Can a person who is less than 1.6 meters tall be a crispy duck?

Urgent!But Lao Han is not enlightened!

Didn't I lie to Lao Han that I was in the study room yesterday? I packed my schoolbag and was about to rush to the study room to save myself, but was stopped by Lao Han on the way.

Me: "(?????) Hi! The past goes with the wind! Long time no see, you look handsome again!"

Lao Han was carrying the ball net bag, his down jacket was open, and his face was not good-looking.

Old Han: "Do you have a problem with me?"

Me: "Absolutely no!!"

Old Han: "I want to know if it's good to beat up boys who play basketball?"

Me: "(′;︵;`) I don't want to, I was wrong, I dare not, I have no other intentions..."

Lao Han suddenly lowered his head at me: "Since I want to know so much, I'll give you a try."

I:"?????"

I fong, I shed tears.

Don't tease me like this! !Can you give me the room card directly! !

The tips of his sweat-wet hair hung down his cheeks, his skin was faintly pink, his eyelashes fluttered, and the light and shadow moved chaotically.

It was a cold winter at his fingertips, he was wearing thick basketball socks, the corners of his down jacket were torn, someone stepped on the fallen leaves on the side of the road, the ground was brown, yellow and dark red, and the cool air flowed around him...

But at that moment, I smelled the breath of spring.

Han Mubo, I don't want to be friends with you anymore.

Your watch, my mobile phone, the flying dust in the air, the slow-moving hands of the clock tower, can you stop moving?

Let me stop at this moment, stop at the moment when the cloud in the shape of a puppy envelopes us all, stop at the moment when the top of your hair is less than ten centimeters from my lips, stop before you look up at me suspiciously .

"what happened?"

Lao Han tilted his head slightly, and his voice was a little cheerful: "I didn't expect the boys who play basketball to be so gentle?"

The idiot in my heart who was thumping and struggling and shouting "Husband fuck/me" was locked in a cage, stuffed with a big rock, kicked down the Yellow River into the Bohai Sea, and calmed down, I slowly said: "You have always been gentle .”

"Really? Then you still want to beat me?"

"It's hard to buy, I'm happy."

"Well," Lao Han stretched out his hand and rubbed my dog's hair, "are you tired of beating me? Go eat?"

"eat!!"

"Oh, you won't go to self-study again?"

I winked at him mournfully.

"Have you eaten your egg whites today?"

I felt even more guilty: "(?????) I'm so tired, I want to eat spicy pot!"

"Okay, finish the protein first."

"No, ah, I want a fragrant pot!!!"

And now it is Xiao Zhou who is going to be trained by Lao Han today because he didn't finish eating egg whites yesterday and ate a lot of fragrant pot.

I went to practice chest, see you tomorrow /(ㄒoㄒ)/

24.

Small rice balls under the mountain 13:08

My goodness, I saw a chasing wind shifter on campus today.

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For a person who only has enough money to buy a second-hand bicycle, it is really attractive. These two thick tires really poke my heart!I don't know where this guy bought it from. Someone in the know can tell me the model number. I want to save money and change to this transmission.

Last time I said I was going to talk about the beginning of spring, but I forgot to talk about it again!starting from today.

The time we slept together during the winter vacation can be said to have deepened the relationship between me and Lao Han. Isn’t he a local, so when I came back from the winter vacation, he went to the train station to pick me up.

What's so stupid is that he made a big playing card (the courier box was pasted), wrote my name on it, and stood at the exit and shook it from side to side, making everyone think that some little star was coming...

I ended up coming out...

The moment I walked up to him, I felt that everyone's eyes were full of blame, accusing me of letting this good boy do such a thing.

So angry ah ah ah ah! ! !

It was [-]:[-] when I arrived, and Lao Han didn't eat, so we went directly to the McDonald's next to the station for a meal.

The second floor of McDonald's is facing the sea, Lao Han pointed to the sea:

"Look! Ang,"

I silently waited for his next sentence.

"My mountains and seas are pretty good, right?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Lao Han ate about four Big Macs, and suddenly covered his stomach: "Xiao Zhou, I'm going to transform, stay away from me, don't hurt you!"

Me: quietly watching your performance.jpg

Then Old Han grunted, and suddenly bent his arms: "Quick, touch my muscles! Can you feel the crazy beating of the dark bloodthirsty demon?"

I squeezed hard and nodded.

"Very good, boy! Now I pass on the power of demons to you, it's done! Ah——"

Lao Han put a French fries dipped in ketchup and brought it to my mouth.

"Ahhh." I bit and ate it, my whole body convulsed like an electric shock, "Uh... oh... I can feel... this powerful force!"

Old Han stopped still.

Old Han stopped talking.

Lao Han suddenly looked at me like an idiot: "Crazy, are you?"

Me:!!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ

Don't let anyone stop me, I want to hit him every time I think about it! ! !

25.

Small rice balls under the mountain 17:49

In the past two days, I started to review the final exam, drawing pictures until I collapsed.

I haven't used CAD yet, it can be said that it is very useless.

Continue to follow the day when Lao Han picked me up.

We came back by bus, there were so many people on the bus, basically we could stand still without holding on to the handrails, and Lao Han and I stood in the middle of the car, with only the horizontal handle, it was difficult for me to grab that, so Lao Han let me grab it Hold his arm or waist.

I weighed and struggled for a long time, but decided to grab his arm. I was afraid that if I grabbed his waist, I would be stiff.

I don’t know if you have noticed that boys who play basketball generally have thick buttocks and thick legs, because they have a lot of jumping and running movements, and Lao Han is no exception. Coupled with broad shoulders and thin waist, my god...I think I want to spray nosebleed at a glance...

Then people like Lao Han!Especially like to tease me!Obviously he was the one who asked me to grab his arm, so he leaned into my ear and said, "Little dwarf, why don't you grab the handrail above?"

He didn't let others hear, not trying to humiliate me, just kidding.But my fat intestines were stubborn, so I turned around and simply stopped grabbing.

Lao Han saw that I seemed to be angry, so he kept apologizing to me, saying that I was wrong, you catch it, you catch it, and he didn't care about the eyes of the people around him.

...Fuck, does he really like me?

How gay (*/ω＼*).

Some things were sorted out in retrospect, and I realized how weird it happened, but I was a little bit unsure.

We got out of the car, and there was still some distance from the dormitory, so he helped me carry my luggage, and we walked all the way back.Someone was skateboarding on the road, and Lao Han was still very envious, saying that he had never played a skateboard when he was so old.

I said that as soon as you go up and use your strength, the wheels can be crushed by others.

Lao Han glanced at me and said that unlike some people, he could fly around with just a breath.

I:? ? ? ? ?

Me: "If you have the ability, just blow a breath and let me float!"

Old Han: "Yeah, and then we can invent a new sport, bragging."

...(′;ω;`) I don’t want to play with this kid anymore! ! !

26.

Small rice balls under the mountain 22:34

Hey, I have to tell you why I update so late.

Happiness came too suddenly.

Old Han came to sleep with me.

I didn't have class with him this morning. I originally wanted to ask him to accompany me to our newly opened Xincheng shopping mall, but he actually wanted to participate in a half-marathon race.

Me: What kind of half marathon do you run in winter?Whoever organized this event must be out of their minds!

Lao Han: I want to test my speed.

Me: Aren’t there many half-marathon races?It’s okay to participate in the future, I have fo pot vouchers in my hand, 100 off when you spend 75, it can only be used on the opening day, let’s go eat.

Lao Han: Look at your belly, do you still want to eat hot pot?

A pang of anger went straight to my throat.Everyone commented, I don't want to become a muscle monster, at most, I just use fitness as an excuse to stay with him for a while. He really trained me as a world champion?

Just at this time, Qian Zhenghao's message jumped out: senior, do you want to eat hot pot, I have a voucher for the newly opened new city, and I can order a seat for my lunch table within 5 minutes, and I also invite milk tea.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooui.

This news now has an angelic halo in my eyes.

I immediately sent a screenshot to Lao Han: Did you see, Dad, I am so sought after, if you don’t come with me, I will go with Xiaoqian.

Old Han: [animated expression].

That expression means,

Walk slowly without sending.

At that moment, many thoughts came to my mind.

For example, Han Mubo, do you fucking know that I like you? Why do you send me such a cold expression? Do you know how much it will hurt me?

For example, Ma Laozi is romantic, suave, handsome, unrestrained and unrestrained. You are a sunset, and if you don’t accompany you to make a comeback, who are you?

For example, why don't you accompany me, why don't you comfort me, why don't you get jealous, my heart was stabbed by you, it bleeds, and I'm about to die of pain.

But in the end, I still didn't reply, and let out a long sigh.

Then he politely rejected Xiaoqian and hid under the covers.

Well, he has no obligation to take care of my feelings. I shouldn’t be demanding on him. I should be considerate of his hobbies. Isn’t it just a half-marathon? It's not that I don't want me anymore...

Woohoo, he didn't want me at all...

I kept self-salvation on the bed and fell into depression for a whole day. At around 09:30 in the evening, suddenly a cold thing was stuffed into my neck, and I sat up in a jerk.

Han Mubo stood under my bed, raised his head and smiled at me.

他塞