Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

The large stepped classroom was full of students. Hou Yue passed through the aisle with a cat waist, walked four or five steps and sat in the third row from the bottom.

"Huh~~ hey!" He took a deep breath after sitting down.

"At the breakfast table, where's the drink? Come on! Hand it over!" The boy next to Hou Yue was handsome and tender-faced. He spread his hand in front of Hou Yue, and patted his chest with the other hand, "Hey! Fuck! Old man Li took a look at me and swallowed the whole fried egg!"

Hou Yue patted his hand and said: "I was bitten by a snake, and the milk chocolate was swept away by the snake, Ma De!"

As soon as these words came out, the circle of people centered on him all looked at the center of the topic.

Originally, the two grasses in the department were sitting together, and the girl who was about to move was always looking for opportunities to catch up with her in a fair and honest way.As soon as Hou Yue's words came out, those who could hear what he said, and those who vaguely heard him but didn't know what he said, all looked at him and Zuo You beside him.

Zuo You stopped beating his chest, raised his hand to his forehead, gritted his teeth, looked at Hou Yue and said, "Can you please keep your voice down?"

When the old man Li on the podium glanced at him for a second time, Hou Yue obediently lay down on the table without saying a word, and ate the breakfast on the table first. There was no water or milk, and he almost choked to death.

After eating breakfast, I didn't forget about the bad things, so I moved in and complained in a low voice: "Yu! To be honest, I'm a kind person."

"Damn! Isn't your positioning of yourself a bit outrageous?"

Hou Yue lay down on the table and rolled his eyes, not accepting his roommate's baseless doubts, so he gave a brief account of his heroic deeds at the train station, and after the brief account, he did not forget to elevate his "excellent quality": "You just Say, is it noble?"

Zuo You looked at him with a look of 'please give up the rescue': "Would you like...to get you a Spider-Man costume?"

Hou Yue didn't react for a while, and asked in a daze, "Why!?"

"I'm afraid that you will go out through the window later, without a Spider-Man costume, you won't be able to shoot the spider web...ah!" Before he could finish speaking, he was kicked.

Hou Yue was so upset!In the second half of the class, I have been thinking about those eyes that can condense the air. What's more, these cold eyes turned out to be crescent eyes when I smiled. These two expressions appeared on the same face, it was a split personality like existence.

Brother Monkey is very dissatisfied!

But I couldn't stop the second half of the class, and kept replaying it in my brain.

She thought secretly, don't let him see this person again!Otherwise, I have to take off... His mask to see if he has a pig nose with two holes in the sky, and two rows of big buck teeth like cannons.

It's fine if you don't say thank you, and walk away with your mother's back behind your back, not letting you see your face.

How fucking ugly it is!

The person with the "pig nose, gun and buck teeth" wandered around the university town in the western suburbs for more than two hours before finding a suitable place to stay.

Kiln Village, as shown on the map, what is the name?Especially near the university town, is it really okay?

This village is much better than the village in the city where he settled a few days ago. At least the houses are fairly new, the business atmosphere is extremely strong, and the consumers are students.

The university town in the western suburbs of Jin City covers five universities, all of which are local and famous schools in North China, and the flow of people is no less than that of the city center of Jin City.The locals who run the surrounding businesses are half mixed with outsiders, and this small society of mixed fish and dragons is the most suitable for hiding.

"Handsome guy staying here? Come in and have a look, it's newly renovated, the room is clean..."

The peaked cap was turned upside down, and the chestnut hair on the edge of the cap was messy, and it felt fluffy when exposed to sunlight.The blue mask was pulled onto the tip of the nose due to the movement of the lips, and the tip of the nose seemed to be a little raised, so it was able to hook the edge of the mask to prevent the mask from slipping off.

"Are there multiple rooms?"

When the young female boss heard about the multi-person room, the corners of her mouth twitched disdainfully. She lost her enthusiasm and casually glanced at it and said, "There are ~~15 beds, 6 people per room, can't you live there?"

Those crescent eyes bent again, smiled at the boss and said, "Sister, can I do without a deposit?"

The boss snorted out of his nose as he was used to it, and asked, "What else do you have?"

The crescent eyes give people an illusion, as if they are incompatible with this kind of cold face, and after a short-lived, there are bland eyebrows and eyes. He said: "Only pay the rent." It means that there is no ID card.

The female boss turned around and walked up the iron-welded stairs to the second floor. Halfway there, she waved: "Come up! It's early in the morning, bad luck!"

15 a night, pay by the day, you can live without an ID card, as long as you pay.This village on the edge of the city is almost full of people like this.

The door of the six-person room was pushed halfway open. The hinges of the door probably hadn’t been oiled for several years. There was a long sound of “squeak~~yo~~” that made people’s teeth ache. The old men started to curse at the same time.

"Ji Li Niang!"

"Close the door! Don't go in or out!"

Jin naturally had to go in, and after two days of sleepless nights, his nerves were stretched to the limit.There was a curtain on the single bed, and the iron hook rubbed against the U-shaped iron pipe, "哧~啦~!" There was another annoying sound, and there were repeated curses in the room again, worse than when he pushed the door into the room.

With the shoes on, he pulled out the military coat from the bag and covered his body with the Lei Feng bag on his belly, the hat on his face, and within a few seconds of his head hitting the pillow, he fell into a light sleep.

He thought that he would sleep until he woke up early the next day, but he underestimated the prosperity of this village.

In the muddle, there are people fighting in my ears, children, women, and old people are entangled, quarreling and bickering.A little closer, it seemed that someone was playing cards, and there was a "slap" sound when the playing cards fell, even if he was in a daze, he could feel that the playing cards were thrown like a rainbow.

"Wang Zha! Fuck! Die you!"

"Brother Long coughed up medicine, awesome!"

"Wow!" In the six-person single room, the only single bed with a curtain opened suddenly, and the three men who were playing cards all looked over.

"Hey~! One boy, live!" A man said in a rough voice after shaking his three belts and one, and the other two who held their stinky feet began to laugh.

"Don't scare the child, it's just a student at first glance." Someone added after laughing.

The man with a rough voice threw a good hand of cards on the bed, and said to the young man who was packing clothes in his backpack, "Hey! What about you, where are you going?"

The young man didn't look up: "He's from the mountain city, come and play for two days."

"You're really a young man, what kind of mask do you wear in the house, why are you afraid of seeing him?"

"Severe cold, afraid of infection." The young man packed his bag and carried it on his back

As soon as he turned around, the three idle men who had nothing to chat about were all taken aback.

This temperament!This looks!It's not like a person who can live in such a place at all.

With his hands in his pockets, the young man stood more than one meter away from the three of them and asked, "Brother, do you know where I can get a certificate?"

"Certificate? What certificate?"

The young man took out the student ID card of a university in the mountain city from his pocket, and shook it in his hand: "Student ID card, the kind with a magnetic strip."

The gruff man said proudly: "Hey! That's it, it's everywhere. Yaocun is a counterfeit factory. Go out to the village. On the street near the school gate, every wall is covered with blood. There are a lot of them." He said while looking at the boy in front of him, and he didn't shy away from his looking at him, with a clear sense of inquiry.

Behind him, a man with mischievous eyebrows interjected: "Yes! It's everywhere, Princess Bao, Master Bao, his mother has everything, hahaha..."

The young man nodded his thanks, turned around and left the house without saying a word.

These three people didn't look like people who passed by here and settled down, but they seemed to be people who often wandered around, especially these people made no secret of their hooligan temperament, which was so natural that it could not be saved.

He thought, he is the same, he has been among these people all year round, and if things go on like this, he can't figure out why he wants to live like this.

The purpose of applying for a student ID card is to find some part-time jobs.

Most of his money is spent on the road.

Save enough, stay enough, and leave before you are found.

I found a few part-time jobs that were billed by the day, all of which needed to provide ID cards and health certificates, and finally called a flyer saying "Urgent, urgent, urgent!!! Recruiting for a part-time job in a supermarket, within 15 days...".

After a few brief conversations on the phone, the other party confirmed impatiently: "Can you come over tomorrow? I was a freshman before, but I was too tired and didn't want any money. It was agreed in advance that if I don’t work for 15 days, I won’t give you a penny.”

"Okay, it's fine tomorrow, I'll go directly to the supermarket or..."

The other party was impatient, and he didn't wait for anyone to finish his sentence: "Tomorrow can't be done. I said I will go to work tomorrow. If it's convenient for you, come to train now and get the promotional clothes."

"You send me the address, I'll go there now."

The phone was hung up too hastily, it was almost like the words on this side were lost, and the other side hung up immediately, followed by the 79 yuan old man's phone, which showed that there was a message coming in.

The first time he saw the person in charge of promotional activities, it reminded him of the curly-haired Dazhong with red earphones hanging around his neck. It was rare for him to smile when he saw someone for the first time. Forget about rushing.

The person in charge of the event was stunned for a second, and then he came back to his senses decisively. It was a joke. She has been doing events in the supermarket in the university town all year round. She has never seen any handsome men and beautiful women. She waved to the person at the door: "Come on! Come on first!" Fill out the form, ID card, student ID card?"

Sitting at the desk, I began to fill in the form, and said while writing, "I have a student ID card, but I lost it, and the replacement has not yet come out." After filling out the form, I handed over the student ID card I got just half an hour ago.

"Liu Wu, right? From Jinda, okay, let's do this first, go to the back room for training, find a suitable promotional suit and take it away, and leave me a deposit of fifty."

In a sudden change, Liu Wu, a third-year student at the School of Journalism, Jinshi University.

During the exam week in mid-January, all four people in the dormitory were gathered.It is rare for Hou Yue to go back to the dormitory. There are four people in the dormitory plus Zhou Meng in the dormitory next door.

Zhou Meng tucked his head into his collar as soon as he got out of the dormitory: "Will the owner of the chain shop be so moved that he died suddenly? It's a snowy day!"

Li Xiao is the shortest and thinnest person, and the one who is the least willing to go out: "Damn it! This fucking eats butter and mutton, and when I walk back, will the butter and mutton condense in my stomach?"

Hou Yue turned his head and asked Zuo You who was walking beside him: "You! How about changing the hot pot?"

As soon as Zhou Meng heard that the worst talker changed his tune, he quickly stepped forward and hugged Zuo You's neck, and said in agreement: "Yes, hot pot is so good. If you like spicy food, let's come to Jiugongge, and there will be more for each person. Four, and the remaining four are yours."

Zuo You bumped Zhou Meng with his elbow, then nodded with his eyes squinted in the wind and snow, then turned his head and asked Zhou Meng and Hou Yue, "Ask me what the hell! You four psychopaths discussed for a whole day, and it snowed a lot!" Eat barbecue every day, don't fucking lick your face and put the pot on my head."

Hou Yue treacherously pursed his lips and pointed at Xuedi Tongle. Zuo You was the youngest, not talkative, but his temper was not very good, so he was kind to him and Zhou Meng. He and Zhou Meng liked to tease this People who are underage, have fun.

Zhou Meng was mean, looking up to the sky and howling at the profuse snowflakes: "Oh! We, you, don't plan to take the blame today!"

Zuo You elbowed Zhou Meng again: "Fuck|Your uncle!"

Hou Yue jumped like a furry, pointed at Zuo You and Zhou Meng and shouted: "You are not allowed to fuck the uncle in the future, you have to fuck, fuck the second uncle!"

Zhou Meng's single-eyed eyelids widened curiously, but it wasn't really that big: "What's wrong? Aren't they all condolences to the uncle? How come you are condolences to the second uncle?"

Hou Yue thought that the matter of not having a fight might not be settled, so he decisively pulled out the posture of being invincible, and let's do it! "If you say no, you can't! I have a big daddy, who is my uncle..."

Hou Yue moved sharply, Zhou Meng jumped up and down to dodge, Zuo Youhou hid behind Zhou Meng smartly: "Your uncle is still your uncle, who the hell stole it from you!"

Zhou Meng was hit on the forehead by flying snowballs and sand, and it exploded. He rushed to hold Hou Yue and kicked his ass. Yes, Zuo You folded his arms and held his phone against the tree trunk to record the video. The sound of slaughtering pigs in the scuffle and his gloating "hahahahahahahahaha..." laughter were recorded together.

"Oops! One of the two grasses is a pill." The girl who passed by made a preliminary judgment on the twisted people, and saw the grass itself with sharp eyes.

"Wow! Rise up!"

Hou Yue sacrificed his body, and a "monkey stealing peaches" came, Zhou Meng screamed "嗤嗤嗤" as if he had been shocked by electricity, and ran away in a circle, holding his egg, like a big dog chasing the tip of its tail in circles.

Zuo You laughed so hard that he couldn't keep recording, turned off his phone, and pulled up Hou Yue and Li Xiao. Su Jingluo was recognized as a gentle man, seeing that he couldn't hold back others, he couldn't lose his gentleness, so he didn't reach out his hand, and stood in the snow to watch the battle, elegant Everyone wants someone to play him an ancient music.

Li Xiao was still sitting on the ground, gasping for breath: "After the fight, can we have dinner?"

Hou Yue's self-administered paper had already lost its shape, so he stretched out his hand to pick up Li Xiao, and took out his mobile phone as a mirror to take a picture.

After Zhou Meng chased the tip of his tail, he pointed at him and scolded: "Saobao! You are so beautiful!"

The two kept chasing and hitting the door of the mall.

The shopping mall is opposite the exit of the University City subway station, a small four-story commercial building.A group of people went to the top floor, there is no Jiugongge, only Haidilao.

Five boys ate hot pot, gobbled it up, and the wind was raging. Fortunately, there were two good-looking online pressing the table, otherwise it would be a horrible scene.

Zhou Meng was the tallest, at 1.9 meters, tall and strong. He stretched out his long arms, hugged Hou Yue and Zuo You, and walked towards the elevator: "Let's take a stroll around the supermarket on the first floor. I'll leave on the day after the exam. Let’s go and buy food for the road with me.”

Su Jingluo and Li Xiao stopped, looked at the three of them, Su Jingluo said: "We are going back first, you go."

The three of them didn't look back, they raised their arms and waved behind them.

After entering the supermarket, Zhou Meng began to sweep wildly, Zuo You pushed the cart for him, and he was responsible for throwing things into the cart.

Hou Yueju loves to fight with Zhou Meng, and saw him throw a bunch of snacks into the car, and said: "You can eat it in more than ten hours, you can't sit still."

Zhou Meng eats a lot, so he turned around and yelled at him: "Is it okay? You, I'm a sleeper, I'll eat while lying down!"

Hou Yue was worried and trying to play tricks, followed by Zhou Meng, who threw it in, and he took it out, and it was time to pay the bill. Zhou Meng looked back, and there were only two packs of instant noodles left in the car, which immediately exploded again.Looking back, there was only Zuo You with an innocent face left, and the other idiot ran away without waiting for him to turn around.

The idiot who ran away without a trace, was being dragged by the sales promotion girl to try it, he really lived so long that he never did it.

Try it?

Why do you want to try it, just buy it back and taste it, if you don’t, you’ll have it!

He raised his hand to stop the salesman who kept talking: "Stop! Which one? Bring me a box and buy it for you to rest for a while, take a rest, girl!"

The girl laughed when she heard that, how refreshing it is to see a handsome guy standing for a day, how can she let it go easily: "Handsome guy, I'm from the University of Technology, which school are you from?"

Hou Yue thought to himself, you're so tired, you're pushing sales, and you still don't forget to sell yourself. He said "um" and didn't answer. Girls have thin skins, so he didn't know how to refuse.

The salesman didn't take it seriously, and with a smile on his face, he took a four-pack of potato chips New Year's gift pack, which added Potato Chip Superman.The girl thought to herself, since I can't get your man, then I can only get your money, so she started to sell again: "Handsome guy, this is our New Year's gift package, don't you think this Potato Chip Superman is very cute, The brand doll is only included in the New Year’s gift package, so cute, just like you!” The girl smiled pinkly, “Hey? Where is our Potato Chip Superman? Scan the QR code on Potato Chip Superman’s stomach , when you pay the bill, you can get five yuan off immediately."

Hou Yue had a headache, and his brains were about to explode from the noise of the salesman. He had to admit that he was naturally not interested in girls of all styles, and this kind of enthusiasm was torture for him.He was about to leave with a big gift bag of potato chips, but the conscientious girl insisted on saving five yuan for him, and dragged him to scan the QR code.

The passionate girl almost made Hou Yue burst into tears.

The girl yelled at the tall boy surrounded by several girls on the other side of the promotional pile: "Fifth brother, here, the big gift bag scan code," she turned to look at Hou Yue after she shouted, "Our potato chip superman! Handsome, just like you, hehe!"

The big tall 'Potato Chip Superman' squeezed out from the crowd, sweating profusely, the hair on the temples on his forehead was wet with sweat, he lifted it up, his brows and eyes were light under his smooth forehead, his nose was slightly narrow, his nose bridge was straight, his lips were very pale, Sip impatiently.Turning around the pile of land, he looked up at the promoter who greeted him. He didn't want to take a look, and almost turned around and ran away.He was really startled, but there was no expression on his face, he was stunned and did not move forward, he was observing the boy two meters away.

Niu licks the big middle part of the curly hair. He will never admit that he is wrong. He hid in the car to avoid the black suit, and took the milk and Ferrero from the man.

He glanced at the surrounding environment from the corner of his eye. The two enemies were fighting on a narrow road with a width of one meter, which was really narrow enough!

Hou Yue lowered his head and took out his phone, wanting to scan the QR code. When he looked up, he saw the yellow Potato Chips standing more than two meters away from him. He tilted his head, pulled it impatiently and said, "Isn't it scanning the QR code? Potato Chips Is it out of gas or battery? Dare to take two more steps toward me?"

Yellow Potato Chips was half mentally frightened, and the co-author didn't remember him, so he suddenly laughed at himself, and expected that everyone in the world he remembered would remember him?delusion!

Potato Chip Jing really took two extra steps, stood in front of Hou Yue who was holding a mobile phone to scan the QR code, pointed to his bulging yellow belly with his bulging fat arm, and said, "Scan here!"

Hou Yue still looked impatient: "I know!"

Potato Chips stared at the impatient face that was pulling up to the sky, and the corner of his mouth curled up and said, "Screenshot the barcode, and you can get five yuan off when you pay the bill."

Hou Yue is going crazy, these promoters should be so persistent, the mobile phone signal is not good, and the loading circle is endless, so he looked up at Potato Chip Jing and said in a long voice: "Know~I know~!"

Potato Chips suddenly smiled, and the crescent eyes were fleeting.

Hou Yue was taken aback, opened his mouth, but said nothing. What he wanted to say just flashed through his mind, and he forgot it after the flash. "Ding~!" The barcode popped up on the phone screen, and then a baby voice said softly: "I don't want to stand on the street anymore, scan the code and support me!"

The corners of Hou Yue's eyes and mouth twitched, his scalp was numb from Lei, and he muttered in disbelief: "What!?"

Seeing him wanting to laugh, Potato Chips moaned the corners of his mouth several times, his face returned to calm, looked at Hou Yue, and repeated the promotional slogan in a strange way: "He said, 'I don't want to stand on the street anymore, you scan the QR code to raise Shall I?'," he finished, then turned around and coughed, "Do you understand?"

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