Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

The roar of the car is like howling, and the driver feels grievances when he hears it.

On the semi-circular driveway, after the car drifted through the corner, the nearest garage braked sharply, the rear end of the car visibly tilted up, and the tires rubbed against the ground with a "stab" sound, turning the clean concrete floor into a cloud of dust the point.

"Bang!" The car was on fire, and the people in the car were even more angry, and the door barely fell off.

Hou Yue was holding the key to open the door, but as soon as he touched the keyhole, he heard creaking noises in the room.He turned his head and looked at the building next to him. There was a teenage boy in that house who was being repaired every day, and he was also screaming.

But, no, the voice came from his house, and... it was the old monkey screaming!

Hou Yue forgot his psychological depression for a moment, and hurriedly opened the door to enter the house. How come he and the old monkey are also the same species. At this time, how can we watch the excitement!

The door opened and closed, and Hou Yue's eyes followed the two middle-aged and elderly people who were running around using the living room as a field.

These two people add up to exactly 110 years old, why can't they think about doing such strenuous exercise?

Hou Yue couldn't understand, so he simply leaned against the shoe cabinet by the door and watched quietly for a while.

Holding the feather duster inherited from Hou Yue's grandma, Liu Xian'er was chasing the old monkey to beat him, shouting while beating, "Didn't you slap me in the face? You have a problem with the quality inspection! If you can handle it, why don't you?" You are on the list, how do you agree with me! Ah!"

One of the old monkey's slippers escaped, and he jumped neatly from the coffee table to the sofa. He was completely worthy of his surname, and he could be called dexterous, "Wife, I really don't know what went wrong, oh! Wife, you have to give me time Go back and check, ah! Aww! Son, little monkey bastard, save your father quickly, if you don’t do anything, you will become a child without a father!"

When Liu Xian'er heard the unlucky words, she became even more angry, chicken feathers flew all over the sky, and she quickly passed on, "A child without a father, right? That's fine! I will help you, a profiteer who knows the law and broke the law!"

Hou Yue finally understood what was going on. He co-operated with Lao Hou, a profiteer, to commit crimes against his wife. It was still a quality inspection problem, and he slapped Liu Xianer, the deputy director of the General Administration of Quality Supervision, Inspection and Quarantine, in the face.Going home and being served with a feather duster, it is obvious that decades of husband and wife relationship saved the old monkey's life.

Quality inspection!

Hou Yue immediately stood up straight and shouted loudly: "Stop!"

Liu Xian'er twitched, yelled and panted tiredly, shifted the feather duster to her left hand, turned her head and said aggressively: "I don't have time to fix you now, go back to the house and wait, I can't leave the house unless called!"

The old monkey stood on the sofa and rubbed his calf, winking at Hou Yue non-stop.

Hou Yue took off his shoes, and said slowly: "Okay! Your husband is more important than your son. I'll go back to the house. When you finish cleaning up the old ones, don't forget me, the little one. I also have a shameless profiteer who knows the law , when you find time to eliminate harm for the people, remember to summon me."

The more Hou Yue said, the more pitiful he became, with his head downcast, his back arched, and his two long arms dangling in front of him, looking like a bullied and abandoned dog.

Both Liu Xian'er and Lao Hou were taken aback for a moment, they didn't understand, what happened to their son who usually would not bow his head to sell his cowardice?

Was pierced by the soul?

No, this is someone else's child, right?

Liu Xian'er slapped the feather duster on the sofa, making the old monkey tremble.

Liu Xian pointed at Hou Yue with his almost bald feather duster: "Come back! You're so weird, explain it before you leave."

Hou Yue really didn't dare to go there, so he sat down on the spot, pretended to sigh meaningfully while sitting on the stairs, and put on a pensive look of 'where should we start'.

Liu Xian'er was short-tempered, Hou Yue was sitting on the stairs, she lifted her feet up the stairs, and the old monkey saw that her son was about to finish, so he hurriedly followed.

Liu Xian poked Hou Yue's shoulder with a stick: "Monkey boy, why don't you tell me something tonight, I..."

Before Liu Xian'er finished speaking, Hou Yue leaned forward without warning, and hugged his mother's thigh directly.When asking for help, one must have the correct attitude, which was taught by his own father, Lao Hou.

"Mom~!"

When Liu Xian'er was dumbfounded by her son's "Mom" sound of grievance, Hou Yue winked at the old monkey from an angle she could not see.

The old monkey played with his upper body for a second, and "Ku Tom" squatted on the steps. Because he was too fat, it was no different from kneeling, "Small it! Smashed it!"

Hou Yue was called out by these two extremely exaggerated and dramatic "smashing", and he didn't want to act anymore.

The old monkey's voice was full of emotion: "Son, who bullied you? Tell your mother to make the decision for you!"

Hou Yue winked at the old monkey again.

Liu Xian'er regained consciousness, pushed Hou Yue's head away, and said annoyed and worried: "Little monkey boy, don't you cause me trouble again? Speak well and let go!"

Hou Yue withdrew his hand quickly, raised his head and said seriously: "Mom! I really didn't cause trouble this time. Just now, an hour ago, your son almost let the stinky hooligan sleep!" From the bottom of his heart, his parents who have raised him for nearly 20 years can definitely see that this is not a joke.

Therefore, both Liu Xian'er and Lao Hou's faces were white.Usually, no matter how much the two play with their son, the son is still a baby bump for the two who marry late and have children.

That is the legendary 'protecting the calf'.

Liu Xian'er had just finished getting angry with the old monkey, and was fired by her son again. She was in a mess mentally, with too much emotional contrast between the front and the back. She couldn't control her emotions for a while, her body wobbled and almost fell down the stairs.

Hou Yue reacted quickly, raised his hand and tugged Liu Xian'er's arm first, then led the person downstairs and walked downstairs: "Mom, I was wrong! Mom, I'm fine, I'm just exaggerating. Look, I'm fine!"

Liu Xian'er sat back on the sofa dully, turned to look at Hou Yue and asked, "Who? Which bastard, ah!" She suddenly raised her voice and said 'ah', which made Hou Yue tremble.

"A barkeeper..."

"Let you go to school well, don't do this mess, the wings haven't grown hard yet, it's good now! Get up! I'm going to unload that bastard..."

"Wife! Wife! Listen to him and rush over with such a rage, what can you solve?" The old monkey pushed Liu Xian'er back on the sofa, "The other party also runs a bar?"

Hou Yue nodded and said, "I want to buy a set of second-hand equipment from him."

The old monkey slapped his thigh: "When you buy equipment, you buy equipment. What kind of second-hand ones do you buy?"

Liu Xian'er finally regained her senses and yelled at the old monkey, "Don't talk nonsense! Why did you go so early!"

Before Hou Yue picked up Liu Hong's bar, the two of them were stuck with money and let their son toss about it by themselves. They wanted Hou Yue to quit before he knew the difficulties, and think about work after finishing college.But both of them also understand that their son has been spoiled for a long time, and has been spoiled by heaven since he was a child.His own sense of superiority, family environment, and growth environment did not teach Hou Yue what is to be afraid of, what is to retreat in spite of difficulties.

After much calculation, I never expected this kind of thing to happen. Liu Xian'er folded her arms and leaned back on the sofa, gasping for air. The old monkey sighed, put his hand on Hou Yue's body, and asked, "Where did you get hurt?" ?”

Hou Yue pulled the old monkey's hand down, shook it, and put it on Liu Xian'er's arm, beckoning him to coax his wife.

There was no danger, so he told it from beginning to end.

The old monkey's brow was sweating, angry and anxious, but he was slow-tempered, and asked: "Save that boy of yours, and call home later, thank you very much."

Liu Xian'er, a strong woman, never cried in Hou Yue's impression. The last time he saw her was when his elementary school grandfather passed away.

What a crime he has committed!Scared the fairy to tears!

Hou Yue stretched out his hand to grab Liu Xian'er's hand, but was whipped, grabbed again, and whipped again, repeated several times, Liu Xian'er may be tired, or may have passed away.

Hou Yue hugged the strong woman, and said comfortingly, "Your son is a lucky baby. The blessings brought out from the mother's womb are probably enough for me to last a lifetime. Don't cry. If you cry again, the old monkey will love his little wife more..."

The old monkey was hit by the pot for no reason and didn't respond, so he asked his wife, "Are you coming, or should I come?"

Liu Xian'er was full of aura in an instant, stood up from the sofa in a "bass", gritted her teeth and said "I'm coming!", and then took the car keys to go out.

The old monkey followed up and asked, "Daughter-in-law is fine tomorrow, but today..."

Liu Xian'er turned her head and glared at him: "I can't make it through tonight, or I will die at home, my mother!"

Hou Yue frantically went to the hanger to get the coat and handed it to the fairy who was about to kill, and finally asked knowingly: "Mom, it's so late, why are you going?"

The door opened, and a gust of fairy air was blown into the room by the wind, covering the two monkeys inside the door.

Following Liu Xian'er's resounding "Serve the people!" The door closed in front of the two monkeys with a bang.

Hou Yue raised his eyebrows, curled the corners of his mouth, and almost whistled.

But the old monkey didn't give him this chance, he turned around and hugged his cub, caressing and teaching him.

Hou Yue didn't go to bed until one o'clock. It was almost dawn, and he wanted to get up and call Liu Xian'er. He was afraid that his own mother would start a storm and cripple her.

As a result, as soon as he opened his eyes, he was so scared that he was not scared to death. The old monkey was at the bedside, just like watching a terminally ill patient. Don't even want to go out, our big fairy is full of firepower, and the burning bar street is screaming! I called me twice in one night and asked me to watch you. You ran away, and we finished playing together."

Hou Yue only thought about how to eliminate harm for the people, and cheered up his heart, but he forgot that there would be aftershocks after the earthquake.

This time, Laohou didn't need to treat him as a terminal patient, he felt that he was a terminal patient who didn't need to be rescued.

OMG!

One month!

He still needs to find someone!

No, he wants to run away from home, right!Use actions to resist the suppression of love.

As it turns out, older is no better bird.

Hou Yue was locked up until after the May Day holiday, a full two weeks, half a month.

On the days when there are classes, Zuo You and Zhou Meng will send him lecture videos.On days when there is no class, these two people are also very 'interesting' to send him videos of traveling with their companions, eating, karaoke, playing billiards, etc.

With such a bad friend, why worry about not being crazy!

There are also benefits of being at home, such as gaining weight.

Having gained three and a half catties in half a month, Hou Yuesheng had nothing to love, lying on the sofa with tears streaming down his face, staring straight at the ceiling with emotionless eyes.

Liu Xian'er finally felt that the abuse of her son had achieved results, so she opened the door and let the dogs go.

Hou Yuehe was overjoyed to receive the amnesty of the world, as if he was about to be released from prison, he rushed upstairs in a hurry, packed a lot of clothes, and planned to live at home this year until today.

After returning to school, the first thing Zhou Meng said when he saw Hou Yue was: "Fuck! It's round! Come on, roll around and have a look."

Hou Yue belonged to the type of person who grows his face first when he grows flesh. He carried his bag and started beating Zhou Meng.

Zhou Meng whispered while running: "Being locked up at home, no one beat you, it hurts you to death, right? Come on, come on! Let my brother ravage|ravage|ravage|ravage you!"

Zuo You waited for the two of them to finish fighting each other, and they both lost their prizes. He also finished his bottle of soda, grabbed Hou Yue and asked, "Usually you go to the house to uncover the tiles, and you will be locked up for three or two days at most, what did you do this time? Molesting a beautiful girl..."

When Hou Yue heard the word molesting, his face darkened reflexively: "If my mother really molested a beautiful girl, I will probably be forced by my mother to worship the world with her. The key is..."

Zhou Meng/Zuo You: "...what is it?"

It's not that Hou Yue didn't have any worries, he was afraid of telling the truth, Zhou Meng and Zuo You misunderstood him and thought he was gay, that's why he was molested by an old hooligan gay.

In fact, he really is, but he doesn't want to confess, he doesn't know whether the friendship at this stage can stand this kind of test.

As he grew up, he also made two good friends, Zhou Meng and Zuo You, very good friends, friends he didn't want to lose.

He thought for so long that Zhou Meng and Zuo You had already eaten grilled sausage and drank soda at the entrance of the supermarket.

Zhou Meng: "Guess why?"

Zuo You: "This monkey wants to save face. Fortunately, he is wearing pants, otherwise he would definitely be able to see the red monkey's butt."

Zhou Meng nodded, then shook his head again: "Isn't the monkey's butt always red?"

Zuo You waved his index finger: "This monkey is not that monkey."

Zhou Meng didn't understand, so he asked the pensive monkey directly: "Eh? Yue! Is your butt red?"

As soon as these words came out, especially when there were three handsome men standing together in front of the supermarket where people were coming and going, a monkey suddenly jumped out in the next second and went straight to Zhou Meng's door.

"Damn it! I asked you if your butt was red, and I didn't ask you to take off your pants!"

The three of them fought all the way to the football field, and they all sat on the ground when they were tired.

Hou Yue had vented enough, and the energy he had held back for more than half a month, which was useless, fell on Zhou Meng and Zuo You. The three sweaty faces, shining in the early summer sun, were extraordinarily handsome.

In the end, he didn't say why he was locked up for half a month. Luckily, Zhou Meng and Zuo You didn't ask.This made Hou Yue feel a little guilty because he failed to be honest with his friends.

After school in the afternoon, Hou Yue and Zuo You went to [-] together.

On [-], there was Xiao Er, the waiter left behind by Liu Hong, and even without Hou Yue, a legitimate boss, the business would continue as usual.

The car stopped in front of the bar, Hou Yue jumped out of the car and jumped a few times on the spot.He has a sense of freshness and freshness every day, and he is happy and satisfied wherever he goes.

Zuo You looked at him with pity, Hou Yue knew that he looked like the second fool, raised his hand and pointed at Zuo You: "Hold back!"

Zuo You spread his hands, as if saying, "You are the boss, you are amazing!"

The two went up the steps one after the other. Hou Yue touched the handle of the door which he hadn't touched for half a month.

"Excuse me, is this place recruiting people?"

Zuo You first turned his head to look at the person who spoke, this person... looks familiar, how have you seen him before?

Hou Yue held the doorknob with one hand, using a bit too much strength, his four joints turned white, he looked back unhurriedly, in fact he didn't need to look back, he knew who this person was just by the sound alone.

Made!

Hou Yue pushed the door and went in. Due to the force of the push, the door bounced back and almost knocked off Zuo You's front teeth.

Zuo You quickly stepped back, turned around and smiled coquettishly at the person standing under the steps, and said, "Come in and sit down!"

The author has something to say:

The second one is here.

good night!