Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

In the center of the warm bedroom, there is a large bed more than two meters wide, with a bulging ball under the duvet.It moved 360° within a few minutes, and when the movement stopped, the fluffy duvet was kicked to the end of the bed with a "hula", and half of the quilt slumped to the floor.

The person lying in the middle of the bed was so angry that all four of them suddenly twitched, "Boom, boom..." Thumping on the bed, enough thrashing, he raised his hand and grabbed the bottom of the pajamas and took it off, and threw his hand on the bed. There was another "bang!"

Then the person bounced off the bed like a corpse, and the whole bedroom exploded with anger when he got up. If there was not a floor upstairs, the roof would have to be lifted.

Hou Yue was brutally 'murdered' while sleeping.

There is a kind of cold called 'Your mother thinks you are cold'. Jin City has municipal heating, and the upstairs and downstairs of their house are about 20 degrees. It is estimated that it snowed last night. His mother Liu Xianer turned on the air conditioner again in the middle of the night, and the air conditioner was 30 degrees. The warm wind was blowing against his bed.

Hou Yue pushed open the bedroom door and shouted downstairs: "Mom~~~ You turned on the air conditioner for me again!!!"

A clear voice came from downstairs: "Why are you howling early in the morning, can't you take the exam?"

"Master Fairy, why do you turn on the air conditioner? Why don't you put on a pair of long johns for me?"

The woman was wearing a bikini apron, and turned around to put a bowl of porridge at the dining table. Hou Yue became upset when he saw the apron. The mind of a middle-aged woman is really unpredictable.Last week, the cooking fairy was still curious about her pink and cute Hello Kitty cat apron, and this week she made a simple, crude, sexy and disturbing bikini apron.

Hou Yue thought to himself, if it wasn't for his own mother, she would have to be dragged out and beaten to death just because of her aesthetics.

As the name suggests, Liu Xian'er is in her fifties. Xian'er is terribly beautiful and has a good temper. Hou Yue probably followed his mother, "Wear warm pants when you go out, don't give me a cold."

Hou Yue was still angry when he got up, he frowned and sucked the porridge, his eyes were black with anger when he looked at the cold cucumber and cold dried eggs.

Liu Xian'er moved the two cold dishes in front of her and said, "After eating, help me take the chicken out for a walk."

Hou Yue refused rudely and simply: "No!"

Liu Xian'er was in a hurry to eat, swallowed a big mouthful of porridge, and pointed the tip of the chopsticks at the son opposite: "Hey! It's against you, isn't it, monkey boy won't fight for two days..."

Hou Yue hurriedly moved to avoid the tip of the fucking chopsticks. Based on his usual experience, he would definitely turn the chopsticks around in the next second and pull them up firmly, "Are you my real mother? Is that how you describe it?" Is it your own son?"

"Monkey boy, go steal the fun! If it wasn't for my own birth, I would have released you to the forest long ago, so go wherever you want!"

"My dad and I are so sorry for you. Let you, a high-level species, play with the two monkeys. How about it? You can go back to my grandma for a while, and I, a little monkey, will help you take care of the old monkey. Why? Like? Filial piety?" I really think that no one in this world can deal with such a domineering species like my mother, it must be impossible!His own mother is also a person with a mother, so the person who can cure his own mother is his own grandma.The old lady spoke in a calm and steady manner, and the spring breeze turned into rain. One sentence can be changed into [-] ways without repetition, and she chews it over and over again. After a long time, anyone can go crazy.

Liu Xian'er angrily shook her chopsticks into Parkinson's disease. After shaking for a while, she became angrier. Seeing Hou Yue take the last mouthful of porridge, she shouted, "Get out!"

As if being pardoned, Hou Yue quickly jumped up from his chair and ran upstairs, but as soon as his front foot stepped on the stairs, Liu Xian shouted again: "Walk the dog! If you dare to go upstairs, I will break your dog's legs!"

Hou Yue turned around in confusion and asked, "No, Mom, please explain more clearly, did you break the chicken's dog legs, or my long legs?"

Liu Xian'er was going to be annoyed to death: "Interrupt your long dog legs!"

Hou Yue thought to himself, dog legs are dog legs, anyway, it can still take up the word 'long'.I deliberately found a down jacket with a hood to wear, and took the chick for a walk.

At that time, he tried his best to prevent Liu Xian from giving such a weak name to a ferocious Erha, but he had no right at home.As soon as it was exported, it was suppressed by all parties.The old monkey in his family obeyed his wife's advice, and he was the number one dog leg. The only words to persuade his son were "Listen to your mother." "Your mother is right." "Your mother is right." "Your mother said No problem!" "Okay, just do as your mother tells you."

Hou Yue felt that his father might have obtained the true biography of his mother-in-law.Fortunately, he is still a profiteer, and he has become the mother-in-law's brainless fan.

The mad dog chick is supporting a dead Hou Yue, and the dog in front is behind the man, pulling a rope straight in the middle. Hou Yue is dragged by the mad dog chick the whole time to become a dead dog. There was a layer of frost on his face.

What hurt his son the most was that Liu Xian'er locked the door and went to work in a rage because she couldn't say no to her son because of a quarrel.

Hou Yue looked at the Erha chick under his feet. Erha, who had done all the urination and defecation, was in a good mood at this moment, pulling his white shoelaces, beaming with joy, and the dog was very happy.

Hou Yue looked at the sky speechlessly, and called his mother: "Comrade Liu Xian'er, just say that I was picked up from the mountains?"

The person on the other end of the phone laughed "giggle", laughed enough and said: "I'm driving, hang up and hang up, find a way to get in, don't be childish, our door is locked, don't we still have windows, hang up Bye-Bye!"

Holding the phone, Hou Yue thought to himself, who the hell is playing childish temper! ?

Kindergarten kids don't use such mentally retarded methods when they fight, okay?

The dog leash was untied, and the chickens were having fun all over the yard, as if they had been released after serving their sentence, and occasionally howled at the cat and wolf next door.

Hou Yue walked around the whole house, tried to push all the windows on the first floor, and finally pushed open the window of the storage room.He was just like a thief who burglarized a house during the day, embarrassed and angry.

Just then Zhou Meng called: "Hello! Are you awake?"

Hou Yue, who was dragged into a dead dog by a mad dog and tossed into briquettes by his own mother, spread out on the sofa, and didn't forget to say a few words: "Dad, I got up early, ate breakfast, and walked the dog. What the fuck? And went to the room."

Zhou Meng worshiped blindly: "Fuck! Monkey brother is mighty! You went to the room early in the morning to expose the tiles and activate the meridians and bones. You are the one who is talking about the fraud."

Hou Yue covered his eyes, pretending to be forceful, even if he was killed, he had to pretend to be dead: "Fart, hurry up, Dad, I want to change clothes and go out."

Zhou Meng: "After the exam in the afternoon, our dormitory and your dormitory will go to sing. The four of us are all in the car in the middle of the night. After eating and singing, we go straight to the train station in the middle of the night..."

Hou Yue suddenly widened his eyes, thinking to himself, his mother doesn't love him, his father doesn't protect him, and running away from home is a good match for him. Cat, please!"

Zhou Meng was shameless and his rank was unrivaled, so he immediately changed his words: "Hey, Dad, the night cat invites us to our dormitory, and you can pack the wine." The best night cat near the university town is only about 800 yuan, but eight It is estimated that a half-sized man can drink [-] yuan if he drinks alcohol.

Hou Yue would never recognize such an unambitious son: "Get out of here, go home and find your father, I will adopt you as my son when I have caused enough damage to my family." Yes, I am still a son of a gangster, so I have to work hard no matter what. It can be a disaster for the whole family.

Hang up the phone and write a letter to run away from home.Hou Yue eloquently explained the heinous crimes of the two gangsters, [-] crimes, each of which was a capital crime, each of which was enough to drag them out of the Meridian Gate.

After reading it after writing it, I was moved enough, and thought, with this literary talent, if he failed the advertisement copywriting in the afternoon, he would have to hang himself in front of the professional teacher's office.

Packed a few clothes, and took away the pocket money his father gave him. Hou Yue didn't count the pocket money, which was not too thin. At first glance, it was enough for him to spend a few days outside anyway.

No, it was wandering for a few days.

Everyone else in the dormitory is leaving, Zuo You won't leave if he wants to work part-time, he's been following Zuo Youlang for the past few days, he's been wandering.

The cramped small room was filled with babies crying "Wow..." From the first sound, it has not stopped.

Liu Wu turned over and covered his head with his military overcoat, but it was useless. The child's crying was too sharp, and it was heart-piercing, with a bone-piercing feeling.He rolled over and got out of bed, and he had already stuck to the door without stepping forward. He opened the door and looked out. He guessed that at this time, besides him, there should be only the children next door in this bungalow.

Finding the sound of crying, he pushed open the door of another room.

The almost transparent curtains barely blocked the midday sun.The child on the bed is Yao Wang's younger brother. He has lived here for four days and only saw Yao Wang taking care of the child by himself.

This bedroom is very clean, there is nothing in this room except for a quilt on the kang.

The crying child closed his eyes and howled desperately.Liu Wu didn't know how to hold a child, so he half-clamped the two-and-a-half-year-old child under his arm and went to the outside kitchen.

There was a bowl of rice porridge in the iron pot of the earthen stove. When the child saw the big porcelain bowl, he began to thump in his arms to get it down.This child was exceptionally thin like Yao Wang, and the two-and-a-half-year-old child looked a little over a year old.

Liu Wu squatted in front of the earthen stove, watching the child drink up a bowl of porridge for a few minutes while holding the bowl, choking and choking,...he was also a little hungry.

Yao Wang's house is indeed very clean and safe as he said. It is clean because there are no furniture and appliances that should be in this house. It is safe because his house is near Yaocun.

Behind the house is the bustling center of Yao Village, one kilometer away.One kilometer may seem like a short distance in a city, but in an empty village, there seems to be an annoying distance between one kilometer.

Because of this kilometer, Yao Wang's house was not included in the scope of demolition, and it will not be demolished in the future.

The front of the house extends to the foot of the continuous mountain, which is a field. At this time, it is a vast expanse of whiteness, and there is an illusion that the road is so long that it is impossible to reach the foot of the mountain.

This is why he later decided to live here. The desolation and desolation here gave him an excellent sense of security.

And he went from a potato chip promoter to a beer promoter.

Chinese New Year is coming soon, and the students are on vacation again.The scarce part-time promoters have become popular, so their wages have also doubled.

"Brother!" Before Yao Wang entered the hospital, he saw Liu Wu squatting in front of the earthen stove, "Did my brother disturb you?"

Liu Wu was squatting in front of the earthen stove, looking a little foolish, with a cigarette dangling from the corner of his mouth, but he didn't dare to light it, after all, there was a little Maotou by his side who started to lick the bowl after finishing the porridge.He turned his head to look at Yao Wang, this little boy was refreshing his combat power every day.The corner of his mouth twitched, and the cigarette almost fell into the ashes. With the cigarette between his index finger and middle finger, he pointed at the thing in Yao Wang's arms and asked, "This, what is it?" The colorful fabrics were in a mess.

Yao Wang put the things in his arms on the ground and said: "The curtains, I picked them up."

Liu Wu was dumbfounded: "..." His first thought when he saw these things was whether there were any infectious germs.But after Yao Wang saw it, his first thought should be whether it could be used again.After a pause, he asked, "Wash well."

Yao Wang carried the bowl-licking boy into the house, threw him on the kang, and when he came out, he dragged a large iron basin to wash the colorful fabrics.

Liu Wu couldn't sleep anymore. In the afternoon, he had to go to the KTV to set up promotional booths and booths. He leaned on the door frame and finished smoking a cigarette. He asked, "I'll help you."

Yao Wang's hands were flushed from the cold, but his face was sweating from busy work. He shook his head, gasped and said, "No, brother, go to bed. My brother won't make trouble when he's full. I'll call you when the time comes."

Liu Wu didn't move, he was not very curious, especially in the past few years, but he still couldn't help asking the question he had been thinking about for the past four days: "You, there is no adult in your family."

Yao Wang is not very old, ten years old, but much smaller than the average ten-year-old child, less than 1.2 meters, weighing only 40 catties. His red and black face and hands make people dare not take a second look.

He smiled awkwardly and mockingly, but he didn't hide it, and showed it in front of him very generously. Seeing this expression on the face of a ten-year-old child, Liu Wu felt distorted.

Yao Wang finished laughing and said: "There is a grandpa, the old one...he can't die, the old one is dead, my brother and I will have no house to live in."

Liu Wu pressed the cigarette against the brick wall. For a while, he couldn't accept a child describing his elders like that, and wrinkled his eyebrows and nose bridge.But after thinking about it, didn't he describe a person like this before, hated a person, hated him so much that he wanted to kill him with his own hands, but in the end he didn't do it...

"You live here, and you didn't meet my grandfather. You should be happy, as long as he is alive, he doesn't need to go home." Yao Wang put the washed cloth on the clothesline, his voice fluctuated from far away and nearer.

The clothesline was probably tied by Yao Wang himself, and the height of the tie was only a little higher than his height. As soon as the dripping fabric was put on it, the bottom edge immediately drooped to the ground and was stained with soil.Liu Wu stepped forward and untied the rope at one end, and tied it higher, a height that Yao Wang could reach by stepping on a bench.

"Use this rope to strangle that old immortal sooner or later..."

Liu Wu's hands that were knotting trembled. He stopped and turned to look at Yao Wang. He heard it clearly, and even felt afraid of the child. He didn't control his mouth and asked, "What did you say?"

Yao Wang didn't move a large basin of water, so he lifted the large basin to one side, and splashed all the water in the yard.

Liu Wu stood in the courtyard, looking at the sewage pouring out of the iron basin. The water splashed on the ground was diverted by the sediment and turned into streams of different lengths.Dirty water seeped into the soil, bubbling with earthy smells.He wondered if when he was Yao Wang's age, he was also daunting and fearful.

No matter how clean the water is, it can't wash away the dirt in people's hearts.

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