Feng Shui Master of Fast Travel

Xu Fei looked back at him and sighed: "I don't know if Yu'er will be successful this time. Mother only cares about the two of you now. It's a pity that you can't follow, otherwise I will be more at ease."

Qiao Guanglan was taken aback and said, "Why can't I follow?"

Qiao Yu said: "Little brother, do you want to enter the palace as a eunuch?"

Qiao Guanglan: "..."

Although this is not his body, he doesn't want to.

He had never been to ancient times before, and he even forgot that his current identity would definitely not be able to become a bodyguard. Then the only man left in the palace other than members of the royal family is... an eunuch!

This rule is really cheap.

Qiao Guanglan rolled her eyes, and suddenly a thought came to her: "Then if I dress up as a woman, can I enter the palace?"

Qiao Yu: "..."

Xu Fei was surprised and said, "What are you going in disguised as a woman? Is that why you want to enter the palace?"

Qiao Guanglan's mind turned quickly, and he had already thought up an idea in just a moment.He is not very old now, coupled with malnutrition, and has a thin body, he has no problem wearing women's clothes at all, so he can completely ask Xie Ming to help him use a trick to sneak into the palace.

In fact, the most important purpose for him to enter the palace is to find the jade hairpin and take it out.For this matter, he only needs to choose a few suitable places to arrange the talismans and formations after he goes in, and if he is not selected, he can command them remotely to do it, and he doesn't need to stay in it for a long time.

As for Pei Feng's matter, it's just incidental, if you don't hide, don't hide, what kind of thing is he, is he worth being afraid of?

Qiao Guanglan thought it over, and then said: "Father had many political enemies before he was alive, and I followed along. If the eldest sister enters the palace, someone will make things difficult, and I will take care of you. Otherwise, I won't worry. Mother...you say that if I dress up as a woman and follow my sister ..."

Qiao Yu blinked her eyes, looked at her younger brother, and said, "Little brother, you are prettier than me. If you wear women's clothes, you will definitely be beautiful, but someone must check your identity when we enter the palace, right? It may not be possible to mix in."

"Actually, it's not impossible."

Xu Fei suddenly said that she took out an inconspicuous colorful braided rope from a small box next to the bed: "When I entered the palace once, I met a little eunuch who was about to be raped by the queen... oh, now She is already the Empress Dowager, and the Empress Dowager wanted to kill him with a stick, but I stopped him later, and it was considered as a kindness to save his life, and now he is the Deputy Chief of Staff."

Qiao Yu and Qiao Guanglan said "Oh" at the same time.

Xu Fei couldn't help smiling, and gave Qiao Guanglan the braided rope: "If Lan'er really wants to go, it's okay to ask him for help. But mother also needs to help you dress up."

Like the previous few worlds, the original owner's appearance is exactly the same as Qiao Guanglan's. When he grows up, he still has a somewhat handsome silhouette, but he hasn't opened up before the age of 20. It is absolutely difficult for people to see the hair style of a woman. .What Xu Fei has to do is not to dress him up, but to make his face a little ugly, so as not to be too eye-catching.

Qiao Yu was watching from the side. She just saw Qiao Guanglan pulling up her hair, and she immediately "wow", and joked: "This is really a thorn hairpin dress that can't hide the beauty of the sky, mother, you want to make my little brother ugly, I can't bear it anymore."

Xu Fei said: "Stop talking nonsense, I tell you two, you have to be cautious in your words and deeds after entering the palace, Lan'er, protect your sister, do you hear me?"

Qiao Yu said: "What if the younger brother is selected?"

Qiao Guanglan said: "Sister, you can rest assured that it's not easy to be selected, but it's much easier not to be selected."

As he himself said, Qiao Guanglan's complexion was darkened a lot by Xu Fei, and his brows and eyes were also covered up. After entering the palace, he followed Qiao Yu with his head down all the way, acting dumb and dull, and soon fulfilled his wish He lost the election, but thanks to the dredging of the deputy chief executive, Qiao Yu was successfully selected and assigned to a relatively quiet palace room to be in charge of daily cleaning.

Qiao Guanglan had already taken the opportunity to arrange a few talismans, and now all he needed to do was leave the palace. Seeing that victory was in sight, a familiar voice suddenly said lazily, "Yo, it's so lively."

This is just a whisper, but it seems to have a bit of indescribable majesty, it has been passed along the ears, and it gently taps the hearts of the people.

As soon as Qiao Guanglan raised his head, the people around him already knelt down. He knew who it was at this moment, and he was a little reluctant, but he could only kneel down.

It was the emperor who made him muddy last time, Jun Hui.

Unlike the ... full of energy when we met for the first time, this time Junhui looked a little more lazy and tired.

The bluestone path he came from was very narrow, and originally only two people could walk side by side, but Jun Hui had to sit on a small sedan chair carried by four people, and the sedan chair was carried by four beautiful youths in green clothes. In order to let His Majesty sit comfortably, they could only step on the slippery grass next to the bluestone road, trembling with every step, for fear of slipping.

Jun Hui held a wine bottle in his hand, leaned lazily on the backrest behind him, looked down at the person kneeling on the ground, and after a long while slowly raised his hand, using the word "Saobao" to the extreme .

The eunuch who followed shrieked, "Pingshen—"

Everyone thanked and stood up. I don't know if they scolded mmp in their hearts.

The emperor's question had to be answered. A middle-aged woman dressed as a female official bowed her waist and said with a low eyebrow: "Your Majesty, today I am selecting a maidservant..."

Jun Hui interrupted her: "Stop talking, it's boring, let's go."

Everyone who had just stood up had no choice but to kneel to see them off again. The young man carrying the sedan chair began to move cautiously again. Qiao Guanglan's position happened to be on the far side, and the sedan chair passed by him. A little piece of clothes hangs down from the top, and the pattern embroidered with gold thread reflects the dim light.

Seeing that Junhui was about to leave, Qiao Guanglan suddenly heard an exclamation, and a woman fell crookedly, lying in the middle of the road.

When she lay down, she grabbed at random with her hands and tore off half of Qiao Guanglan's sleeve, which was not well sewn, revealing the patch on the top of the inner garment.

Qiao Guanglan: "..."

Really, if you hook up with the emperor, you hook up with the emperor, what nonsense.

The woman looked like she had been rehearsed in advance. Although she fainted, her posture in throwing herself on the street was very graceful, and her shape was also very skillful. When she was lying on the ground, she happened to give the emperor half a lovely profile.

It's a pity that Jun Hui has lived for more than 20 years, and he rarely takes the usual path. Seeing the beauty lying in front of him, he didn't even lift his eyelids, and said directly: "Let's go."

The four teenagers carrying the sedan chair were stunned for a moment, not knowing how to get there.

The eunuch next to him stomped his feet: "Idiot! Didn't you hear His Majesty say go? Step over!"

Originally, it was face upside down, so stepping on it, whether it will survive or not, disfigurement is certain.

The woman suddenly fell into a coma and turned into a carp, and quickly stepped aside and knelt down: "The emperor spares my life, this servant deserves to die! This servant deserves to die!"

At this time, Jun Hui seemed to be a little interested, and straightened up from the sedan chair: "Look up."

The woman was trembling all over at first, thinking that she was going to die, but when she heard these two words, it was as if money rained down from the sky when she was in a desperate situation. She was surprised and happy, and quickly raised her delicate and lovely face.

Jun Hui glanced at her, and said thoughtfully, "I don't blame you for what happened today."

The woman said emotionally: "Your Majesty!"

Jun Hui sighed: "When you grow up like this, if you don't know how to play tricks, you will have no way to survive." After saying that, he waved his hand, "Throw it out of the palace."

woman:"……"

Guard: "..."

The eunuch next to him stomped his feet again: "Idiot! Didn't you hear His Majesty say go? Throw it out!"

The woman was dragged down, but from the corner of her eye, Jun Hui caught a glimpse of another girl beside her. This girl was tall and tall, and she was more conspicuous than the people next to her when she was kneeling on the ground. She lowered her head so that people could only see half of it. Side face with black and yellow complexion.

Jun Hui's eyes moved down, and he sneered—but, the arm that was exposed after her sleeve was ripped off was so white that it almost melted into the light of the snow on the ground.

His Majesty did not leave or speak, no one dared to move, several people were already trembling, and it was time for the empathetic eunuch to stomp his feet again.

As soon as his boots stepped on the ground, everyone silently said in their hearts: "Idiot!"

The eunuch said: "Stupid! Don't you see His Majesty looking at you? Look up!"

Qiao Guanglan: "..."

There was a low sound of gasping all around, and before he could move, the Son of Heaven jumped off the sedan chair, stretched out a hand, and gently lifted his chin.

Qiao Guanglan dodged subconsciously, and his chin slid across Junhui's palm, making his palm fall into the air.

He blurted out, "What are you doing?"

As soon as these words were uttered, the eunuch's eyeballs were about to fall out when Jun Hui was fine, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, how dare this woman avoid His Majesty's touch and even question you!"

Qiao Guanglan was not a person who was willing to make compromises, but when he saw that the top was going up anyway, he simply patted the snow on his knees and stood up directly from the ground.

Jun Hui narrowed his eyes and stared at him, the guards around him surrounded him with their swords out of their sheaths.

Qiao Guanglan had already made up his mind before standing up, facing the blade in front of him, he took a step forward instead.

Junhui said: "Woman, you are crazy because I noticed you?"

Qiao Guanglan smiled, and said, "Your Majesty, looking in the mirror often can cure overthinking."

Junhui: "..."

This is scolding him to go and look in the mirror to see what kind of virtue he is, don't think too much?

He felt that he understood Qiao Guanglan's words, but he couldn't believe that someone in the world dared to scold him like that.

After Qiao Guanglan finished speaking, he raised his chin contemptuously behind Junhui, signaling him to turn his head. Junhui half turned his body to look, with a strange expression on his face and half of his eyebrows raised.

There was a low exclamation all around.

Behind Junhui, there is a garden with beautiful scenery across the bluestone path. In the middle of the garden, there is a stone statue of a goddess. Originally, she folded her hands and worshiped the sky. Now, the posture of that stone statue has changed!

The celestial girl was bowing her head in Qiao Guanglan's direction as she saluted.

In the silence, someone said in a trembling voice: "It is said in "Strange Records" that Goddess Blessed Goddess can only get one person in a hundred years, and the immortals will follow her wherever she goes. The name is Heling Zhenren. -Could it be true!"

Qiao Guanglan smiled calmly, and secretly praised in her heart: "This is a good joke!"

Otherwise, let him introduce himself, no matter how majestic the name is, it will be a bit cheap.

He raised his lips and looked at Junhui, expecting his reaction. Although he could already see that the emperor was not the kind of fool who was easy to fool, at this moment, he probably didn't believe his identity at all, but it was up to him whether he believed it or not— —

Daqi's worship of witchcraft is very strong, and the respect for ghosts and gods has long been deeply rooted in people's hearts. Even the power of the monarchy cannot override the power of the gods. It is absolutely impossible for Junhui to slap himself at this time.

Sure enough, after a while, the sharpness and sarcasm in Junhui's eyes dissipated, the corners of his lips relaxed, and he burst into laughter.

"Okay! Great! Sure enough, God bless me Daqi!"

With tears in their eyes, everyone bowed down together and shouted in unison: "Goddess descended from heaven, bless me!"

Qiao Guanglan had a noble face, and nodded solemnly, feeling that his acting skills were really top-notch today, superb.

Jun Hui grabbed his exposed wrist, helped Qiao Guanglan up himself, even made a gesture to sniff at his temple, and said in a low voice: "Sure enough, I'm full of auspiciousness, I'm afraid that I, who is so blessed, can enjoy it all." Not finished."

Qiao Guanglan said: "Your Majesty, please don't worry, with His Majesty around, I'm afraid there won't be much auspiciousness."

Junhui: "..."

He has grown up so much, and he has never been disobeyed like this before. After hearing Qiao Guanglan's words, he was more puzzled than angry: "I really want to know, what are you relying on to dare to talk to me like this?"

Qiao Guanglan slightly bent his eyes: "Of course it's because His Majesty won't kill me for the time being."

Jun Hui snorted and laughed, noncommittal.

His eyes flashed, and he thought of a good idea in an instant. The movement of his hands was only a slight pause, and he quickly recovered his composure, with a malicious smile in his eyes.

Jun Hui pulled Qiao Guanglan's hand vigorously, and said loudly: "Three colors are auspicious, and Hongxi gathers together. Today there is a goddess who is born into the world, soft and bright and virtuous, quiet and upright, as the so-called pool welcomes auspiciousness. She is a good match with me, and can be made a noble concubine!"

Qiao Guanglan struggled to grab his hand, but Junhui re-clamped it: "..."

At that moment, he almost thought that there was something wrong with his ears, and looked at Junhui in disbelief, and only after seeing the smile in the other person's eyes did he realize that what this bastard said was true!

It's really fucking killing two birds with one stone. In this way, not to mention him in the army, it also consolidated the imperial power by the way.If he really came for Grand Qi Furui, he should absolutely not resist at this time!

It wasn't just Qiao Guanglan who was surprised, the palace servants kneeling around were all surprised, and there was no sound for a while.

Come on, it's time to show your integrity!Revolt!Dead remonstrance!How can I, the daughter of a criminal minister who comes from such a humble and unattractive background, be worthy of your wise and mighty emperor!

But he was disappointed. Since the time he was the crown prince, Jun Hui has always said one thing and acted recklessly. After so many years, those who follow him have already understood that no one can stop what he wants to do.

So after reacting, there was a sound of congratulations from below.

Junhui didn't let go, Qiao Guanglan simply turned his palms back, and also clenched his hand tightly, as if he wanted to crush his bones.

With a sweet smile on his face, he squeezed out a sentence between his teeth: "Just to punish me, you don't need to spend so much money, Your Majesty!"

Jun Hui's patience was beyond ordinary, and he said with a smile: "My concubine, let's go back to the palace to change clothes first."

Qiao Guanglan walked away with a mouthful of old blood in his mouth.

Although Junhui is already twenty-four, he has never had any concubines before, no matter how much the ministers persuade him, he will not move, and now he has opened his mouth to regard Qiao Guanglan as a concubine, which is the first time in his life. The people in the house paid great attention to it, but it took a while to arrange the palace where Qiao Guanglan lived and all the expenses.

"Actually, I suddenly felt... such a good day?"

Finally, Qiao Guanglan dismissed all the people around him, flicked his finger on the lotus and crane bronze lamp on the pear flower wood table, and the bird's nest held in the golden bowl with butterfly pattern and silk gave off a sweet fragrance: "Feudal society... Hahaha, what a corruption."

Ming said: "...Do you still remember what you are here for?"

Qiao Guanglan said: "Okay, let's be serious, I think the emperor's complexion is not good."

He tilted his head unaccustomed to it—the maid from the palace had redressed him a while ago, and Dongzhu, who was swinging up and down from his sideburns, always hit his face, making him feel cold.

"Although he is a ninth-five-year-old, his body lacks yang energy, and there is black energy between his brows. He seems to have been poisoned, and he seems to have been eroded by some extremely yin thing for a long time. If things go on like this, he may not live past forty."

Qiming said indifferently: "You really forgot. Junxi's life and death have nothing to do with your mission. What you should think about is how to please him and get the Qiao family's ancestral hairpin from him... Also, when Pei Feng came back How it should be."

Qiao Guanglan put his hands on the jade slips, and his figure appeared in front of Qi Ming in an instant, and said with a smirk, "My friend, why are you so indifferent to slaves?"

Qi Ming was standing under his big moon, when suddenly a beautiful woman appeared in front of him. His eyebrows were like distant mountains, his eyes were like flying stars, and he smiled delicately. It was just that there was something wrong with his demeanor—he was looking good. The buddies also tried to put their hands on their shoulders.

Huo Ming was greatly frightened, and took several steps backwards. The moon in the sky dangled and was covered by a dark cloud that suddenly floated in. It fell down immediately.

"I rely on!"

Qiao Guanglan held up her skirt and jumped a few steps back, narrowly dodging the hailstorm, and couldn't help laughing loudly: "Are you so afraid of women?"

Huo Ming became angry from embarrassment, and waved his sleeves: "Get out."

The scene around him changed back to the magnificent palace. Qiao Guanglan couldn't help laughing when he recalled the appearance of Mingming just now, but suddenly there was a voice from outside the hall: "Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty is coming, please hurry up and get ready to welcome me."

Qiao Guanglan got up and went out. Just as he reached the door, he saw Jun Hui had already entered the yard. After seeing him, he didn't go any further, but stopped in place.

Under the bright silver light, he stared at Qiao Guanglan with a moonlight all over his body, with an inexplicable expression.

Qiao Guanglan saluted him, and Jun Hui stretched out his hand to help him up, but he didn't let go of his arm, his eyes were fixed on him, as if he was looking for something on his face.

The emperor didn't move for a long time, and it's fine if others stand beside him. He was afraid that the dragon's body would be infected with the wind and cold, and it would be damaged. The servant boldly stepped forward and asked cautiously, "Your Majesty, do you want to have dinner at your empress's place?"

Junhui murmured: "Turn the essence and flow the essence, and the face is smooth and beautiful. The words are not spoken, and the breath is like orchids. The graceful appearance makes me forget my meal..."

Waiter: "..."

Qiao Guanglan: "..."

Qiao Guanglan pulled out his hand resolutely, and ordered: "Yeah, Your Majesty is hungry, go down and get ready."

Jun Hui looked at him, with a smile in his eyes, and nodded to the servant.

The two entered the room one after the other, Jun Hui seemed to have adjusted his emotions, looked at Qiao Guanglan and said with a smile: "Sure enough, she is a peerless beauty. I have seen countless beauties in my life, whether it is a stubborn stone or a beautiful jade, I can tell at a glance. "

Qiao Guanglan said: "The minister...the concubine doesn't have such a good vision. Looking at His Majesty's appearance, it is really hard to imagine that His Majesty is so wise."

Junhui: "..."

After Qiao Guanglan said this, he was also very puzzled. Although he spoke ruthlessly, he was rarely so aggressive. It was probably because Jun Hui's face and expression were so unbearable that he wanted to be beaten when he saw it. Damn, I can't control myself at all.It seems like it's just an instinct to hate him.

Jun Hui sneered, and said lightly: "You said today that I dare not kill you. But in fact, do you know that I am not so much afraid...it is more reluctant to bear with you."

Qiao Guanglan said: "The emperor shows love."

Jun Hui walked to his dressing table with a smile, picked up an eyebrow pencil on it, and made a few strokes on his face, with elegant and elegant movements.

He smiled and said, "After all, few men can look so good in women's clothing."

Qiao Guanglan blinked his eyes, concealed the momentary shock, and smiled calmly: "Your Majesty really recognized me."

He has looked in the mirror himself, and this body still looks like a woman. The only explanation for Jun Xi's ability to confirm his identity so quickly and with such certainty is that he recognized him as the boy who was on the street last time.

Jun Xi said: "Very good, you reacted very quickly. Then you might as well guess again, what I left you here for."