Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

When he returned to the ward, Liu Wu didn't let Hou Yue carry it on his back anymore. He put his arms around Hou Yue's neck, Hou Yue held his waist, and his feet touched the ground.

"If you can't urinate, ring the bell and let the doctor come and have a look." Hou Yue turned his head and saw the small cut on the tip of Liu Wu's ear.

Liu Wu felt that Hou Yue carried him like a child, which was not enough for a man.

"Take it easy, you carry me away, I always feel that I am very light, and I can fly from the first floor to the third floor in one jump."

Hou Yue didn't relax, grabbed the hand around his waist, and leaned into his ear and said, "Want to fly, don't you? I will take you to fly every day from now on!"

There was a trembling sound in the breathing in the ear, and people who heard it were numb. Liu Wu really wanted to tell the hospital to re-certify disabled. Now that half of his body is numb, can he be classified as a higher-level disabled.

Hou Yue laughed very low, and laughed as he walked: "It's been a hundred days of pain, don't worry, give it to me for a hundred days, Brother Monkey will take you to pretend to fly, so that you can feel the watering of a boyfriend's love and thrive It's so wonderful and amazing, so so so so cool, so so..."

Liu Wu couldn't listen anymore, so he interrupted him and asked, "Are you free from class this afternoon?"

After entering the ward, Hou Yue put the person on the bed and made a place for himself to lie on his side. He directly put on his slippers and lay down, hugging the person and closing his eyes to sleep.

Liu Wu pushed him: "Sleepy? Do you need to go to class?"

Hou Yue put his arms around him and rubbed his face: "Don't push, I'm half suspended in the air, and I fell and made a noise. It's time for the nurse to moan. If you don't sleep, if you don't sleep again, I'm afraid you will lose your spouse."

Liu Wu turned his head and bumped Hou Yue's forehead with great force. Hou Yue didn't cry out for pain when he was hit, and started to be silly again.

Liu Wu said coldly: "I've been having fun all morning, restrain yourself, don't think I can't deal with you with one hand!"

Hou Yue obediently said "Yes": "Fifth brother is mighty! One hand is more than enough to play with me!"

The corners of Liu Wu's mouth curled up. He must have been in prison for a long time, but now he heard these words of death and immortality, and suddenly became jealous.

In the past, he didn't care about his own life or life, he didn't care about the life and death of people in this world, but he didn't know when, he hoped that he could live well, he hoped that he could walk in front of Hou Yue healthy and innocent...

time!life too!

Within a minute, Hou Yue started snoring, and every little snoring carried the uniqueness of this person.

Liu Wu glanced at the fluffy cow licking curly hair on Hou Yue's forehead, stretched out his index finger, wrapped the curly hair around his finger, fluffy and soft, a touch unique to Hou Yue.

A pair of eyebrows rubbed against his arm, his eyelashes crossed up and down, there were folded marks on his eyelids, the tip of his nose was sweating, his lips were slightly parted, the sleeping Hou Yue lost his aura of being dragged to the sky, and obediently followed him. Soft as curls.

Rubbing the warm cheek with his hand, and finally landing on the main artery, feeling the strong beating under the fingertips, Liu Wu slowly closed his eyes and fell asleep within a few minutes.

As soon as the phone rang, Hou Yue turned over irritably, "Ku Tong!" Objects fell from the hospital bed, and the people lying on the bed and those lying on their stomachs under the bed all woke up.

"Where did you fall?" Liu Wu raised his upper body and looked under the bed. Hou Yue was lying on the floor with all five bodies thrown to the ground, motionless.

Hou Yue: "Leave me alone, I need to be quiet!"

Liu Wu wants to get out of bed.

Hou Yue felt that falling off the bed was embarrassing enough, and he couldn't lose his momentum. In the push-up position, he put his toes on the ground and put his hands on the ground, and then he did ten push-ups at an accelerated speed.

Liu Wu was speechless and wanted to slap him: "Can you stop for a while?"

Hou Yue jumped up and stood up straight: "Are you convinced? Are you envious? Are you jealous?"

Liu Wu pulled him over and slapped him first: "Is it interesting that I envy a bastard?"

Hou Yue expressed exaggerated astonishment, and pointed at the tip of his nose: "Thanks to the fact that I have waited for you like a jade for eighteen years, and that I have rejected an old bachelor who only loves you, you idiot, you you you! You are so—— and me Heart! Come on!!!"

Liu Wu was thrown on the bed by a monkey who jumped up and gnawed on the bed. The hospital gown was rubbed into rags. He didn't know how to explain to the nurse why the hospital gown he had just worn for two days was made of this bear. Sample.

"Don't, don't hit, you'll urinate in the afternoon." Liu Wu held Hou Yue's hand down. Just now in the garden downstairs, Hou Yue kissed his bird. Spare the fragile bird.

"Oh~~ I forgot, isn't this a matter of convenience? I always feel like I have kissed and gnawed, and if I don't shoot a |hand|gun, it won't be a complete set." Hou Yue withdrew his hand, and in the sick In the uniform, one claw grasps the other claw.

Liu Wu sweated a lot, and Hou Yue was probably quite tired too. He kept supporting himself so as not to overwhelm him, and continued to play hooligans so persistently. He still wanted to have a full set without falling behind. It's quite low, if you move your hands, it's a complete set, then I will take over the whole set for your life."

Hou Yue raised his arms and looked at Liu Wu with a smile: "Move your hands, that's for you, I want to play big! Play big! Understand!"

Liu Wuxiao's shoulders trembled: "I have emphasized it to me several times a day, you are really thinking about it, okay! You play as you play, and see how much you can play."

Hou Yue jumped to the ground, tugged his trousers, and put his parts in a comfortable position. He was really worried. Liu Wu's arms and legs were injured, and it would take a month or two to heal.

No matter how big he wants to play, he has to hold back!

"I'm going back to school, what do you want for dinner? By the way, I hired a nurse, a big brother, a gold medal nurse, who is here to take care of me when I'm not around." Hou Yue took off his T-shirt and wanted to change a new one. The new T-shirt stood next to the hospital bed, bent down and sucked Liu Wu's lips, and asked against his lips, "Is it okay?"

Liu Wu kept staring at Hou Yue's beautiful muscles that he didn't know when he had trained.

When she raised her hand to take off her clothes, her body moved, and when she bent over to get closer, the smooth lines of her muscles were really...very beautiful!

sexy!

"Ask you something!" Hou Yue took another bite, "Brother can't do it, can you change to an aunt?"

Liu Wu withdrew his gaze, the tip of his tongue protruded little by little, and touched the peak of Hou Yue's lips, then the tip of his tongue slowly wandered to the left, sliding over the elastic lip flesh, hooking the corners of the lips, provoking and falling, the mucous membrane of the lips left the surface of the teeth, and then The sound of bouncing back is a subtle sticky sound, very attractive.

The apex of the two people who heard it trembled.

Hou Yue lightly closed his lips, letting Liu Wu's aura of the two become more and more unstable.

This kind of tormenting kiss makes people want to stop!

However, Liu Wu didn't finish it, he didn't even have a deep meaning, he just teased and sketched slowly.

Hou Yue felt his chest tighten, followed by his eyes widening. As soon as he opened his mouth and spit out "You..." Liu Wu blocked his open lips, followed by a violent storm.

Hou Yue rushed out the door in a hurry, thinking whether to go back to school and buy two band-aids for his chest, or go to the nurse's station and ask for two.

A stinking hooligan!

Do this every time!

Ahhhh...he likes this pervert so much! ! !

The car drove out from the parking lot of the military hospital, Hou Yue was in a good mood, and even chatted with the security guard in the parking lot before leaving.

From the military hospital to the university town, the car exhaust emitted pink bubbles along the way, which abused the dogs in the city.

Zuo You was going to the library, standing in front of the teaching building, waiting to deliver books to Hou Yue.

Hou Yue trotted all the way to the front of the teaching building, saw Zuo You spread his arms, screamed, and threw him at the person.

"Fuck! Fuck! Where is that idiot! Get out of here!" Zuo You threw a book in one hand at Hou Yue who was rushing towards him, still mercilessly hitting his face and chest.

Hou Yue quickly caught the book that hit his face, but the one that hit his chest hit the spot that was rubbed and swollen an hour ago, "Hey! Oh!!"

Seeing Hou Yue's distorted expression, Zuo You really hurt, so he walked over and tugged at his collar to see.

Hou Yue quickly covered his chest: "What are you doing?! What are you doing?! In broad daylight, the world is bright..."

Zuo You raised his foot and kicked Hou Yue: "Can you change another word!"

Hou Yue picked up the book, stretched his arm around Zuo You's shoulder and shook it, looked up to the sky and said happily: "Yue! Brother's good day is coming, come to me after class, I want to tell you the biggest secret in my life." Share it with you..."

Zuo You was so frightened that he quickly shook off Hou Yue's arm, covered his ears with both hands, and shouted as he ran to the library: "Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen! You idiot, tell me, I'll drag you to shit together !"

Hou Yue was in a mess for 1 minute in the spring breeze, and he agreed, a friendship that will never change until death!

After the mess, Brother Hou is still a pink monkey in love, and his breath is heart-shaped.

After class, Hou Yue went to buy two big bombing squids first, and then sent a message to Zuo You: The big bombing squids are out of the pot, the dormitory is waiting for you, come quickly~~ Xiaoyouyou! 【Monkey Waving Handkerchief.jpg】

Zuo You: [Wow, his dick is so small.jpg]

Hou Yue glanced at his trousers after reading the message, and he laughed, thinking, he is not small, and only Liu Wu will know in this life.

Eh?This is simply... the most affectionate confession in the world.

"My dick is not small, only you will know it in this life!" Hou Yue muttered in a low voice, first moving himself to tears.

Before entering the dormitory door, the phone rang again. Hou Yue thought it was a message from Zuo You, but when he opened it, it was a message from Wang Qian.

The information is all video. He went to fill the water first when he entered the door, and clicked on the video while eating squid when he came back.

"Fuck!" Hou Yue's crispy squid skin, which was impacted by the video, fell off the table, and he bounced off the chair to pause quickly.

Passionate clips sent to him by Wang Qian, a hooligan! !

Hou Yue only glanced at it, and didn't even have any fucking foreplay, so he was so angry when he came up!

How could it be so intense!

It's spring, isn't it?

As soon as the scene came out, he automatically changed to him and Liu Wu in his mind. This was beyond his imagination, and he immediately wanted to break the door. Even bombing the big squid couldn't stop him from wanting to press Liu Wu.

Click on the video again, Hou Yue pulled his pants, sat on a chair with his legs draped over the desk, his head lying on the back of the chair, squid in one hand and mobile phone in the other, the impact of the clipped head and tail was too strong .

Unbeknownst to him, he ate a big bombed squid to feed himself!

Hou Yue imitated the movement of the promiscuous man lying on top, and moved twice. Just as the straddle was lifted up before it fell down, someone who appeared behind him suddenly yelled, "You! What are you doing?!"

Hou Yue "kuangdang" sat down on the chair, his mobile phone squid fell on the table, he turned his head to look back, and mentally cursed, "Fuck!"

"Watching a movie, together?"

The person who spoke was Hou Yue's roommate Su Jingluo. This person was so sloppy that he probably had never watched a GV. His eyes were about to fall out of their sockets. He was gnashing his teeth, wishing to tear Hou Yue apart with his bare hands.

"You are really, really disgusting!" Su Jingluo jumped out word by word from between his teeth.

Hou Yue frowned. Although he didn't disclose his sexual orientation, he didn't know that there are still people who are homophobic to such an extent. He got up and took a step in front of Su Jingluo. It was a tentative step.

Homophobic people avoid people like them.

That's true!

Su Jingluo now faced him as if he was facing a zombie, quickly took two steps back in panic and fear, and shouted: "Don't come near me!"

Hou Yue laughed, Su Jingluo's behavior really hurt his heart. Even if his roommates for four years were not as good as he, Zuo You and Zhou Meng, they were better than other students in the class.

Now, he's just revealing his sexuality.

Very good!

Hou Yue took another step forward: "Afraid of me! Ha~ It's weird, who called me brother and brother in the past four years..."

Su Jingluo seemed to be disgusted by the words "brother and brother", and yelled at Hou Yue: "Pervert! I know you are a pervert! If I were killed, I wouldn't share a dorm with you, no! You shouldn't come to school! Disgusting!"

Hou Yue was completely speechless. Whether he should come to school has a bullshit relationship with his liking for men and women. What is the decision? !

He was staring blankly when Su Jingluo suddenly grabbed something back and threw it at Hou Yue.

Hou Yue couldn't dodge in time, and was hit by something heavy on his collarbone, "Su Jingluo, are you fucking sick?!" What hit him was a big pure iron alarm clock, very heavy, Su Jingluo's treasure, this alarm clock should be Looking at his face, he tilted his upper body before hitting his collarbone.

Su Jingluo turned back and grabbed things again: "You are the only one who is sick! You will get AIDS! You..."

If Hou Yuezai is not angry, he is no longer human. He raised his foot and kicked Su Jingluo's hip. At the same time that Su Jingluo hit the desk, the door of the dormitory opened.

"Hou Yue!" Zuo You happened to see Hou Yue kicking someone.

Li Xiao is another roommate who is best with Su Jingluo, similar to the relationship between Hou Yue and Zuo You.

Li Xiao ran over to help Su Jingluo up, then turned to question Hou Yue: "If you have something to say, it's not appropriate to do it."

Hou Yue tilted his head and smiled: "You are so blind! I moved my feet! It's dirty to fight with him!"

Su Jingluo pushed Li Xiao away, grabbed the chair and was about to throw it on Hou Yue, Zuo You had already walked between the three of them, when the chair was lifted into the air by Su Jingluo, Zuo You reached out and grabbed a leg of the chair, the situation was deadlocked.

Zuo You grabbed the chair with one hand, and kicked the other chair close to Su Jingluo far away with the other: "Su Jingluo! Try smashing it!"

Su Jingluo's face was bruised on the bed leg, and a red mark was swollen. He shook his finger to Hou Yue: "He is a pervert, stay away from him, gay!"

Zuo You looked back at Hou Yue with his mouth half-opened in surprise.

Hou Yue was so cold that Zuo You maintained that his expression had just changed.

Facing Su Jingluo and Li Xiao's questioning and even insulting, he didn't care, but facing Zuo You's surprise, he didn't even dare to look straight in the face.

He took a deep breath, he really didn't want to fight with Zuo You, so he turned to leave.

But Zuo You didn't let him go, grabbed Hou Yue's arm and asked, "Why go?"

Hou Yue shook it for a while but didn't shake it off, and shouted at Zuo You: "Let go!"

Zuo You pulled him back to the position facing Su Jingluo and Li Xiao, and the four faced each other two by two.

Hou Yue sneered: "Why? Beat me up?"

Zuo You clicked his tongue, bumped him with an elbow, and said to Su Jingluo, "Apologize!"

Hou Yue was startled, and turned to look at Zuo You, Zuo You was very determined, with words written all over his face, "Don't apologize, I can't beat him to death!"

Just now, my heart sank as if filled with lead, and I was about to sink to the bottom of the sea. In a blink of an eye, it turned into a hydrogen balloon again, floating slowly and slowly rising into the blue sky.

Within a few seconds, Hou Yue experienced two extreme moods.

"Apologize?! Zuo You, are you stupid? Do you know what he was doing just now? He was watching gay movies! Pornographic movies!" Su Jingluo said while pointing to Hou Yue's nose.

As soon as Hou Yue raised his arm, he beat Su Jingluo back. Li Xiao supported Su Jingluo and asked Hou Yue, "Hou Yue, is what Su Jingluo said true?"

Hou Yue raised his eyebrows: "Yes!" He took out his mobile phone, unlocked it and roared to see a full-screen freeze frame of the video, and the riding posture of the two men was ecstasy.

Li Xiao's eyes were wider than Su Jingluo's, and his expression was more terrified than Su Jingluo's.

Zuo You reached out and grabbed Hou Yue's phone, clicked on the video to take a look, then exited the interface, returned the phone's lock screen to Hou Yue, and said casually: "That's right, pass me a copy later."

Hou Yue: "!!!" He was shocked and stunned!

Su Jingluo and Li Xiao were equally shocked and confused.

Zuo You first looked at Hou Yue, then at the two people opposite, raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile, "Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

Hou Yue also laughed when he realized it, lowered his head and yelled at the ground, "You idiot!" This method can undoubtedly balance the anger and disgust that the two people on the opposite side poured on him alone.

very good!He is not fighting alone!

Zuo You turned to look for something: "Where's my big bombing squid? You ate it all!" Those who eat alone can be dragged out and quartered!

Hou Yue saw that he was going to whip himself because of a dead squid, so he quickly turned around and dug out the still hot big squid from a pile of messy things and handed it to him.

Zuo You took it and took a big bite, pointing to Hou Yue's table: "Clean up, those who are afraid of being caught, those who are valuable, and those who don't want to be fed to the dogs will be taken away."

Li Xiao finally came to his senses: "You two! You two! You! That's enough..."

Zuo You returned his index finger and directly poked Li Xiao's forehead, making Li Xiao hoarse.

Hou Yue took down the backpack hanging by the bed, and was about to pack something, turned his head and squinted at the two people opposite him: "We're disgusting, aren't we perverted?" He said as he picked up the half-eaten squid and threw it directly To Li Xiao.

When Li Xiao dodged, the squid fell onto his pants.

Zuo You: "Damn! Fuck! I haven't had enough fucking! Leave him alone! Don't waste a waste of time! Stupid!"

Hou Yue picked up the paper to wipe his hands just now and threw it at Su Jingluo. He was deliberately disgusting the two of them, "Be careful~~Maybe you have AIDS~~"

This sentence made Li Xiao and Su Jingluo jump away, Zuo You bit the squid and trembled with a smile, and cursed while eating: "Dumb!"

Su Jingluo was so excited that he couldn't control himself. He stood close to the window sill. There was a row of small flower pots on the window sill. They were bought and raised when Hou Yue was injured last year. Su Jingluo seemed to lose control. He ran over and grabbed a flower pot with one hand. Seeing Zuo You and Hou Yue, they threw them over.

Zuo You was concentrating on eating, when the flower pot hit his shoulder, and he staggered from the hit.

Hou Yue was standing on the other side of Zuo You, and the flower pot fell on his leg.

This time, Hou Yue and Zuo You were both angry, and they used everything that could be used as fierceness in the melee in the dormitory. In fact, the hardest thing was the two potted flowers just now.

The four of them fought together, and the dormitory was smashed into a mess.

The dormitory manager led the school security to come quickly, pulled the four people away, asked about the situation, and then called the department leader.

The four were educated separately. When Hou Yue came out of the dean's office, it was already dark. Outside the office, Zuo You was fighting with a piece of beef jerky against the wall.

Hou Yue was very anxious. He hadn't arrived at the hospital after seven o'clock, so Liu Wu must be anxious too.

Seeing Hou Yue coming out, Zuo You gave him a piece of beef jerky from a long distance away.

Hou Yue took a bite and almost broke his front teeth: "Where is it made? It was dug out from the ground?"

Zuo You tore off a piece with all his might, and roared hysterically: "Let me show you the strength of a majestic man!"

Hou Yue covered his eyes, Zuo You was pretty good at fighting, but it didn't match the word majestic at all: "You are beef jerky, slender, don't brag about it!"

Zuo You: "What kind of money are you? Are you an idiot? Watching GV in the dormitory in broad daylight, how horny are you!"

Hou Yue held the beef jerky as a cigarette, and pointed at Zuo You with a slanted chin: "It's over? Hey, let me ask you, are you?"

Zuo You raised the corner of his mouth: "Isn't it a great feeling to find the same kind!"

Hou Yue wanted to slap him very much: "Even if you are fucking, you don't have to join in the fun with me, do you? Where's the brain?! Blind dick|what's the fun! Does the department head know?"

Zuo You waved his arm: "I know what's wrong, he can still fire me, no matter what age, if I'm sick, go to the fucking doctor!"

Hou Yue poked him angrily: "You are the most fucking sick!"

Zuo You clutched his stomach and rubbed his stomach: "Don't be blind | Ba po, I'm starving to death, I'll be trained by Lao Li, fuck it, there are honey cakes and a corn sausage on his table, Mad! Remember what he is pushing!"

Hou Yue laughed angrily. The two of them were in trouble together. Fortunately, Zhou Meng...

By the way, Zhou Meng!

"Zhou Meng..."

Zuo You's indifferent expression immediately disappeared, and he said a little dejectedly: "I don't know."

When Zhou Meng left, he said he would go home, but he hadn't contacted him for a long time.

Are all friends so vulnerable to temptation?

Hou Yue put Zuo You on [-] and galloped all the way to the military hospital.

When Liu Wu saw Hou Yue, he frowned first: "What's wrong with your face?"

The author has something to say:

Hey~ Bombing big squid! !I thought about it all night!