After becoming a male goblin

Zhang Shu drilled back into his room, and squeezed into the bed if he was not particular about it.

Cheng Bei is still reminiscing about his experience as a goblin, and this careful recollection reminds him of many details. He happened to recall his sad episode of "Survival in the Wild". Have the heart to leave me on the mountain for the night? Even if you are angry, you shouldn’t scare me like that, do you know how scary it is?” Thinking of so many caterpillars, he couldn’t help shivering.

There was nothing wrong on Zhang Shu's face, he said seriously: "That mountain has spiritual veins, staying there for one night will help the flowering period."

By the way, it can also force you to tell the truth, and let you recognize the reality that first love is the most powerful and reliable person.Killing two birds with one stone, Zhang Shu didn't think there was anything wrong.

Choking on the word "flowering period", Cheng Bei was still unconvinced: "Then you just leave me there alone?"

Zhang Shu pretended not to know: "Are you afraid of the dark?" When we were together before, Cheng Bei thought that a man should not let his lover know that he was afraid of the dark, so he kept pretending not to reveal it, and Zhang Shu, his lover, never To expose him is just to excuse his lover by saying that if he doesn't leave a small light, he will fall when he gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

Cheng Beili said bluntly: "It's not men who are afraid of the dark, I'm not afraid. I mean, I was a grass and had no resistance at that time, and I became a monster, so I couldn't say that my aura overflowed. If this happened, a wild beast would swallow me up." Am I wronged or not? Have you ever thought about the possibility of an accident?"

Zhang Shu was still calm, and explained: "Didn't I ask Xuan Ge to protect you? Xuan Ge is a bully in the mountains, and no one dares to act wild in front of him."

Cheng Bei was still dissatisfied, but he held back his words, and squinted at Zhang Shu with his small eyes.

Zhang Shu smiled secretly, and explained: "After confirming that Xuan Ge was protecting you, I went down the mountain to ask the master for help. The fairy water was ground at that time. It took some time to coax the master. But when I returned to the mountain, you were already asleep. At that time, it was dark and you slept soundly." I still didn't forget to put on a "manly" hat who was not afraid of the dark for the lover who was about to explode.

Cheng Bei was secretly relieved, but on the surface he pretended to be dissatisfied, and asked, "What kind of fairy water, I think it is the stinky ditch water specially used to fume Daluo Jinxian's stinky fighting Buddha. It almost suffocated me to death." , how did you get such a thing?" Is there any benefit?

Zhang Shu saw that he had successfully diverted his subject's attention, and at this moment he didn't mind how annoying it is to do science popularization work in the warlock world. He took the opportunity to lean into Cheng Bei's ear and said softly, "Immortal water is the divine water passed down from ancient ancestors in the world. , it has a significant effect on plant-type fairies. Don't you think it will show the effect the next day?"

The matter of being blossomed was brought up again and again, and Cheng Bei felt that it was detrimental to the man's dignity, but seeing this man's gentle and relaxed face, he couldn't see any deliberation, so he had to change the subject: "Where's Xuan Ge?"

Zhang Shu is a bit tasteful. At this moment when he should be "talking about love" and "mixing oil with honey", he actually got another male in the car. This means he is full and has a leisurely heart, right?

But Zhang Shu is a person who cares about face, and he will not easily show his displeasure of being jealous. His countermeasure is to spread rumors to smear him.

Zhang Shuming secretly spread rumors about Xuange and Xiao He. He said that the reason why Xuan Ge was close to Xiao He was because Xiao He was Xuan Ge's soul.He also emphasized that Xuan Ge is an old monster with little human touch. Xuan Ge has been waiting for the opportunity to eat Xiao Ji, and let Cheng Bei far away from Xuan Ge. Ge usually feeds on these evil spirits.Cheng Bei believed it when he heard this.In front of his relatives and friends, Cheng Bei was undefended and even a bit ignorant. He believed everything people said, and it was thanks to his great heart that he was always led by the nose by Zhang Shu secretly.

Zhang Shu also said that Xuan Ge's cultivation in human form would also snatch Xiao He's soul, and that if Xiao He died naturally, Xuan Ge could also follow Lin to cultivate in human form.

Cheng Bei asked why Xiao He was still so close to Xuan Ge, and Zhang Shu said that they kept hiding it from Xiao He, because they were afraid that a fool would sacrifice their lives for Xuan Ge.

Cheng Bei: "Aren't you guys capable of psychics? Didn't Xuan Ge tell Xiao He about this?"

Zhang Shu continued: "Xuan Ge made an agreement with the master not to talk to Xiao He, Xuan Ge still has the style of being a big monster, at least he hasn't broken the contract for so many years." If you tell a lie, you will tell more lies To make a lie, Zhang Shu, based on the principle of doing a complete set of acting, continued to tease his partner by the way, and sure enough, Cheng Bei's shocked appearance was indescribably cute in Zhang Shu's eyes.

Cheng Bei really didn't expect such a complicated inside story, he thought Xuan Ge really liked Xiao He.Others were a little puzzled: "Since you know that Xuan Ge's purpose is not pure, why didn't you separate the two of them?"

Zhang Shu bullied Cheng Bei for not knowing about these gods and ghosts, and continued to talk calmly: "They are originally one, and it is not good for both of them if they are far away."

Cheng Bei sighed: "I thought Xuan Ge was serious about Xiao He." Thinking about it, he guessed again, "But I don't think Xuan Ge simply wants to eat Xiao He, maybe after getting along for so long, Xuan Ge also changed his mind, maybe it also likes Xiao He a little bit?"

Zhang Shu continued to talk: "Xuan Ge likes Xiao He, and he also likes himself in essence, there is no problem."

After hearing this, Cheng Bei became more determined. Xuan Ge loved and hated Xiao He at the same time.

For a moment, Cheng Bei didn't know what expression to put on.

It's hard work for Xuan Ge not to go crazy with this distorted emotion.

Zhang Shu: "Xuan Ge will definitely ask you about becoming a human again, so be careful not to be fooled by it."

Based on Xiao He's brother-in-law's concern, Cheng Bei replied, "Don't worry, I'll just pretend I don't understand the goblin's words."

Zhang Shu: "Xuan Ge likes to eat chili, especially the chili sauce bibimbap made by Xiao Huo. He wants to pester you, and if he gets bored, he will use the chili in the refrigerator to block his mouth. But this old monster is arrogant and awkward, isn't it It said it didn’t like it even when it was fed by Xiao He.”

Cheng Bei: "Yeah." I can't contribute much to the matter of transforming into a human form, but being able to take care of Xuan Ge a little bit in terms of food can be regarded as repaying the affection of "never leave and never give up".

However, according to his observations in the past few days, Xuan Ge is clearly only close to Xiao He, and doesn't care about Zhang Shu at all, so the words "been raised by Zhang Shu" in the woods before are clearly misleading himself. Its owner is simply Xiao He.Thinking of this fact, Cheng Bei felt a little upset at being tricked.I just don't know if Xuan Ge was purely trying to trick him into making fun of him, or if the old cat was too lazy to say a few more words to explain.But Xuan Ge saw his own joke and didn't remind him that it was true.

Therefore, Cheng Bei felt that he had done his best to be a buddy by thinking about Xuan Ge's food.

There is no pressure on Zhang Shu's rumors, except that it is not true that he likes to eat chili peppers, Xuan Ge has indeed had long-standing intentions against Xiao He, and has never concealed his possessive desire for Xiao He, and it will be a matter of time before he swallows his stomach.It's just that this "eat" is not the other "eat", it's just that Cheng Bei has misunderstood this "eat".

If you say that when someone is in a relationship, you can't disturb the two people's world of honey and oil, especially the person who is possessive and doesn't talk about it.

When Zhang Shu was making dinner and couldn't "protect the food", Xuan Ge slipped in to find Cheng Bei.Cheng Bei was looking at Zhang Shu's photo album, which was more than ten years old, and inside it was a picture of the young Xiao Ji and Zhang Shu making a pepper feast.Xuan Ge sauntered and jumped onto the bed cabinet, and snored dissatisfiedly when he saw this red and hot picture.

Looking down at Uncle Cat in human form, Cheng Bei felt a shameful and inexplicable sense of superiority. He didn't care about Xuan Ge's posing to trick him before, and greeted him with a smile: "Why did you come in?"

Xuan Ge cut to the chase and asked, "How did you become a human?"

Cheng Bei blinked slowly, pretending not to understand: "Can you speak human language? I don't understand cat calls." Of course, they have all been male goblins, so he can still understand what goblins say.

Xuan Ge was stunned, a little anxious: "Can't you understand? You can't understand when you become a human? You can only understand human language? Are you teaching me how to speak human language?" Some words are incoherent.

Cheng Bei frowned, pretending to be embarrassed and said, "I'm a human now, not a goblin. I really don't understand what you are saying. You should speak human language."

Xuan Ge was really anxious: "Meow, how can I, a goblin who has not turned into a human form, speak human language!"

To the ears of ordinary people without knowledge, Xuan Ge is indeed "meow meow".

Cheng Bei held back his laughter and continued to coax the cat, looking surprised: "You old monster who has lived for so long can't speak human language?"

Xuan Ge glared at him and yelled angrily: "What's wrong with the old monster! Is the old monster supposed to be able to speak human language?"

Cheng Bei frowned in embarrassment, and felt secretly relieved that he finally had the opportunity to "revenge".He pretended to propose: "How about you write? You have lived for so many years, you should be able to write?"

Zhang Shu talked about this in the morning, saying that Xuan Ge felt dizzy and uncomfortable when he saw the words, as if the words were drugged, and he didn't know a few words at all, let alone write.

Sure enough, Xuan Ge was stunned when he heard this, his eyes were wide open, and his pupils became vertical pupils. He only regretted that he escaped back then and didn't go to school with Xiao He to read and learn.

Xuan Ge said dejectedly: "I can't speak, you can't go this way, Zhang Shu and old man Chen will definitely not be willing to tell me how to become a human, and I can't ask Xiao He about this matter... How can I speak without a human form?" "Eat" Xiao He...you tell me how to become a human!!"

The more Xuan Ge talked, the more uncomfortable he became, he turned around and left, only wanting Xiao He's hug.

Even if you can't become a human being for the time being, you still have to occupy Xiao He's person, and no one can take it away!

Cheng Bei: ... So you really planned to eat Xiao Hao?

Cheng Bei was taught by his parents since he was a child to be honest and not to lie, otherwise he would turn into rotten tofu. How many times he lied and cheated made him feel a little guilty.

But this time, life is at stake, so Cheng Bei has no psychological burden, but he is also worried that Zhang Shu will be left with the impression that he can't be [-]% not lying. Do all sweet days start with doubts?Therefore, it is necessary for Cheng Bei to "clean up" himself!

Cheng Bei told Zhang Shu dilly-dally about his "entangled mental journey" when he was lying, expressly hinting throughout the whole process, "Hurry up and say 'it has nothing to do with you, don't think too much' and wash it off for me".

Although Zhang Shu didn't fully understand the reason why the subject kept asking questions repeatedly, it didn't prevent him from fulfilling his "obligations" as a good "understanding" man. Is the process?" Immediately afterwards, he used "action" to appease his lover, using the "gag" routine learned from TV dramas.

In fact he really doesn't remember anything.Cheng Bei suddenly felt that he had cleaned himself up, so he didn't think about it anymore.

During Zhang Shu's intimate kiss, Cheng Bei only had one thought in a daze: eat more meat, make up for it, so that he can serve his wife.

That night, Xiao He couldn't fall asleep until the middle of the night, Xuan Ge kept making noises, either slapping his face or pulling his clothes to get into his chest.Xiao He couldn't laugh or cry, he didn't understand what kind of trouble Xuan Ge was making, when he asked it, it didn't speak, so it just meowed.In the end, Xiao He couldn't bear the heavy drowsiness, let Xuan Ge make noise, and closed his eyes to sleep.Xuan Ge didn't feel like making trouble by himself, so he could only squeeze into the back of Xiao He's head depressedly, pulling Xiao He's hair—now he has breasts and now he is buried, and he can't push people out of the wall before he really gets out of the wall, and sleeps.

The next day, Cheng Bei was finally allowed by Zhang Shu to get out of bed and have breakfast together.

Old man Chen kept teasing Cheng Bei at the dinner table, saying, "I'm talking about you, Zhang Shu, why do you look so cold? It's also embarrassing you, Xiao Bei, and I'm embarrassed to take my companion out."

"Xiaobei, you won't wake up with the strength of the feudal superstitions of us, and then run away to let Zhang Shu become a widow? It must be a handsome one..."

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This old man is so vengeful!I still remember what I said that day!

Cheng Bei couldn't be more angry, but he was an old man, so he really couldn't take advantage of it if he just made fun of it.In the spirit of being a son-in-law of the younger generation, Cheng Bei repeatedly promised that he would not abandon him in chaos and end up in chaos, and would take good care of Zhang Shu, so that the old man could rest assured that he should not worry about it, and that he would not forget to make the old man think more about Xiao He at his age. Leftover man.

Xiao He is innocent, he lay down the gun without interjecting

After breakfast, the old man Chen left. He refused the escort of the two apprentices, and only said: "Xiao Huo, you boy, find a partner earlier. If you can't do it yourself, I will ask Brother Li to help you. A medium."

When Xuan Ge heard this, old man Chen let out a cry, Xiao He was helpless.

Cheng Bei, on the other hand, was firm in Xuan Ge's complicated idea of ​​love and hatred for Xiao Huo.