Feng Shui Master of Fast Travel
Chapter 8 The 1st World anchor is busy hunting ghosts
Xie Zhuo didn't know, and thought it was Qiao Guanglan's cooking skills. For a while, countless touching chicken soup stories flashed through his heart. He managed to hold back the food and turned to Qiao Guanglan.
Qiao Guanglan held a small notebook in his hand, and asked without understanding his mood through the fluff on his face, "Is it delicious?"
Xie Zhuo took a deep breath, making his voice sound pleasant enough: "It's delicious."
Qiao Guanglan frowned, looked at his work in disbelief, and repeated, "Delicious?"
"Well, the taste is really good. It's just that I can eat this kind of overnight dish. You'd better not eat it. It's not good for your health."
After Xie Zhuo said this, he felt that the country owed him a golden man.
Qiao Guanglan was astonished, picked up a candy box from the side, picked up a piece of milk candy, fed it to the little bear, and confirmed, "What about this one?"
The mellow and sweet milk fragrance covered up the weird taste just now, Xie Zhuo suddenly felt as if he had obtained a second life, and he showed a sincere smile: "Delicious!"
Qiao Guanglan sighed, lowered his head and wrote two lines on the small notebook in his hand.
Xie Zhuo worked hard for a long time, just for Bomei's smile, and when he saw him sigh, his heart ached, and he ran over to Qiao Guanglan's small notebook to look.
It reads in beautiful cursive script——
"Two possible results of the fusion of Devouring Talisman and Purifying Talisman:
1. Affect taste.
2. Affect IQ. "
Xie Zhuo: "..."
If I had known that you were so self-aware, I wouldn't have bothered to worry about it, but you still have such a poisonous hand against my current appearance, you are really non-toxic and not a husband.
Qiao Guanglan got up, and the moment he closed his notebook, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the two words he had written down unintentionally from the corner of his eye, and the thoughts that he could not catch just now suddenly became clear.
Those two words are - "xianshui".
Immortal slough, as the name suggests, is the body left after the soul of a fairy leaves the body. It is immortal and can be repaired automatically if it suffers any damage.
Because of the special nature of Xianshui, there has always been a saying that if the soul of a mortal can enter the body of a fairy, it can live forever and live as long as the sky. The confirmed rumors are even more illusory.
So Qiao Guanglan didn't think about it at all at first, until it suddenly occurred to him just now that Xie Zhuo is a god and has no body, and what the contract ghost is looking for is a body, which is very powerful.
Hmm~ Such a coincidence, can it still be a coincidence?
Just as Qiao Guanglan was thinking, a WeChat message came up on his phone. He picked it up and looked at it, raising his sword eyebrows.
Xie Zhuo asked, "What's wrong?"
Qiao Guanglan said: "A woman called the company and said that someone in their family was bewitched by evil spirits, but her family was not in a good position and had no money to hire someone to exorcise evil spirits. Our company has a very famous Feng Shui master who often cooperates. If he is willing to go there If the girl dances at home, she agrees that the company will send someone to their house to live broadcast the scene of the dance. Let me do the live broadcast.”
Xie Zhuo said: "I will accompany you, I can protect you."
Qiao Guanglan said: "How to protect? If someone comes and beats me, will you rush to kill them?"
Xie Zhuo: "..."
After all, Qiao Guanglan took him to the house of the woman named Yuan Yingying the next afternoon.
The weather they were in was not very good, and it was still sunny at noon. When he changed his clothes and went out, the outside was already covered with cloudy clouds. Qiao Guanglan was walking on the road, his clothes were blown up and down by the gusts of wind, and the air was filled with With the smell of dampness that is about to rain.
In such a situation, after going around the same building for the fourth time, he angrily kicked away a small stone on the ground, and said angrily: "Damn it, it's twists and turns, this building Is it a community or a maze?"
Xie Zhuo said: "Don't be angry, the roads and directions of this neighborhood are unscientific at first glance, and no one will be able to find them, please don't come here next time... Have you checked with Baidu Maps?"
He is very good at coaxing people, Qiao Guanglan's face turned pale: "I checked, I just followed the map and walked for half an hour... Why is this road so fucking hard to find!"
Xie Zhuo echoed: "That's right, it's really hard to find... Can you show me the map?"
Qiao Guanglan held the phone up to Xie Zhuo's eyes. He glanced at the map on it, then scanned it again, and immediately knew where the road was.
Xie Zhuo didn't dare to say it directly, and said, "It's indeed quite complicated, but I saw that you walked around here a few times just now, why don't we go over there and have a look?"
Qiao Guanglan was annoyed: "Didn't you just come from there?"
Xie Zhuo said: "It seems that I haven't passed by..."
Qiao Guanglan walked to the other end to have a look, and felt that there were exactly the same buildings next to it.
Xie Zhuo silently glanced at the very clearly visible destination: "What does the navigation say?"
Qiao Guanglan said: "Let me go forward 100 meters and turn west...how do I know which side is west! How do I know how far is 100 meters!"
Regardless of whether he knew it or not, Xie Zhuo knew it. Why Qiao Guanglan would hold on to the compass every time he helped someone spot the graves, and when he looked down at the terrain from a high position, he would hold on to the compass and not let go.
It turns out that he is a road idiot!
He breathed a sigh of relief, and finally found a reason to take Qiao Guanglan there: "I know how far 100 meters is, I can find the west side, let's go."
If he didn't leave, he felt that his eyes staring at the building were about to glow green.
Under Xie Zhuo's bear navigation, Qiao Guanglan finally found the door of the unit building, opened the live broadcast app, connected a pair of headsets to the phone and clipped it to his collar, and started the live broadcast.
"Hi everyone, welcome to this afternoon's live broadcast. I'm Qiao Guanglan."
【sofa! 】
【wwwwww Boring afternoon waiting for a surprise. 】
[Speaking of Qiao Meiren, can't you fix your live broadcast time for a while?You are so willful every time, the baby really waits so hard for you. 】
[I rely on the voice and tone of the anchor's speech today, my ears are going to be pregnant! 】
All the people who are talking now are old fans of Qiao Guanglan's live broadcast room. They come here to check if they have anything to do, so they appear very quickly.
Qiao Guanglan has been talking with the microphone on the headset, the voice is very low, but it can be heard very clearly in people's ears, it has the effect of whispering, and many people are immediately drunk.
Qiao Guanglan introduced the cause and effect of this live broadcast, and added: "In order not to interfere with the master, the anchor will lower the volume and reduce the sense of presence. I hope it will not affect everyone watching this live broadcast."
After he introduced it, he went up to the third floor according to the address and knocked on the door of Yuan Yingying's house: "According to the arrangement, the anchor did not act with the master. I don't know if he is here now. Let's go in and take a look."
He knocked for a long time, but no one opened the door.
[Hey, is no one home? 】
[It shouldn't be, didn't the anchor say that the arrangements have been made long ago? 】
【Could it be... panic.jpg】
[Finish the upstairs!You want to kill obsessive-compulsive disorder! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻]
Xie Zhuo tugged Qiao Guanglan at a place out of the camera's reach, and whispered, "There seems to be crying inside, did you hear that?"
Qiao Guanglan paused for a moment, and listened attentively. As expected, he could faintly hear the child crying. He vaguely felt uneasy, and looked down at Xie Zhuo in his pocket.
Xie Zhuo heaved a sigh of relief, and patted the door panel in front of him with his paw. With this slap, the door panel in front of them immediately became translucent in the eyes of the two, but the crowd watching the live broadcast didn't notice it.
Qiao Guanglan glanced at him in surprise: "Okay, I have some skills."
Then, his attention was drawn to the scene in front of him.
There are clusters of black air rolling and surging inside the door, as if there is some crisis that is about to explode buried in it. Three transparent and shiny human-shaped light clusters are buried in it, looming, as if they are about to be swallowed. The situation is very strange.
"The situation doesn't seem to be very good. There are cries coming from inside, but no one opened the door for me."
Qiao Guanglan said something into the headset, took two steps back, and planned to knock the door open, but before he could rush over, the door opened with a "bang".
Qiao Guanglan held a small notebook in his hand, and asked without understanding his mood through the fluff on his face, "Is it delicious?"
Xie Zhuo took a deep breath, making his voice sound pleasant enough: "It's delicious."
Qiao Guanglan frowned, looked at his work in disbelief, and repeated, "Delicious?"
"Well, the taste is really good. It's just that I can eat this kind of overnight dish. You'd better not eat it. It's not good for your health."
After Xie Zhuo said this, he felt that the country owed him a golden man.
Qiao Guanglan was astonished, picked up a candy box from the side, picked up a piece of milk candy, fed it to the little bear, and confirmed, "What about this one?"
The mellow and sweet milk fragrance covered up the weird taste just now, Xie Zhuo suddenly felt as if he had obtained a second life, and he showed a sincere smile: "Delicious!"
Qiao Guanglan sighed, lowered his head and wrote two lines on the small notebook in his hand.
Xie Zhuo worked hard for a long time, just for Bomei's smile, and when he saw him sigh, his heart ached, and he ran over to Qiao Guanglan's small notebook to look.
It reads in beautiful cursive script——
"Two possible results of the fusion of Devouring Talisman and Purifying Talisman:
1. Affect taste.
2. Affect IQ. "
Xie Zhuo: "..."
If I had known that you were so self-aware, I wouldn't have bothered to worry about it, but you still have such a poisonous hand against my current appearance, you are really non-toxic and not a husband.
Qiao Guanglan got up, and the moment he closed his notebook, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the two words he had written down unintentionally from the corner of his eye, and the thoughts that he could not catch just now suddenly became clear.
Those two words are - "xianshui".
Immortal slough, as the name suggests, is the body left after the soul of a fairy leaves the body. It is immortal and can be repaired automatically if it suffers any damage.
Because of the special nature of Xianshui, there has always been a saying that if the soul of a mortal can enter the body of a fairy, it can live forever and live as long as the sky. The confirmed rumors are even more illusory.
So Qiao Guanglan didn't think about it at all at first, until it suddenly occurred to him just now that Xie Zhuo is a god and has no body, and what the contract ghost is looking for is a body, which is very powerful.
Hmm~ Such a coincidence, can it still be a coincidence?
Just as Qiao Guanglan was thinking, a WeChat message came up on his phone. He picked it up and looked at it, raising his sword eyebrows.
Xie Zhuo asked, "What's wrong?"
Qiao Guanglan said: "A woman called the company and said that someone in their family was bewitched by evil spirits, but her family was not in a good position and had no money to hire someone to exorcise evil spirits. Our company has a very famous Feng Shui master who often cooperates. If he is willing to go there If the girl dances at home, she agrees that the company will send someone to their house to live broadcast the scene of the dance. Let me do the live broadcast.”
Xie Zhuo said: "I will accompany you, I can protect you."
Qiao Guanglan said: "How to protect? If someone comes and beats me, will you rush to kill them?"
Xie Zhuo: "..."
After all, Qiao Guanglan took him to the house of the woman named Yuan Yingying the next afternoon.
The weather they were in was not very good, and it was still sunny at noon. When he changed his clothes and went out, the outside was already covered with cloudy clouds. Qiao Guanglan was walking on the road, his clothes were blown up and down by the gusts of wind, and the air was filled with With the smell of dampness that is about to rain.
In such a situation, after going around the same building for the fourth time, he angrily kicked away a small stone on the ground, and said angrily: "Damn it, it's twists and turns, this building Is it a community or a maze?"
Xie Zhuo said: "Don't be angry, the roads and directions of this neighborhood are unscientific at first glance, and no one will be able to find them, please don't come here next time... Have you checked with Baidu Maps?"
He is very good at coaxing people, Qiao Guanglan's face turned pale: "I checked, I just followed the map and walked for half an hour... Why is this road so fucking hard to find!"
Xie Zhuo echoed: "That's right, it's really hard to find... Can you show me the map?"
Qiao Guanglan held the phone up to Xie Zhuo's eyes. He glanced at the map on it, then scanned it again, and immediately knew where the road was.
Xie Zhuo didn't dare to say it directly, and said, "It's indeed quite complicated, but I saw that you walked around here a few times just now, why don't we go over there and have a look?"
Qiao Guanglan was annoyed: "Didn't you just come from there?"
Xie Zhuo said: "It seems that I haven't passed by..."
Qiao Guanglan walked to the other end to have a look, and felt that there were exactly the same buildings next to it.
Xie Zhuo silently glanced at the very clearly visible destination: "What does the navigation say?"
Qiao Guanglan said: "Let me go forward 100 meters and turn west...how do I know which side is west! How do I know how far is 100 meters!"
Regardless of whether he knew it or not, Xie Zhuo knew it. Why Qiao Guanglan would hold on to the compass every time he helped someone spot the graves, and when he looked down at the terrain from a high position, he would hold on to the compass and not let go.
It turns out that he is a road idiot!
He breathed a sigh of relief, and finally found a reason to take Qiao Guanglan there: "I know how far 100 meters is, I can find the west side, let's go."
If he didn't leave, he felt that his eyes staring at the building were about to glow green.
Under Xie Zhuo's bear navigation, Qiao Guanglan finally found the door of the unit building, opened the live broadcast app, connected a pair of headsets to the phone and clipped it to his collar, and started the live broadcast.
"Hi everyone, welcome to this afternoon's live broadcast. I'm Qiao Guanglan."
【sofa! 】
【wwwwww Boring afternoon waiting for a surprise. 】
[Speaking of Qiao Meiren, can't you fix your live broadcast time for a while?You are so willful every time, the baby really waits so hard for you. 】
[I rely on the voice and tone of the anchor's speech today, my ears are going to be pregnant! 】
All the people who are talking now are old fans of Qiao Guanglan's live broadcast room. They come here to check if they have anything to do, so they appear very quickly.
Qiao Guanglan has been talking with the microphone on the headset, the voice is very low, but it can be heard very clearly in people's ears, it has the effect of whispering, and many people are immediately drunk.
Qiao Guanglan introduced the cause and effect of this live broadcast, and added: "In order not to interfere with the master, the anchor will lower the volume and reduce the sense of presence. I hope it will not affect everyone watching this live broadcast."
After he introduced it, he went up to the third floor according to the address and knocked on the door of Yuan Yingying's house: "According to the arrangement, the anchor did not act with the master. I don't know if he is here now. Let's go in and take a look."
He knocked for a long time, but no one opened the door.
[Hey, is no one home? 】
[It shouldn't be, didn't the anchor say that the arrangements have been made long ago? 】
【Could it be... panic.jpg】
[Finish the upstairs!You want to kill obsessive-compulsive disorder! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻]
Xie Zhuo tugged Qiao Guanglan at a place out of the camera's reach, and whispered, "There seems to be crying inside, did you hear that?"
Qiao Guanglan paused for a moment, and listened attentively. As expected, he could faintly hear the child crying. He vaguely felt uneasy, and looked down at Xie Zhuo in his pocket.
Xie Zhuo heaved a sigh of relief, and patted the door panel in front of him with his paw. With this slap, the door panel in front of them immediately became translucent in the eyes of the two, but the crowd watching the live broadcast didn't notice it.
Qiao Guanglan glanced at him in surprise: "Okay, I have some skills."
Then, his attention was drawn to the scene in front of him.
There are clusters of black air rolling and surging inside the door, as if there is some crisis that is about to explode buried in it. Three transparent and shiny human-shaped light clusters are buried in it, looming, as if they are about to be swallowed. The situation is very strange.
"The situation doesn't seem to be very good. There are cries coming from inside, but no one opened the door for me."
Qiao Guanglan said something into the headset, took two steps back, and planned to knock the door open, but before he could rush over, the door opened with a "bang".
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