wall jump

Three sparrows landed on the black wires outside the window, and the fattest one in the middle fell down on one leg, crushing the stretched wires. The little sparrows on both sides didn't pay attention, and slammed into the middle one as if stepping on a watermelon rind. fatty.All of a sudden, the three little birds were shoving each other, flapping their arms and chirping non-stop.

The fat cat downstairs jumped onto the balcony and patted the window. The three little birds flapped their wings frantically and ran away for their lives, regardless of who would win.

Zhuang Ran had an extremely uncomfortable sleep that night. Imagine being crushed by a humanoid koala all night, who could sleep peacefully?The stone was finally crushed from the chest and reached the stomach, at least he was able to breathe for a while.

He opened his eyes, took off Li Xian's leg that was pressing on his stomach, lifted the thin quilt covering his body, got up and got out of bed.Another pair of hands wrapped around his waist, well, the stone was removed, and the vines came again, alas, Zhuang Ran let out a long sigh.

"Where are you going?" Li Xian's face was pressed against Zhuang Ran's waist, and his voice was lazy and dull.

Zhuang Ran put on the slippers, broke off the fingers that imprisoned him, pulled up the person behind him, and a kiss was imprinted on the brow of the other person.I wanted to give a small dessert, but I didn't expect the other party to eat dinner.Li Xian hooked Zhuang Ran's neck, and his lips came as promised. The unilateral provocation turned into a contest between the two sides. The tip of his tongue danced a Latin dance in his mouth. His figure was gorgeous and passionate, igniting all the hidden passions in each other's hearts. .The adrenal hormones fueled the flames, and the last rational hair was torn off bit by bit.

The little black cat squinted its eyes and watched for a long time. It really didn't understand why humans always like to fight with their mouths. After observing for a long time, it found that Zhuang Ran was at the top, gaining the upper hand. Then it closed its eyes with peace of mind, and continued with the unfinished dream, the butterfly in the dream Still flying overhead.

"Xianzi, all of you this morning..." Fang Mingjin knocked on the door three times without any response, pushed the door open and walked in, Guo Yu followed behind and also squeezed in, wanting to come in and watch the little firecracker.

The two of them did not expect to see such a restricted-rated scene early in the morning.

There was a thin quilt between Zhuang Ran and Li Xian. They clasped their fingers with their right hands, and Zhuang Ran dragged Li Xian's waist with his left hand. arrive.

It seems that only in adversity can one see the truth. Before the foreign enemy, the little black cat also knew the eagerness of the head of the household. He raised his noble head, walked vigorously, jumped onto the end of the bed, lay at the feet of the two, and stared at the intruder motionlessly.

Li Xian opened his eyes and saw the two door gods at the door. The flag that had just been raised almost broke in the wind.Alas, pulled the quilt to cover Zhuang Ran's lower body.

"Guozi, Mingjin, besides pushing, the door actually has another function." Li Xian looked at his two companions who were ruining other people's good deeds speechlessly.

Zhuang Ran, who was straddling Li Xian, turned his head when he heard the sound.

Playing hooligans and being watched!

Still an acquaintance!

What a good word!

"Fuck, shouldn't there be a fee for on-site teaching?" Zhuang Ran got off Li Xian, reached out and hugged the black cat to cover the unspeakable parts of himself that reacted.

The general succeeded, and the faces of the two onlookers blushed. Why didn't the male god feel any embarrassment at being caught!Li Xian, your boyfriend is really calm.The two at the door had no way to retreat and gave Zhuang Ran a thumbs up.

Fang Mingjin walked around the end of the bed, and sat upside down on the swivel chair with his long legs. He glared and slid to Li Xian's side, with a bright smile on his face.

"Little firecracker, come and give me a hug." Guo Yu remembered whether to eat or not, and wanted to tease the little black cat.

The black cat gave him a blank look, and lay on its back between Zhuang Ran's legs, revealing its soft belly.Guo Yu put his face on his cold butt, and followed Li Xian, putting his arms around Fang Mingjin's shoulders.

The dull atmosphere was broken by the sound of the video, Li Xian took Zhuang Ran's cell phone from the bedside, and looked to see that it was Zhuang Ran's roommate.

"Male God!"

"Male God!"

"Male God!"

"Male God!"

"Male God!"

A holiday has passed, and the formation of five is still so uniform.

"Male god! We handed in our summer homework the day before yesterday. Why didn't you make a move? How is our ranking?" Huang Wei's words revealed the plan of several people conspiring for a month.

"Huang Wei, you bastard!" This is Wu Yongxin.

"God, you have to believe that we are innocent." Lu Guang hurriedly put aside Huang Wei, a money loser.

"Hey, what a joke, Wei Zi, you're fine." Zhou Peng regretted bringing Huang Wei along now.

Peng Hao bit at each other with a wait-and-see attitude, and reluctantly adjusted the lazy chair back.

"Okay, don't read it, the rankings are already out, listen carefully, the content to be memorized next semester will be determined according to the order of the memorization order, mouse, Xiaoliu, Xinzi, boss and Viagra." Zhuang Ran said into the phone.

Several people's internal OS: If I knew it was so casual, I shouldn't have spoken just now!

"Come back when, I'll pick you up." Zhuang Ran rubbed the black cat's belly and said, pressing the demon king's little paw.

Everyone said that for the convenience of Zhuang Ran, they decided to go back to school together the day after tomorrow. They didn't see each other for a holiday. They talked nonsense for more than half an hour and still couldn't get enough.In the end, Zhuang Ran found that there was a room full of people waiting for breakfast, so he had to hang up.

"Damn, the national treasure-level professional requirements are so strict, male god, you still have summer homework? Shouldn't this be done with the college entrance examination and melted into dust?" Guo Yu thinks that the male god is such an awesome major The price paid is still quite high, and the summer vacation does not stop, and the bone injury is relatively easy.

Fang Mingjin also raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, it was really the first time he heard that he still had to do summer homework after he was in college.

"No, Zhuang Ran left the summer investigation report for their dormitory." Li Xian got up from the bed, took off his pajamas, and directly changed into short sleeves and shorts.

The other set of clothes was naturally the same buy one get one free set. Li Xian untied Zhuang Ran's pajamas and put them on.Although the ranking is arbitrary, this survey report is an important part of the graduation thesis of several people, so I took out my mobile phone and looked at it carefully.

Forgot that there were other people in the room, Zhuang Ran got used to raising his hand to cooperate with Li Xian, Guo Yu and Fang Mingjin felt that the restricted-rated scene in the morning was really nothing, it was the most exciting, they quietly slipped out of the room and closed the door .

"I thought you'd be OK after ranking, why did you still like it?" Li Xian sat on the bed, took a pair of shorts and went over.

Zhuang Ran put down her phone, put on shorts, zipped them up, and moved her stiff neck.

"You can know the overall quality of their investigation reports by reading one copy. I want to use this in our graduation thesis." After reading the final conclusion, Zhuang Ran nodded in satisfaction.

"By the way, where are we going to play after dinner?" Zhuang Ran opened the door, went into the bathroom, picked up their toothbrushes, and it was Li Xian who squeezed the toothpaste, and the two of them scrubbed X3 in front of the mirror together.

Guo Yu, a small speaker, recounted the scene he and Fang Mingjin had met in the morning to Na Ren and Ling Fei with embellishments. The two began to express strong doubts. It wasn't until Fang Mingjin nodded calmly that they felt that Guo Yu's words were 50% credible.

Before going out, Zhuang Ran put all the fragile things in the house into the cabinet and checked them repeatedly before leaving. Before the door closed, the glare of the sun faded the last trace of reluctance from his eyes. The little black cat curled up and closed the door. eyes.

After dinner, a group of people pressed the road boredly, the summer vacation was coming to an end, and the weather was still unbearably hot.

Pedestrians passing by are all fully armed, half of their faces are reluctant to show, hiding under small parasols, behind narrow sunglasses, and behind long sun protection shirts, trying to isolate themselves from the pervasive heat.

The best place to escape the heat in this kind of weather is inside the shopping mall, but there are too few people shopping, and too many people take the opportunity to enjoy the cool. The rest chairs in the shopping mall are full of old men and women, three in a pile, five in a group, What's more, he took off his shoes directly, and followed the hot kang head of his own house with his legs crossed.

In an unremarkable corner on the top floor of the mall, on the two black iron doors, there are crooked words in white Tuzki fonts that say "Bag Bag Escape Room". superior.

Zhuang Ran opened the door, and there was only a simple table and a lazy chair in the store except for the locker standing stiffly against the corner.

The boss was lying on the lazy chair, his legs were crossed on the table, and a pink girly manga was covering his face.

"Robbery!" Zhuang Ran tapped on the table, and picked up the feather duster on the table as a robber.

The cartoon fell off his face, the boss took his feet off the table, propped his chin with both hands, and looked at several visitors.The escape room has just been renovated and is hidden in a corner of the shopping mall. If it is not extremely boring or has nowhere to play, it is basically impossible to find this place.

"Why, your princess has finally been rescued?" Li Xian didn't expect that the boss was Super Mario from the flower shop of his aunt.How to walk and touch, really, the fate is as thick as grapefruit peel.

"The princess is on vacation this holiday, and Mario went to visit the prison. Why are you both here? Why don't you let someone rest for a while?" The boss stood up, picked up a paper cup and poured water for several people.

"Are you classmates?" The boss held the water glass in a leisurely manner, which made people feel that it would be profane to say that he drank plain water, and Lafite in 82 was worthy of him.Every gesture is full of flair.

"Yes, where's your flower shop?" Zhuang Ran put down his cup and asked.

The boss waved his hand, took out a black book, and handed it to Li Xian. On it were escape rooms of different difficulties, from A to D, densely arranged several pages.

"I hired a handsome guy to help me look after the store. Are you in a group of two or six?" The boss picked up the walkie-talkie and keys from the shelf.

"Brothers, which one do you choose?" Li Xianyang asked the people behind him as he pointed the notebook in Yang's hand.

"Choose A difficulty, let's go together, it's challenging!" Guo Yu looked eager to try and couldn't wait.

The last few people chose the level of "The Lost Tiger Talisman". The game is set in the Warring States Period, and finally finding two tiger symbols together is considered a pass.

"You know how to use the walkie-talkie. Press and hold this button when you need it, and then release it. This is an air sensor light. It turns on when you breathe in it, and it turns off when you cover it with your hand." The little boss explained and pressed the button on the wall button on the .

The door of the secret room rose slowly, and after several people entered, the door fell again.

The interior space is extremely small, only 2 meters by 10 meters in size. There are two gluttonous chandeliers hanging on the wall, and dim lights flicker in the open mouth.On the opposite side of the wall are rows of scattered books collected from the stalls, lying quietly on the bookcase.Near the door are six locked iron cabinets. On the wall facing the door is a map of the geographical distribution of the seven countries, with characters in different colors.

"Do you know the boss here?" Fang Mingjin asked the two of them while flipping through the scattered books, looking for clues.

Zhuang Ran didn't look for it blindly. He analyzed the principle of the design of the whole mechanism. Since he was looking for the Tiger Talisman, there should be only one entrance in this room, and the main event should be at the back. Only one code on the lock is colored, it should be the cabinet, and the code should be the strokes of six countries with different colors on the wall, 2, 4, 3, 6, 1, 4, and the lock opens with a click.

"The owner of the flower shop in the shopping mall opposite our school is very interesting. By the way, the flower shop is called Auntie Flower Shop. He is very domineering." Li Xian found a picture of a pottery figurine from the book. There are eight colorful rosettes on the chest, back and shoulders, which should be general figurines.

"Oh, that flower shop, the girls in our class gave us Amway many times, saying that the boss is very cold, I didn't see the coldness from this little boss, but the words are quite funny." Ling Fei said in the "Sun Tzu's Art of War" also found a transparent card, on which is a figurine of a chariot wearing a long jacket, armor on the outside, and holding a halberd in his left hand.

Na Ren and Guo Yu also found two cards here, warrior figurines in war robes and warrior figurines wearing double long crowns.Fang Mingjin found a terracotta figurine in "Guiguzi" wearing a scarf and a long crown, with his arms raised in front of him.

After the five figurines were assembled, Zhuang Ran leaned on the box and pointed to the five rotating figurines inside the cabinet, "Look at the hint text on the card, there should be a direction indication, if you put it right, the door to the next level should be right next to you." opened."

According to the prompt on the card, several people identified the identity of each pottery figurine, and adjusted their positions. Sure enough, the door of the second level opened, and there was a long and narrow corridor next to the entrance. The average height of several people was too high. , just like a 0.7 lead inserted into a 0.5 mechanical pencil, barely drilled through.

"Fuck, didn't you consider the feeling of being tall when you designed it? Fortunately, we are thin. If we were fatter, we would have to bump into the wall to get here, tsk." Zhuang Ran patted the dust on his body indiscriminately.

The second level is still a dark room. On the floor are jigsaw puzzles with the names of the capitals of the seven countries. On the wall are five colors of blue, red, yellow, white, black and five directions of east, west, north, south, and middle.

"The order of these capitals should be the order of the destruction of the six kingdoms." Li Xian stepped on the first piece of Yang Di, and the floor lit up.

"Damn, Xianzi, can we slow down a little bit, don't be too high in IQ, give us some room for development." Guo Yu really can't stand these two top students with explosive IQs, why don't they even give them a way to survive? ah.

Li Xian raised his hands and jumped down from above.Zhuang Ran patted his boyfriend on the back, smiling with a face full of words.

"That's right, haha, look, I took a picture, I don't have enough historical knowledge, so I used my mobile phone photos, yo! Come on, let me correspond." Guo Yu zoomed in on the picture in his hand, not knowing which one to step on first .

Turning around to ask Fang Mingjin for help, "Hey, I'm in a hurry, Han Zhao Wei Chu Yan Qi, the order of death."

Guo Yu didn't realize until halfway through the steps that the name of the capital city on the jigsaw puzzle board was chosen correctly, and the other cities were excluded, but each capital city has several colors, how to choose.

"Jiayi wood in the east, Bingding fire in the south, Gengxin gold in the west, Rengui water in the north, and Wuji soil in the center. Comparing the positions of several countries, Wei and Yan may be excluded. In terms of color, green, red, yellow, white and black correspond to wood fire. Earth, gold and water, combined with the order of extinction, should be Qin Guo in the end, you try again." Zhuang Ran thinks that the design of this level should be composed of these few elements, and the rest is nothing new. It really takes some effort.

Na Ren and Ling Fei stared at Zhuang Ran with adoring eyes. Why is the male god so good at fortune-telling? It is much better than the Taoist priests who set up a fortune-telling stall at the gate of their school. Li Xian really found a very strong backing. It's not an old-fashioned combination of a top student and a bad student, but a peak duel between a top student and a top student.

According to Zhuang Ran, Guo Yu stepped on the yellow Yangdi, the black Handan, the red Ying, the blue Linzi, and the white Xianyang.All the lights in a passage on the ground were turned on, and the switch on the wall jumped out. Li Xian pressed the red button hard, and a ladder hit and fell, leaving the last level.

"Let's go up first, otherwise our clearance speed is a bit fast, Xianzi, you and the male god stay below." Guo Yu felt that his IQ was over 80, why was he acting like Xiaobai in front of the two of them, It's only been 10 minutes, who played the escape room so happily, it's not worth it.

"Sure, Guozi, you go up first, we two wait below." Zhuang Ran said with a smile.

Fang Mingjin, Ling Fei, Na Ren and Guo Yu climbed up the ladder one after another, resolutely not allowing them to follow.

Li Xian and Zhuang Ran leaned against the wall, took out their cigarettes habitually, and the intercom rang, "Tsk, there were no foreign cigarettes in the Warring States period, so I didn't enter the role at all." The voice of the little boss came from the intercom come out.

Zhuang Ran was so frightened that the whole pack of cigarettes fell to the ground, "Fuck, you still spy on us with your voice, and besides, if we time travel, you didn't give us clothes suitable for the times."

"Hmph, I started the surveillance because I was afraid that someone would do something unreasonable. I can't guarantee it for the young people nowadays." After the little boss finished speaking, the intercom went silent again.

Li Xian picked up the cigarette, dragged Zhuang Ran back to the first level, and searched the place he turned over just now. Zhuang Ran realized that it should be the last key to get out. He looked up at the Taotie on the wall. After waiting for a long time, turning the mask around, a key fell out of it, and Zhuang Ran shook it at Li Xian.

"If I designed this game, I would hide the last key at the very beginning. Really, my boyfriend is so smart!" Li Xian squeezed Zhuang Ran's chin and couldn't help but kiss him.

The live broadcast was very transparent. The little boss held the ice point that had just been made, bit the straw, and clicked several times on the monitoring side.

The two returned the same way, put on the five-color boards on the wall, and did not go up. The two stood at the bottom of the stairs and shouted: "Are you ready? Pot?"

"Male god, there are six flags on it, they should be inserted here in order, and then the hidden compartment on the wall is opened, it is a red wooden version, there is a small magnetic buckle on the back, and there is a tiger charm inside, Then what should we do?" Guo Yu said to the two of them lying on the stairs.

"Since you are in a team, you should cooperate. Check to see if there are any prominent places of this size around you, and paste the wooden blocks according to the color. Li Xian and I hold down the two below. There are two more here. Find them. Stick to the place, try to keep it still for ten seconds." Zhuang Ran directly threw the two wooden boards in his hand.

After 3 minutes, everyone was in their positions, and the last hidden compartment was opened on the upper cabinet.

"Ah~~~Why, Xianzi, there is still a lock, and I need a key. Damn, sir." The hoarse voice climbed down the stairs and reached Zhuang Ran's ears, indicating that the master is about to collapse Mood.

Zhuang Ran and Li Xian shook their heads at the same time, climbed up, and Zhuang Ran handed the key to Guo Yu.

Why is the key in the hands of the male god?This question formed a chain that revolved more than 3 times around the earth, which almost made Guo Yulei faint.Giving up on the search for the truth, he opened the lock on appointment. There was another tiger talisman lying in the drawer. The two tiger charms fit together. The door opened slowly, and several people with disheveled faces came out from the inside. They came down from the second floor, and everyone sat limply on the sofa. .

"Yo, you are almost breaking the record. If you are like you, I don't have to worry about the peak passenger flow." The little boss took six cups of cold drinks from the delivery boy outside the door.

"Brother, you are so considerate, thank you!" Guo Yu took the juice and distributed it to everyone.

"You still have a peak here? We stayed for a long time and didn't see a single person." Zhuang Ran took a sip of grapefruit tea, the pores of his whole body stretched, and he let out a long and refreshing sigh of relief.

The little boss pointed to the clock on the wall and said, "It took less than half an hour from the time you came in to the time you came out. You didn't give others a chance to hesitate, maybe there are a few wandering around, yo, you Look, here we come."

Three young couples came in at the door. After struggling for a long time, they decided to challenge the most difficult one. They chose the level that Zhuang Ran and the others had just played.

The little boss made a phone call, and two boys in black clothes came in from the door, and reorganized the secret room before letting a few people in.

"Hey, look, the walkie-talkie can be used as a phone." The little boss pointed to the walkie-talkie on the table, and dialed the tumbler on the table irritably.

In addition to the secret room, there are also board games in this secret room escape. A few half-children get together and play billiards is the best pastime.Guo Yu and the others wanted to single out Li Xian and Zhuang Ran, winning three out of five rounds, so they insisted on saving face.

The two were helpless, and there seemed to be no other way than accepting tactics.

When Li Xian came down just now, he ordered a few copies of Kaifeng dishes, gave one to the little boss, and brought the rest to the billiard hall.

Sure enough, as the little boss said, the walkie-talkie was used as a telephone, and every 10 minutes a why and what to do.It was only at this time that Zhuang Ran realized that the little boss's temper was much better than it looked, at least he was patiently guiding him. What these people were playing was not an escape room, it was clearly you who told me to do it, tsk.

Oh, by the way, Guo Yu and the others still lost. Before the fifth round, there was no suspense at 3:0. Zhuang Ran's billiard skills are close to that of professional players. Snooker, nine-ball and fifteen-ball games are all Not to mention, it was very easy for Zhuang Ran to [-]v[-].

In the end, Guo Yu began to suspect that the nine-ball skills that he and others showed off were fake. In short, Zhuang Ran still has many secrets that are not known to everyone, just like an onion. The more you know Zhuang Ran, the more you want to know Zhuang Ran.

The author has something to say:

There was a temporary incident yesterday, so I was delayed. I will combine the two chapters together today and continue tomorrow~~ By the way, I can go out to play billiards this weekend, tsk, if I have time.Long time no play~~