A love story of two ladyboys

Thanks to the fact that he went on a diet to lose weight in middle school, Ji Yao's stomach is not very good.As a result, his appetite is very average. For breakfast, bread and milk can easily feed him.

He raised his head and drank the last bit of milk in the hexagonal glass, belched contentedly, rubbed his stomach and put the glass on the coffee table. The collision between the glasses made a crisp sound, and the breakfast time was over.

Ji Yao was in a good mood after eating, hummed a well-known cult song from a certain animation, and went back to the bedroom to prepare to continue dealing with the vicious conductor.

It's not enough to pester him every day, so he changed to another trumpet, not to mention that he owed others money in his previous life, his ghost will linger in this life, right?

In the more than 30 minutes of enjoying breakfast here, Donghuang Xieshang has sent more than a dozen team formation applications to the two little black cats one after another, and even ignored the reminder to leave in the private chat, and affectionately called him little black several times cat.

I feel goosebumps just looking at it.

Ji Yao let out a distasteful "噫", looked at the prompts all over the screen, he was so kind, he moved the mouse and clicked casually to accept.

It’s okay if this team doesn’t enter, but once you enter, you’re startled. Not only is there an extra Donghuang Xieshang on the team interface, but there’s also a player called Don’t Cry, Make Trouble, or Hang himself, who uses the pretty Yujie’s avatar.

"No way, the scumbag is cheating on the scene?"

Ji Yao muttered, sat on the computer chair and turned around, tore open a pack of hairy fish and ate it with relish, with his hand still on the screenshot button, like a person who was watching a movie with a small bench in the front row Unaware that he was one of the three parties involved.

He stared at the text bubbles that popped up on the team interface, played the specialty of a fan writer, and imagined a scene of love-hate entanglement:

No crying, no fuss, no hanging, the slender fingers held a small pink handkerchief, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, followed by rubbing a little powder on the handkerchief on his cheeks, and a small peach blossom bloomed in the light pink.

She raised her hand, pointed at Donghuang Xieshang, bit her lower lip with her teeth, and slowly said a few words: "How is she better than me?"

Donghuang Xieshang was like a domineering president, raised his chin, looked contemptuously at No Cry, No Trouble, No Hanging himself, and after a while, narrowed his eyes and said: "She is better than you in everything."

Oh my god, it's too nasty to make up.Ji Yao felt unbearable just thinking about it, and couldn't help shivering, so he should watch the cheating scene in the front row.

A text bubble popped up on the top of Donghuang Xieshang's head. The tone was very domineering, and the content was very sick. There were eight words written on it: "She looks good in the clothes, I like it."

Ji Yao immediately sent him a secret chat: "Brother, do you like today's set or yesterday's set, I will definitely change!"

"Do me a favor, just watch and don't talk." Donghuang Xieshang replied.

Compared with the shameless words of the past, this seems like a serious human speech.

Ji Yao curled his lips at the screen, feeling a little devil and a little angel flying out of his heart, the one on the left told him to go on, and the one on the right told him not to.Ji Yao weighed it for a while, and felt that being obedient and obedient would lose the dignity of a man. Just as he was about to type, there was another "ding dong".

As if he could hear Ji Yao's inner voice, the venomous commander sent a message: "You are not allowed to leave the team, or you will be killed and surrendered."

"Cheng Chengcheng, it's up to you, it's okay if I don't quit the team, it's just unreasonable!" Ji Yao felt that he was about to make faces at the screen now.

He continued to eat the hairy fish, and became a good baby Ji Yao who quietly watched the excitement. He just took a bite of the spicy and delicious little fish here, and saw a text bubble popping up on the top of Donghuang Xieshang's head: " If you don’t cry or make trouble, you won’t hang yourself, so hurry up and leave the team, I’m going with my wife.”

"It's too much. I've seen people cheating, but I've never seen someone cheating people like this. If he said that, wouldn't the hatred be transferred to himself?"

Ji Yao thought bitterly that he had scolded the poisonous commander several times in his heart, and changed his nickname to the pupil commander, just like the pupils in some games. died.

If he didn't cry or fight or hang himself, he immediately left the team. Ji Yao breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the secret chatting ding-dong again.

If you don't cry or make trouble, you won't hang yourself: "Bitch, I'm not done with you."

Hmph, just wait and see.Ji Yao clicked his tongue, this girl is also quite thick-skinned, she had abandoned herself to go to Gao Fushuai's arms before, but now she turns her face and refuses to recognize her, and she still plays with him like a victim.

This kind of plot, he can see a lot in the novels, most of the tall, rich and handsome will fall in love with the male lead.

Bah bah, digressing, he doesn't like this vicious commander.

Ji Yao was busy eating the fluffy fish in his hands, and didn't do anything with the character, just stood there and hung up the phone. Donghuang Xieshang walked around him twice, and seemed to find it boring, so he also stood beside him and followed him Hanging up, and taking special care of Loli's height, she clicked to sit down, her face wretchedly slipped under the skirt of a little black cat.

"Do you know?" Ji Yao didn't move until he finished eating the fish and licked his fingertips covered with chili peppers. He typed out a line and carefully clicked on the person to be chatted with, for fear that he would make a joke by sending it to the wrong person. "The little white cat was my love before."

Donghuang Xieshang: "I don't know, why, you like her, let me give it to you?"

A little black cat: "No, she suddenly ignored me before, and then fell in love with you, don't you think you are my rival in love?"

Donghuang Xieshang: "I don't think so, now you are her rival in love."

A little black cat: "I refuse to be your love interest."

Donghuang Xieshang: "Refusal is invalid."

A little black cat: "What do you see in me?"

Donghuang Xieshang: "Didn't I say, you look good, do you have a bad brain, let me fix it for you?"

A little black cat: "Do you usually talk to Qingyuan like this?"

Donghuang Xieshang: "Yeah, look, you admit that it's my love?"

A little black cat: "..."

Terrible.

Ji Yao decided to ignore him.

He quickly retreated from the team, clicked on the map, and was directly teleported to the place where he was doing daily tasks.

This game is not only fun, but also has a part that inevitably affects the player experience, that is, you cannot form a team across maps, you cannot chat in secret, and you cannot view location information between friends.

Ji Yao thought that he could finally get rid of the venomous command, so he quickly finished the task and went offline.

Unexpectedly, within two steps of his happily walking out, an application for forming a team would drop from the sky, and then a ding-dong sentence in the secret chat, "How dare you abandon me", made Ji Yao dumbfounded.

A little black cat: "How do you know I'm here?"

Donghuang Xieshang: "Are you stupid? I am in the same guild as you, so of course I can see where you are."

A little black cat: "Really?"

Ji Yao didn't quite believe the guild information at the location. He looked it up and down in the gang, and the screen was about to stare at holes. He couldn't find the words Donghuang Xieshang, so he typed without thinking: : "Big liar, there is none at all."

The character of Donghuang Xieshang seems to have ordered him to follow, a tall adult man wrapped three layers inside and three layers outside, followed a short-legged loli step by step, it looked particularly ridiculous.

He said: "What if there is me? You will be my wife?"

"Haha..." Ji Yao couldn't help laughing, he had watched it several times, did he think he was blind?Immediately, he readily agreed: "Okay."

Donghuang Xieshang: "Look at the management list."

Ji Yao clicked on the management list, dumbfounded.

Among the few six online managers, Donghuang Xieshang ranked first, followed by two big characters in orange - president.

Ji Yao had a bad heart and made a mistake, but now he paid for himself.

Donghuang Xieshang: "Did you see it, ma'am?"

A little black cat: "I see, I see, can you stop calling me madam, it's too nasty."

Ji Yao couldn't help but scratched his arm, not sure if he got goosebumps.

Donghuang Xieshang ignored his question and asked directly: "What mission are you doing? I will accompany you."

A little black cat: "As for the daily tasks, let me go to see something, ask you to follow you and take me to do it?"

Anyway, this task is to be done together, it is better to find a way to save time.

There are off-the-shelf power leveling, and the advantages are not taken for nothing.

Donghuang Xieshang: "Turn on the voice, I'll call you when it's done."

A little black cat: "I'm only responsible for listening, not talking."

Donghuang Xieshang: "Why, gay pretending to be a cute girl, afraid of being discovered? It's enough to be a living person, I won't despise you."

A little black cat: "No."

Donghuang Xieshang: "I'm too tired to type, the gang channel skips the small room."

Ji Yao clicked on YY, his computer configuration is average, the game is always a bit stuttering after a long time, like talking to an old man, every time he has to wait for a few minutes for no response.

Ji Yao tapped the mouse lightly with his finger, and waited for a full 5 minutes before the channel page finally popped up.

He clicked on the sub-channel below, and found the figure of the venomous commander in the column of "Help the Mansions".

This feeling of quietly clicking on small channels one by one to see who is in it, gives people the illusion that they are peeping at some secret.

Ji Yao suddenly understood the mood of the girls in the gang group who often chatted about "today so and so and so and so are hanging in the small room again".

If what was waiting for him now was Ermo instead of the venomous commander, then he would probably have started chatting with him.

The small room of Commander Poison Tongue is quite near the front, and he found it after five or six searches.The name of the room is "Buy a Catty, Get a Catty Free", and inside there is a small purple vest with "No Money for a Catty of Pineapple" written on the back.

This must be the right one, Ji Yao happily double-clicked it.

Ding dong.

A channel password is required.

To be reasonable, Ji Yao usually hates entering such a small room that requires a password, but now that he has agreed to it, he can only go to the game and continue to ask the other party: "What is the channel password?"

There was no movement from Donghuang Xieshang for a while, Ji Yao waited for a full 2 ​​minutes, thinking that he was gone, and was about to do the task by himself, when he heard two overlapping notification sounds.

The first voice was a whisper: "Forgot."

The second sound was that he was directly dragged into the small room by the poisonous command.

Is there any mistake, brother, you can forget your password, why didn't you forget yourself?

Ji Yao felt that if his heartfelt voice could be turned into a picture, the current scene must be that he stared at the sentence "forgot" full of question marks, and there was a text bubble on his head that said "I'm afraid this person is a fool." ".

Alas, no matter what, I have already wasted 5 minutes, one-twelfth of an hour, let's just order a follower to do the task first.