Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

Hou Yue stood on the steps in front of the door and waited quietly for the two people who were about to be sent to the door, holding the big red two kicks in one hand, and holding a lit cigarette in the other.

The familiar Volkswagen Phaeton drove in from the gate of the community, raised and lowered the pole, and after ten seconds, the car slowly drove into the parking space in front of the small villa.

At the same time as the car window was lowered, Liu Xian'er poked her head out of the car and shouted, "Monkey boy, how dare you still..."

Hou Yue gave Liu Xian'er a cute smile, took a puff of the cigarette, and saw the timing, the cigarette butt met the cannonball, and a second later: "呵... ping! ping!"

The second kicker was thrown down the steps, less than two meters away from the car, and the second kicker bombed twice with infinite power, directly blowing up the three cars parked in the yard and calling the police. It was even more lively than the firecrackers on New Year's Eve.

Before Liu Xian'er and Lao Hou got out of the car, Hou Yue quickly grabbed another second kicker, lit it, and threw it into the snowdrift closest to the car door.

The firecracker fell into the snowdrift, the first sound was muffled, and the second sound directly blasted the loose snowdrift into the sky.

Snowflakes scattered on Liu Xian'er's freshly coiled head. Angrily, Liu Xian'er ignored her image and went to beat Hou Yue with the bag she just bought for the New Year.

The old monkey licked the snow on his head twice, angry and wanted to laugh, cursing "bear child", but his eyes were full of the smile of a bear child.While having fun, he watched his wife beat his son in the first year of junior high school, and from time to time gave two pertinent comments: "Yes, hit the buttocks, face, oops! Don't hit the face, how grown-up, spanking the ass, the thighs are fine too, eh! good!"

The entrance door of the small villa on the second floor opened, and an old lady with gray hair, leaning on a four-clawed walking stick, scolded on the steps: "I know how to beat children, I'll show you what you can, monkey, run to grandma!"

Hou Yue jumped up and down all over the yard, and when the door opened, the gray-haired old lady stood in front of the door, like a bodhisattva shining with golden light to save all living beings.

After getting a bag on his buttocks, Hou Yue resolutely hid behind the old lady.

Liu Xian'er put one hand on her hip, pointed at Hou Yue with the other, and said to her mother, "You're just spoiling him, he's lawless, and you're so talented with a firecracker in your hand! Why don't you light an explosive|drug bag!"

When the old lady heard that Hou Yue was lighting the firecracker with her hands, she turned her head and gave Hou Yue a loving look. With wrinkled hands, she wiped off the sweat from her face and said, "Just you, you and your uncle will be together I owe your mother to clean up like this," the old lady said to Hou Yue, then turned to her girl and said, "Okay, I'll beat you too. People teach children behind closed doors. How are you? Running in the yard may not be able to hit him a few times, and a community will see you two jumping up and down, and I don't know who can stand it!"

Liu Xian'er almost lost her temper.

Four people, two in front and two behind, entered the house and closed the door to teach the children.Liu Xian'er scolded her son, and the old lady scolded the girl and uncle, but no one took advantage of it anyway.

Anyway, Hou Yue thought so.

Hou Yue has been wandering away for half a month since he ran away from home and hasn't returned yet.Zuo You returned to Tang City in the afternoon of New Year's Eve, he really had no choice but to come to his grandma's house.

He really coveted to grandma's house!

Liu Xian'er took out a dozen of papers from her bag and handed them to the old lady, saying, "Look at the good things your son and your grandson have done together, don't say I can cure either of them, I can't control either of them! One of them doesn't get married. Going to school until 35, escaping marriage and giving him a chance to escape, look, the bar is sold," he said, leaving a card on the coffee table, "I don't want the card anymore, I'm trying to beat you to death !"

The old lady put on reading glasses and flipped through the contract. Party A wrote the name of his son Liu Hong, why did Party B write the name of his grandson Hou Yue?

The old lady lowered her eyes, looking at Hou Yue from the edge of the frame with piercing eyes.

In front of the old lady, Hou Yue smiled cleverly. The old lady sighed and said impatiently, "My dear grandson, tell grandma, what's going on?"

The good grandson Hou Yue turned around and sat facing the old lady, with one leg crossed on the sofa and the other stretched out under the coffee table.Liu Xian'er disliked his ignorant appearance, and kicked Hou Yue's calf with the tip of his leather shoe.

Hou Yue shrank his legs and didn't look at Liu Xian'er. He looked at his grandma and said, "My uncle threatened me." He opened his mouth and sold the people who were not at home first. People, as long as I can understand him, I will say that he has no heart." After the sale, the person scolded him again, "Why can't my grandma understand him? Right, grandma?"

The old lady was flattered, Zhou Zheng couldn't hold back his expression, he nodded Hou Yue's nose with a smile, and said sternly, "Be serious!"

Hou Yue straightened his waist in a serious manner: "Grandma, my uncle said that grandpa used to talk about endless learning. Is it because my uncle is talking nonsense?"

Liu Xian'er was peeling pistachios, when she heard this, she raised her head and gave Hou Yue a white look, then at the old lady.

The drooping corners of the old lady's mouth slowly climbed up into a smile, she nodded and said, "No nonsense, your grandpa is a nerd, he hasn't read enough in his life, your uncle followed him, hey!"

Hou Yue made an exaggerated expression of sudden realization: "It turns out that they are all in the same line,...then I did the right thing?"

The old lady's stern face is not scary, but it is not a foolish look either.

Hou Yue pursed his lips and looked pitiful: "Grandma, I don't know whether marriage is important or not, but I know that happiness is very important."

The old lady's warm palm brushed Hou Yue's right eye, moved her hand back, raised the tip of her ear, and leaned closer and said: "Your mother said you are a monkey boy, you are really not wronged! Little monkey boy, Give me the gardenias and move them to the greenhouse."

This is with permission! ?

Hou Yue jumped up from the sofa, holding a large pot of gardenias and followed the old lady into the greenhouse.

Liu Xian'er knew this kind of result. When the old one meets the young one, there is not much chance of winning. At most, both sides will suffer.

The old monkey patted his daughter-in-law on the shoulder, shook his arms again and said, "If you don't tie it, don't worry about it. We were already in our thirties when we got married. Look at how smart your son is..."

Liu Xian'er shook off the old monkey and said angrily: "When you have a headache, he wears a pair of pants with his uncle now, can't you see the trend?"

The old monkey "thumped" mentally, thinking that if the little monkey cub was not married and had a baby at 35, he would not be as good-tempered as the old lady.Thinking of this, the old man suddenly got up, walked towards the greenhouse, and shouted as he walked: "Comrade Monkey, we need to talk, let's have an in-depth discussion, dare you?"

Hou Yue was abandoned by his own mother and father for half a month, no matter whether he asked or not, even if it was the first day of the new year, when everyone was trying to please his father, he didn't want to give face to his father, so he directly refused: "I'm sorry! Don't dare, I'm cowardly!"

The old monkey choked so hard that he was about to have a heart attack, and his wife wasn't here, so he calmed down and said, "Son, do you want to take over the shop that your uncle left behind?"

Hou Yue: "Already accepted."

Old monkey: "..." I want to hit the monkey.

Hou Yue glanced at his grandma who was concentrating on tending the flowers and plants, walked up to the old monkey and stood still, and said somewhat helplessly, "The funds are a little tight now, Comrade Lao Hou will give you a chance to earn some private money..."

Comrade Old Monkey turned his head to find his wife, and sold his son while walking: "Xian'er, your son is short of money to open a store and is raising funds. Do you have any ideas?"

Liu Xian'er was cooking in the kitchen with her sister-in-law who had been here earlier.

The biggest joy of the two couples is to play with their son when they have nothing to do. Hearing that Hou Yue has no money to open a shop, he said with a smile: "I'm a real mother, so it's not appropriate not to help. I'll take [-] cents to share with you and tell him that he doesn't need to look for it. "

Hou Yue picked up his trousers and squatted beside the old lady, burying his own mother: "Grandma, listen, your eldest daughter is often bullying and domineering, why didn't she inherit your knowledge, reason, tenderness and consideration? You have been a good-quality woman in your life. Gene!"

The old lady used to enjoy herself, and when the younger generation coaxed her, she was also happy to coax Hou Yue: "Your mother is a bit off track, but fortunately my grandson has my true inheritance."

Hou Yue slapped his knees and immediately recognized: "That's right! You're right!"

The next step for like-minded people is to encourage them to join the group, "Grandma, um, do you want to earn some pocket money?"

The old lady cultivated the root of the flower and asked unhurriedly, "Little monkey, tell grandma the truth what you paid for your uncle's shop?"

Hou Yue was a little guilty. After all, helping Liu Hong run away was nothing but a fuss, but the old lady wanted to hug her grandson, but she had been thinking about it for many years. Since Liu Hong went to college, and now all postdoctoral fellows have graduated, Before I expected it, I ran away with him again.

"That's my New Year's money since I was a child. My mother saves it for me every year and puts it in a card. I gave the card to my uncle."

The old lady sighed, and pinched the tip of Hou Yue's ear again in perplexity. Hou Yue pretended to scream, as if he had been stepped on the tip of his tail.

The old lady thumped him on the back, and Hou Yue stopped. The old lady said thoughtfully: "Every year, your eldest father gives you a lot, you are so willing! Liu Hong is unreliable, and you are the same. Neither of you Don't worry about it,... I'll make it up for you, monkey boy, a bunch of monkey spirits!"

After getting the financial support, the next step is to get the relationship support, which is to use his big daddy.

The whole family had a lively reunion dinner in the first grade of junior high school.After the old lady took a nap, Hou Yue took away the key of the Phaeton, left the key of the old monkey's little wife, and slipped away alone.

Before Liu Hong left, he found a decoration team, and the bar made slight changes according to Hou Yue's idea, and it was almost completed soon.There was a waiter before the bar, who was an old man who Liu Hong had used for several years. Hou Yue kept him.

Liu Hong's bar was called 'Lover' before. Every time Hou Yue saw the name, he wanted to walk around it. Just like his uncle, the name was just like the person, the same sour, the same profane, and the profane ones had no tonality.

Therefore, the top priority is that before the bar opens, he needs to give the bar a name that is even slightly more tonality than the name 'Lover'.

The car turned around the street where the bar was located, and a familiar figure was reflected in the floor-to-ceiling windows of McDonald's. Hou Yue was taken aback, then changed lanes and parked the car on the side of the street.He took a closer look, and he really knew her, and he was so damn familiar that he was dying.

On the afternoon of the first day of the new year, Zuo You actually sat alone at McDonald's eating a hamburger!

Hou Yue took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Zuo You: "Where is it? The renovation of my bar will be handed over soon, come and have a look when you have time."

The person in the floor-to-ceiling window picked up the phone, typed, and quickly and concisely replied to Hou Yue with one word "OK"

Hou Yue started the car and drove towards the bar. After the car stopped in front of the bar, he sent the address to Zuo You.

He thought to himself, this is really a mysterious classmate!

oh!There is also a mysterious salesman... who is also a senior from the same department!

Yao Wang's house is facing the rolling hills, and it always feels like a long way to the past, and it takes a long, long time to reach the foot of the hill.

Liu Wu held the small coffin under one arm, and led Yao Wang with the other. After walking for less than an hour, he arrived at a poplar forest at the foot of the mountain.

The trees are thick and tall, forming a circle, and in the middle of the woods is the burial circle that Yaocun still uses today.

The soil bags are big and small, new and old.

Yao Wang was insane all the way, crying and laughing, talking non-stop.Liu Wu was digging a hole, and Yao Wang was sitting next to the small coffin, holding the coffin in his arms, as if he had endless heartfelt words.

The child is small, the coffin is small, the pit is not too deep, and the area it occupies is pitifully small.

All of this was done by Liu Wu alone. Yao Wang started to cry when he saw it, but he didn't make a fuss about not letting him be buried.

The hanging clear was inserted in the soil, the paper money was burned, and only two sticks of incense were allowed to be burned. This is what the grandfather who made the coffin told Liu Wu, and since he remembered it, he did so.

Everything is fine, but no one kowtows.

Liu Wu stood behind Yao Wang and said, "Would you like to stay for a while?"

Yao Wang cried quietly, sobbing softly, but there were many tears, big teardrops rolled down in strings, and soon became streams, and the front of the torn padded jacket was soaked in large areas.

Liu Wu didn't try to coax or persuade him. A person who is sad means that the person's feelings are not yet numb.

He lit a cigarette and drank it. In the tomb circle surrounded by poplar trees, there was a strong smell of paper ashes and a rotten smell. Even if the northwest wind kept blowing, this smell seemed to be endless.

After smoking the third cigarette, Yao Wang got up, and walked back dully.

Liu Wu threw away the disabled shovel, the bag, and the unused incense... When they came, they walked forward with heavy loads, and when they left, he thought that neither he nor Yao Wang should take any unused things with them. s things.

Halfway through the return journey, Liu Wu looked back, and the mountain was still clear, but the poplar forest at the foot of the mountain was blurred.On the huge mountain, the poplar forest is getting smaller and smaller.

This way, Yao Wang didn't use him to drag and lead, and walked back to the bungalow alone. He didn't turn his head and stand facing the mountain until he entered the courtyard.

Liu Wu entered the courtyard and saw the quick-frozen dumplings hanging on the brick wall, and then remembered that today is the first day of the New Year.

He actually came up with the idea of ​​'so today is the first day of junior high school', and he wanted to laugh, it was ridiculous.

Yao Wang just stood in the yard like a sculpture for a long time, the wind dried away the tears, and his originally red and black face seemed to be coated with a layer of fine salt.

Liu Wu cooked the bag of dumplings, but in fact he was not hungry, nor could he eat any more.But I always feel that such a day passes in sorrow and sorrow. As time goes by, this day seems to become more sorrowful and sorrowful.

He can walk away, stop and go in the past few years, walking away seems to be light.

But what about Yao Wang?

Two people, each holding a bowl of dumplings, stood in the courtyard with Mianshan.

The hot air rose from the dumplings and splashed on people's faces, blinding their eyes.

"Let's eat! It's the first day of the junior high school today." After Liu Wu finished speaking, he picked one out of his mouth.

Yao Wang blinked, tears fell on the dumplings, and he and Liu Wuyi ate a dumpling one after the other.

After swallowing the dumplings whole, Yao Wang said: "My brother has never eaten dumplings. When my mother was alive, he was young and only ate my mother's milk. My mother is gone, so I can only give him porridge."

Liu Wu also swallowed the second dumpling whole. The skin was not broken, and the whole dumpling supported the esophagus and fell into the stomach. After a few seconds, there was a burning sensation in the stomach. God, it’s a good day for reincarnation, you have to taste the dumplings for him, and you have to see for him how good and bad the world is, and you have to do things for him that he has never done before, do you know?"

After Liu Wu said so, Yao Wang directly took two dumplings into his mouth, chewed them earnestly with puffed cheeks, and after swallowing, he turned to look at Liu Wu and said, "Brother, these dumplings are really delicious, my brother will definitely eat them." I like to eat, do you have any more?"

Liu Wu only ate three, and Yao Wang ate the rest.Not half an hour after eating, he was spat out under the wall again.

Yao Wang squatted at the base of the wall, and spit out all the dumplings he ate, some chewed, some whole, and bloody saliva.

Liu Wu squatted behind him for a while, and suddenly heard Yao Wang laughing and saying, "I'm sorry, brother, my brother doesn't seem to like this stuffed dumpling."

Liu Wu didn't turn his eyes away from the puddle of vomit. He guessed that Yao Wang must have been beaten up by his grandfather yesterday. He paused and comforted him and said, "It's okay, let's try another one."

Yao Wang leaned against the wall and stood up, looked up at Liu Wu, the hostility in his eyes before, and the stubbornness in his body were gone, this helpless look was like a child, he seemed to be deliberating how to speak, and it took a while before he was serious He said: "Brother, I don't have any money to pay you back now, or... you should sell me."

Liu Wu closed his eyes and didn't look at him. He raised his hand and squeezed the space between his brows. He was probably stimulated by Yao Wang's bastard grandpa. Now that he heard the words 'sell the child for whom', he had the conditioned reflex to pump his fists and palpitations.

He bent down, looked at Yao Wang with a serious expression, and said, "No one can sell you, and...no one in this world is for circulation, neither you nor I," he said halfway, After realizing it later, Yao Wang might not understand, so he changed the subject, "Can I go to a relative's house? I can take you there."

Yao Wang lowered his head and smiled at the ground, shook his head and said, "No, if there was, I would have taken my brother and left."

Liu Wu pointed to the one-story house not far away and asked, "Where's his house?" It was the home of the middle-aged men and women who "persuaded a fight" yesterday.

Yao Wang took a look, and his eyes became vaguely angry again: "Don't go!"

Liu Wu was having a headache, and asked in confirmation, "Did the Seven Cripple hit your man at the subway entrance?"

Yao Wang nodded and said, "Yes, the old man owes money to the seven cripples."

This is simply a big|trouble!

The old man is here, and the seven-crime can ask the old man for debts. When the old man is arrested, the seven-crime will only ask Yao Wang for debts in the future, and without thinking about it, he will definitely take Yao Wang back to do something to pay off the debt.

Liu Wu couldn't think of a way, and he was helpless. He went to KTV to promote beer at night, but he didn't dare to leave Yao Wang alone at home.

He thought, he might have found a big|trouble for himself.

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