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Chapter 6 Regional Anatomy Experiment Class

Li Xian and Zhuang Ran rushed to the school cafeteria and finally caught up with Jiuniang Yuanxiao.The two sat behind the cafeteria, causing a commotion. With the two of them as the center and a radius of one meter, they were all green and inquiring eyes.

Lead singer of the band, master of basics.

The point is, the two wore identical white sportswear today!

"Fuck, Li Xian, it's your uncle's fault. I just found out that you found the same fucking clothes for me. You bought these clothes in batches?" Zhuang Ran kicked the clothes on his body, raised his head and asked.

"No, this one is comfortable to wear, so I bought two sets, and the second one is [-]% off." Li Xian said.

The cogs of fate do sometimes, ka.Huang Wei didn't understand why he just woke up early, and met Zhuang Nanshen and Li Xian again, this man who was cursed by chance encounters.

Huang Wei picked up his mobile phone, took a photo in the direction of the two, and immediately posted the photo in the "temporary group of 5 people".

"Fuck me?"

"Fuck me?"

"Fuck me?"

"What about Shima?"

Lu Guang obviously didn't wake up, fell behind, lost his rhythm, and went his own way.

"Our male god Zhuang'er and the lead singer of Li Da, I'm going, do you want to come and watch? Brothers? Shall I send a location to the brothers?" Huang Wei shared a location.

Ten minutes later, several people from Zhou Peng came to meet Huang Wei.

"Viagra, can we recognize the reality? Our school, where the fart is big, you fucking mosaic the surroundings, we can know it with our eyes closed, this fucking cafeteria, where is the IQ?" Peng Hao kicked Huang Wei.

"Let's adjust our expressions and go in together. Didn't our male god go home yesterday? What's going on this time~~~~Oh~~~~" Wu Yongxin tsked angrily.

It is said that three women make one drama, but it turns out that five boys can lead an epic masterpiece.

It can be seen from the title of Zhuang Ran that normal boys would call him "Great God", but who would say "Male God"?Therefore, the 1814 dormitory is full of strange people.

"Zhuang'er?!" Lu Guang, the newly promoted film star, perfectly performed the reaction that should be due to a chance encounter, slightly surprised, unbelievable, and cheered.

"Damn it, is it raining red? How come you guys are so early? It's not even noon yet?" Zhuang Ran was somewhat aware of the strange reactions of the few people.He looked up at Huang Wei. "Brother Wei, stretch out your hand, and I'll cut your pulse." Huang Wei stretched out his hand.

"Palpitations and restlessness, easy to be frightened, restless sitting or lying down, sleepless and dreamy and easy to wake up, bad hearing noises, lack of appetite, poor appetite, thin pulse or thin string." Zhuang Ran raised his hand and said.

Li Xian sat at the side, and after hearing this sentence, he used great self-control so as not to let himself laugh so obviously.This is clearly saying that Huang Wei is "guilty and timid", and the appearance of these people is tricky.

"Ah? No way? I'll touch it myself, it's impossible. The tongue coating of palpitations should be white. My tongue coating is thin and white and moderately dry. It doesn't look like palpitations?" Huang Wei thought seriously and proposed doubt.

The other four turned their faces away, unable to bear to look directly at him, as they did not recognize this person.

Huang Wei was still immersed in thinking, and the other four didn't dare to ask such difficult questions as why are you here and why are you with the lead singer Li.

Fortunately, Zhou Peng's IQ is online, and he replied, "Well, Huang Wei's sister, there is an anatomy class today, we want to go and see, in case the little girl is scared, right? Hehe..." said Finally pushed Peng Hao and Wu Yongxin beside him.

"Well, let's take a look with the boss," Peng Hao agreed.

"What if the little girl is scared and can't sleep at night, oh my god, it's too scary." Wu Yongxin added.

"Oh? Coincidentally." After Zhuang Ran finished speaking, he turned to look at Li Xian.

"We also have an anatomy class today. It should be two classes together. How about you in Laboratory Building-101?" Li Xian answered.

The five people complained in their hearts, and divided us into "you" so quickly. It is said that before the male god did not have you, we were "us", and you were "your kind". splashed water.

"We are also in the local anatomy experiment class." Lu Guang said.

"Boss, you two didn't bring your white coats, did you? Brother Xian, don't bother, I'll call the dormitory next door to bring over two?" Wu Yongxin remembered the most critical question.

"Thank you, male god, won't you introduce me?" Li Xian raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhuang Ran.

"Boss Zhou Peng, second child Peng Hao, fourth child Wu Yongxin, fifth child Huang Wei, and youngest Liu Luguang in our dormitory." Zhuang Ran walked over and introduced them one by one.

Li Xian greeted several people, and it was regarded as a formal meeting with Zhuang Ran's roommate.

Seven people came out of the cafeteria and walked towards the laboratory together.There are still a lot of people on campus on weekends.They came and went, all holding white coats in their hands, chatting with each other.

Zhuang Ran and Li Xian walked at the back, side by side, walking in a rhythm of one, two, one, inadvertently.

"God, for that benefit, can you add a WeChat account?" Li Xian turned his head, took out his phone and shook it in front of Zhuang Ran's chest.

Zhuang Ran paused, took out the phone, turned it around in his hand, unlocked it, and put it in Li Xian's hand.

Li Xian clicked on his phone, and saw the wallpaper of Slam Dunk, the picture of Kaede Rukawa and Hanamichi Sakuragi jumping for the ball.Tsk, it seems that the boy is a real SD fan.

Zhuang Ran's WeChat nickname is simply "Ran", and his avatar should be a random photo of "Ran" taken from rice paper.He scanned the QR code with his mobile phone and handed it to Zhuang Ran.

Friend "Scalpel" requests to add a friend, do you agree?

Agree to add, the verification is passed, now you and the scalpel have become friends and can chat.

Sleepy.GIF.

Little Fox Touching His Head.GIF.

Fuck, why are we sending WeChat?Zhuang Ran's fingers flew and poked violently on the screen.

Trance.JPG.

The two looked at each other, then quickly turned their heads away, their shoulders shaking like a sieve.Finally the two laughed out loud.The act of using WeChat to chat face to face is simply too stupid.

The behavior of the two of them, in the eyes of the front few, is a show of affection, and the five of them have expressions that you understand, I understand, everyone understands.

A few people came a little late, and the classroom was already full of people.It may be the first local anatomy experiment class, and everyone is looking forward to it.After all, it was about to actually touch the corpse.

Huang Wei didn't immediately recognize his sister, maybe his sister wasn't in the lab at all.

The bell rang, and a little old man who was nearly sixty years old walked in. He was not tall and had a soft smile on his face.

The laboratory was silent, only the hum of the air conditioner could be heard.

"Students, class is starting now, the female students who are sitting on the boxes will come down first." The students who were called by the teacher stood aside in an orderly manner.

The teacher walked to the middle of the laboratory, pushed the glasses hanging on the bridge of the nose, and then said, "Our school has limited resources and cannot compare with those awesome medical schools. Of course, I think our school is also pretty awesome, but The method of cows is different, and our general teachers are limited, so we need to conduct experiments in groups of several people." After speaking, he walked to the box where the female student was sitting just now, and opened the box.

(The general teacher is the body donated by the donor impermanence to the medical school. He is the first surgical "patient" of medical students and the introductory teacher of their local anatomy, so he is called the general teacher.)

The faces of the students who were called just now turned pale twice, with guilt on their faces.

Inside the box was a middle-aged man, eyes closed, lying in a black body bag, his skin soaked in formalin.At that moment, all the students present held their breath.

It was the first time for Zhuang Ran to see the general teacher at such a close distance. At this time, for some reason, he suddenly remembered the medical student's oath when he entered school:

Health is linked to life.

When I step into the holy medical school, I solemnly swear:

I volunteer to devote myself to medicine, love the motherland, be loyal to the people, abide by medical ethics, respect teachers and discipline, study hard, work tirelessly, strive for perfection, and develop in an all-round way.

I am determined to do my best to eliminate human illnesses, help improve health, maintain the sanctity and honor of medical skills, save lives and heal the wounded, spare no effort, pursue persistently, and strive for the development of the medical and health cause of the motherland and the physical and mental health of human beings for the rest of my life.

There is no fear in my heart, only respect for these general teachers.

Before the dissection, the teacher led everyone to bow in silence to the general teacher.

The next step was the group experiment, the people in Zhuang Ran's dormitory were in a group with Li Xian.

Wearing a mask can't stop the smell of formalin coming to your face. It's really choking, and many girls are choking to tears.

Zhuang Ran and Li Xian looked at each other, their eyes were red. Fortunately, there was ventilation on both sides of the dissecting bed, so that tears would not flow down their faces.

A few of them will peel off the whole body skin, starting from the back, then to the neck, and then enter the knife from under the occipital bone.Every time the scalpel cut through the skin, the feeling was numb. When a small piece of scalp was torn off, Huang Wei and Wu Yongxin stopped and panted hard.

Li Xian and Zhuang Ran glanced at the two of them, and continued with their movements.This feeling is like the feeling of breaking the skin of your fingers and pulling them backwards.

The furs on their arms stood up and stood up, trembling...

In fact, girls in medical schools have a much higher psychological quality than boys.

There were eight girls in the experimental group standing next to Zhuang Ran. When dissecting the abdomen, their hands were too strong. When they opened the peritoneum, they cut the intestines. The abdominal cavity was filled with yellow paste. Handful, handful, take out the fuzzy yellow paste.

Seeing this situation, Zhuang Ran and the others were dumbfounded.

After the experiment class ended, several people walked out of the experiment building, silent all the way.

Lu Guang walked behind Huang Wei. He wanted to comfort Huang Wei, but unexpectedly, as soon as he put his hand on his shoulder, Huang Wei jumped two meters away with a look of horror.

"Fuck, Lu Guang, your uncle, can't you fucking call me from the front? Even if it's me from the front, I agree, don't fuck me from behind!" Huang Wei's face almost darkened.

"Come on, touch the hair, don't be scared, touch the ears, scare for a while, Huang Wei, Huang Wei, come with me." Lu Guang stroked Huang Wei's head and ears.

The few people here laughed very heartlessly, gloating, and it happened in an instant.

"Let me tell you, that's how the boat of friendship capsizes, hum." Huang Wei glared at the six ill-intentioned people.

"Brother Wei, I really don't know, you're like this, hahaha, fuck it, no, let me laugh for a while." After speaking, Zhuang Ran lay on Li Xian's shoulder, laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up.

Li Xian looked at Zhuang Ran, secretly rubbed Zhuang Ran's hair, and smiled.

"I found out that the girls in our school are really not ordinary people. Hey, have you seen the group next to us? I'll go. And the girls in the side group were very excited the whole time, and they were still muttering ..." Peng Hao said.

"Yes, yes, yes, what are you talking about, eh? That's what you said." Zhou Peng pinched his nose and imitated "I will definitely cure you. Believe me, assistant, please pass the knife. Nani? Say yes." What about the scalpel that cuts iron like mud? Excuseme? Are you kidding me? Why is there so much subcutaneous fat?" After speaking, he took a breath, "This young lady has a lot of drama inside. If her boyfriend breaks up in the future, she will let her The boyfriend chooses a hundred ways to die."

"When the anatomy of the reproductive system was taught last semester, the boys in our class automatically moved to the back, you know, and then the girls in our class were all in the front row, and took notes very carefully. As a result, there was a box of balls and JJs in the experimental class. , the kind that floats around, there are a few girls who don't change their expressions, holding a jj in one hand and pinching their balls in the other, while watching the courseware, now it's the boys in our class who see them and make a detour." Li Xian is next to Zhuang Ran , stated calmly.

Several people suddenly felt that the wind in the dissection room was not that cold.

"God, you were very calm during the experiment just now?" Wu Yongxin was curious.

Li Xian frowned when he heard the words, thinking in his heart, he will never be called a male god again, there is no exclusivity at all.The alarm sounded in my heart.

"Fuck, fart, I was thinking just now, why is the human body so complicated? If I cut him, will he come to me later? Why are the liver, kidney and spleen different from the ones in the textbook? The blood vessels really can't Distinguish!" After Zhuang Ran finished speaking, several people felt that the male god is indeed the male god, and the focus of attention is different.

In fact, Zhuang Ran still had a lot to say in his heart. He decided not to eat meat again this week!

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Continue tomorrow, if you are afraid of the content of the anatomy, you can ignore it~~~