After becoming a male goblin

In his sleep, Cheng Bei kept talking about "surviving a catastrophe will lead to future blessings" and "living a happy life with a first love again".

Early in the morning, Zhang Shu came up with a legendary sweet trick to wake up his partner—covering Cheng Bei's nose and covering Cheng Bei's mouth with his mouth.

Cheng Bei was so suffocated that he opened his eyes in horror. He woke up from a nightmare where he was almost drowned in the fairy water.

Zhang Shu "woke up" the subject, and he got up to make breakfast, "Wake up first before falling asleep, breakfast will be ready soon."

Zhang Shu walked out of the room with indescribable pride in his smile, but he didn't realize that his partner's eyes were wide open because he was scared and not surprised. He didn't see Cheng Bei's depressed face, and happily went to perform his duties as a husband. .

Cheng Bei broke free from the aftertaste of the nightmare and sighed helplessly.

My partner seems to be hungry and thirsty for a long time, but I am still empty-handed, and I can't even get up early to make a heart-warming meal, which is distressing.

Zhang Shu made breakfast, piled chili peppers on two servings for the master and senior fellow, warmed them in the microwave, and went back to the room with himself and Cheng Bei.

It's delicious to eat breakfast with your partner.

Cheng Bei stared at the two breakfasts in front of him, dissatisfied, and didn't move.

This is made by my daughter-in-law. Although I am not satisfied, a man can't talk about it with a big face.

However, the necessary attitude still has to be shown, otherwise how can I live the days of raising my body.

Cheng Bei was thinking of words with his luck, and he didn't speak or move the spoon.

Zhang Shu pretended not to see it, and took care of the automatic chopsticks.

Zhang Shu quickly ate half a bowl of meat porridge and a poached egg, and Cheng Bei's stomach growled.Cheng Bei swallowed his saliva, but still succumbed to the temptation of the opposite meat porridge, picked up a spoon and drank the yam porridge without any minced meat.

The entrance of vegetarian porridge can fade out half a bird.On the opposite side is the fragrant meat porridge with poached eggs.

Cheng Bei was still unbalanced, and couldn't help muttering: "There is no meat at all, and there is no egg. Are you playing monk role-playing with me?"

Zhang Shu saw the depressed and inconspicuously flattering appearance of his partner, which was very helpful, but he insisted not to let go: "Your body is still very weak, you have to make up for it slowly, and when the time comes, I will give it to you if you want to eat delicious food and spicy food." You." As he said, he picked up another poached egg, chewed it with gusto, and swallowed it in one bite, as a demonstration and encouragement.

Although Cheng Bei was not convinced, he couldn't say weak words such as "I eat meat only because of vainness", so Fu Gang had to keep his spirits up all the time.

In desperation, Cheng Bei could only adopt the method of self-comforting imagination, whispering to hypnotize himself: "This meat porridge is really delicious, really fragrant, and delicious." Imagine the opposite one as if it was in his own bowl, eat it!

Zhang Shu put on a serious face and said sweetly, "Eat slowly, there's still some in the pot, I'll make more for you tomorrow."

Cheng Bei pouted: "...I didn't hear anything."

Zhang Shu laughed when his partner buried his head in the bowl, and happily decided to make yam porridge for Cheng Bei for breakfast tomorrow, so as to nourish his partner's stomach, and let him smell the porridge with preserved egg and lean meat to appetize.

Zhang Shu stared at Cheng Bei as he finished the bowl of porridge, kissed Cheng Bei's forehead as if coaxing a child, and took out the tableware.

Cheng Bei stared at the ceiling helplessly, he had been separated from his partner for several years, and he had learned how to be clingy and coquettish, but he was so weak that he really couldn't satisfy his partner right away, so worried.

Just as Zhang Shu finished washing the dishes, Xiao He came in looking for something to eat with Xuan Ge in his arms.

Zhang Shu was so focused on Cheng Bei that he didn't notice that Xuan Ge had already completed his journey away from home.He smiled and asked in a good mood: "Did you leave, have you changed your sex?"

Before he was carried into the chili-smelling kitchen, Xiao He's skill at coaxing cats improved again.

Xiao He yawned and greeted without energy: "Morning. What's the change, I just came back yesterday."

Zhang Shu didn't care about Xuan Ge's running away from home. Instead, he looked at his senior brother holding a black cat in his arms, and joked: "It's willing to come into the kitchen. How long have you been studying how to coax a cat?"

Speaking of this, Xiao He had to think of last night's speculation, and glanced at the cat in his arms uncomfortably.Xuan Ge threw his whole head into Cheng Bei's chest from the moment he entered the kitchen, and his exposed eyes narrowed slightly on Xiao He's.This was a sign of Uncle Cat's displeasure, so Xiao He could only bite the bullet and say, "Zhang Shu, Xuan Ge wants to eat fresh braised fish, so you can make one."

Zhang Shu squinted his eyes and didn't respond immediately.My partner can't eat meat, but he looks envious when he sees other people eating meat. Although he looks at it for fun, he still feels a little bit pained in his heart. He doesn't want to irritate Cheng Bei right now, and say no if it becomes too exciting. You have to work hard to coax people.In Cheng Bei's view, the image of a strong and reliable man is closely related to cooking and taking care of the meals. Zhang Shu doesn't want to destroy his image like this.

Xiao He kept his eyes on Xuan Ge, and didn't notice the sour look of his junior brother who was distracted and smiling.He continued: "Cheng Bei is up yet? Xuan Ge wants to see him."

Zhang Shu was not happy, and directly refused: "Xiaobei is still resting, don't disturb him. If Xuan Ge wants to eat fish, you can do it. It wants to eat your braised fish. If you don't believe me, ask. If you can't do it, hurry up." Find a partner, what your partner does is what you do, the same."

I don't want to bother with these two anymore, I wipe my hands and go to the bedroom.

If Xuan Ge had established a deep friendship with Cheng Bei in such a short period of time, he would not believe it anyway.And based on the fact that the old monster has only been close to Xiao He for so many years, he dares to conclude that Xuan Ge's name of visiting Cheng Bei is false, but it is more likely that he wants to take the opportunity to make a routine in Beihua.

The remaining two big eyes stared small.

Xiao He was a little uncertain, and hesitantly said: "Are you really..." Before he could finish speaking, he was slapped by Uncle Xuan Ge.

Xiao Hao shut up.

He just said that his cooking skills are mediocre, that is, the simple dishes are made only after several years of experience, and they are only edible.When it comes to making fish, he has never even touched it. He himself is allergic to aquatic creatures. Mr. Cat only eats cooked fish. Now he really wants to learn how to cook fish. Until the day when you can cook fish that you can eat.

It would be a fantasy for Mr. Cat to want to eat his own talents.

But this uncle cat is really difficult to serve, and he will give a little punch every now and then.Even though he was old, he was still like a child, and no goblin would believe his age.

Xuan Ge had more opinions on Zhang Shu's words.

You dislike Xiao He for not having a caring old Gong who knows the cold and the hot, right?Are you laughing at me for not being human yet?

You also encouraged Xiao He to find a partner, you really are not a good person.

If you don't show it, you won't show it. At worst, I will sneak over to see it. I don't believe that you can keep Cheng Bei at all times.It's really not a good thing to prevent my uncle from transforming into a human form, and not to think about the rest of his life for Xiao He.

When my uncle turns into a human form, he cooks braised fish every day!And secretly feed Cheng Bei!

In the end, Xuan Ge reluctantly ate the heated braised fish.

Cheng Bei in the room didn't know that he was being watched by Mr. Cat. He was holding his belly and thinking about what Zhang Shu did when they were living together. As if a little daughter-in-law was angry, she couldn't say anything.Thinking about it, Cheng Bei couldn't help but sigh to himself how stupid, stupefied and cowardly he was to abandon those happy little days.

Thinking of his own stupefaction and cowardice, he couldn't help but think of all the foolishness in front of Zhang Shu after he became a goblin, and he became even more sad and indignant—the image of a strong and reliable man was shattered into scum, it was too stupid.

When Zhang Shu came out of the kitchen, he saw his master sitting cross-legged on the sofa in the living room and talking on the phone.

Old man Chen said to the person on the other end of the phone: "Brother, it's not a beautiful day, it's raining, today is considered impossible to make an appointment, why don't we make an appointment next time?"

"Oh, it won't work tomorrow. I'm going back to the countryside tomorrow. There are a lot of domestic animals waiting for me to go back. Why don't I bother my neighbors."

Zhang Shu curled his lips slightly, Master, you should go back quickly, otherwise the cats and dogs at home will really rebel.

He still remembered the "slobbering" incident that day, and it's nothing if Cheng Bei didn't realize it now, but when he remembered it, he might not know how to make trouble with the old man, um, he would even make trouble with himself.Maybe my master will add fire to his backyard.

Old man Chen: "Oh, good, next time I go to the city, I will tell you in advance."

"Do you like chili peppers? It's homemade chili sauce. My little apprentice makes delicious ones. I'll ask him to send you a jar sometime to try."

"Hey, let him play a few games of chess with you to relieve boredom."

Zhang Shu rolled his eyes, old man, you can't use your apprentice to take the blame every time, the apprentice has to go out to work to support the family, how can you get the time to stop the "chess friend" debt you provoked.

Old man Chen also rolled his eyes when he saw that his little apprentice was so disrespectful.The mouth is still saying this: "Okay, keep in touch. Next time you go to town, I will bring you the chili sauce I made myself!"

Zhang Shu glanced at Xuan Ge coming out of the kitchen alone, his heart moved, and he reminded his master in a low voice: "Senior brother doesn't have a date yet, let me help you find a date."

When Xuan Ge heard this, he was about to explode, and let out a bad mood.

Old man Chen smirked, and he really told the old buddy on the other end of the phone: "Oh, brother, don't I have two apprentices, my little apprentice has a partner, but the eldest apprentice is still single, brother If you have time, please introduce a few. Oh well! Keep in touch!"

Xuan Ge was really furious now, and said "Aww" to old man Chen.

When Xiao He heard the sound, he hurried out, greeted his master, and carried Xuan Ge back to his room, coaxing in a low voice: "Don't be angry, go to the balcony to get some fresh air and it won't taste spicy anymore."

Old man Chen hummed: "Silly boy. I don't even know why I suffered a loss."

Zhang Shu smiled, Xiao Mian, let you coax Cheng Bei to leave.

Ahem, Zhang Shu never felt that there was any conflict between being petty and holding grudges and being a strong and reliable man. Anyway, the whole person and cat avoided his own partner, and his image was still strong and reliable.

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