Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

Hou Yue carried a backpack, put his hands in his kangaroo pockets, and wore shorts that were too big. This time, he did not wear white shoes, but a pair of denim shoes.

The city found strictly according to 120 degrees east longitude and 36 degrees north latitude is a county-level city, not far from Qingshi, called Pingcheng.

Hou Yue glanced back at the not-so-majestic train station, feeling faintly agitated, with the excitement of a country romance about to be staged in his blood.

It's just... where is he going to find this person?

"Boy, do you want to take a taxi? Five yuan, from the east end to the west end..."

"Here comes a convertible, boy!"

Hou Yue was startled, and hurriedly followed the sound source to look for an open-top run. This not-so-powerful county town still has open-top running? !

A hot and blushing aunt saw Hou Yue looking back, grabbed him and pulled him to the side where her "convertible" was parked, and sold it while pulling: "Our convertible is cool and fast , Look at Auntie's feet, alas! You can see it, look! Look!"

Hou Yue was dragged sideways by the enthusiastic auntie, and when he saw the "open-top running" in the mouth of the auntie, his jaw almost fell to the ground.

Pingcheng’s specialty “Open Top Running” is commonly known as riding a donkey backwards. It is a three-wheeled cart. The top of the wheel is an iron frame covered with wooden boards. The slightly more luxurious “Open Top Running” will have a piece of bright red or green velvet on top of the wooden board. The cushions, the more luxurious ones, can blind the eyes of outsiders.

Boss Hou’s dog’s eyes are already blind at this time. The maroon velvet mat on the wooden board is like a hot soldering iron. The buttocks are already warm in the hot summer. Order cumin chili noodles and you can directly skewer them.

He raised his hand and pulled the swaying tassels on the top of his head. They were red and yellow, and he cheered happily while celebrating.There is a circle of iron rods hanging on the top of the head, no sunshade at all, purely for the sake of arrogance and hatred.

"Auntie, how far is the city center from the train station?" Hou Yue's cow's licking curly hair fluttered in the wind regularly with the bumps of the donkey, swaying left and right, as if echoing the red and yellow tassels on his head. Comparing who is more sloppy.

He was concentrating on paying attention to the road conditions. The aunt who was riding the "open top running" was shocked. The handbrake was a very thick iron rod. The aunt stretched out her hand skillfully and pulled it. The soles of the two shoes wiped the ground. The hand brake and the foot brake were all applied together, panting Heat said, "Baby! The train station is the center of the county seat. Where are you going?"

Hou Yue was speechless and helpless. It turned out that he had already been to the city center, no, it was the county center.

He bared his teeth and saw the beads of sweat rolling out of his aunt's thick hair. He took out his wallet and took out the money: "How much is it for Auntie? I'm here to play, come here, I'll take a stroll by myself."

The auntie clutched her sleeves, touched the beads of sweat and said, "Give me two yuan. Here, it's only five yuan from the east to the west. I kicked you a few times, and I won two yuan."

Hou Yue flipped through the money quickly, but there was no change, so he handed a five-yuan bill to his aunt, who pushed it back and said, "Forget it, forget it, don't waste your time, let's go, put the money away, and don't let anyone touch it."

Hou Yue was embarrassed. He rarely encountered such a thing, so he thought for a while and said, "Why don't you send me to the hotel?"

The aunt was amused, and asked: "Is the hotel right? You have to ride back when you come up. It's also near the train station. This is the county seat, but there are no hotels."

Hou Yue was curious and apprehensive. The place was small, so it was easy to find people, but the place was small, so naturally he didn't have what he wanted.

The hotel is a guest house, Hou Yue checked in and asked, "Is there anyone named Liu Wu checking in today?"

The front desk clerk was a little girl. She raised her eyes to look at Hou Yue. She had never seen such a foreign-looking and handsome person. She shyly replied according to the rules: "For the information of the guests, we..."

After Hou Yue finished speaking, he realized that he asked an idiot question, and quickly said: "I know! Is there a boy my age who lives here? Come over to play together, but I can't contact anyone on the way, so I will meet you at your house, and you will check the beauty."

Hou Yue's face is really suitable for all ages, no man or woman can stand it if he sincerely pleases anyone.

The little girl at the front desk smiled shyly, but she was not so unfamiliar. She told Hou Yue in a responsible manner: "No, my hostel is the best in the county. I have always been alone at the front desk. We don't accept guests at night. These few days The ones who came here were all elderly, about your age, and you were the only one this week. There was a couple the day before yesterday, and they looked like sixteen or seventeen..." The little girl was coaxed by Hou Yue's face, and she was careless. I sold all the information about the customers who stayed in my home this week.

Hou Yue's heart sank little by little, and he entered the room and sat at the end of the bed, not in the mood to look at the room he lived in.

The trajectory he guessed out of thin air could not capture the slightest trace of Liu Wuyi.

He thought, maybe at this time, Liu Wu might have already left here.

There was still only that one message on the phone, Hou Yue thought over and over again, copied and pasted the content of the message and sent it back.

【120°E/36°N】

After posting it, he regretted it. Why did he think that Liu Wu wanted him to come?

In the middle of the morning, Zuo You also said that he was annoying, maybe it was true that he was annoying?

He has never been so unconfident, nor has he been so hesitant because of one thing.

Self-esteem and desire may really not coexist, he thought.

The temperature in Pingcheng is five or six degrees higher than that in Jin City, and the air conditioner is not turned on. A double bed room of less than 10 square meters is hot and humid like a sauna when the sun is shining in the west at five or six in the evening.

With a towel and a piece of soap now, Hou Yue thinks he can take a bath.

Desire overcame his self-esteem, he got up, grabbed his backpack and threw it on his back, pulled out the key on the door and closed it.

He will measure every city with its latitude and longitude with his feet.

"Get out!" The little girl at the front desk greeted Hou Yue with a smile.

Hou Yue smiled, put his arm on the front desk and asked, "Is there a night market here?"

The little girl pointed in a direction with a curved finger: "Turn left when you go out, it's not a night market, we have a Weihe River here, and there are street stalls along the river, but they are not rare things, they are all hardware and daily necessities."

Hou Yue snapped his fingers at the girl, thanked her and left the door.

All his sensory nerves were not focused on appreciating this strange county town. From the moment he got out of the train station, Hou Yue began to look for familiar figures and backs in the crowd.

His eyes swept across all the men walking upright on the street like rays, and the three-point portrait would make him look twice more. He has not met anyone who is five-point similar.

"Hey!" Hou Yue was only focused on shooting people, and he was bumped by two people walking towards him before he went out the door for a few steps.

The man was too broad and strong, so he staggered when Hou Yue bumped into him. He reached out to support Hou Yue and said, "Sorry!"

Hou Yue gritted his teeth, his shoulders were still hurting, he turned his head to look at the people, and the two men had passed by.Looking from the back, it looked like two duplicate figures, he turned his head and continued walking towards the night market.

The two copied men stretched out their hands to summon a car from the side of the road. It was not a taxi, but a private car rarely seen in the county.

While the two were opening the door, the driver asked, "Is it done?"

One man nodded, and the other took out his mobile phone to make a call: "Boss, Boss [-] has come to Pingcheng."

Zhang Jun's voice came from the phone, loudly: "I see clearly!"

"It's him. Let's go to [-] before. I've seen him before. I won't admit my mistake."

Zhang Jun thought for a long time before opening his mouth: "...Tell Liu Wu, let the boss of Pingcheng watch over him, and the three of you withdraw!"

It is a lie for Zhang Jun to say that he does not want to punish Hou Yue. After all, he was once planted in the hands of a 19-year-old child, which can be described as a stain on him.It's just because of Liu Xian'er and Hou Tianjin, he has been pretending to be a grandson and acting like a little fugitive.

But on the other hand, he wanted to thank Hou Yue, because he provoked Hou Yue, whether it was Liu Xian'er or Hou Tianjin, they were chasing and blocking Qian Jiu and Li Guodong's way.

In the situation of "love and hate intertwined", now the person took the initiative to leave Jinshi and sent it to Liu Wu.

He was happy to see this scene in a poor country.

Hou Yue pretended to pick up a flat-topped pan from the stall, and the boss knew at a glance that the idiot in front of him was a foreigner, and he smiled and fooled him: "Young man, good eyesight, this is our Pingcheng specialty - Pingcheng pan, Let me tell you that you will never see such a good thing in your big cities, see if the bottom of the pot is flat, and see if the arc is beautiful..."

Hou Yue got a toothache when he heard that, grinning and hurting each other with the boss: "Uncle, do you have a specialty in Pingcheng called open-top running?"

The boss patted his thigh, and the fool gave a thumbs up without a draft: "Young man knows the goods, come to our Pingcheng, if you don't take a convertible for a run, all your work will be in vain! That's enough, your life is complete!"

Hou Yue sighed: "Uncle, it's really thanks to your eloquence that you set up a stall."

The boss grinned, with big yellow teeth, and pulled a plastic bag to put the flat-topped pot for Hou Yue.

Hou Yue grabbed the handle of the pot: "Eh? Uncle, I haven't said to buy it yet?"

Boss: "If you don't buy it, you'll watch me cook for a long time!"

Hou Yue took the pot and twirled the handle in his hand, playing tricks like a thief, "No, is your pot a big girl with yellow flowers? Can't you see it or touch it?"

The boss sat down on the mat, and pointed his index finger towards the sky: "It's really true! Pingcheng's special product - Teboping pan, do you want it?"

Hou Yue was amused by the boss. He took the pot purely to pretend, because he always felt that someone was following him behind him. From the east to the west of the county, from south to north, he wandered around the county for more than three hours, but he couldn't find it again. Someone followed him, and he was too good.

He didn't know which movie he watched to see people through the reflection of the bottom of the pan. Anyway, he didn't see the people behind him from the pan, a specialty of Pingcheng.

"Uncle, is your pot strong?" Instead of cooking, it's okay to fight in the head office!Then follow, a pan to shoot Feiya!

When the boss heard Hou Yue let go, he stood up with his big yellow teeth bared, and opened the bag to fill the pot again, "Strong, strong, haven't you seen the red wolf in the cartoon calling his husband? They all came from me." Pot, Tebo is strong, if you don’t believe me, go home and try it!”

Hou Yue thought to himself, now he wants to call him old... daughter-in-law!I paid the bill and bought a flat-top pot for 20 yuan, which was a specialty of Pingcheng.

Handsome from head to toe, the handsome monkey brother who has no friends, fell into the mortal world without the golden cudgel, and ostentatiously carried a frying pan in the market regardless of his image.

This scene simply captivates the hearts of thousands of girls by the Weihe River!

After ten o'clock, there are fewer people and fewer cars on the street, and even open-top running is off work.

In this case, the people following him had nowhere to hide.

Hou Yue prayed that the person behind him was Liu Wu.

But he was afraid that it was Liu Wu, he didn't know what to say when they met.

"Hello! What a coincidence!" Coincidentally, your second uncle in the backcountry!

"I'm here to find you..." It's so fucking girlish!

Hou Yue walked towards the guest house while thinking, completely ignoring the possibility of getting lost.

When I passed the same road for the second time, I finally woke up belatedly.

Just as he was standing in a familiar place, thinking about how to get there, his mouth was suddenly covered, and his whole body was dragged backwards vigorously.

"Hmm... %￥#@&" Hou Yue immediately threw out the frying pan.

But when he saw that the hand covering him was covered with large and small, long and short scars, the pan that he had slapped from top to bottom changed direction in his hand.

"Hmm! Damn!" The person who was hit on the shoulder by the edge of the frying pan let out a painful groan.

Hou Yue was dragged close to the pitch-black alley. The alley was not so dark that he couldn't see his fingers, but it was only enough to see the outline of the object.

When the hand around his waist and the hand covering his mouth were relaxed at the same time, the frying pan that had just fallen was swung up and hit the thigh of the person behind him.

"Ah! There is no end!"

"Will you say hello?"

The author has something to say:

The late ones have no reputation at all, right?

ε=(?ο｀*))) alas

I really don't have time to fish recently, so I apologize!