Ten meters to the bedroom [Jian San]

If it was in the past, You Qi must have touched his twitching little heart and accused He He of not knowing how to be diligent and thrifty in housekeeping, how good it would be to give him the money to buy oranges!But today he was not in the mood to tease him—because he misunderstood that he was a girl, so he treated him so well. On the contrary, if Hehe knew that he was not a girl, he would take it back.

Because he is a man, he is not worthy of such tenderness.

Maybe You Qi is a bit extreme in thinking this way, but You Qi has seen too many negative examples. I will not mention the examples of those who found out that the opponent was a woman and a man, turned against each other, and killed them over and over again until they retired and transferred to the district. Let’s say that one of his best friends in high school, after confessing to the boy he likes, was first beaten by the other party and stayed in the hospital for three months. , was ridiculed by relatives, and finally had to drop out of school and leave his hometown to work.

As long as you recall that at the farewell station, only You Qi was alone as a farewell farewell for his friend, You Qi can't help but feel a little sad for his friend.

"Because we're different, we don't deserve to be treated fairly."

How powerless to say.

This is also one of the reasons why You Qi has been hiding her sexual orientation until today. Making a choice different from most people is destined to be regarded as a different kind.

The phone was vibrating, but You Qi didn't have the strength to spare, his head was resting on the table, and his arms were hanging down weakly. Before today, You Qi was more or less lucky—even if the love in He He's heart is just a bonded relationship, if He He If you don't dislike being in love with a man, then is there a slight possibility that you will like him?

It seems really hahaha now.

He He always thought he was a soft girl with a voice changer on, and he liked your grandma's legs!Gay guys just wash up and sleep, where so many gay guys are having fun with you!

What?Break straight man?

Young man, why do you hate yourself so much? !

Just when You Qi was lamenting the fate of his life, he suddenly heard that the fan of the computer did not turn. You Qi sat up and looked, it seemed that the power was cut off?

This is a poor school, the electricity and water are cut off at every turn, so there is no SEI. When the snow is falling, there is not even a taxi at the door. There are so many times every day that You Qi will feel pain because of the water in his head when he applied for the exam. scold myself.

It's really bad to have a feeling about life after a long time, and then caught up with the power outage.

Someone came out of the Hehe dormitory next door, and then there was a knock on the door of his own dormitory. You Qi pierced the door with his eyes, remained indifferent, and silently recited the three-character Heart Sutra in his heart: I am not here, I am not here, I am not here, I am not here, I am not here...

However, within ten seconds, the door was pushed open, You Qi petrified in place, and saw Xifeng come in with a big smile on his face, "Oh, I said you are in the dormitory, come here, the power is out Let's fight the landlord!"

You Qi scolded himself why he didn't develop the habit of locking the door casually, and forced a smile, "I'm not very good at playing Doudi Zhu, you should go find someone else."

Xifeng shook her head inscrutablely, and strode over to Layuqi's wrist, "There is no one else here, and there is no one on the entire floor who is willing to play poker with Hehe. It's just you. Don't you two have a good relationship?" , especially that fur ball of Zila, who seems to like you very much."

So Xifeng dragged You Qi to the next bedroom without giving You Qi a chance to refuse again. Seeing You Qi coming over, He He, who was stroking Zila, was obviously stunned for a moment, and then changed into another A harmless smile.

"I didn't expect you to really give him face."

"Well... I'm not very good at playing. After a few games, you won't want to play with me."

You Qi's eyes were erratic, and he turned his eyes around several times but couldn't find a suitable place to place them. Fortunately, Zila jumped from He He's arms to the ground and walked to You Qi's feet in a considerate manner, "meowing" non-stop, as if calling You Qi hugged him.

You Qi finally found his position, that is Master Zila's human cushion.

The furnishing of the dormitory in this school is confusing. It is obvious that there are only two beds in the room where four beds can be accommodated. It is obvious that the bed and the table can be opened separately, but they have a bed and a table, and then put them in the vacant space. Got a sofa.

Today, You Qi finally understands the real purpose of this sofa.

That is playing poker.

Everyone understands the rules of Doudizhu, so there is no need to talk nonsense. The three of them silently draw cards, play cards, pay, and collect money.

After three rounds, Xifeng finally couldn't help but said: "You know why the whole floor is unwilling to play poker with him, right? It can suffocate you to death!"

You Qi smiled, and said in his heart that it was just what I wanted, just play a few rounds quietly like this and everything will be fine!

Hehe does not comment, and continues to fight the landlord in silent mode.

As a landlord, Xifeng lost again, and took out his mobile phone mutteringly, "Let me tell you, you have to have a bit of music in Fighting the Landlord, otherwise there is no feeling! If there is no feeling, there will be no atmosphere! There will be no atmosphere Just be happy!"

You Qi obviously saw He He's eyebrows move, pursed his lips slightly, and glanced at Xi Feng, without stopping.

This kind of action gave Xifeng even more encouragement. After taking out the phone, he quickly turned on the player and started playing songs.

A familiar melody penetrated into You Qi's ears, his ears went numb, and the hands that grabbed the cards trembled. Zi La meowed and changed her posture, and rushed her butt towards Xi Feng.

Hehe shook his head helplessly, and sighed hopelessly.

Because what Xifeng played was the magical BGM of Doudizhu.

It also comes with sound effects of "no call", "three points", and "grabbing the landlord".

You Qi glanced at He He with a complicated heart, and it happened that He He was also looking at him, so the two of them looked at each other affectionately across Xifeng with the Doudi Zhu BGM.

He smiled harmoniously, "Do you know why the whole floor is unwilling to play poker with him?"

"understood……"

The time of Fighting the Landlords passed quickly, and it became dark in a blink of an eye. Hehe lost the most, Xifeng didn't lose or win, so it was a balance of payments. On the contrary, You Qi blushed so black that he made a lot of money. The mood also brightened up.

So I don't feel so awkward looking at harmony, although it's still not very happy.

After You Qi returned to the dormitory, Xifeng packed up the poker cards and muttered: "Is there anyone who plays poker like you? You call it giving money, what a fart! Fortunately you didn't drag me to give money with you, otherwise Let's break up our relationship!"

Leaning against the table with Zila in his arms, he straightened Zila's hair and said slowly: "You and I are in a bad mood, so it's not a bad loss to lose him some money in exchange for his smiling face."

Xifeng snorted, picked up a magazine and began to flip through it, "Those who didn't know thought you were talking about a little girl! Children are very funny, and I don't know why they are so stuffed, you didn't see it. As soon as I entered the room, his expression was like that of a dead wife."

"Maybe just like you, lost love."

Xifeng raised her eyes and gave Hehe a hard look, "Get lost."

After winning a handful of money, the mood of a child like You Qi who has nothing to pursue is cleared up, and the power supply in the dormitory has been restored. He went back to the dormitory to pack up his mood, and then turned on the computer to prepare for the scum. It was blown up.

[Secret chat] Lonely little fish dry: "Brother apprentice!Come help!Your Fenjiu suffers from epilepsy and is insane! 』

[Secret chat] Lonely little fish dry: "Help!Fenjiu, Zhuangzhuang and Wuliangye buried me back to life! 』

[Secret chat] Lonely little dried fish: "Take Fenjiu away quickly!"crazy!Berserk! 』

The corners of You Qi's eyes twitched a few times, and he was considering whether to go over to inspect the battle situation, and the invitation to form a harmonious team was sent, and You Qi joined the team in desperation.

There were only three people in the team, one was Fenjiu, the other was a small wooden pile, and the other was Wuliangye. They blocked Sister Miao at a resurrection point in Bailongkou and killed her again and again.

They were all experienced fighters with heads and dogs, and they were still three-on-one. You can probably imagine how tragic the scene was.You Qi walked over with the remnant of humanity, and squatted beside him silently watching his master being beaten to death.

Feeling secretly refreshed and sympathetic to Moutai in my heart.

【Secret Chat】Hauser: "Wet, don't they know this is your number?" 』

Could it be that Xiao Muzhuan was irritated by Moutai and went to Fenjiu and Wuliangye to vent his anger?The two of them don't know that behind this wretched Mingjiao is the arena teammate they have known for many years?

Facts have proved that You Qi thought too much.

[Secret chat] Lonely little fish dry: "I don't know what a fart!I even took their heads and showed them screenshots!They pretend not to know me now!Fight against injustice! 』

【Secret Chat】Hauser: "It's so inhuman! 』

In fact, You Qi was already sitting in front of the computer laughing like an idiot, and directly typed a line in the team: "Beautiful job!" #pighead

You Qi, who had been on the sidelines, finally stood up from the ground. Moutai, who was lying at the door of the resurrection point, thought he saw the hope of life, and sent a line of words in an instant.

[Secret Chat] Lonely Xiaoyugan: "Take your Fenjiu away quickly. It doesn't matter if you want to visit the scenery or plant a flag. Let's go!"Teacher, I beg you! 』

In this regard, You Qi said that it is impossible!He wished to kill Moutai here in peace, so that they would not have time to be alone.

So, he brushed the BUFF for Qingxin to three people, and each of them hung a needle to continue to increase blood, and then ran to a distance to sit down.

【Recent chat】Hauser: "Damn rat, keep attacking!"Hit until you can't find the hood! 』

[Secret chat] Lonely little dried fish: "Your uncle!You wait, little boy!It's time to clean up the door for the teacher!I want to tell Fenjiu that you lied to him! 』

This can be regarded as adding a handful of salt to You Qi's wound, and You Qi immediately withered.

【Secret Chat】Hauser: "You should tell him that I am a man, and then kill me to the retreat zone together with him. 』

[Secret chat] Lonely little dried fish: "What?He doesn't know you are a man? #panic

Seeing that Sister Miao didn't plan to get up, the three of them carried out a flag-planting activity on the spot to enhance their relationship.

Moutai continued to care about the personal relationship issues of his cute apprentice brother.

[Secret chat] Lonely little fish dry: "Aren't you flirting with him every day?"He is blind?Thought you were a woman? 』

【Secret Chat】Hauser: "He's not blind!He is blind!He fucking thought I was a girl with a voice changer! #crying

The author has something to say:

_(:з」∠)_Sure enough, Bi’s painting style is not suitable for sentimentality. After a few paragraphs of sentimentality, he began to return to the style of complaining...

Obviously want to abuse Mina-san (to finger) but it doesn't seem to have any effect?