Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

From the cool and early summer staring to the midsummer heat, Hou Yue never saw Liu Wu in the back streets and alleys, making phone calls or squatting on the wall in the middle of the night with a split personality.

Occasionally, Liu Wu would just smoke one or a few cigarettes in the narrow alleys after [-] closed.

After the summer vacation, Hou Yue stayed at [-] almost every day, and occasionally went to grandma and big dad to check his presence.

During the summer vacation, the number of tourists on the Ancient Culture Street is increasing day by day. As the only commercial street in the Ancient Culture Street, whether it is a large or small store, a bar or a cafe, there is almost a 24-hour passenger flow.

At 6 o'clock in the morning, there are [-] people including the boss and the janitor in the office with less than [-] square meters of work area in the bar.

Xiaoer took out the IQ of a profiteer, and sat opposite Hou Yue with a cowhide notebook in one hand and a pen in the other: "Boss, I see that milk tea shop at the end of the street is full every day, and sometimes there are two fights because of jumping in line, look—— Do we want it?"

Xiaosi's eyes lit up and he snapped his fingers: "Add milk tea items!"

Hou Yue supported his head with his thumb and forefinger, looking as if he wanted to bite them to death, "Then did you go with the compassion to save the common people, or did you go with the intention of messing with me..."

Zuo You took a deep breath and said, "The business of the Meiguan is also good, and there is a sign of 'The room is full' every day at the door, or..."

The bartender is a girl born in the 90s, with a small braid. When she heard this, she flicked her braids and was unhappy: "You guys are a bit promising, Meiguan, what is milk tea? If you want to make it, do you dare to make a big one?"

Hou Yue could use his toenails to think that this aunt was also rushing to set up a pornographic stall, so he raised his hand and made a gesture of please.

Jiumei raised her delicate eyebrows and smiled, her small white teeth gleaming lewdly: "How about the 'good family' in Xinjie? The young master and princess are called one..."

"Crack!" Boss Hou was angry.

Liu Wu glanced at Hou Yue with a smile.

The janitor shrank his neck, ordered a few waiters and said, "You guys!"

Hou Yue took two deep breaths and asked, "Have you finished letting all the crap go?"

After farting, everyone nodded.

Hou Yue threw the purchase list on the table, and asked: "For these items, go and find out which ones are on the list, and those who avoid bad streets are on the list, and the rest are on the list, Jiumei!"

Jiumei directly made a green bamboo from a boneless chicken fillet, and she still didn't forget to show off her cuteness for the time being, turning her face at a 45° angle to wink at Hou Yue.

Hou Yue narrowed his eyes, and mercilessly blocked it back: "I don't want to save your literary accomplishment. It is said that you are a girl who has read three hundred Tang poems anyway. Why don't we use the Xinhua dictionary to read it?" Leaving a few meters away into Jiumei's arms, "No, I just want to ask what is 'Jing Yesi'? What is 'Jiangnan Chun'? What is 'Book Huai'? Are you sure it's not Shuhuan?"

Jiumei, the bartender, opened her mouth and closed it again, with a painful expression of "You don't understand me, I'm so sad!" written all over her face.

But Boss Hou turned a blind eye to it, and asked very puzzled: "Will I see 'Yiping' or all members of Qing Shen Yu Meng Meng on the wine list in a few days?"

Zuo You pursed his lips and shrugged his shoulders, and was directly beaten to death by Jiumei's elbow.

At that time, Xiao Er tried to force her to die but failed to get Jiumei to change the name of the special drink. As expected, the bear man had to be tortured by a monkey!

Hou Yue felt that he shouldn't say that about a girl, but he couldn't hold back when he looked at the foreign-style English names of other people's bars, and then at his own three hundred Tang poems and the rainy army.

Seeing that no one was talking, Hou Yue raised his hand and scratched his eyebrows and said, "Change it, girl! Change it, summer work clothes, I'll buy you a skirt!"

Jiumei's heartbreak is like her literary accomplishment, it comes and goes quickly, the blood returns in a second, and her eyes shine brightly at Hou Yue.

Boss Hou has his own isolation shield for creatures of all genders and females. No matter how much he winks, it's like meat buns fed to dogs, and there will be no return.

Liu Wu twitched his lips and asked, "Do you have all the work clothes?"

These days, every time Hou Yue looked at Liu Wu, he wanted to ask hard-heartedly, but face to face, looking at him like this, he didn't want to ask anymore after chatting. Many times, he felt that he was too serious, even too hypocritical.

He nodded: "Refer to the style of the peers, don't make me feel nondescript!"

The second child made sure of it and patted his chest: "I'm good at this. I go to school and I study fashion design."

Everyone was surprised, as if they had found a flaw, they began to talk about their majors in college.

Xiao Si smiled innocently: "I was studying aquatic product farming at that time."

Everyone: "Wow! Groove!"

Jiumei waved her hand, not provocative enough: "I studied law, specializing in criminal law."

Everyone: "Damn!"

Resident singer Zuo You: "The Department of Journalism-Advertising, unfortunately, is still in the same class as the boss."

Everyone: "Oh~~~So that's it!"

Hou Yue couldn't take it anymore and got up to leave, but everyone turned to look at Liu Wu.

In the recent period, he has restrained himself from digging out Liu Wu's personal information, but besides him, there are also a group of curious babies, which is hard to say.

Curious babies chattered: "Fifth Brother, what do you major in?"

"Tell me~~~"

"Don't be shy! You don't know how to learn obstetrics and gynecology nursing?"

"Ah!! Could it be, the funeral profession? This profession is very popular recently."

Hou Yue sat back on the chair with great interest, touched his chin and looked at Liu Wu.Liu Wu was much calmer than he thought, and he was able to calm down all the guesses and laughed it off.

"I haven't been to school for a few days."

This sentence is too informative!

The room suddenly became quiet, and Hou Yue got up to break the silence. He couldn't see Liu Wu's embarrassment, and he could even feel that this person said that on purpose.

Zuo You followed Hou Yue out, and said in a low voice, "Fifth brother is an awesome male whore, he lives so fucking freely."

Hou Yue thought to himself, who said otherwise?

If he didn't have extra thoughts on this person, he should also be envious of a man like Liu Wu who can go as soon as he wants.

But he didn't envy him, for the last few nights when he stared at her like a fool, he even felt a little disgusted.

I am disgusted with myself who is secretly spying on others, and I am disgusted with Liu Wu who lives recklessly.

It's just this enigmatic man, isn't he the one who fascinates him?

Therefore, he is not the only one who is sick, so what is he afraid of!

Hou Yue had just let go of his heart, and once he returned to his nest, he was hit by natural disasters again!

After several days of rain, the mansion leaked, and the water leaked from the roof made most of the sofa of his "son" Xiao En the sheep damp.

Hou Yue hurriedly moved the sofa away, but couldn't find any pots, so he could only find a few big soup bowls and put them in the living room to catch the leak.

After tossing, call Liu Hong.This western-style building needs to be inspected and repaired every year. This year he took it over and hasn't repaired it yet. Liu Hong is also an uncle, so he doesn't care about it at all. The junior is responsible for the repairs these years.

"Erya! Erya!"

It was just after nine o'clock, it was raining outside, there were no customers in the store, only Xiao Si on the first floor.

Xiaosi heard the boss call Xiaoer, pointed back to the locker room and said, "Second brother is in the locker room, and said that he has to go to see the goods for changing clothes."

Hou Yue went straight to the locker room, shouting as he walked, "Ah, the roof is leaking, my son Xiao En is flooded, hurry up and ask someone to repair the roof!"

The door of the locker room was "hula" pushed open by Hou Yue, and there were two single folding beds in the room, the wardrobe door was open, and there was no one in the room.

"Ah! Where is it?"

As soon as Hou Yue finished speaking, the bathroom door opened.

With a towel on his head, Liu Wu came out wearing only a pair of knee-length loose pants. He walked to the closet and said, "Xiao Er just left with the delivery truck, you..." Liu Wu looked up and saw the startled Hou Yue, He looked down at his attire, and said to himself, what are you wearing?No problem!

He opened his mouth to ask, "What's wrong?"

Hou Yue suddenly grinned, very cunningly, and asked, "Are you free?"

This time Liu Wu was taken aback, pressed the back of his head with one hand, and said firmly, "Well, cool off! You..."

Hou Yue waved his hands, looked like he was in a hurry to leave, turned half of his body, and then turned back: "It's okay, we'll talk about it when he comes back." As he spoke, he glanced at Liu Wu's vacant place, raised his eyebrows and smiled, with the corners of his eyes and the ends of his brows twitching. Provocative, "It's not that big!"

I am most afraid of the sudden quietness of the air!

After Hou Yue finished speaking, he really wanted to slap himself.

Liu Wu was calmer than him, and let out a chuckle from his nasal cavity.The hand that was wiping the hair dropped the elastic band of the big pants and pulled it down, looked into the big pants very naturally, then looked up at Hou Yue and said, "It's okay! Do you want Bibi?"

Hou Yue was already out of his wits when he hooked his fingers to the elastic band to pull down his pants. He didn't expect that his more than ten years of Taoism would be so shattered.

The eyes are full of abdominal hair that is not too thick when someone bends down to look down, the abdominal muscles tighten and extend downwards, and the meandering turns are not too thick! ! !

Liu Wu let go, the loose elastic belt rebounded and hit the skin, making a muffled "bang"

There was a smile on the corner of his mouth, his eyes became more and more curved, he deliberately took two steps in front of Hou Yue, stretched out his hand, and snapped his fingers, "Boom!"

The crisp and pleasant sound, like soul summoning magic, immediately brought Hou Yue back to his senses, focusing his eyes to see the shirtless man standing in front of him.The rational line of defense is the same as the crispy skin sandwiched in the pancake fruit early in the morning. After one bite, the mouth is full of slag, and the teeth and cheeks are fragrant. I want to have another bite!

He subconsciously wanted to take a step back, but, in this way, he was discouraged!

At this time, I am scared, and I will know the difference immediately!

Hold!What are you thinking! ?

Boss Hou's thoughts wandered more than the hairs on someone's abs.

There was a fishy-sweet taste in his throat, Hou Yue didn't realize that something was wrong, he opened his mouth, but said nothing.

Liu Wu looked up inch by inch from his crotch, without hiding his inquiring eyes, which he didn't even notice.

Hou Yue forced himself not to swallow.The seemingly unwavering gaze swept across the water droplets on Liu Wu's body, undulating and cruising along with the shape of his muscles.

"Better?"

"Sister than you! I'm afraid to scare you to death!"

After Hou Yue finished speaking harshly, he turned and left the room.

Liu Wu stretched out his hand unconsciously, but he didn't know what he was doing. In the end, he only grabbed the door that bounced back. He grabbed the door with one hand, and the other hand hung heavily on his side, shaking, his fingertips gradually cooled from the heat just now.

Let me ask, who wouldn't want to give birth to Xiang Yang?

Is he so impatient?

Xiao Si watched the boss rushing to the locker room, and within a minute he rushed out like being chased by a ghost. A gust of wind blew in front of his eyes, and when he looked up, the boss was already in the middle of the stairs, seeing Hou Yue's face clearly, Xiao Si was startled He shouted: "Ah! Old, boss! Your face!"

Hou Yue also felt his face was hot, he turned his head and gave Xiaosi a look: "Shut up!"

Xiao Si immediately covered his mouth, made a pair of scissors with his other hand, and poked his nostril.

Hou Yue raised his hand to touch his nostrils, the tentacles were warm and sticky, and he looked in front of his eyes, "Damn! Groove!"

nosebleed!

he!Nosebleed!

A gust of wind blew, and Hou Yue returned to the house with two nosebleeds, the door closed behind him with a bang, and he didn't care that his son Xiao En was soaked by the rain when he entered the house, he went directly to the mirror to admire his nosebleed. handsome face.

The nosebleed quickly crossed the peak of the lips and flowed into the mouth. Hou Yue spat out "咟咲咱", washed his face, slapped his forehead, and washed his nose

When I close my eyes, it's still the same scene.

After repeating this several times, the nosebleeds kept coming and going, and my thoughts went back and forth...

Boss Hou is anemic!

It took nearly 10 minutes to stop the nosebleed. Except for the blood-red eyeballs, the rest of the pale face was white, which was very morbidly beautiful!

"Dangdangdang!"

Feeling weak all over, Hou Yue stepped on his slippers to open the door. As soon as the door opened, Liu Wuhao stood outside the door leisurely and asked, "Do you want me to help you..."

Hou Yue was crazy. The nosebleed that had just stopped was about to come down. How dare this person come up and ask if he could help him?

Help him jerk off!

Hou Yue took a step forward, pushed both palms on Liu Wu's shoulders, and shouted "Get lost!"

Liu Wu was pushed so defenseless, he fell backwards and hit the guardrail on the second floor, and when the door slammed shut, his eyes quickly swept over Hou Yue.

What did he notice with sharp eyes? !

Inside the door, Hou Yue looked down, clenched his fists bitterly, closed his eyes, and thought, if you force him again, he will transform!

Liu Wu put his hands behind the guardrail in the posture of bumping into the guardrail, lowered his head and smiled and said, "Boss, what are you thinking?"

Across the door, one was standing angrily against the door, and the other was leaning on the railing and looking at the door.

"Kangdang!" Hou Yue kicked the door in the house and shouted angrily, "There's nothing to do! Get out and fix the roof!"

The author has something to say:

Sorry for being late!

Consciously squat in the corner for a while!