Ten meters to the bedroom [Jian San]

"You are Shaking M, you rough guy who doesn't understand the delicate emotions of literary youth."

"Just you? A literary youth? At best, you are a stick-making youth." You Qi cut a trumpet to practice his life skills, and launched a big move against Maotai's narcissism, "What are you doing, want to be scolded I can help tell Zhuang Zhuang, he should be happy to scold you!"

"I don't need your help, I will let him feel my love!" Moutai is full of confidence and fighting spirit. If you don't look at the things he did to mourn, it seems to be quite the same thing. .

"Wet, do you want to..."

"Yes! That's what I thought!"

"What do you think?" A harmonious voice suddenly appeared in YY, startling You Qi and Moutai. .

Leaving You Qi and He He in confusion and silence in YY, You Qi felt very uneasy about He He's frequent gestures of friendship recently, and was a little confused, so he was a little embarrassed.

And He He doesn't quite understand why You Qi seems to be avoiding him recently.

Sabi, of course, is trying to avoid suspicion.

Because I don't know what the relationship between the two of them is, wouldn't it be embarrassing if You Qi overthinks and does unnecessary things?What's more, the deity of Qingyuan lives next door, You Qi dare not neglect!

"Are you playing trumpet?" He He's previous question was not answered, so he moved on to the next question in a casual manner, because it was obvious in YY that You Qi's voice was playing skills, and Hua Luo Hao was not online. , use your brain a little, and you will know that you are playing trumpet!

"Uh, yes, I don't want to play offense and defense anymore, it's too tiring to fly around."

"Oh."

Then there was a mysterious silence.

A notification sound broke the silence, followed by a rough man's voice cheerfully shouting "Wet!"

You Qi was so scared that he almost dropped the keyboard into the display screen, and quickly cut out to see who came, wearing a series of gang vests, and finally the word "Huating".

He He over there must have been quite frightened, and it took him a long time before he said, "What's wrong?"

You Qi poked Fenjiu with tears in his eyes, heaven and earth!Why is Huating such a rough guy?It must be the wrong way for him to open it!

[Secret chat] Huang Zhucao: "QAQ Daoist, tell me why Huating is such a rough guy with such a soft name?"Isn't this the sound of leg hair? ! 』

[Secret Chat] Fenjiu: "Because he also used a voice changer. 』

You Qi gave a habitual oh, and after three seconds, he suddenly realized that the word "also" in harmony is very subtle!Besides Huating, who else is using a voice changer? ! There are only three people in YY!

"Master, is this Mistress?" Huating turned off the voice changer, and the voice of the main body was that of a girl with a very clear voice, not whiny at all.

"Yeah." He He replied quickly this time, with a faint smile on his face, but You Qi couldn't calm down anymore.

Mistress, your grandma has a leg!

"Hello, mistress!"

"Uh, hello."

"Master is not online?"

"Well, let's go again at night." You Qi was seriously allergic to the title "Master's Wife", and when he heard Huating calling her "Master's Wife", he felt goose bumps all over his body and his scalp went numb.

"Then can you lend me Master?"

"No." Instead of You Qi, He He replied, and he refused with righteous words, which cannot be questioned.

"Oh..." Huating's voice lost its voice, and he didn't speak for a long time.This made You Qi feel embarrassed, although he didn't have any feelings for the girl, but he couldn't bear to see her so disappointed.

Unbearable.

"Fenjiu, you are the only apprentice, why don't you help her, or you are too incompetent as a master, it took Huating so many days to find you this time, right?"

Huating in YY immediately became energetic, and praised Youqi for being gentle and virtuous while agreeing, which made Youqi get goosebumps all over again, and regretted speaking for Huating.

"I have an appointment for dinner."

After a long while, Hehe could hold back such a sentence. As soon as the words came out, both Huating and You Qi shut their mouths in a sensible manner.

"Uh, Huating, what are you going to do, can I help you tonight?" You Qi complained that He He was not a gentleman at all to his girls, and even the little ones he didn't know patiently taught him little by little, so it was okay to ask for help. Never refused, how could he be so indifferent to his only apprentice.

Can't help feeling a little sympathetic to Huating.

"It's nothing. If Master doesn't have time, I'll find someone else to go. Master and Madam, you play, I won't bother you!"

After Huating left, Hehe team went to Youqi's baa luo, and Youqian quietly made table medicine in the Yangzhou life skills area, and Hehe quietly planted a flag at the gate of Yangzhou city.In the end, You Qi still couldn't help complaining about harmony, "Why do you treat your apprentice like this, my master always responds to requests, and is not ambiguous at all."

"You don't understand." He He sighed, making You Qi a little confused.

"What happened to Huating?"

"She must have asked me to sing in YY again."

You Qi was stunned for a moment, and then immediately laughed. He was not too surprised to hear this reason. Nowadays, girls like to tie men with good voices to the microphone and sing to them over and over again.

Later, I realized that Hua Ting refused his help. Did he think his voice was not as good as He He?You Qi is not happy about this!

"She still insists on letting you go, why not if I go? Why is she looking down on me? I'm also a male god voice, okay?!"

He He in YY laughed, and Dao Dao in the game lightly landed behind Bae Luo, took out candied haws and fed them to Bae Luo one by one.

"When can you turn off the voice changer?"

This sentence is undoubtedly a bolt from the blue for You Qi, voice changer?From the very beginning, he has a high-quality original soundtrack, without any trace of PS. Why does Hehe feel that You Qi is a girl with a voice changer?

Then this problem is serious. If Hehe's frequent gestures of affection recently are because he thinks You Qi is a girl, isn't this a joke?

Headlines again.

[Tree Hole] My Hualuo Qingyuan is actually a rough guy with a small penis!

You Qi imagined that kind of wonderful scene and began to hold his forehead helplessly. It is really a happy event, and even the gender can be misidentified, and it has been misidentified for so long.

He could be mistaken for turning on a microphone, which is an insult to his gender, and it would be better not to turn on a microphone.

What followed the helplessness was deep resentment. He Zuo He He was so "gentle" and "loved" him only because he misunderstood him as a girl.

That really lived up to the deep love of harmony.

You Qi silently closed the mic without saying a word, should he tell He He that he is a man at this time?

Listening to He He's smiling voice, intermittently expressing his incomprehension about You Qi's voice changer, You Qi became a little hesitant.

It is definitely unscientific to hide it from him without explaining it clearly, but You Qi is afraid that talking about harmony will activate the bloodthirsty state, so he fucked him from Junshan Peach Blossom to the Bank of Yeyu River in Baling, from Xiaojing Lake in Daoxiang Village to Rongtian Ridge The Jiulian Lake made him so fucked up that he couldn't take care of himself, using Hualuo's cold body to measure the beautiful rivers and mountains of the Tang Dynasty inch by inch!

The picture was so beautiful that You Qi couldn't imagine it!

The most terrible thing is that in the eyes of this little gay guy, harmony is in line with his appetite, whether it is three-dimensional or two-dimensional, and now he suddenly learns that harmony is just a misunderstanding for him.

This is a hit.

"Shang Hualuo."

You Qi, who closed the wheat, could only obediently send the payment for the table to God T to pull away, and then change into his own Hualuo number. After all, this little gay guy is full of guilt now, so of course he obeys Harmony's words.

Seeing the inseparable life and death of He He in the friend list, You Qi felt infinite sadness in his heart, why the hell is he so straightforward?Still so stupid!

Which ear can hear that he turned on the voice changer!Change your grandma's legs!

Hehe didn't understand Youqi's surging inner activities, but pulled him to Butterfly Spring, the place where they first met after Youqi went online.

After walking around You Qi who was on standby several times, He He expressed a smile in YY: "You seem to be in a bad mood these days, I've been thinking about it for a long time."

You Qi was taken aback, feeling that something bad was about to happen.

"Moutai said that if it wants to become your qualified love relationship, the first thing to do is to make you happy."

[System: Fenjiu wants to check your love information, do you agree? 】

You Qi felt that the game screen was so beautiful that he couldn't bear to look directly at it, so he closed his eyes and agreed.

"Put another orange, and the love on your moray eel will be me."

After realizing what He He wanted to do, You Qi suddenly wanted to jump back to see if he could dodge the orange like a skill, but just like every time they planted flags, You Qi couldn't dodge at all, and it was another The white money exploded under his feet, making You Qi even more at a loss than the coal boss who was blown out by slippery hands.

The rivers and lakes are flying fast! The "Fenjiu" knight used the legendary [True Orange Heart] on the "Hauser" heroine in Cangshan Erhai Lake!In this way, it is announced to the world: "Fenjiu" loves "Hauser", regards the sun and the moon as an alliance, enlightens the world as a lesson, roars mountains and rivers as evidence, and respects ghosts and gods as evidence.From then on, the height of the mountains does not hinder his aspirations, the depths of the streams continue to travel, the fleeting years do not destroy his intentions, and the wind and frost do not hide his feelings.Even if the road ahead is full of thorns and thorns, you will walk with your sword calmly and without fear.In this life and in this life, never leave and never give up, forever and ever, let's promise each other!All knights can quickly go to Cangshan Mountain and Erhai Lake to witness this shocking true orange confession of "Fenjiu" knights!

I have to say that the voice of harmony is very pleasant, and at this moment, it is so gentle that it can drown people. Any girl who sees this situation will definitely fall, let alone You Qi, a little gay, but no matter how you Qi Ji will not turn into that Hualuo with the voice changer on.

Therefore, You Qi turned off the game and returned YY without hesitation.

WeChat sent a message to Hehe, "Internet is disconnected." Then he lay down on the table and pretended to be a dead body.

The author has something to say:

The plot started to turn around again 23333 Don't stop me, I'm not crazy! ! !My dick is so big!In other words, Gong is not a delay in the network but a delay in the brain~ commonly known as stay 23333

But the IQ is no problem. The shortcoming is that I am lazy and like to ignore other people's intermittent deafness and blindness~