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Chapter 70 Cursing is also an Art

The lingering rain at three o'clock in the morning trickled down to dawn, and the rising dawn illuminated the entire east, covering Shanghai with a light veil.

Last night, when the love was strong, it is not surprising that something happened, but after all, they were not in their own house, and the two of them did not do shameless things with real guns. In the end, you help me, I help you, and help each other. I didn't fall asleep until after three o'clock.

For the first time, the two people's biological clocks failed, when the needle turned to the number seven, the two people on the bed didn't mean to wake up at all.Grandpa Gu didn't know what time the kids were uproarious last night. After knocking on the door for a long time, there was no response. He poked his head in with a cane and found the two teenagers on the bed stuck together like jelly candy.

Zhuang Ran put half of his body on Li Xian's body, and the crushed person wrapped the person in his arms. Grandpa Gu smiled while twiddling his silver beard, and closed the door of the room lightly. Turning around, he saw his The grandson came up from downstairs covered in sweat.

Mr. Gu nodded in satisfaction. At home, he had to follow the soldiers in the compound to do morning exercises. This was Gu Shaozhang's family rule since he was a child, and there were no exceptions for men and women. Of course, only Gu Shaozhang lived with Grandpa Gu.Grandpa Gu also has a daughter and a young son who have moved out a long time ago and only come back on weekends and holidays.The two have a son and a daughter respectively, but Grandpa Gu doesn't like to see a pair of children, even the grandson and granddaughter of his own generation don't like the children of the two.They don’t look like soldiers at all, and they smell like capitalism all over their bodies. I really don’t like them. If you don’t mix a few words in a foreign language in ten sentences, it’s not obvious that they’ve been abroad. Thinking of this, Grandpa Gu hummed Fortunately, there are Gu Shaozhang, the grandson who grew up with him, and Zhuang Ran, the child.

Gu Shaozhang helped the old man into the bedroom, took a quick shower, changed his clothes and went downstairs with the old man. "Grandpa, early, let them sleep for a while, call them at ten o'clock, my aunt and uncle's family will come back today?"

In Nuo Da's living room, the two of them looked very deserted.

Grandpa Gu took a sip of the porridge, and it took a long time before he responded, "Well, I've been making a fuss for a few days, and if I get bored, I'll bring Xiaoran and Xiaoxian back to you."

In fact, in a sense, Gu Shaozhang and his grandfather are both cold-faced and cold-hearted people, who can't catch their eyes, and don't even bother to give them a look. This is their own flesh and blood. a treat.

After eating, Grandpa Gu sat on the edge of the sofa and read the newspaper, a channel on the TV that has not changed for thousands of years.

Knowing Gu Shaozhang’s practice of resting at home and not accepting any work during the [-]th holiday, several bad friends from last night also came early to block people at the door of Gu Shaozhang’s house. Shameless, he ran to the bedroom on the third floor and watched the two children in a circle.They are both masters of criminal investigation, prying open the door, keeping calm and familiar with the road, as if entering the land of no one, the two people on the bed were stunned and didn't find a trace.

Grandpa Gu watched these children grow up. He used to be a soldier of his own. He knew what these people ate even if they farted. He didn't bother to stop them, so he let them go. Nothing out of the ordinary.

"Fuck, my daughter-in-law and I never hugged each other so tightly when we were in love, tsk tsk tsk." Wu Zhe sat upright on the sofa, speaking sour words in a serious manner.

"Why are you so sour? Are you jealous?" Dongqing glared at Wu Zhe, sat next to Gu Shaozhang, put her hands on Gu Shaozhang's shoulders, "Mr. Gu, our company will hold the [-]th anniversary collectively this year, and everyone in the group said yes The reason why the little boss is here. Since then, the king will not go to court early."

Gu Shaozhang didn't bother to explain. He also knew about the secretary's misunderstanding in the company last time, but the rumors spread to the current version, which he really didn't expect. I took Dongqing's cell phone, found a picture, and sent it up. The lively group stopped instantly, and then it seemed as if a pot had exploded, and one after another asked Dongqing. What's going on? Has changed hands.

Gu Shaozhang doesn't care who is buried, and he should do what he should do after the distribution is over. If Dongqing suffers, the [-]th bonus will definitely be gone. "Comrades, comrades-in-arms, did I say that Mr. Gu sent you the letter just now?"

"what?"

"Nani?"

"Holly, you're actually with Mr. Gu!"

"Did Hades arrest you for moving bricks?"

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The photos in the group are the bed photos of Li Xian and Zhuang Ran. Gu Shaozhang knows this group of friends too well, so he can easily find the photos he wants in Dongqing's phone.

Dongqing didn't bother to explain, so she took a short video and the vacationers began to pray that the vacation would be slower.

At 09:30, Mr. Gu's daughter and son hurried over.

"Higreat-grandpa, we'recoming! Happy National Day!" The speaker was Lin Kun, the son of Gu Shaozhang's aunt's family.

The middle-aged boy looks very quiet, followed his mother, had his hair styled and light makeup done, making him look like an eighteenth-tier starlet.Oh, by the way, Lin Kun went to the best drama school in the local area. He signed a contract with a film and television company as soon as he was a sophomore and made a lot of movies.

Mr. Gu doesn't want to see him anymore, he doesn't have any masculinity at all, he is delicate and weak, he can cry for a long time when he has a skin on his hand since he was a child, and he is still the same when he grows up, but he can hold on until two fingers are broken. What a fuss.

Lin Kun knew that his great-grandfather didn't like him very much, and he didn't want to rush to make fun of him. Anyway, he did all the courtesy he should have, and his mother couldn't pick anything when he went home.

In contrast, Gu Shaozhang's niece, Gu Qian, is much more interesting. Although they are all unattractive people, she doesn't want to stand with her cousin. She enters the room to say hello and sits opposite a bunch of uncles. Yes, I connected to the internet on my own, put on my earphones, and looked down at the video, but it was quiet.

A group of Gu Shaozhang's friends were no stranger to this scene. Gu Shaozhang was covered in icy scum, and he almost wrote on his face, "Don't disturb me."

There were so many people downstairs, noisy, Zhuang Ran frowned, opened his sleepy eyes, stretched his waist, Li Xian also just woke up, kissed Zhuang Ran's cheek, and said good morning.

"Is there a frying pan downstairs? Damn it, it can't be those comrades of Uncle Gu's yesterday. Damn it, I can't afford to lose this person, baby, can we not go down?" Zhuang Ran didn't expect it to be so soon And the meeting, how embarrassing it is.

"Do you regret it now?" Li Xian pulled Zhuang Ran up and asked.

Zhuang Ran looked at the downstairs and the height of the third floor, thinking about whether to tie a bed sheet and lie down to avoid this group of people.

"Go, wash your face, change, boyfriend, we didn't bring any clothes, whose clothes are we wearing?" Li Xian suddenly remembered that all the luggage was at Uncle Gu's house, and he left in a hurry without even taking a change of clothes.

"It's true, I'll talk about it later, go wash your face." Zhuang Ran opened the closet, there was not even a piece of clothing in it, presumably there were not many people living in this room.

Zhuang Ran finished washing first, stood on the edge of the window sill, and called Gu Shaozhang downstairs, "Uncle Gu, you didn't bring our clothes from yours. There are no clothes in this room?"

Lin Kun and Gu Qian, who were sitting opposite Gu Shaozhang, raised their heads in amazement, and both of them thought about the same question: their uncle/uncle still has such a human side, who is on the other end of the phone?

Gu Shaozhang hung up the phone and went upstairs, found two freshly washed clothes from his closet and took them there.

The clothes of both of them are camouflage, and they look a bit like soldiers when they wear them.

"I don't have any clothes here, they are all of the same style." Gu Shaozhang explained, after all, the three of them are wearing exactly the same clothes now.

Li Xian looked at himself, then at the two people around him, and joked. "The 186 men's team officially debuted today." After all, Gu Shaozhang doesn't look like an uncle, but more like a brother.

When the three of them came down from the upstairs, the noisy living room fell silent instantly. Mr. Gu saw it, and felt that the three of them, regardless of their appearance, looked like father and son.

"Shaozhang, who are you two?" Gu Shaozhang's sister asked, could it be that Gu Shaozhang brought him back to recognize his ancestors without knowing it?

"Sister, this is Xiaoran." Gu Shaozhang pointed to the people around him.

"What! Xiaoran, this kid is so big, obviously he was so big when he was a child. I really dare not recognize it. "

Before Gu Shaozhang's sister recovered, he immediately said, "The one next to him is Xiao Ran's boyfriend, Li Xian."

Now the living room is much more lively, the glass is broken, the mobile phone falls to the ground, and there is chaos.

Zhuang Ran and Li Xian were surrounded by such a big family, and they didn't know where to say hello, so they stood beside Gu Shaozhang.

"Okay, this matter is worth all your fuss, you two come and sit with me." Mr. Gu snorted, breaking the embarrassing situation in the living room.

"What are you two studying?" Lin Kun was a little disappointed. He was such a star, why didn't the two of them react at all, and he had to remind him aloud.

Only this time Zhuang Ran and Li Xian noticed that there were two other people of the same age in the room, a boy and a girl.The boy has curly hair, the girl has short, crisp hair.They are all beauties, and they all look extremely eye-catching.

Zhuang Ran and Li Xian glanced at each other. Isn't this kind of topic about what you study, what university, and whoever you meet?

"Medicine." Li Xian replied.

"Oh, which school?" Lin Kun tried his best to improve his sense of existence. Don't both of you know such a celebrity?

Zhuang Ran frowned when he asked this question. If it wasn't for Grandpa Gu's face, he would have turned his back on him long ago. Isn't he just a scumbag with bad acting skills? Do you have the nerve to dance in front of us? Fuck .

Li Xian also felt that this little star took himself too seriously, so he leaned on the sofa and didn't intend to answer this question.

After waiting for a long time, no one paid any attention to him, Lin Kun was a little bit embarrassed to come down.After looking at her cousin for a long time, she hoped to give herself a step down, but Gu Qian stared at her phone, struggling to make eye contact.

Or does my mother feel sorry for herself, "I'm good at studying medicine, studying abroad?"

Gu Shaozhang glanced at his sister, and was about to speak when Zhuang Ran grabbed his arm.

"Teaching abroad is not necessarily better than domestic ones. In the end, those who went abroad all returned home. Besides, what we both learned abroad could not be taught. We learned Chinese medicine. The ashes of our ancestors were all in China. On the contrary, there are many foreign students in our school, oh, the two of us are not studying in Beijing, we are from the Longjiang Medical School." Zhuang Ran said looking at the mother and son opposite.

Not only Gu Shaozhang's sister was embarrassed, but even Lin Kun felt slapped in the face. "Isn't Northeast Chinese Medicine the only one that can be considered a good university, and the score is not high." This is a bit angry, Lin Kun didn't expect someone to be so embarrassing in person.

"The score is not high. The two of us only got more than 600 points in the test when we studied, and we got into this major." Zhuang Ran continued to speak angrily.

"I have little talent and little knowledge, but I have been in university for a year, and I have learned a little bit. I see that you have occasional deafness and tinnitus recently, like bells like wind and thunder, like tides, and you are also accompanied by ear pain, bitter mouth and dry throat."

Li Xian knows what this sentence means. No one can match Zhuang Ran's ability to swear at others. This obviously means that this person's anger and tinnitus have reached the point where he has closed his eyes and listened to himself. The words were too technical, I guess Lin Kun didn't understand it yet.

A group of Gu Shaozhang's comrades-in-arms could hear the meaning behind what Zhuang Ran said. This kid is really venomous.

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