A Cat with a Red Envelope Group

Xu Maomao and Shen Yu were silent, and they both wanted to tell Yue Ye Tu: "Chang'e is a fairy in ancient mythology."

But now that the Jade Rabbit and Suan Ni have come out, it seems not surprising that Chang'e exists.

However, Fairy Chang'e lives in Guanghan Palace, not on Earth.

Xu Maomao asked Shen Yu stupidly: "Do you think our plane can fly to the moon?"

Shen Yu accepted the cold joke with a blank face: "Maybe you need to go on Apollo 11?"

"Pfft, and then the one who was the first to walk on the moon and take the first step for all mankind... Ah, what is it? Ali Baba?"

"Armstrong."

"Yes, he was thrown out of the spaceship because he may have hair allergies."

One person and one cat miraculously started a cold joke, Yue Yetu didn't understand a word: "Hello? Can you speak some human language that Tuji can understand?"

Xu Maomao said seriously: "What we mean is that we can't find Chang'e to make moon cakes for you, because the entire human race currently has no plans to land on the moon."

"Did I say I'm going to the moon?" Yueye Rabbit rolled his eyes, "Sister Chang'e has been reincarnated and is currently in the human world."

Xu Maomao asked in surprise: "Shouldn't Chang'e live in Guanghan Palace?"

If there really is Guanghan Palace.

"My sister made a mistake, so she was punished." Yue Yetu didn't want to mention it very much, so he quickly changed the subject, "As long as it is a moon cake made by my sister, I can recognize it as soon as I eat it."

Shen Yu asked back: "She is reincarnated, what if she doesn't make moon cakes?"

Master Yue Rabbit spread his hands: "What else can she do if she doesn't make moon cakes? Sister Chang'e only knows this kind of craftsmanship. Everything else she has cooked is dark cuisine. If you don't make moon cakes, you probably won't be able to survive in the world."

Xu Maomao thought to herself, does she know that you are so black on her...

Shen Yu and Xu Maomao had to barely keep up with the thinking of this jade rabbit, and then began to think about which moon cake was made by Fairy Chang'e.

Since it was made by Chang'e, it must be delicious. Since it is delicious, it should be made very large.

So the normal way of thinking is to start with the more famous moon cakes.Famous mooncake brands in China include Daoyao Village, Maxim, Tianlun Tanxianglou, Yuanzu Xingkong and so on.

What makes Yueye Rabbit stronger than other fairy beasts and beasts is that it can understand Chinese characters. After Shen Yuluo listed the dozens of mooncake brands, he set his sights on Yuanzu Xingkong: "My sister has always I can’t live in the Moon Palace now, but my instinct is definitely yearning for the starry sky, so it’s probably this. As for other villages and towns, they are not noble enough, and my sister is not the kind of down-to-earth fairy, so I can rule it out.”

Shen Yu greeted Yuanzu's people.The advantage of the rich and rich second generation came again. When they heard that it was the son of the Shen family who wanted to eat mooncakes, and their descendants happened to be in city b, they said they wanted to make mooncakes by themselves, and delivered them quickly.

Very delicate, traditional Cantonese-style five-ren barbecued pork fillings, but Yue Yetu just took a mouthful with restraint: "It's not my sister's."

Shen Yu was a little curious: "How did you tell the difference?"

"My sister's mooncakes have a smell."

Xu Maomao: "What breath?"

Yue Ye Rabbit had a proud face of "shiver, mortal": "noble breath."

"..." God's noble breath, but it also makes sense, after all, she is a fairy.

Shen Yu had to change her mind. Perhaps it should not be a big brand, but a hidden private customization studio. Unfortunately, this season's private customization is all about making cakes, western pastries and various snacks. Who will make mooncakes for you!Although it can be specially customized at a high price, it will take a few days for even Shen Yu to contact all the brand owners.

Because Moon Master Rabbit's confession could not be completed in a short period of time, and it had nowhere to go, it had no choice but to follow Shen Yu home shamelessly.

So when Xiaoguan and the clerk saw the young man who had been in the office for a whole afternoon being stuffed into the car by Shen Yu with a black face, Xiaoguan and the shop assistant all held their faces together: "The manager wants to take him home for the night?"

"It's not easy, our manager finally got married, ah, no, he finally married his wife!"

"Handsome guys like to have sex these days, but fortunately we have seen through the red dust... Hahaha!"

If Shen Yu heard the brains of these rotten girls, he would doubt who he had recruited.

After returning home, Yueye Rabbit was very excited when he saw the seven-story cat climbing frame that was attracting attention in the living room, and said to Xu Maomao: "Little cat, can I climb?"

Xu Maomao was speechless: "Can rabbits climb shelves?"

"Why can't Tuji?" After Yueye Rabbit finished speaking, bursts of white light appeared all over his body, and he turned into a snow-white rabbit in a blink of an eye.

This rabbit is so beautiful, its four legs are thick and powerful, its fur is longer, softer and whiter than ordinary rabbits, its eyes are like rubies, and there is still a bright red tin on its forehead.What distinguishes it most from other rabbits is that after it transforms into shape, there are clouds and mist around its side, which makes it look like no ordinary pet.

It's not just Xu Maomao, even Shen Yu can't take his eyes off it.

The rabbit was probably used to being stared at by others, and it was not affected at all. After obtaining Xu Maomao's consent, it happily jumped onto the first floor of the climbing frame.

"(*@ο@*) Wow ~ fluffy is so fun!"

Yue Ye Rabbit jumped on it twice, and then jumped all the way up.This climbing frame is specially made, except for the tangled pedals, there are also round wood decorations. As soon as it sees the bare wood, the instinct to grind its teeth is awakened, and it bites excitedly.

It seems that the cat toy has also impressed the jade rabbit from the sky, and it is so much fun to watch it play!

When climbing to the top floor, Yueye Rabbit saw a bag and pulled it curiously with its paws. Xu Maomao called from underneath: "Mr. Yutu! You can't touch that bag casually!"

"Gee, what is it?"

Moon Lord Rabbit was still very polite, and immediately withdrew its paws when he heard that he couldn't touch it, but he couldn't help sniffing.

"Hey! This smell is a bit familiar!"

Hearing what it said, Xu Maomao also climbed to the top floor in twos and threes, took the bone out and put it on the pedal.Since the first time I took it home from the Caucasus, the severed bone has been kept in the bag, and today is the second time I took it out. Unexpectedly, I saw a big change in its appearance today. .

When I first got it, it was still obviously gray-yellow, but now it has become translucent white, as smooth as jade, but warm to the touch.

"How did it become like this!" Xu Maomao said in surprise.

"Its smell..." Tuji lowered his head and sniffed carefully.

"Is it really the bones of some big boss?" Xu Maomao asked in a low voice.

Tuji shook his head, nodded again, it sniffed for a while, then suddenly paused, then leaned over to Xu Maomao and sniffed hard.

It said: "Something like your smell..."

Xu Maomao said in horror: "It can't be my bones!"

Tuji: "I'm just saying it's a bit similar. Don't get excited. Besides, even if it's really related to you, it should be related to the cat you possess. Don't join in the fun."

Xu Maomao breathed a sigh of relief, isn't his physical body still waiting to be separated from Black Lightning?But what about Oscar?Could this be the bones of Oscar's mother cat?

The jade rabbit smelled it for a while, and said to himself: "At least it has been dead for many years, even if it has something to do with you, it won't help. It's time to reincarnate early, so don't worry about it, but being immortal for so many years shows that the original owner of the bone is a celestial being." , you have to keep it well, maybe one day it will bring you a fairy fate."

Xu Maomao nodded, and suddenly had an idea: "What will happen if you practice next to it?"

"Twice the effort with half the effort."

When Xu Maomao heard this, he secretly decided to carry it on his back when he meditated in the future.

In the evening, Shen Yu made pilaf for Xu Maomao. Considering that there was a rabbit around, he made a dish of honey-roasted carrots. After the first bite of honey carrots, I couldn't extricate myself, and almost gnawed the stainless steel tray in my stomach.

Although Mr. Yutu is a guest at home, Xu Maomao has no time to accompany it tonight, because his 100 million manuscripts will be used up in the next few days.His article was kept as a full-text manuscript as always, but as a responsible author, Xu Maomao would also write a lot of extras to satisfy the hungry readers, so that night he did not stick with Shen Yu, but squatted in front of the computer, Use voice software to code words.

Because it was the first time he came down to earth, Rabbit had a strong interest in everything in the world, including Xu Maomao's boring voice code words, and he listened with great interest.Xu Maomao's article involved the background of cultivating immortals. He hadn't written it for a long time, and the writing was a bit blunt, so Yutu said, "How about I come to open your mind?"

Xu Maomao asked curiously: "How?"

"Let me tell you about the gossip about the fairy world."

Xu Maomao smiled wryly, he is a cultivator, not a pure fairy man, but Mr. Yutu probably wanted to talk to him, anyway, he is also Cavin, so just listen to it, maybe his brain hole will really collide and become a god, so he said : "Okay, then tell me."

"What do you want to hear, Kitten?"

Xu Maomao thought for a while, then asked: "Does Heavenly Tribulation really exist?"

"Of course, you have to pay a price if you want to get rid of the six realms of reincarnation."

"Have you also experienced a catastrophe?"

"Me?" Yutu shook his head, "No, I directly ate the elixir and became immortal, but most monsters are not as lucky as me. When crossing the calamity, they have to go through six or nine thunder calamities. Everyone will prepare a lot of magic weapons before... Well, that bone of yours is a good material, and it can be forged into a very powerful magic weapon."

Xu Maomao understood, it seemed to be similar to the information he had obtained.

"In the future, if you need it, you can ask the Void Meow Lord in the group for help. Its refining level is not bad."

Xu Maomao spread his hands, thinking that he shouldn't need it.

"However, monsters and beasts are relatively easy to cross the catastrophe, because their bodies are stronger, and they can withstand thunder after hard work. The difficulty of human races is much more difficult than ours, because the human body is relatively too fragile. The catastrophe is also varied. , It is said that the most difficult thing to overcome is love catastrophe, the seven emotions and six desires are the biggest resistance to their ascension." Jade Rabbit flicked its long ears and posed in the shape of Amitabha Buddha, "So the monks in the world are the easiest to ascend, and love catastrophe is not just about love , Greed is also a kind of love."

"Love robbery," Xu Maomao turned his mind to the other side, "Does Yuelao really exist?"

Yutu: "It really exists. Brother Yue is a handsome man." As he said that, he touched the moon cake bump on his chest, entered the chat group and sent a photo to Xu Maomao, "Look, I secretly took a picture." The—shh, you mustn't tell anyone."

Xu Maomao clicked on his dialog box while thinking about who else I could tell, and saw in the photo a man in a red suit standing in the wind. The shooting angle was very strange, as if the photographer was hiding in some corner, It is conceivable how hard it was for Jade Rabbit to shoot.

"Um, very handsome." But there is a sense of distance, even in a beaming red dress, he still looks cold.

Yutu corrected excitedly: "Very? How can a very person describe his heroic appearance! Brother Yuelao is the most beautiful man in the world! You don't know how many fairies in the entire fairy world like him, but he clearly..."

In the middle of the conversation, it suddenly stopped, as if a little sad: "Yue Lao can't move the hearts of ordinary people. Once he is tempted, the marriages in the whole world will be messed up. This is a bug in the heaven system, and it can't be fixed for the time being."

So old age = old age alone?

Yutu said again: "I can help you look at the red line on your finger, do you want to transform into a human and let me do a divination?"

Although he was very moved, Xu Maomao still shook his head. He had to waste a bottle of transformation potion at a time, and his current share of the smallest bottle was an hour, which was too extravagant.

"Then how about I help you look at your shit-shoveling officer?"

Xu Maomao's eyes lit up.

As a result, Yutu murmured cowardly after finishing speaking: "My cousin warned not to mess with him, and I will take a look at you quietly in the future to see who he will lead... Hee hee, maybe he really will." You." Divination with open eyes in the mortal world requires direct casting of spells on the target, and it is difficult to be completely invisible with the power of the Jade Rabbit.

"Meow." Xu Maomao licked his paws, he was inexplicably confident about this, and always felt that he and Shen Yu were already a match made in heaven.After thinking for a while, he asked again: "I heard that immortals are not allowed to fall in love?"

Isn't that how it's shown on TV? If any immortal wants to move his heart, he has to be stripped of his immortal status and sent to the world for labor reform.

Yutu nodded: "Of course not before, but now that the Immortal Realm has finished drafting the "Immortal Realm Marriage Law", you may be able to fall in love legally soon, and you don't have to be sent to the lower realm for labor reform."

Xu Maomao thought to himself that this fairy world is keeping pace with the times.

"Do you know why?" Jade Rabbit asked again, explaining before he could answer, "Because of Sister Chang'e's resistance."

Xu Maomao asked doubtfully, "Chang'e?"

"My sister wanted to fall in love with Hou Yi, the phoenix man, and would rather abandon her immortality and go down to the earth to endure calamities. The Queen Mother punished her for ten lifetimes of calamity, requiring her to have a relationship with Hou Yi in every life in order to achieve consummation. Now She has reached her tenth life, and as long as this life succeeds, there is hope for the "Marriage Law of the Immortal Realm" to be passed quickly."

Xu Maomao's jaw was about to drop because of these heavenly secrets.

It seems to know the secret!But this is gossip from the heavens, and it has nothing to do with him as a mortal.

"So you came..." Xu Maomao paused, "Is it to promote the passage of the Marriage Law?"

Yutu nodded: "That's right, but with my sister's deep affection, she should be able to achieve consummation without me. I just came down to welcome her back to Guanghan Palace."

The topic of Chang'e chatted and chatted quickly, and Yutu told him a lot of other anecdotes, such as Erlang God, don't look at Fengshen Junlang, who is actually a big man with feet, Marshal Tianpeng is a woman disguised as a man, and the Dragon Girls have recently gathered together Chasing after the little white dragon...

Xu Maomao was amazed, and suddenly his brain was wide open, and he wrote his extravaganza as Gongshou and Feisheng falling in love together, and by the way, he gave birth to a pig strangely.After finishing writing, he looked at it for a while, and suddenly felt like Shi, so he had to hide it in the hard disk and dare not put it in the manuscript box for publication.

Yutu was idle while he was typing, so he borrowed a tablet from Shen Yu and read his column with relish.

Xu Maomao's column has tens of millions of words, and there are piles of early black history.Among them, the three bursts of debut novels are all the ancient style of plundering, scum attacking and accepting. There is a particularly popular aphrodisiac bridge section in the early years. Yutu amazed and relished it, and recorded this bridge section. He decided that after he found Chang'e and Houyi, if Houyi dared to reject Chang'e's sister, he would use this trick on them!

Yutu stayed at Shen Yu's house for several days.During the period, other brands of mooncakes customized by Shen Yu were also delivered one after another, but without exception, they were not what it wanted.

Seeing that the Chinese New Year is approaching, Shen Yu's original dream of watching the New Year with Xu Maomao is likely to be shattered by this fairy light bulb, so he stepped up the collection of mooncakes.

The physical purchase of mooncakes is too slow and the range is too small. Shen Yu simply learned to shop online, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to order all the mooncakes that can be bought on the entire network. He was also worried that the express delivery would be out of service during the Chinese New Year, and he asked the merchants to ship along the wind , All sent to the Valley of the Wind Pet Shop.

Yutu thinks that he is a rabbit at home and is bored, so he insists on going to the pet shop with Xu Maomao.He turned into a prototype, hiding the fairy spirit and the red tinsel on his forehead, and turned into a white rabbit that was a little more beautiful than ordinary rabbits. He stayed low-key in the office of the pet shop and ate moon cakes, while Xu Maomao was beside him. .

Dozens of hundreds of boxes of mooncakes are delivered by express delivery every day, Yueye Rabbit only eats a small bite in one box, and Shen Yu gives the rest to the clerk as New Year's benefits.

It can be said that all the well-known manufacturers in Huaguo have been eaten, but Mr. Yutu still hasn't found the target.

But there is a strange law in the world, that is, you can find nowhere to find if you walk all over the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it.Some things don't appear when you look for them very hard, but when you almost give up, they come out again.

They bought almost all the mooncakes they could buy, but it was an accident that they actually found Chang'e.