Married life with Bakugo

I didn't find Boy Dazai in the detective agency, but I saw Mr. Kunikida who was writing hard.

How many pages does his little book have, and it seems that he can never finish writing.

"Morning Ueno-san." Kunikida-kun greeted me, "Huh? Two Ueno-san?"

"Mr. Kunikida excuse me, I want to borrow Dazai boy."

"Borrow him? Are you so overwhelmed by what happened?" He pushed his glasses.

"No... I seem to be affected by a supernatural power, and my self from ten years ago was teleported here. I want to see if I can borrow Dazai's supernatural power to bring her back." I pointed to the guy next to me.

"His Royal Highness, the prince who came late to the country, doesn't know whether he hanged himself by making noodles at home or threw himself into the river again. Miss Ueno, please sit down first. I'll make a call to see if anyone answers."

Mr. Kunikida was picking up his mobile phone to make a call, when His Royal Highness, who was late, came: "Hi! Good morning, Mr. Kunikida, the weather is really nice today, I saw this beautiful lady on the road, would you like to come with me?" To die for love?"

He rushed over and took "my" hand.

I separated the two: "Don't invite her to die in love anymore, she has already taken the initiative in this matter and can no longer take the initiative, Dazai boy, quickly use your ability to destroy this guy."

Boy Dazai smiled and touched her rabbit ears: "Ms. Ueno, it seems inappropriate to use the word destroy? How can she say that she is also you ten years ago, so using the word 'this guy' is a bit too much."

I murmured a few times: "Anyway, hurry up and use your abilities, I really don't have time to take care of her, please, Dazai boy."

"No."

"why?"

"Because Miss Ueno from ten years ago was not made by a supernatural power, but a real person. I can eliminate the supernatural power, but I can't eliminate the things sent from the past after the supernatural power takes effect."

It was so annoying, I looked at her who had been sitting on the chair without saying a word since she first arrived: "Then what should I do, when will she go back?"

"I don't know about that." Dazai boy shrugged, "But it's okay, it's not bad to stay in the detective agency as a mascot. Miss Ueno from ten years ago looks so immature."

Me: "...I'm so sorry for being old."

Mr. Kunikida: "Dazai, don't make random decisions!" After he finished speaking, he glanced at the guy sitting on the chair, as if he had been touched by something, "But Miss Ueno looks so quiet, let her stay here first." The office is fine."

Quiet?I'm afraid you have misunderstood her.

And this misunderstanding was quickly verified.

When I was worrying about how to deal with this guy, Mr. Tanizaki, boy Nakajima and boy Miyazawa came in one after another.

Sitting quietly on the stool as if she didn't exist, she suddenly rushed towards Mr. Tanizaki and grabbed the gun in his hand, put the muzzle of the gun in her mouth and immediately pulled the trigger without even a tenth of a second of hesitation.

The magazine is empty.

She didn't hear the sound of shooting through her throat, so she fired a few more shots in disbelief and found no results, then threw the gun on the ground and returned to her seat, dazed.

I was almost scared to death by her!I was almost leaving this brave new world!

Everyone present was shocked by her series of coquettish manipulations, and even the most unscrupulous boy Dazai rarely looked down.

My legs were a little weak: "Mr. Kunikida, it's safer to tie her up and lock her up."

Mr. Kunikida did not speak.

It was the young man from Nakajima who stammered: "What the hell is going on?" Breaking the stagnant atmosphere at the scene.

I gave a rough explanation of the incident to the people behind me and sighed heavily: "It's a bit cruel, but I had to do it."

The rest stared at me with question marks on their faces.

"Do you have that kind of big wooden box that is temporarily unused in your office?"

"Miss Ueno, don't you want to put her in and lock her up?"

Me: "Huh? Am I that perverted? I'll show you a box bondage."

Mr. Tanizaki found me a big wooden box that was used to hold wine. I turned the box over so that it was upside down, and then hugged me ten years ago to stand on it.

"Okay, let her stand on it."

"Is that all right?" Dazai boy was skeptical.

"That's enough, if you don't believe me, take a look."

She first stood on the big wooden box in a daze for a few seconds, and after realizing that her perspective was different, she looked down tentatively, then squatted down tremblingly with a crying expression on her face, and hugged her hands behind her back. Looking at himself, burying his head in his arms: "I'm going to fall, I'm going to fall, I'm going to fall to my death, blah blah, I'm going to fall to my death, no one, no one below, no one to catch Me, no one caught me..." She was chanting, her body began to swing back and forth slightly.

"Look, it's very effective... why are you all looking at me like this." I was complacent, but when I turned around, I found that their expressions were very...unspeakable.

"Miss Ueno is too cruel to do this." Nakajima boy said unbearably.

I don't deny it: "It's true...it's a bit cruel, but I can't stay with her all the time if I want to go to work. She can stay up there for a whole day, and I'll come back after get off work and take her away."

"One day? Ms. Ueno, what a hard-hearted woman you are." Dazai boy complained, but I think he is the person who is least qualified to say this, "However, what does she mean when she keeps saying that no one can catch her? "

"Ah... that," I was a little awkward in the face of everyone's staring eyes, "When I was in junior high school, I was teased by some classmates and fell off the stairs. I almost died from multiple comminuted fractures in my body. What she said No one caught me, so no one rescued her, right?"

"What kind of trick is this? Is this a crime?" Mr. Kunikida said with a cold face.

Boy Dazai: "So are you using this painful memory to deal with yourself? What a cruel woman, Miss Ueno."

Me: "...so I said it would be cruel."

"Well, I can't stand it any longer." The boy Miyazawa who had been silent all this time suddenly said.

I:"?"

The boy Miyazawa walked up to her and hugged her down: "Yesterday, I had a feeling that something was going to happen, so I even did today's farm work. Now I'm free, and I can help take care of Miss Ueno from ten years ago." .”

I kindly reminded: "Young Miyazawa, you just saw that she sometimes behaves abnormally, and she is really not a good person to take care of."

"It's okay, I've raised rabbits before, and I'm very strong and fast. If you keep an eye on her, it won't make the same thing happen again."

Boy Nakajima: "Miss Ueno and Rabbit are still different... right?"

Nakajima boy, why did you refute so uncertainly.

There was no other way, and in the end I asked Miyazawa boy to help take care of me ten years ago, and I went back to the store to help.

"Then I'm leaving." As soon as I was about to leave, she came running to hug me.

I:?Thank you, if you don't engage in Lily, even if the object is me ten years ago.

I have almost grown up, and I am the same size as I am now, so it feels strange to be hugged by myself.

"What are you doing?" There was disgust in my tone, but instead of pushing her away, I patted her on the back like coaxing a child.

"Don't want me."

I felt sore: "I didn't want you, you stay here now, I'll pick you up after get off work." It's strange, when I was with her, she still looked dull and motionless, and she would just leave if I wanted to leave. stick over.

Her eyes were dull, but tears kept streaming down. I took out a handkerchief and wiped her tears: "Don't cry, I'll be back to pick you up soon."

Mr. Tanizaki: "I don't know why this scene always feels very healing..."

The rest nodded.

I am down, but my heart is still upstairs.From time to time, I worry about whether that guy will get into trouble and cause trouble for others, or if he suddenly succeeds in suicide and makes me belch now.

"Don't worry about Nana, she's very good and she'll be fine, and everyone in the detective agency will take care of her." Ms. Yazaki comforted me when she saw how desperate I was.

"I hope so."

Immediately after get off work, I rushed to the detective agency. Miyazawa boy was standing beside her, teasing her with a red thing in his hand, but she remained motionless.

"The little rabbit is here to eat the red dates." The boy Gong Ze put the dates directly on her lips, but she didn't respond.

He really fed me like a rabbit ten years ago.

Seeing that she didn't bite, the boy Miyazawa brought it to his mouth and ate it first. I said, "Young Miyazawa, she touched her mouth! Eat it for me."

It was too late, and he had already finished his mouth: "It's okay, I don't mind. Miss Ueno will come to eat too." He chewed and found one out of nowhere and gave it to me.

"Is this... the red date as big as a fist in the legend?" It was really as big as a fist, and it was still red. After eating this, I felt that I didn't need to eat dinner.

I took a bite, it was quite sweet, and while I was chewing, her dull eyes stared at me.

"You want to eat? Didn't you refuse to eat when Miyazawa boy gave it to you just now?" I thought it was a mistake and ignored her. After I took a few more bites, I found that she was still staring at me.

I had no choice but to hand over the jujube I had bitten: "Do you really want to eat it?"

She looked at the dates for a moment, then bit down where I had bitten.

"Why do you bite the place I have bitten? You don't bite the surrounding areas that have not been bitten, you idiot?"

She looked at me again.

This time I took a bite from a different place and handed it to her, but she also followed the place I just bitten.

Me: ...do you like to eat my saliva?

So I took a bite of her, and the two of them finished the jujube together.

The boy Miyazawa watched our interaction with great interest: "Do you want to eat? I still have it here."

"No, no, I'm full. You're full too, right?"

Come on, ignore people again.

"Miyazawa boy, thank you for taking care of her today, I will take her back." Bow.

"You're welcome, Dazai and Nakajima also helped a lot on the way, ah, Naomi too. Dazai sang to her very carefully, even if Miss Ueno ten years ago couldn't stand it and covered her ears, he persisted."

What kind of help is this?

I didn't know how to answer, so he continued to ask: "Are you going to bring her here tomorrow?"

"Let's think about it, tomorrow is my off-duty day, so I probably won't come over." This also means that if this guy is still there, I have to spend a whole day alone with her.

"Miss Ueno, do you have any plans for tomorrow?"

"No, I guess I'll have to stay at home for a day."

"How about going to my house tomorrow?"

"Ah? Go, go to your house?"

"Well, my home is in a very remote village, the air is very good, and staying there is good for your health. Ms. Ueno's health is really bad. So, should you go?" The boy Miyazawa looked at me, and he The look in his eyes was so sincere, I actually wanted to refuse, because I didn't know him very well, but——

"Okay."

"Really? How about being in the detective society tomorrow?" His eyes sparkled.

"Um……"

Yes, I actually agreed.

Forget it, if you agree, just agree, and treat it as a trip.

On the way home.

"Hey, would you like a bunny cake?"

She silently walked behind me and let me lead her.

"I'm such an idiot to talk to you. There just happens to be a cake shop here. Come in with me. I said you can hold me well, do you hear me?"

It's strange to hear that.

I don't know if it's because I'm too young or what, everyone who sees us thinks we're twins.

Uh... I feel a little too good about myself, but it's because we look too much alike, otherwise I would be ten years behind her.

I carried the bunny cake I bought to her: "You, take it."

She looked at the bunny cake through the packaging, then at me.

"Little rabbit, rabbit."

"Yeah, hurry up and take it." Still dragging English with me?

"I like it, cute."

I stuffed the box to her: "It's useless to say you like it! I won't feed you, you feed it to me!"