Feng Shui Master of Fast Travel

Although there may be an mmp in his heart, after all, as a fairy, he needs an image. He endured it, pretended not to hear Qiao Guanglan's words, counted his fingers, and said coldly: "You leaked the secret before and suffered a thunder disaster, so you will Falling into this place..."

Qiao Guanglan was originally smiling, but when he heard his words "Let the sky's secrets out", his expression sank.

I don't know if it was Yu Ling's illusion, but at the moment Qiao Guanglan's face sank, he felt an invisible coercion coming towards him, and at that moment the following words were unsustainable.

Fortunately, it was only a moment, Qiao Guanglan's face quickly returned to normal, and he corrected it nonchalantly: "You miscalculated. Didn't you listen to what those people have been saying, I have too many words, This should have happened.”

Yu Ling frowned and said, "How dare you question my judgment, a young boy like you? The fate and soul relationship between you and me is based on mutual agreement. I don't know your secret. You obviously want to... ..."

"Hmm..." Qiao Guanglan stood with his hands behind his back, frowning, and after a while, he said slowly, "Then when I take a shower..."

Knowing that he was deliberately changing the subject, Yu Ling's face was still a little red, and her voice raised slightly: "As long as you don't use your spiritual power or encounter a life-and-death crisis, I won't awaken. It's like losing morality and failing!"

Besides, they are all men, do you think you look good?

He gave Qiao Guanglan a critical look.

……

So what if it looks good!

Qiao Guanglan breathed a sigh of relief and nodded: "Then I can rest assured, goodbye."

Goodbye? !

Yu Ling was dumbfounded: "You want to leave?"

"Ah, it's time for dinner. I don't think you have any plans to take care of the meal." Qiao Guanglan said, "Is there anything else?"

"You, what you did here should be to ask me why I am in such a world and how I can return to reality. I haven't finished talking at this moment, so why leave?"

Qiao Guanglan said leisurely: "Oh, I originally wanted to ask, but your classical Chinese style easily reminded me of the fear of being dominated by a Chinese teacher, and your attitude didn't make me realize the dignity that a father should have. Not happy, don't ask."

Yu Ling was shocked beyond words: "..."

Qiao Guanglan stopped talking nonsense, turned around and left, Yu Ling realized this and quickly caught up: "Wait a minute, wait a moment, you are in a different world, your body and soul are separated, aren't you afraid of death?"

Qiao Guanglan kept walking, and the voice came from afar: "Anyway, our lives are connected, and I am very relieved to have you by my side when I die."

He didn't talk to Yu Ling anymore, and returned to reality as soon as he opened his eyes. He hung up the jade slip and put it on his neck again, got up and stretched: "I'm so hungry, Xie Xiaoxiong, can you cook?"

Xie Zhuo and the contracted ghost raised their heads at the same time.

Just a quarter of an hour ago, the contract ghost was afraid of Qiao Guanglan, the bully who always liked to take pictures of him, but after spending such a short time with Xie Zhuo, when he heard Qiao Guanglan yell again, he actually wanted to cry with joy.

Without comparison, there is no harm.

Screen playback.

After Qiao Guanglan entered the room, he seemed to be unable to feel anything outside.

The ghost that made the contract with him floated out from some corner, faintly floating in mid-air, like a big human-shaped kite.

It used to be able to blatantly go in and out of any space that belonged to Qiao Guanglan, it could float wherever it wanted, and it could float in whatever posture it wanted, but I don’t know that the cowardly-looking kid ate wrong these two days What kind of medicine suddenly changed from Qiao Baozi to Uncle Qiao, and Ah Piao, who had been grimaced several times, no longer dared to float around, so he could only feel wronged and stared at the space to get some air.

After the contract ghost glanced at the purple bear on the coffee table playing with his mobile phone, his heart began to twitch.

The kid surnamed Qiao is disobedient, so shouldn't it be self-reliant and look for it carefully in this room?

As long as the little bear doesn't startle Qiao Guanglan by barking, it's fine.

The little thing is lying on the phone, playing with the candy Mengmengxiao whose interface is almost as big as his body.

The contracted ghost smiled contemptuously. It didn't know what it was, but it was just a plush toy. Thinking about it, it was nothing more than a puppet or a puppet.

It floated a little closer quietly, and found that the little bear was so engrossed in playing, as if he didn't notice it at all.

There was a sinister smile on the corner of the contract ghost's mouth, and he suddenly pounced towards Xie Zhuo—as long as he took down that silly little thing in one fell swoop, everything below would be easy to handle!

All of a sudden, a strong force shot it head-on, and before it had time to see what it was, it felt dizzy for a while, its whole head was in a daze, and it fell to the ground.

When it looked up, the little bear had stood up and was looking down at him. There seemed to be some cold light in those plastic eyes.

The contract ghost frightened: "...QAQ!"

Was it the one that took the picture of itself just now?Impossible, with such a great force...

"I don't want to make him angry, so you'd better get up now and roll aside obediently." Little Bear said coldly, "Be quick."

Even such a thing dared to yell at itself, it should have been angry, but when Qiao Guanglan was away, the contract ghost found that the other party's aura seemed to have changed all of a sudden, the cuteness just now was gone, and instead revealed A sense of oppression and danger.

It seems that the shameless and cute one is not it at all.

Still haven't recovered from this feeling of lingering fear, the movement was a little slow, and saw the opponent slightly raised his paw.

At that moment, he didn't know if he was dazzled. He seemed to see a figure of a handsome man floating in the air, and then a small tornado whirled and blew towards him, and the wind directly blew it into a ball and rolled it up again. Tucked it under the chair.

Contract ghost: "..."

It looked at the little bear, and didn't try to climb out again. The phantom of the man who appeared just now seemed to be a hallucination. ring again.

After a while, his voice added another sentence: "If you tell Ah Lan what happened just now, next time you won't just be stuffed under the chair."

Although the speaker seemed to be careless, once the words came out, there was an aura that no one could doubt. The fear of being blown into flowers by the wind just now has not been eliminated, and the contract ghost didn't dare to say a word, curled up obediently Get up and play dead.

So when it heard Qiao Guanglan's voice, it was very happy, and felt sincere admiration for him daring to order such a terrifying little bear to cook.

This is what makes the wicked have their own grind.

Xie Zhuo also heard Qiao Guanglan's words: "..."

Qiao Guanglan had already walked back into the hall, picked him up casually, put him aside, and checked the time on his mobile phone: "Hey, what about you? Xie Xiaoxiong, didn't you just claim to be able to do housework? How about your cooking skills?"

Xie Zhuo: "...Although it is a great honor to get this honor of cooking for you, I am afraid that there are no suitable ingredients and kitchen utensils that can match my appearance? Do you want me to cook myself for you?"

Qiao Guanglan gave him a disgusted look: "Forget it, I'm afraid of toothache."

Before he was seven years old, he had a lot of experience in life, and he really didn't know how to cook, but Qiao Guanglan thought it was a trivial matter, so he rarely did it, so he found a bag of instant noodles from the kitchen to eat.

While he was eating noodles, Xie Zhuo stood beside him tilting his head to look at Qiao Guanglan, looking a little dazed.

Maybe beauty is really a terrible thing. Before that, he never found out that eating instant noodles can be so attractive.But now, the white mist from the noodle bowl makes Qiao Guanglan's face like a handsome cartoon boy blurred, and at the same time softens his usually sharp expression. The red spicy oil stains his lips, and the white teeth bite off the noodles. , The vivid color contrast creates a special aesthetic feeling, which makes people's hearts throbbing.

Qiao Guanglan ate a few mouthfuls, and when he looked up, he saw Xie Duan put his feet up a little, with his paws resting on the edge of the instant noodle bowl, staring at the face in a daze.

He quickly took out his mobile phone in a hurry, and took a picture of the scene that almost killed him. After admiring the clarity of the photo, he asked with a sanctimonious face, "What's wrong?"

Xie Zhuo: "..."

The furthest distance in the world is that I want to use my solid arms to support the whole world for you, but you only treat me as a pet.

Qiao Guanglan suddenly realized: "Oh, are you hungry? Hey, your body will always be found. Think about it."

When he said these words, it seemed that some thoughts flashed faintly, and then disappeared.

Xie Zhuo looked at him and said meaningfully: "Well, it's okay, I can't eat it now, but I will have it one day."

This tone came up again, and the annoyingness of talking with Lu Heng was exactly the same. Qiao Guanglan instinctively pouted at him: "One day these four words will be nothing but nonsense, anyway, you are powerless now."

Xie Zhuo: "..." I'm heartbroken, Old Qiao.

Qiao Guanglan blinked, and suddenly thought of a solution: "Actually, it's not bad for you to eat. You see, you will feel pain when I hit you, and you can smell the smell in the air, which shows that all basic senses are still there. Now, the problem with not being able to eat is just that you don't have a digestive system, and the food you eat will dirty the fur in your mouth."

When he got to this point, Xie Zhuo, who is also a Feng Shui expert, already understood: "So you can use the Purification Talisman and the Devouring Talisman, one to swallow the food you eat, and the other to clean it up."

Qiao Guanglan snapped his fingers: "Perfect in theory! I think we can try to draw the engulfing talisman and the purifying talisman together."

He is in this line of work himself, and he has been very fanatical about Onmyoji since he was a child. When he thought of it, he must try it immediately, so Xie Zhuo became a natural experiment subject.

When the contracted ghost who watched the whole process saw the mighty and domineering little bear sitting obediently in front of Qiao Guanglan just now, letting the other party bend down and use a special pen to scratch its mouth, suddenly remembered a joke that he had seen before——

He used to be a king, but after marrying a wife, everything is different...

Xie Zhuo felt that there was nothing wrong with this, he even enjoyed this feeling very much - because Qiao Guanglan was very close to him when he was drawing the talisman, the other party's eyes were all focused on him, and in his dark pupils, Xie Zhuo could even see his handsome... fluffy reflection.

Well, that's the only fly in the ointment.

But no matter what, this is enough to make him feel very happy who used to roll his eyes at most.

"Okay." When Qiao Guanglan straightened up, Xie Zhuo still felt a little lost.

Qiao Guanglan hammered his stiff lower back twice, threw the pen aside casually, and said with a sense of accomplishment: "Come on, try it, and see if you can eat."

Xie Zhuo immediately ran to the side of the instant noodles, grabbed the rim of the bowl and looked inside.

Qiao Guanglan looked at his instant noodle soup with a few noodles left: "Forget about this, I'll eat the rest."

Xie Zhuo thought in his heart that he just wanted to eat your leftovers, but he also knew that talking to Qiao Guanglan would make him appear perverted. He thought about it, but didn't say anything. Instead, he continued to look at the bowl of instant noodles with his little furry head, and shook it at the same time. The little tail behind the butt.

Qiao Guanglan held her nose, feeling like she was about to be cut off.

so cute!

He couldn't hold it back for a moment, and he grabbed Xie Zhuo's tail with a low hand, and touched his round buttocks by the way.

If it was someone else in front of him, he probably wouldn't even know how he died after doing this move, but now that it was Qiao Guanglan, Xie Zhuo only felt a numb feeling conveyed from the top of his tail to his mind, and his heart trembled. , The soul almost separated from the body and appeared in human form.

He barely suppressed his emotions, turned around, and put Qiao Guanglan's... one arm into his arms.

Qiao Guanglan thought he was still acting cute, so he didn't take it seriously. He touched his head with the other hand, still thinking about his spell.

He suddenly had a wicked idea: "The instant noodles are cold and not tasty...Do you want to try something I made myself?"

Xie Zhuo never knew that Qiao Guanglan could cook, and he was always curious. Hearing what he said, he immediately became very interested: "I will eat."

Qiao Guanglan was very happy, but still reminded: "But the meal is an overnight meal, and the taste is... quite unusual. Do you really eat it?"

Ah Lan made it, it must be unusual, Xie Zhuo was very firm: "I will eat."

Qiao Guanglan suppressed a smile, took out from the refrigerator a few snacks that he had made in the gourmet live broadcast room the day before, heated them in the microwave oven, and served them to Xie Zhuo.

He also thoughtfully stuck some toothpicks in the food so that the bear's paws could easily grab it.

Xie Zhuo looked it over, and found that the appearance was good, and he felt that Alan's house was really good no matter how he looked at it, and what he did, it would be even better if the meal was specially made for him alone.

He ate a piece of Kung Pao chicken with great interest, and the hair on his arm immediately stood up.

Xie Zhuo: "[email protected]￥#%￥#...%￥@￥%!!!@#@￥*&%￥￥#..."

Damn, I'm almost crying!

He was a little suspicious of his sense of taste.

How could there be such an unpalatable thing in the world!Xie Zhuo just didn't believe this evil, and tried the cold cucumber that looked lighter...

I really believed in this evil.

Why is there mustard on Kung Pao Chicken?Why can cold cucumber taste creamy?Why? !

The reason is very simple. This is a live broadcast room for illegal activities. The slogan is bold breakthrough and innovation. Of course, the live broadcast food is also extraordinary, all of which are dark dishes.