye's tricks are poisonous, and the feather duster will definitely hit the spot when it falls.

After Hou Yue rubbed his arms and legs, none of his chest, back, buttocks were spared.

The old monkey came out with a plate of fried eggs and a plate of fried bacon, and waved his hand to stop: "Okay, my wife has a break, you can continue when you come back at noon, hurry up, it's past eight o'clock, you don't want to go to the city hall Are you in a meeting? I met my eldest brother later, and you two discussed whether you should send the monkey cub to some place in South Africa that doesn't shit, it's a waste of feather duster!"

Hou Yue turned his back to his mother and gave his father a thumbs up.

Liu Xian'er yelled tiredly and panted, sweating profusely. Hou Yue jumped to Liu Wu's side at some point and stood beside him.

Hou Yue rubbed his legs and arms, raised his head and grinned at Liu Wu: "It's nothing, sooner or later I'll be beaten like this."

Liu Wu didn't know when he had such inexplicable things as emotional overflow, anyway, he was emotional overflow at this moment, turned around and hugged Hou Yue, and Hou Yue also hugged him.

Liu Xian'er threw the feather duster on the floor, went to the floor-to-ceiling mirror to re-tie the silk scarf, picked up her bag and walked to the door, and glanced at the two 1.8-meter-old children standing by the door, feeling very uncomfortable.

From now on, I can't beat it!

Monkey Boy has a date, and today is probably the last time in her life to smoke Monkey Boy!

No matter how gentle the people in the old Liu family are, they always carry knives when they speak. Liu Xian's gentleness is fleeting, comparable to fashion across the sky.

"Go away!"

Hou Yue bowed respectfully and smiled like a 7-star housekeeper: "Go slowly! Drive carefully on the road!"

Liu Wu gave a sour and sweet smile: "Goodbye, Auntie!"

Liu Xian'er glared at Hou Yue fiercely, and walked two steps away, feeling puzzled, thinking that she would never be able to use her hands again, and turned around with itchy hands to slap Hou Yue again.

Liu Wu's physical reaction preceded his consciousness, and when he regained consciousness, Hou Yue had already been embraced by him, and Liu Xian'er's slap had already landed on his back.

"Crack! Crack!"

For a moment, the four people in the room were stunned.

The first one to recover was Liu Xian'er. After she realized it, she slapped Liu Wu several times. She regarded this as her second son. Although she was not very familiar with it, it was still necessary to understand the family rules.

"Be a monster again! See if I don't peel off the skins of you two!"

Hou Yue stared blankly at Liu Xian'er slapping Liu Wu three or four times, with the same force as slapping him, and he let Liu Wu protect him like this without struggling.

Did his mother admit it? !

Liu Xian'er recognized Liu Wu!

The old monkey was also stunned for a while, then turned around with a smile and went into the kitchen.

The Phaeton drove away, and by looking at the irregular S-line drawn, it was clear that the driver's anger was still there.

Hou Yue and Liu Wu both rubbed their stinging skins and walked towards the dining table. The old monkey came out with two bowls of porridge, "Sit down and eat, don't stand up. You should follow Hou's example. You are welcome at home. Auntie has such a temper, if you don't let her get angry, she doesn't know how to face you, it's over, if you come back more in the future, when she gets angry, she will forget about it."

"Well, thank you uncle!" Liu Wu took the porridge and put a bowl in front of Hou Yue.

Hou Yue lay down on the table, spread it into a puddle of mud, and began to groan: "I can't do it, call for help~~care~~car~car~car!"

The old monkey came back again and put a medicine box on the dining table. He took off his apron and went upstairs: "Son, please calm down for a while! If your mother suddenly remembers something when walking halfway and gets angry again, she might kill you." You go back to the carbine, hurry up and go to your grandma's favor after eating."

When Hou Yue heard this, he got up and hurried to eat: "Damn!"

Liu Wu looked towards the gate with lingering fear. Hou Yue urged him: "Eat quickly! Eat quickly! This happens often. My mother smoked me several times, and she was so angry that she drove halfway and then came back to smoke."

The two shared a plate of grilled rice, a plate of fried eggs shared equally, a plate of fried bacon Hou Yue ate more, and a pot of white porridge Liu Wu drank more for the night.

In short, after a meal, everything is gone.

Old Hou came down from upstairs in formal attire, saw that the two were cleaning up the dishes, and hurriedly shouted: "Put it there, Auntie will come over later, apply the medicine first."

Liu Wu turned his head and saw Laohou walking out with his suit buttoned up. He was still in the middle age, and his appearance and temperament were considered very good. He sighed in his heart, this family is a good embryo!

Liu Wu walked to the living room: "Are you going to work?"

Lao Hou was always smiling when facing his family. He walked up to Liu Wu and stood still, looking at Liu Wu just like looking at his own son, with a kind of love for the house.

"There is still a long way to go in the future. Your aunt and I are your backing. No matter where we go, we always look back. We are a family. In addition, Hou Yue was really taught by our family. Since you can bear it He, reluctantly..."

Hou Yue went to the kitchen to deliver the bowls and chopsticks and came out. Seeing that Lao Hou was dressed so formally, he opened his mouth and boasted: "Dad, you are so handsome! If you were standing in the living room in this suit just now, my mother must not have time to pick me up."

Lao Hou's words were interrupted, but the meaning was conveyed. He laughed and went out: "Smelly poor! Come back tomorrow morning and try to take down your mother in three days."

The two stood on the steps in front of the door to see Lao Hou off, Hou Yue turned around and asked, "What did you say?"

Liu Wu smiled and said, "Let me accept you reluctantly."

Hou Yue turned around and yelled at the rear of Lao Hou's car: "Did you pick me up, old monkey?! Do you ever praise your son like that?!"

The buttocks of Laohou's car shook, and the car jumped out with a "boom!", and it ran so fast.

Liu Wu smiled against the door frame.

Hou Yue entered the room, carried the medicine box and pushed people away: "There is still time to laugh, hurry up and slip away."

The car was parked in a park in the middle of the street, Hou Yue was shirtless, and his whole body was smeared with iodophor, which immediately turned dark several degrees, the same color as chocolate.

Liu Wu took his arm and looked through it: "The swelling subsides quite quickly."

Hou Yue snorted, and Liu Xian'er didn't hit hard, after all, he didn't pick it up!

"Do you remember that the two of us have been here before?" Hou Yue lay on the steering wheel, his eyes following the ducks in the lake.

Liu Wu didn't raise his eyelids, and concentrated on rubbing the medicine: "Remember, I brought you out of Zhang Jun's bar, and then came here. I bought you double concentrate and cookies to sober up."

Hou Yue leaned sideways on the steering wheel to look at Liu Wu's drooping eyebrows, and stretched out his index finger to touch his eyebrows to draw back and forth: "Just buy double concentrate, why buy cookies?"

Liu Wu smiled: "The spiral roll on the cookie is very like your cow licking the curly hair." Hou Yue's big curly hair is different from many people's self-made rolls. Rolls are too rare to be foreign.

Hou Yue pushed Liu Wu's earlobe vigorously: "That's called a lump? Can you talk!"

Liu Wu turned his head and bit the wrist that was twisting his earlobe: "Don't twist it, it's itchy!"

Hou Yue suddenly moved closer and withdrew his hand, put his mouth on it, sucked it and took another bite: "I want to have a shot here. I wanted to shoot|wild|cannon a long time ago, okay?"

Liu Wu tilted his head to meet his mouth, and the two of them acted like they were playing, you bite and I peck.

"Okay! When my leg is healed, I'll drive wherever I go and hit me up until your kidney deficiency tells me to stop."

Hou Yue smiled and crawled over: "Then I'll take a big turtle that I gave to Fatty Geng two days ago and bring it to the car, and bring a pot. It really won't work. We both have time to make up now."

Liu Wu's legs weren't good enough, Hou Yue propped up the passenger's window with one hand, and propped up the driver's seat with the other, sat on top of Liu Wu, forcefully pressed Liu Wu against the back of the seat and kissed him.

Liu Wu tilted his head and changed his tone: "Can't wait?"

Hou Yue was panting anxiously, but he was even hotter than Liu Wu when he was shirtless: "Well, I'm so anxious!"

Liu Wu was also anxious, but reason told him no, he knocked on the glass window with his fingers: "Look at the fire falling over there."

Hou Yue turned his head and looked over: "Wow! Slot!" He straightened up suddenly in shock, hit the roof of the car with a "boom" on his head, quickly bounced back to the driver's seat, picked up the T-shirt he had taken off and covered Liu Wu's face.

Liu Wu leaned back in the chair, with Hou Yue's T-shirt covering his face, smiling all the time.

The security guard of the park glanced into the car and left. Not far from the car, there were two couples who looked like junior high school students. They glanced curiously and then left.

"Why didn't I see so many people just now?"

Liu Wu tore off the clothes from his face, and put them on Hou Yue: "Just now you didn't play hooligans, you didn't see anything, who came, you sat on a man shirtless, kissed and gnawed, and your hands were not honest. If it’s the courageous ones and the curious ones, they all want to come and have a look.”

Hou Yue started the car and left as if fleeing.

He doesn't mind being watched by himself, he doesn't mind being watched when Liu Wu is emotional!

Absolutely not!

The author has something to say:

It's always over, but it's always not enough.

As soon as I write about my daily life, I want to play hooligans!