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Ever since Li Xian took Zhuang Ran to the anatomy class, Li Xian also got a glimpse of Zhuang Ran's five roommates who "showed their true colors".

Li Xian lay on the bed, looked around at these people in his dormitory, tsk, this relationship is really true, it will stand the test of time, the semester is as complicated as it was first seen.Tsk, it can be written into a film and television drama, no, even the screenwriter probably can't write such a wonderful script!The situation in their dormitory was much worse than the idol drama at eight o'clock.

Can you imagine it?One dormitory, one male dormitory, six people, divided into seven factions?

Words can no longer describe the essence of this fucking relationship.Li Xian raised his hand and took out the notebook that Zhuang Ran lent him in the public elective class last time, took out a pen, and first wrote a paragraph in the notebook: The relationship map of the six mental illnesses in the legendary brothel 707 dormitory.

Li Xian drew a regular pentagon on the notebook, and wrote his name in the center.On the top of his name, write Qiao Tong, the boss of the dormitory, and draw double arrows between himself and Qiao Tong, marking Tiezi; on the right side of his name, write the second brother Ling Xingyu, from Ling Xingyu to Qiao Tong, draw On the left side of my name, I wrote the name of Zhang Binbin, the third child in the dormitory. I drew a double arrow between Qiao Tong and Zhang Binbin, marking the acquaintance of nodding; between Zhang Binbin and myself, I drew a single arrow. Arrow, LOL game teammate; marked with a red line between Zhang Binbin and Ling Xingyu. Between the old five, draw a single arrow, LOL game teammates.Regal, this name perfectly and intuitively interprets Lao Wu's life, he is really rich and rich.Between Fu Hao and Zhang Binbin, a dotted double arrow was drawn, marked with the friendship of failing the exam, and written with a red pen, the two can pass the exam together in adversity, but cannot share the blessing of passing the exam.In the lower right corner of my name, I wrote the name of the dormitory's sixth son, Hao Shuai, just like a rich man, so handsome is recognized as a handsome guy, a Chinese and Western clinical courtyard grass, who looks colder than himself, secretly, people give him nicknames - Portable refrigerator.Draw a single arrow between yourself and Hao Shuai, write LOL game teammates, between Fu Hao and Hao Shuai, use red double arrows, boldly mark, good friends; between Hao Shuai and Ling Xingyu, I drew a double arrow and marked Brother on leave; I drew a bold red line and added a question mark between Hao Shuai and his iron son Qiao Tong. According to my microscope-like eyes, the two never talked about each other in the dormitory. If there is any sentence, the relationship is inexplicable. Whether it is the hatred of taking his wife or the hatred of cheating friends, it is still unclear and needs to be verified.

It took a full 3 minutes to finish drawing the "picture of six boys and seven factions". In the end, in order to make it more intuitive, Li Xian also used a green highlighter to paint on their respective names.Tsk, beautiful analysis, Li Xian, congratulations on your advancement to Soul Painter!Li Xian drew a small scalpel in the lower right corner of the note.

He took out his phone and took a picture of his notebook, and sent it to Zhuang Ran.

"Boyfriend, here's something for you. Naughty.JPG".

Zhuang Ran is cosplaying with a few people in the dormitory, please don't get me wrong, it's a serious cosplay that can no longer be serious.These people used "The Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic" as the script, and they were grouped into groups to endorse it in a conversational style.

Huang Wei was wearing a yellow robe, stroking his beard that didn't exist at all, "The emperor said: a man who is old and childless will exhaust his strength, and the sky will count."

Please don’t ask where Huang Wei bought the props from. In short, since their dormitory decided to start reciting the "Huang Di Nei Jing", yellow robes and accessories have appeared continuously. In Huang Wei’s original words, the reciting with the blending of scenes is vivid and deepens. memory.From the initial strong refusal, to the half-rejection, half-compromise, and finally the loss of sovereignty, Huang Wei, the aggressor, gained the upper hand.

Zhuang Ran plays Qi Bo, holding a jade wat board, with a solemn expression on his face, "The girl is seven years old. The kidney energy is strong, and the teeth grow longer; on the second day of the seventh day, the day is Guizhi, the Ren pulse is open, the Taichong pulse is strong, and the menstruation is at present. Therefore, there are children; notoginseng, the kidney qi is balanced, so the real teeth grow extremely long..."

君が好きだと is called びたい, tomorrow を変えてみよう.冻りついてく时间をぶち壊したい......The ringtone of the mobile phone interrupted the solemn and emotional performance.

"Fuck him, who the hell is calling me again, I'm going to fuck with Sanqi tonight, Sanqi, Sanqi, I'm Nima. Who the hell is this? Grandson, I won't be called Zhuang Ran if I don't kill him!"

Seeing Zhuang Ran's runaway mode, several people laughed in unison. This is the sixth time that Zhuang Ran's recitation was interrupted here. The fire all night has been accumulated on this phone. They especially want to know who is so Unlucky, stepping on the high-tension line of the male god.

"Hello!" Zhuang Ran answered the phone without even looking at the screen.

Li Xian was stunned for a moment, thinking that his boyfriend had set Zhuang Ran on fire.Changed back to a non-exclusive title, and carefully said "male god?".

Hearing a metal-like low, slightly hoarse voice, he looked at the scalpel on the screen, who bravely confessed, and realized that it was Li Xian's call.

"Fuck, Li Xian, your uncle, do you know what I'm doing now? You ruined my big business." Zhuang Ran pointed at his mobile phone, mouthed to the people in the dormitory that you continue, and then turned around Out of the dormitory.

"Oh? Male god, you don't know what to do, right? Excessive indulgence and depletion of kidney essence are not the way to keep in good health." Li Xian said with a smile.

"Fuck, you can really worry, don't worry, I won't treat you badly in the future." Zhuang Ran took the elevator downstairs.

"Hey, male god, please be positive..." Zhuang Ran didn't give Li Xian a chance to show off, "Fuck, can you show some face, how about Gao Leng? Why can't you be a serious clinical student? ? Tsk, really disillusioned."

"You dislike me so quickly. It's only been a month. God, why don't I change my look and you change your boyfriend?" After Li Xian finished speaking, he looked up and saw that he was wearing a black T-shirt, black sweatpants, and a pair of herringbone feet. Drag solemnly.

Li Xian hung up the phone, walked over, patted Zhuang Ran's right arm, and walked around from the left side, but his nose bumped into Zhuang Ran's sideways head, "Ah~ male god, I haven't seen you for a few days, and my skills have improved again." Improvement, this iron head skill, this hardness, at least it is [-]%, I don't know if I have this honor, how can I ask for advice?" Li Xian played with his upper body.

"Baby, you don't need to ask for advice, why don't you ask for a beating? Tsk, it seems that you have a problem with my hardness and kidney essence. What do you mean?" Zhuang Ran stretched out his hand and pushed Li Xian a little further away.

"Yo, male god, I'm so touched, I'll be embarrassed if you call me that." Li Xian covered his face and smiled shyly.

"But, I often call others that too~" Zhuang Ran smiled, looking at Li Xian's shy face.

The two psychopaths started to play.

"Fuck, it's fucking disgusting, why don't we go to the psychiatrist?" Zhuang Ran felt that this conversation was so fucking childish.

The two of them strolled around and walked under the statue of Li Shizhen. They both remembered the scene when they met for the first time. At that time, Li Xian and Zhuang Ran were two names, and they were strangers separated by many people and the stage. No one expected that when she reappeared here a few months later, it would be in the relationship of a boyfriend.Life is really not only poetry and distant places, but also unexpected parties A and B.

"Is it because I called you boyfriend that you got such a big reaction?" Li Xian and Zhuang Ran sat together under the statue of Li Shizhen, in the same posture, with one leg on the steps and the other straight, resting on the last step superior.

"What?" Zhuang Ran was almost knocked out by Li Xian's unexpected boyfriend.

"Didn't read the WeChat message I sent you just now?" Li Xian took out his phone and opened the chat history of the two of them.

"Ah, I see now, boyfriend." Zhuang Ran bumped Li Xian with his shoulder. "Did you draw it? Is this the scene of a bloody drama in life? It's so complicated, with six people and seven factions?"

"Boyfriend, do you actually understand? Can you explain it to me?"

"Yes, my boyfriend understands it, but your writing, tsk tsk, really doesn't suit you. The notebook I gave you last time had writing. When I was free all day, I didn't think about it." Copy your boyfriend's handwriting to improve your taste?" Zhuang Ran was unable to complain about Li Xian's handwriting like a fly's legs.

"Didn't you say that the words written by doctors are written in heaven? Anyway, they are all incomprehensible. Why should I practice?" Li Xian saw through the essence.

"Yo, fuck, my boyfriend is really far-sighted. However, rounding up, if you don't take the postgraduate entrance examination, there are still 4 years left in this university. The final exam, just you. I am a teacher, and I don't even want to look at it. Your grades He is actually the highest in your class, I suspect that there is something shady, boyfriend, to be honest, is there a background?" Zhuang Ran wrapped his right hand around Li Xian's shoulder, and blew smoke into his face.

"It's mainly this picture, the concise and concise artistic conception, artistic conception, do you know? The relationship in our dormitory has been like this since the first semester of freshman year. Isn't it amazing? Surprised? Surprised? Do you have any ideas?" Li Xian said a few things Parallel sentence patterns really play a role in strengthening the tone.

"Tsk, what a fucking thing, the six old men are full of drama, if you don't report to the Central Academy of Drama, you will be buried, actors who have been delayed by medical treatment." Zhuang Ran took out his mobile phone and saved the picture After coming down, I plan to go back and discuss this wonderful dormitory with my roommates.

"Do you feel that there is a shadow in this world?" Zhuang Ran stood up and patted the ashes on his buttocks. "Actually, if you change the way you open your life, life will be..."

"It's clear?" Li Xian also stood up and followed Zhuang Ran.

"No, there should be shadows." Zhuang Ran turned to look at Li Xian.

Under the street lamp, the shadows of the two were very close.

"Boyfriend, why did you say it?" Li Xian took a step forward.

"It's nothing, I'm just laughing at you." Zhuang Ran also took a step forward, and there was only one centimeter left on the tip of their noses.

"I thought you were going to kiss me?" Li Xian was extremely dissatisfied with Zhuang Ran's bad behavior of approaching but not expressing anything.

"Then, do you want it?" Zhuang Ran squeezed out the cigarette butt with his hands, and flicked the extinguished cigarette butt into the trash can.

"As expected of being the captain of our basketball team, this accuracy is fine, boyfriend." Li Xian applauded beside him, applauding.

"Do you want it?" Zhuang Ran asked again.

Li Xian thought that Zhuang Ran was joking, but when Zhuang Ran asked him for the second time, it was no longer a joke.Do you want it?The kiss of the male god!Is it, is it, or is it?Li Xian looked at Zhuang Ran with piercing eyes.

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