Can a person who is less than 1.6 meters tall be a crispy duck?

It died, but the big pot was still there, so I packed the ant palace and buried it, leaving only a little bit of the lid exposed.

At first, I was proud of my wit, but my mother didn't know about it. When she saw a plastic cover on the soil, she thought I was littering, so she pulled it up and threw it away.

——My balcony is usually open for ventilation, and it is connected to the bedroom, living room, kitchen, and bathroom...all suffer.

The ant queen was thrown into the trash can along with the palace T_T. In fact, the number of ants that escaped was not many, but they ran everywhere, even on the bed... My mother sprayed a bottle of insecticide to alleviate the ant plague. Of course my ass was blown too.

She also pokes me in the back of the head all the time!Suspect me for wasting money!I am not tall must be caused by her poking every day at that time!

Later, the school called for essays, and my "Ant Observation Diary" won the second prize. The prize was a certificate and 100 yuan.I went to KFC secretly and didn't tell my mother.

snort!You short-sighted woman!Not worthy to share my honor!

So why am I talking about this alone... Actually, it's because I'm in a cold war with Lao Han, and I don't have anything to talk about today...

It can’t be called a cold war, that is, after dinner that day, we didn’t send any messages to each other, and I go to self-study every day, and I don’t have anything new to share. Old Han may be in the same situation...

Xiaoqian came to harass me all day and asked me how my investigation was going, so I just chatted with him casually and didn't talk about the Cold War.

I flipped through what I wrote earlier, and the timeline hasn’t been connected yet. I’ve been in a mess for the past two days. Let’s talk about the part I’m coming back from the winter vacation tomorrow. At least I’ll give you a complete story before the crash, right?

35.

Small rice balls under the mountain 08:01

Hi I'm coming!Is it too early today?I have a half-joy and half-worry thing to share with you. I was selected for this robot competition, and I was not a substitute. The instructor asked us to go to a meeting today. The meeting at nine o’clock is estimated to last until night, so I got up early and made more changes.

So this time I will start from the beginning of last semester.

I feel that Internet celebrity shops have sprung up since last semester, such as Internet celebrity hot pot, Internet celebrity milk tea, Internet celebrity western food, etc., and people in the circle of friends are posting news all day long to like half-price food and so on.

People like Lao Han who only know how to watch games all day long are not very interested, but I have taken a fancy to an online celebrity shop... It seems to be called Annada, but now I am not interested, the whole building is pink , there are also basic configurations of online celebrity shops such as pink naughty leopards, cacti, and flamingos. The most important thing is that the furniture, tableware, kitchen utensils and sanitary ware are all pink! ! !I don't know if everyone can understand gay's craze for pink, especially when I saw a whole pool of brightpink ocean balls——

ah! Fong Liao!My orientation sniper!I love!

Of course I really want to go with Lao Han, but it's too strange for two men to go to this kind of place. It happened that another female minister of our department forwarded this, so I chatted with her privately and decided to go with her.

On the day I went, the female minister suddenly told me that a senior from the School of Management also wanted to go. I knew that senior was chasing her, and he definitely regarded me as a competitor. Okay, just say it's okay, let's go together.

The three of us walked together to take the bus. They were one body ahead of me, and I followed behind in a desperate manner. There is one word that best describes my state at that time: couples walking their dogs.

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Of course, at this time our hero will appear.

He got off the bus with a bag of snacks and just met us who were about to cross the road.He was very surprised by the miraculous configuration of two machines and one management institute. Lao Han crossed the road with us as soon as he turned his footsteps: "Why are you going?"

I explained it vaguely, but Lao Han still grasped the key information: "If you are in a relationship, what are you mixing in? The road to attack the light bulb?"

The female minister smiled and slapped Lao Han, and I said, "No, I'm a special photographer hired by them to take pictures."

Lao Han took out his little Apple: "Isn't my mobile phone clearer than yours?"

"You fucking discriminate against Android users?"

"No, I discriminate against you."

The senior who had been silent all this time said, "Why don't we go together?"

So Lao Han, who was buying snacks and was going back to the dormitory to watch the game, followed us on the bus to Annada.

The female minister and the senior sat behind us, and my vanity was greatly satisfied when Lao Han opened the bag of snacks.

"Eat beef jerky?"

"What does it smell like?"

"Satay, and spicy."

"I want spicy."

"Okay, do you want to eat the jelly?"

"Is there any strawberry flavor?"

"Yes, I planned to go upstairs and send it to you."

"Then give me one."

The senior in the back seat joked: "Eat less, you won't be able to eat later."

Me: "Oh, oh, ok, ok, ok, ok..."

Fortunately, we ate a lot in the car.

When we arrived in Ananda, we were dumbfounded when we saw the menu.

A hamburger 89 (a handful is unpalatable), creamy pasta 119 (a few greasy), crispy chicken balls 79 (a few thick layers)...

Lao Han and I ordered a cup of honey grapefruit tea and sat there for a noon, but the senior was pursuing the period, and the blood had to be released, so we ordered the above three dishes and two cups of 49 marshmallow milk tea (all I don’t want to drink the blue pigment when I saw it), it cost nearly 400 yuan, and the gaps between my teeth were not filled.

You have to ask the senior if he caught up with the female minister in the end?

Hey, in the words of Lao Han, the 400 yuan is a sunk cost.

And he won Ben Ji's heart by buying snacks for less than 100 yuan. Isn't it too good value for money?

Of course, the most exciting thing is to swim in the ocean ball. The restaurant is on the second floor, and the ocean ball is on the third floor. In order to leave enough time for the two (in fact, I don’t want them to see my love for pink, after all, I only tell Lao Han It’s not a shame), they went up to play first, and after playing enough, we came down to eat, and then we went up.

The new store opened, and the number of ocean balls is fairly generous, and they won't touch the floor all at once.Lao Han took many photos of me, but every time I asked him to come down, he always refused.

"A real man will never give in to the temptation of pink."

"Damn, you mean I'm not a man?"

"Of course not. You are a man, a man among men. Even in the sea of ​​pink, you still stick to your heart, much better than me." Old Han smiled obsequiously.

After fluttering for a while, I was also tired, so I lay quietly in the ocean ball to rest.

Lao Han touched my leg: "Hey."

"what?"

"Why didn't you call me when you came?"

"...I don't think it's a bit awkward for two men to come."

"Damn, it's okay to spend money to eat. Which store do you see written that two men can't enter together?"

I'm speechless.It was obvious that I overreacted to this matter, and it is easy to make people think wrong when I say it like this now.

"Call me next time, do you hear me?"

"...Well, I see (〃?〃)."

It should be from that time that we have to do everything together, until now.

But today, Lao Han and I still haven't sent a message... I don't know what he is doing, why didn't he come to coax me, wow! ! !

I have to go to a meeting so I don't get mad at myself.A lot more today, continue tomorrow~

36.

Small rice balls under the mountain 15:00

I got back in touch with Lao Han today. He said he sprained his ankle while playing and was in the school hospital. I bought a meal to see him.

But his teammates were all there at that time, and he didn't say a few words, and I had to rush to the training camp in the afternoon, put down my meal, chatted for a while, and left.

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Now in the stage of hard drawing and design, there was a problem with the data processing module of the robot single-chip microcomputer of our college team last year. If it weren't for this shortcoming, the gold award would have been ours, so this year the teacher and the team leader asked us to focus on improving this place.

Some comments said, aren't you with Lao Han every day? Why can't we be together if we are both like this?No, I just talked about those clips where he appeared. Take Annada as an example, it was a coincidence, and there are more unfortunate things that I didn’t mention.Could it be that in order to weaken the emotional line between me and Lao Han, do I have to mix in more irrelevant people?

I'm not fucking writing a novel.

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Coincidentally, the incident I want to talk about is the first time I saw Lao Han get injured while playing.

I think people who play basketball should have a second pair of ankles and a second pair of legs. No, they should have a second body. Han is very good at playing, but I have always been worried about his injury...

It was a very common practice. The school was open to the public on Friday afternoon, so many people from other schools came in.Old Han made a lot of shots, and he defended them tightly. Maybe it was out of embarrassment. When Old Han made a layup, a middle-aged man didn't defend the ball, but slammed into Old Han's stomach and hit him. on the ground.

I can still clearly remember that Lao Han's ankle was padded underneath, and it bounced like a spring...

Almost at the same moment, I dropped the water glass and rushed over.The middle-aged man smirked and said sorry, little brother, but he was not ashamed at all.

Lao Han said he was fine, but his face was pale from the pain.I said a few words to the middle-aged man angrily, but Lao Han grabbed my hand all of a sudden.

The temperature is still relatively low in April, and the hot and sweaty hands are on the back of my hand