A love story of two ladyboys

Ji Yao didn't go to sleep until the early hours of the night before, but this time he slept until midnight. Fortunately, his job is an English teacher in a tutoring school, and he has a flexible working system. There are classes and no breaks, so he doesn't have to worry about being late for work. .

Every time Ji Yao's mother called him, she said that he chose this job because he was lazy - the schedule of not being able to sleep at night and not getting up in the morning is definitely not a good habit in the eyes of parents.

Every time Ji Yao put down his phone, he sighed, "You really deserve to be a real mother, your words are worse than a poisonous tongue."

For many office workers and student parties, Thursday has entered a week of exhaustion. They can't sleep at night and can't get up in the morning, and they don't have the energy to attend lectures and want to sleep, but it's not the case for Ji Yao.

As usual, Thursday is a day off without class, and it is also a rare day for him to broadcast live in the afternoon.

Ji Yao has been live broadcasting in the middle of the night for a long time, and he always feels like a vampire who cannot see the sun, but what he has to worry about is not that he will be tanned by the sun, but that he will be bald after a long time.

Maybe one day in the future, he will face the camera and say to the fans in the live broadcast room: "I have become bald and stronger, and I will never get stuck in the game again."

It's not exciting to think about it, who the fuck wants to be Mediterranean.

Ji Yao smoothed his messy sleeping hair with his hands, and got up from the bed as slowly as a little turtle.

Autumn in the north is like winter. It is chilly in the room without heating, and the wind feels too strong when breathing. It is definitely a challenge to stretch your hands out of the bed. Ji Yao admires who can get out of the bed within five seconds. true warrior.

Ji Yao lived alone and rented a small room with one bedroom and one living room.Houses with cheap rents are small in size, and the bedrooms are crowded together, with the computer desk next to the bed. Usually when Ji Yao broadcasts live, the audience can still see his bed with small floral patterns.

It’s been cold these days, and sometimes he would put the quilt on his body when he stayed up late, and joked with fans: “I’ll chat with you late at night in my little flower quilt, let’s talk about a few dollars, Hey, don't report it, I'm a serious anchor!"

He got dressed and put on a pair of socks before getting out of bed. The cold and ruthless wooden floor before the heating, whoever steps on it, knows how hard it is.

Ji Yao bent down and pressed the switch on the computer case, and by the way took out his mobile phone to look at the news in the live broadcast group and the fan group of the same person. Most of the people were discussing whether Mr. Cat will not live broadcast or update today, but only a small part The cult party, taking advantage of his absence, secretly spread a rumor related to him.

In fact, there is nothing to pick up, and it is not as explosive as those extremely hot discussion posts.

When Ji Yao first played the game, like most novice players, he didn’t know that his martial art was Ke Na Ke output. He only recognized the few nanny skills taught to novices when they first started. After grinding for a long time, let alone the elite ones, even the silicone pads can’t be killed even if they are thrown away. After a day of playing, his brain hurts.

This is also to blame for the game planning. How can there be a game that teaches people healing skills but not fighting, and even calls it peaceful development? Isn't this obviously a scam?

During this bumpy journey of fighting monsters and upgrading, Ji Yao met a sharp DPS player, who kindly taught him how to fight monsters, and led him to do tasks until the full level, taking the time that might have taken Ji Yao two months to reach full level. directly shortened to two weeks.

The player's name is Two Little White Cats, and he is an adult male.

Ji Yao played this game without turning on the voice, so he took it for granted that the other party was a man.

It is impossible for a gay guy to meet a warm-hearted male player without thinking about it.

During that time, a little black cat and two little white cats appeared at the same time every day, they formed a team and chatted offline. The fans felt that this relationship was too cruel, and they called Mr. Two Cats all day long.

A week later, with the help of Ji Yao's master Er Mo, the two became the legendary "Online Game Love", in fact, they were the "husband and wife" in the game.

Ji Yao never expected that after the relationship, the two little white cats would not like to go online very much, and gradually they would not even reply to private chats. He didn't open his blog for three full days.

Later, his relatives and friends in the game picked up two small white cats and a large one, called "Don't cry, make trouble, don't hang yourself". I am a cute girl who talks so cutely that people wonder if she used a voice changer, and kicked Ji Yao. Afterwards, he was flirting with a very handsome adult male player who was wearing a limited-edition appearance, which looked like he was wearing RMB.

As soon as Ji Yao heard that the other party was a girl, he immediately lost interest, and his depressed mood improved a lot.After all, his "genuine husband" was the man with eight-pack abs in his fanfare, and it was impossible to defeat him without a female husband.

He even wrote a little joke about it, counting it as a sloppy update.

Seeing the fans talking about this now, some even yelling "to avenge Mr. Ermao" out of righteous indignation, Ji Yao suddenly found it very funny.

These kids don't know how to listen to the class well at school. It seems that in the future, for the sake of the flowers of the motherland, I have to be a dog of authority-speaking in the group to silence the student party who are distracted in class.

He closed the group, while brushing his teeth, flipped through the comments under his update, and when he saw something interesting, he would like it, and when he replied, he added some emoticons, which looked very cute. Those who didn’t know really thought he was cute What about Miss Sister?

In fact, Ji Yao used to speak directly and coldly, "um", "good", "oh", "drink more hot water" and so on are common expressions, as straight as you want, you are definitely not likable.

This straightforward way of speaking has changed because the school required an internship when he was a senior.

At that time, Ji Yao went to a senior's e-commerce studio to work as a customer service staff for a while, and received receptions with several beautiful customer service staff every day. As time passed, the words became "kiss", "may da", etc. The style, after a long time, is so cute that even the customer service sister is willing to bow down.

Of course, not everyone is so cute, Ji Yao's love is limited to those who praise him.

As the saying goes, there are many people who are popular, and there must be black people who are popular. As popular as Mr. Ji Ermao is, there are as many people who hate him.On Weibo, blogs, even Tieba and Mohu, there are people talking about him, exposing their identities and making hype in the live broadcast room. Pure obscenity and so on.

What's more, call him "dead gay".

For this kind of person, Ji Yao has an idea: "If you dare to come to me and tell me, I will definitely cover your face with the bottom of a slipper, and you will never be soft."

Don't look at Ji Yao's humble and polite behavior in the workplace. Every time he goes to class, he wears black trousers and a white shirt, his hair is neatly combed, and small black-rimmed glasses are placed on his ears. He looks like a handsome guy. The love of many female students and the confession of male students.

But once he left the workplace, or turned on the live broadcast, clicked into his blog fan group, etc., another attribute of Mr. Ji Ermao was immediately reflected.

He's homely, lazy, delicious, and loves to complain.

For example, he once complained to his brother Zhou Jianguo who slept on his upper bunk in college: "You said that we, as tutors, should dress in a more approachable way. We have to wear a suit and black, just like those who sell insurance. Like."

"What's wrong with the insurance seller? What kind of grudge does the insurance seller have against you? You look down on the insurance seller so much?"

This Zhou Jianguo, after graduating, really went to sell insurance.

Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Ji Yao hurriedly explained: "It doesn't mean that, brother, don't you know me yet, I'll treat you to hot pot someday."

Hot pot is a good thing, it can enhance brotherhood.

They used to love to secretly cook hot pot in the dormitory.Every day I fight tunnel battles with the building management aunt. The alcohol lamp and dormitory artifacts are hidden in the bed today and in the closet tomorrow, and they are taken out on the weekend. You buy fish balls and I buy fat beef.

Anyone who doesn't buy raw materials, go out and watch the wind.

When it comes to hot pot, I miss it quite a bit, so Zhou Jianguo didn't care about it with Ji Yao.

With a toothbrush in his mouth, Ji Yao turned from the bathroom to the bedroom. Seeing that the computer was almost running, he brushed his teeth with his left hand in the order of up, down, left, right, in, and out, while holding the mouse in his right hand, he logged in a series of chat software.Then I clicked on the game accelerator, and by the way, changed the information in the live broadcast room to "Live broadcast of the latest text-oriented stand-alone game released in China at [-] p.m.".

It’s just that it’s inconvenient to type with one hand. I made typos several times in the middle, and the mistakes were outrageous. It made Ji Yao laugh, and sprayed a little bit of toothpaste foam, leaving a few inconspicuous spots on the coat. little white dot.

Ding dong.

Now that the accelerator is turned on, he must log in to the game. Based on the principle of doing tasks every day and not rushing too late, every time Ji Yao wakes up, he goes to do the daily work first.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the game was launched today, I saw a friend request.

The player Donghuang Xieshang requests to add you as a friend, do you agree?

Yes.

The name of this game looked familiar, but Ji Yao didn't think much about it, he just added it as it was the alias of his relatives and friends in one of his games.

When Ji Yao finished brushing his teeth and washing his face, put the milk and the sandwich bread he bought from the supermarket into the microwave to warm up, and watched the game again, he was dumbfounded.

There are two more secret chats in the chat box, and a team application on the game interface.

Donghuang Xieshang: "I don't need money for a catty of pineapples, this is my trumpet."

Donghuang Xieshang: "You look good, I admire you very much, will you fall in love with me?"

Ji Yao felt that he was about to squirt a mouthful of old blood on the screen.

This catty of pineapples doesn't cost money, and it's that poisonous tongue commander.

Besides, the aesthetics of this venomous command is not comparable to that of ordinary people.

It doesn’t cost a catty of pineapple. She is a sister of the same school as a little black cat. She has long legs and a thin waist. She shows her back today and her legs the next day. She changes clothes and accessories every three days. Same.

It's nothing, what's important is that Commander Poison Tongue likes to wear all kinds of insect wings, such as moths and butterflies, with a hairstyle with two pieces of gauze on his head. Ask: "Am I beautiful?" After asking, I have to ask myself and answer again: "Beautiful, so beautiful."

Then call on everyone to copy what he just said in the command YY.

Every time the commander of the opposite camp sees this scene, he will always let out a puff of smoke in grief, and say quietly on their channel: "The world is going down, sooner or later it will end."

If Ji Yao was in the opposite camp, he would probably say, "Smelly shameless."

The players didn't think it was a big deal, and people from both camps cheered together to join in the fun, brushing up on the near chat channel: "A catty of pineapples doesn't cost much money!" With pixel expressions, there are contemptuous ones, cute ones, and kissing ones. The last one can be said to be really brave.

Ji Yao curled his lips, tapped on the keyboard, and sent two words firmly: "I don't!"

The venomous commander quickly replied: "You rejected me, that's fine."

Look, what a self-righteous and domineering president's face, he just tricked the little girl so that he can cheat on me?no way!

The corner of Ji Yao's mouth twitched twice, he put aside his poisonous tongue and went to get his breakfast in the microwave.

The author has something to say:

Written so that I really want to touch fish and play games hhh