Feng Shui Master of Fast Travel

Qiao Guanglan said: "If a normal person asks this kind of question, I would say to use the status of a goddess to consolidate the imperial power. But His Majesty asked, I guess... just to relieve boredom?"

Jun Hui laughed loudly: "What a wonderful person! Well, you guessed half right."

Qiao Guanglan slightly raised his eyebrows.

His original two sword eyebrows have been described as the appearance of distant mountains, such a raised eyebrow is like a swaying wave, charming and affectionate, with a special charm.

Junhui's breath was stagnant, he quickly looked away, threw the eyebrow pencil on the dressing table, then picked up a box of rouge and opened it, and said nonchalantly, "I kept you in the palace to be good sisters to you." .”

"..."

Qiao Guanglan said, "You, what did you say?"

Looking in the mirror, Jun Hui wiped some rouge on his face, rubbed some lip balm on his lips, and turned his head to Qiao Guanglan with a sweet smile: "I also like to pretend to be a woman."

To be honest, although it is a little weird, but he really looks good like this, but, but...

What the hell is this!

Qiao Guanglan pinched himself, because he suddenly suspected that he was dreaming.

Jun Hui patted him on the shoulder affectionately: "We can communicate more in the future. I have a lot of experience in women's clothing, and I can pass it on to you."

After Junhui left, Qiao Guanglan was still deeply shocked.

Seeing him sitting at the table meditating, the serving lady thought that the empress was sad because she didn't serve the bed, and comforted her: "Empress, Your Majesty likes to wear women's clothing, and it is well known in the court, especially at night, he often changes into a maid of honor. Clothes play everywhere, never sleep with others, just ask your mother to get used to it."

Qiao Guanglan: "..."

He was convinced of this wonderful emperor. Although the first time we met, although he was a bit coquettish, he still looked like a dog. Qiao Guanglan really never expected that the fate of his life would be so magical. He is a real old man. I just wanted to find something, and when I came here, not only was I made a concubine, but my husband also wanted to be a good sister to him.

He despised himself for a while, then suddenly said, "What...is that sound outside?"

The night was deep and the palace was quiet. At this moment, a woman's singing suddenly sounded in the night wind, fluctuating high and low, thin and long, which can only make people think of four words, misty and weird.

The maid also heard this voice, her complexion changed, her eyes showed a look of horror, she hurried to the window, closed the windows firmly, and whispered: "Your Majesty, just ignore it."

Qiao Guanglan: "Huh?"

The maid whispered: "There are often such singing in the palace. As long as you ignore it, it will not hurt people, but there is no way to stop it... Only when General Pei enters the palace can it be a little deterrent."

Qiao Guanglan sneered: "General Pei again? Such a powerful General Pei."

The palace lady didn't understand what he meant, she didn't dare to make excuses rashly, she just lowered her head and mechanically answered "Yes".

Junhui did what he said, and came to report every day. Apart from fighting each other, the two of them were very speculative when they chatted. Just kidding, or seriously.

However, Yuehei Fenggao guarded the vacant room alone, which happened to give him a chance to find the hairpin.

He searched all over the palace, but he couldn't find the legendary Qiao family's ancestral jade hairpin, but three days later, General Pei Feng returned to court.

When the news came, Qiao Guanglan was playing chess with Junhui.

He is good at Go, but he is only versed in chess, and he is soon killed by the superb chess player Jun Xi.

Qiao Guanglan threw the chess: "No more."

His Majesty the Emperor is still very interested in playing chess with such a stinky chess player who is impatient when he loses a game—in fact, he is inexplicably interested in everything about Qiao Guanglan.

Jun Hui slowly picked up the last cherry as a bet, and while eating, he admired Qiao Guanglan's face, and said with a slow smile: "The beauty is light and angry, but her beauty hides her eternity. Come on, come on, lose your temper again." I see, this cherry doesn't need you to win chess, how about I reward you with a game?"

Next to Junhui was the old eunuch Jinquan who liked to stomp his feet and scold "fools". He was also a little surprised when he heard the emperor say this.

Now it is the midwinter season, the price of these cherries is second to none, the key is that they are very difficult to get, there are only two plates in the whole palace, everyone knows that the emperor has always loved these cherries, so the servants did not even send them to the queen mother, and presented them all to the king In front of Xi, I didn't expect that he would reward this noble concubine of Xinna when he opened his mouth.

It seems that although the emperor does not stay with her overnight, he still loves Concubine Qiao very much.

Qiao Guanglan felt that he was really contradictory. He clearly wanted to be good sisters with him in women's clothing, but on the other hand he couldn't help talking nonsense, which made him seem very flirtatious.

Fortunately, after so many days, he knew that Junhui was only capable of nonsense, so he didn't get angry, but said thoughtfully, "Do you still want to continue playing chess?"

Jun Hui smiled and said, "Playing chess with my concubine is a lot of fun."

Qiao Guanglan said: "Oh, how about this, instead of betting on cherries, let's bet on something else."

Junhui agreed straight away: "Okay."

Qiao Guanglan said, "Aren't you asking what the bet is?"

Jun Hui said, "Anyway, you can't win any bets."

Qiao Guanglan smiled and said, "It's just that the cherry just now didn't deserve me to win."

His tone made Jin's whole face turn pale, Jun Hui laughed, and the two played chess again, Qiao Guanglan said: "Your Majesty can't regret this chess, and you can't play tricks."

Jun Hui said, "I've never been like this."

Qiao Guanglan's horse was knocked out by the cannon, Jun Hui took two steps slowly, and suddenly found that the opponent still had two "horses" on the chessboard: "You are..."

Qiao Guanglan didn't change his face: "The concubine is a Mongolian horse, and it can't be killed by a single shot."

Junhui: "...then why can your car turn around by itself to eat my elephant?"

Qiao Guanglan said: "Once upon a time, Zhuge Liang invented the wooden ox and the horse, which can be equipped with mangoes and can turn corners. Our army is equipped with excellent equipment, and this is what we use."

After he finished speaking, he relentlessly used his elephant to fly off Junhui's ready-to-go cannon.

Junhui: "... an elephant cannot cross a river!"

Qiao Guanglan said: "Elephants are fine. Have you ever seen an elephant before, Your Majesty?"

Junhui: "Then mine can do it too!"

He even forgot to say "Zhen", Qiao Guanglan explained in a good mood: "You can't do it, because yours is 'Xiang', the prime minister can't swim, and he drowned when he crossed the river."

Junhui: "...you're lying!"

Qiao Guanglan said: "Yes, I said you can't cheat, but I can, I'm a woman."

Jun Hui said angrily: "Bah, then I'm also a woman!"

Qiao Guanglan smiled and lifted up a gold and silver flat flower-and-bird mirror, and the mirror reflected the faces of two people, one handsome and the other delicate: "At least you are not now."

Jinquan: "..." What the hell are they talking about?

Jun Hui looked at the two faces that were very close together in the mirror, for some reason, he felt better all of a sudden, and said with a chuckle: "Then why don't you say that my taxi is a spy who was instigated by you? You can win right away."

Qiao Guanglan didn't change his face, and said calmly: "Your Majesty's clever calculations, you can see it all. It's just that it takes time to instigate rebellion. It didn't work just now, and it's almost time now."

He was so bold that he really put his hand in front of the king, and pointed his slender fingers towards the chess piece: "Then... the general!"

Before his fingertips touched the chess piece, he was held in mid-air. Qiao Guanglan looked at his hand, raised his eyebrows and looked at Junhui with a half-smile: "Your Majesty regretted it?"

Jun Hui covered the back of Qiao Guanglan's hand with a smile, rubbing his thumb lightly. Originally, he wanted to tease Qiao Guanglan. Unexpectedly, after rubbing twice, his heart swayed, and he was really reluctant to let go.

What was originally meant to be joking also unknowingly brought a bit of sincerity: "At present, my three thousand harem is vacant, and you are the only one. You are the treasure in my palm, the flesh and blood of my heart, you can just say what you want, why bother?" Woolen cloth?"

He smiled ambiguously: "Of course, Aifei's acting like a baby is really cute."

Goosebumps appeared on Qiao Guanglan's body. He almost spat out the cherry he ate just now. He swung Jun Hui's hand away heavily with his backhand. Jun Hui's hand hit the table with a muffled sound, and the skin on his hand suddenly turned red.

The maids and servants around were so frightened that they knelt on the ground in unison. Qiao Guanglan didn't seem to notice, and said to Junhui with a smirk: "Then, the concubine's beating is like pronouncing or loving your Majesty. Your Majesty looks at it." Isn't it cuter?"

Jun Hui laughed loudly: "Everything Ai Fei says is right."

Qiao Guanglan: "..." Shameless people are invincible, so let's admit defeat.

I really don't understand what's so strong about this guy. He clearly knows he's a man, but he's still having fun. Is it interesting?

Jun Hui said casually: "What are you kneeling for? Get up."

He looked at Qiao Guanglan's hand on the table, his heart was still itchy, and he stretched out his hand to pat him on purpose, and said, "Forget it, I won't tease you, what do you want, just say it..."

As he spoke, he felt something wrong with the touch of his hand, looked down while holding Qiao Guanglan's hand, and immediately frowned: "What did you do with your hand?"

Ever since Junhui said "good sister", his image in Qiao Guanglan's mind was no different from that of Jinquan next to him, and he was not very sensitive to Junhui's touch. He glanced at it and said indifferently: " It's chilblain, it's so cold today...I'll go!"

For the last sentence "I'm going" I forgot to pinch my throat. Fortunately, this voice was buried in the movement of the table being overturned, and no one noticed.

Jun Hui was moody, he was in a happy mood last moment, but in a blink of an eye he turned his face and kicked the table over, and the chess pieces rolled down on the ground with a crackling sound, which was even more shocking in the silence.

The maids around were so frightened that they all knelt down. Firstly, Qiao Guanglan didn't want to kneel, but secondly, his hands were still held by Jun Hui, and he couldn't move, so he had to stand with him, with a dazed expression on his face.

Jin Quan was so frightened that he kowtowed again and again, desperately saying: "Damn the slave! Die the slave!"

Jun Hui said with a cold face: "It's none of your business! Who is in charge of the imperial concubine's palace? How dare you neglect me so much, you have the guts to drag me out..."

"His Majesty."

Qiao Guanglan said helplessly: "The concubine's family is poor, and she got chilblain before entering the palace. It's not because the palace people are negligent. Your Majesty calm down."

He found sadly that the word "concubine" became more and more fluent in his mouth. Will he go crazy if it goes on like this?It's as crazy as Junhui.

……

We must quickly find a way to restore the man's identity!

When Jun Hui heard his voice, he paused slightly, and his face that was covered with frost just now eased down.He stroked Qiao Guanglan's hand with his fingers, and sighed, "What a fool. If the palace is warm enough, why would your chilblains break out? Can you use your cleverness on yourself?"

This must be when he went during the day, the palace people saw the emperor coming, and they didn't dare to neglect, so they burned the earth dragon very vigorously, and Jun Hui didn't find anything wrong, and it was not the case at night.

Jun Hui wanted to say something else, but news of Pei Feng came at this time, so he had no choice but to deal with state affairs, and before leaving, he ordered: "Change the people in the imperial concubine's palace to a group of reliable and thoughtful ones, and then call the imperial doctor." Come here and prescribe some medicine, Jinquan, I leave this matter to you."

Qiao Guanglan hurriedly said: "Wait a minute, you lost the game just now, and you haven't fulfilled what you promised me."

The eunuch who came to deliver the news was taken aback. He didn't expect the concubine to be so disrespectful, but what surprised him even more was that the emperor didn't get angry. Instead, he asked patiently, "What do you want?"

Qiao Guanglan described the appearance of the hairpin.

The smile on Junhui's face paused, and he was silent for a while before he said, "Why do you want this?"

Qiao Guanglan said: "If you can't keep the things handed down by your ancestors, it's unfilial."

Junhui said: "Oh, well, then let someone look for it for you."

He didn't seem very happy, and left in a hurry after he finished speaking. He didn't set foot in the harem for several days, but it was probably Qiao Guanglan's words "The concubine's family is poor" that inspired his compassion and spread the word It is said that if you are bored in the palace, you can go back to visit your relatives.

Qiao Guanglan's name when he entered the palace was Qiao Lan, and he borrowed the household registration of a little girl who had sold herself to the Qiao family, so he was still a member of the Qiao family.

He went to visit and found that Xu Fei was doing well, Junhui had already given her a house servant, Qiao Guanglan saw that there was nothing wrong, so she went back to the palace.

To avoid alarming others, he concealed his identity when he left the palace, followed by a few attendants in an inconspicuous carriage, and walked along the path back to the palace along the way.

Suddenly there was a sound of horseshoes on the road, followed by the yelling and pain of the accompanying guards. Qiao Guanglan heard the sound of a whip, and before he could check what was going on, the curtain of the car was torn in two. The surrounding guards lay on the ground.

He raised his eyes, just in time to meet a pair of sharp eyes that also looked at him coldly.

A tall and stalwart man was sitting on horseback, with handsome eyebrows and cold eyes, and the half curtain that had just been torn off was rolled up on the whip in his hand. He stared straight at Qiao Guanglan, as if trying to find out from his face to something.

Qiao Guanglan smiled, and said softly, "I haven't seen you for a few days, but you are still as hideous as before."

Pei Feng: "..."

He brewed his emotions again, and said coldly: "You..."

Qiao Guanglan stopped and said: "Yes, it was me. I didn't die. A man disguised himself as a woman and entered the palace as a noble concubine. The purpose was to confuse the emperor, and then kill you to avenge my family. You rolled down the curtain just now to confirm this matter. Well, now that you have confirmed it, I admit it, well, do you have anything else to add?"

The people around were all blown away by Pei Feng, Qiao Guanglan's voice was not loud, so they would not hear his words.

Others don't know his identity, but Pei Feng has the golden finger of the system, so he must know that the reason why he is still in this world is because Qiao Guanglan is alive, so he must feel that he is an eyesore in his heart. Those who are not good.

But as long as it is delivered to your door, Qiao Guanglan is very satisfied with his understanding.

Pei Feng: "..." Not really.

He choked for a long time before he sneered and said, "You are honest."

Although he knew it was meaningless, Qiao Guanglan dutifully asked the question that the original owner wanted this person to answer personally: "Back then, my Qiao family treated you like my own relatives, without any neglect, why did you want to be kind to the family?" Revenge, not only framed my father, but also killed me and refused to give up?"

After Pei Feng heard this question, the brows that were frowning just now slowly relaxed.

When we met for the first time, this person was wearing women's clothes, which made him almost unrecognizable. Not only the clothes, but also the tone and demeanor of speaking were very strange. This feeling of being out of control made Pei Feng very unhappy, but now As soon as he asked this question, he immediately knew that Qiao Guanglan was still the boy who cared about him before—stupid and cute.

Even though he thought so in his heart, he still showed disgust on his face, and said with a sneer: "Your father defected to the enemy and treasoned the country, I disdain to be with him, what kind of kindness is not kind, is it worth the importance of family and country? Like you The descendants of such rebellious officials and thieves should have been slaughtered by the whole family in the first place, but now they are not only alive, but they are actually turning Yin and Yang upside down, causing chaos in the court, and I will exterminate the harm for His Majesty today!"

Qiao Guanglan said: "Since you know that you came here to find me, you must know my identity. You are not crazy to kill a divine envoy sent by the heavens, are you? Are you overjoyed for the first time to kill an enemy without my father?" , was your brain broken?"

As a person who traveled through modern times, Pei Feng had no awe of the so-called witchcraft gods. He had already put his hand on the hilt of his sword and said coldly: "You have sharp teeth and a sharp mouth. You are talking nonsense. Your so-called supernatural powers It's useless to me, I advise you to pray for a good pregnancy in your next life!"

A bodyguard who was hit by him had a severe chest pain, tried several times but failed to get up, saw Pei Feng drawing his sword, was frightened out of his wits, and said loudly: "Stop - that's the imperial concubine, you want to be smashed by the whole family!" Copy it?!"

Pei Feng also heard that the emperor attached great importance to Qiao Guanglan, but this threat was of no use to him.Anyway, as long as Qiao Guanglan is killed, his mission is completed, and he can enter the next world. As for whether the remaining Pei family members beheaded or Ling Chi, what does it matter to him?

As long as the sword is down, it will be a little closer to the completion of the task.

Pei Feng looked at that peerlessly beautiful face up close, a trace of regret flashed in his cold heart, but he didn't hesitate in his actions.

After traveling through so many worlds, he already knows the truth of survival. He can't be soft-hearted at any moment. All the worlds are just a temporary place for him. Take everything from the protagonist!

He hates these easy "protagonists" who can have everything from birth, and he has to work hard to travel and plunder if he wants to get these things, so every time Pei Feng sees them dying in despair, When I look in the eyes, my heart is filled with unspeakable joy.

The long sword slashed down on his head, and when he was still a finger away from Qiao Guanglan, Pei Feng heard a soft "ding", his hand stopped, and the long sword was blocked.

For the first time in my life.

Pei Feng lowered his head, his handsome eyebrows and eyes were full of evil. In his sight, the beautiful woman in a gorgeous dress rested her chin on one hand and leaned her arm on the window, while half-holding a delicate silver hairpin in the other hand— — It was this hairpin that blocked his sword.

Although Qiao Guanglan is dressed as a woman, he has always disdain to pretend. He can't see the slightest tweaking in his gestures, and his words and deeds are even more undisguised.It can be said that the only thing that looks like a woman in his whole body is his face. Pei Feng is really surprised how he managed to hide the truth from the emperor.

What's even more strange is that he was able to block his own sword!

He gritted out a few words coldly between his teeth: "Know your skills."

In fact, Qiao Guanglan knew in his heart that this body had no internal strength and strength, and he was about to be unable to stop it.

He speeded up his speech: "General Pei doesn't believe in ghosts and gods, but I have a divination to tell you. Today your eyes are cloudy, your nose is blue and black, and your face is dark. There should be four taboos."

A sneer appeared on his face: "Don't go out, don't speak out, don't draw a sword to hurt people, and the most taboo is - appearing in front of me!"

After the last word was spoken, the silver hairpin was broken, but the long sword did not come off, because Pei Feng found that he could no longer move.

He was terrified in his heart, and stared at Qiao Guanglan with wide eyes. Qiao Guanglan pulled the whip out of his hand with a smile, rolled up the sleeves that were in the way, and heard a "slap", Pei Feng was severely whipped, his face Suddenly there was a bloodstain on the face.

Qiao Guanglan threw the whip at his feet, and said with a smile: "I'm different from you, I don't want to kill you, because a person like you who looks short-lived really doesn't need my effort. Okay, goodbye."

He pretended to be generous, but it wasn't that he didn't want to kill, but he just suddenly discovered that there seemed to be an invisible aura around Pei Feng, which could reduce the harm others would do to him.

The author has something to say:

There is a reason for the emperor to do this. The next chapter will talk about it~ He rarely appears in women's clothing, so don't pay too much attention to it.This can be said to be a story of a film king and an acting scumbag chatting with each other (*/ω＼*).