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All the people in the room, those who served the food, those who served the wine, and those who adjusted the bottom of the pot all stopped their movements in unison, and paid attention to Guo Yu and the little black cat.

One person and one cat, the strength is very different, but it doesn't affect the escalation of the battle at all.

The black cat's tail slapped the ground viciously like a whip, swaying from side to side, its beard curled forward like pine needles, its mouth almost reached behind its ears, and the white edge of its right ear echoed its sinister teeth. The drums of war shook.

Guo Yu turned his hands into claws, and let out a tiger roar from his throat.The big cat and the kitten were originally separated, but the two just confronted each other.

"Damn, Guo Zi, it's almost done, are you okay?" Ling Fei put down the bottom of the pot, pressed the switch, the red light jumped to the hot pot, put the lid on the pot behind his back, walked over barefoot with his hands in his pockets, kicked Put it on Guo Yu's shoulder.

Guo Yu was unprepared, and fell directly at Zhuang Ran's feet. The black cat took the opportunity to jump on top of Guo Yu's head, stretched out its front paws, and patted it down.

"Demon King!" Zhuang Ran bent down and picked up the little guy with fried hair.

Just after the injection today, the young man's temper was very hot, and the anger he had been holding back all the way was scattered on Guo Yu's body.The claws were trapped by Zhuang Ran, but the tail was still free, so he took the opportunity to slap Guo Yu.With an expression that I don't know as much as you, I amuse other people in the room.

"Hey! Little firecracker, I'm your uncle. Sooner or later, my little nephew will conquer you! Hmph! I don't believe it." Guo Yu stroked his hair, spat out a few cat hairs in his mouth, and got up from Zhuang Ran's feet , quickly touched the little black cat's head, and then rushed into the bathroom, and the sound of rushing water came from inside.

"Fuck, Guozi! I like to hear that, don't you, Li Xian." Zhuang Ran sat on the sofa with the cat in his arms, crossed his legs, and greeted the busy people.

Li Xian felt that everyone from his brother to his teammates wanted to marry him off, tsk.Invite several people to install the cat litter and cat climbing frame in the bedroom.

The little black cat squinted its eyes towards the master bedroom from under Zhuang Ran's arm, remembering all the meritorious ministers one by one, and there was no big pie face in it. The little black book recorded another crime for Guo Yu, stealing and raping Slippery.

After the shelf was fixed, the little black cat raised its head, stretched out its tongue and licked Zhuang Ran's chin, and meowed into the bedroom, showing that it couldn't bear it anymore.

Zhuang Ran let go of his arms, and the little black shadow slid along the shelf with a vigorous posture, spirally climbed to the top floor and lay down in the nest bag, closed his eyes and snored.

After such a toss, several people had to wash their hands again.

"Male god, long time no see. Where did you two go during the holidays? You got tanned a lot. The girls in our school are as heartbroken as glass scum." Fang Mingjin took the freshly chilled beer, poured a glass and put it down In front of Zhuang Ran.

Li Xian directly took the beer and put it beside him, "Zhuang Ran doesn't drink beer, Ming Jin." After speaking, he got up and took out a can of Pepsi from the refrigerator to replace it.

"Why? Zhuang Ran, people from the Northeast, don't they all drink well?" Na Ren picked up a chopstick of mutton and put it in the boiling water.

The water vapor rising from the pot, when it floated into the air, it disappeared.

"He can drink white wine, but he doesn't drink beer. Brothers, let's go one by one! For our vacation that is about to end!" Li Xian put his hand on the back of the sofa behind Zhuang Ran, raised his wine glass, and knocked on the table.

"Come here, let's make a toast for not failing the exam!" Guo Yu was very happy that he didn't receive the notice of failing the exam. At least this holiday, from the pocket money given by his mother, he knew how good life was.

"Fuck, I'm so embarrassed to hold a drink, tsk." On the table, Zhuang Ran's cup was the color of soup, and the rest were light yellow of water.

"There is no white wine at home, should I go down and buy it?" Li Xian put down the empty cup, added a chopstick of mutton, and put it on Zhuang Ran's plate.

"Yo~, Xiao Fei, there is no white wine at home, do you want me to go down and buy it?" Guo Yu imitated Li Xian's example, and said to his teammates around him through his throat.

"Tsk, there's no white wine at home, do you want me to go down and buy it?" Fang Mingjin, who was serious, also got nervous, and raised his eyebrows at Li Xian and Zhuang Ran after speaking.

"What's the matter, I'm envious, hurry up and get out of the order!" Li Xian had no choice but to pick out the weak points of others.

Li Xian made a miscalculation this time, because during this holiday, even Na Ren, who was usually pure and innocent, had an affair.

"Look, how much our captain doesn't care about us. We're not single. We've all left our singles during the summer vacation, and we've posted several reincarnations in Moments. Tsk tsk tsk. How busy this vacation is~" Guo Yu provoked Chopsticks enoki mushroom dipped in sesame sauce, muttering.

Li Xian took out his mobile phone and looked through the circle of friends of several people, and he really smelled a little JQ.Although I held my mobile phone during the whole vacation, I hardly had time to check Moments, tsk, it looks like a Lanke person when I go to the countryside.

"It's a good thing, come here to get out of the order!" Zhuang Ran stood up and poured wine for several people, and the pouring skills passed the test, without any foam, and the wine surface was even with the rim of the glass.

During this meal, Zhuang Ran and Li Xian were molested by everyone, they had no power to fight back and could only suffer.

He didn't eat much hot pot, but drank more than four boxes of wine. Zhuang Ran looked at the mess on the table, and if he drank too much, he would lose hope.Only Fang Mingjin and himself were left awake in the room.

Fang Mingjin skillfully brushed the bowls by the sink, Zhuang Ran took the bowl full of detergent foam with a cigarette in his mouth, the only sound in the kitchen was the sound of the cigarette burning in his mouth except for the sound of running water.

With a lot of ash on it, Zhuang Ran turned around and lit some in the trash can.

One gift and one delivery, the two cooperated tacitly.

"You don't always wash the dishes when you have dinner, do you?" Zhuang Ran put the last dish on the drainer, leaned against the sink, took the cigarette with his right hand, and swallowed it. After a circle, he spit it out and went straight to heaven.

Fang Mingjin took out a tissue, wiped his hands, took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it, leaned against the edge of the pool, put his left hand in his pocket, and said slowly, "No, the captain cleaned it up by himself. Go back to school after the party."

A moment of silence.

"Your band is at our school. I don't seem to have seen any other performances by you?" Zhuang Ran took out the ashtray from under the coffee table, held it in his hand, and asked with a last puff of cigarette.

Fang Mingjin was stunned, raised his head to look at Zhuang Ran, and hesitantly probed, "God, didn't our captain mention it to you? We occasionally go to the LUMA bar behind the school. Because the boss and the captain know each other, we go there occasionally. .”

Zhuang Ran really didn't hear Li Xian mention this matter, at least he didn't see Li Xian go there when he was in school. "No, he didn't mention it. How do you feel? Are there many little girls sending flowers?"

Fang Mingjin coughed for a long time when he heard Zhuang Ran's words. Why did the male god's tone sound like he was pouring jealousy? Should he tell the truth? Looking at the figure by the kitchen door, he smiled, and the follow-up development would be different. It's worth the wait, isn't it.

"Not really, but there are quite a lot of uncles who give roses and red wine." Stuffing out the cigarette in his hand, he glanced at the door again, his figure swaying.

"Fuck me." Zhuang Ran slapped the sink with his palm, causing the drain rack to tremble.My boyfriend was given red wine in a place I couldn't see, fuck, it's an uncle, fuck, the old cow eats tender grass, this man belongs to my Zhuang Ye, who the hell is so blind , Fuck me, thinking about this picture makes me furious.

"Ming Jin, it's almost done. They want to give me away, but they don't want to. Just that one time, Master Qiao almost forked me out and threw it on the street. How can there be a second time." Li Xian came out in his pajamas with red eyes, and walked straight Go to Zhuang Ran's side and put his head on his boyfriend's shoulder.

The mint smell of the bath liquid couldn't cover the smell of alcohol all over his body. Zhuang Ran frowned, not willing to push away the half-drunk man, and quietly reached out his hand to Li Xian's back waist, and twisted it.

Fang Mingjin's 5.0 eyesight took the advantage. He could see what the god's hand was doing with his eyelids. The way these two get along was really the same. He raised his foot to leave, then stepped back to observe for a while.

Li Xian hissed, he was half awake, straightened his waist, took Zhuang Ran's hand, wrapped it around his waist, and pressed it on his stomach.Turning his head towards Fang Mingjin and lifting his chin, he can get out of here.

Those who watched the excitement were disgusted, and thick-skinned didn't work anymore.

"Fuck, who is the uncle who sent the flowers? Who is Master Qiao?" Zhuang Ran's strong point is always to settle accounts after autumn.

Li Xian turned around, put his hands on the edge of the pool, pressed his upper body against Zhuang Ran, and said to his eyes: "An uncle who has too much money and doesn't know his surname, fourth master Qiao is my grandpa's nephew, my uncle, we There is one of his branches near the school, and sometimes he drags us over there a few times. The bar is not so chaotic, and no one dares to touch us with Fourth Master Qiao covering us, are you worried?"

"Fuck off, who the hell is worried? No. 24 Heping Road didn't understand it yet, so they let people cover it? I'm just upset. Fuck, I'll call my aunt's boss tomorrow to order a big bouquet of roses to kill the idiot, fuck, mom Yes. Show off how much money you have." Zhuang Ran raised his leg and pushed Li Xian away with his knee, without moving a muscle.

"Now you'd better not mess with me, you're not going well." Zhuang Ran stretched out his hand to press Li Xian's ribs. It was the same formula, the same strength, and the same place, and Li Xian then withdrew and left.

"Meow~~" The demon king got off the cat shelf, jumped onto Zhuang Ran, and turned his butt towards Li Xian.

Li Xian, the excrement shoveler, worked hard, opened the cat food, put it in the cat bowl, and adjusted the automatic watering device. Chao Mao was probably an emperor in his previous life, so he had to wait on him.

"Xiao Lizi, go and throw a hot towel. After eating, wipe it for the demon king. If you can't take a bath, you have to go to the ashes." Zhuang Ran ordered like an old Buddha.

"Cha." Li Xian also cooperated.

Before Li Xian came back, Zhuang Ran sat cross-legged on the carpet, propped his chin and confessed to his demon king, "Baby, I told you that Xiao Lizi will come back to wash you later, you have to show some face, eat people!" You have a short mouth, you little foodie, don't do anything, or the emperor won't be able to save you."

The black cat turned its ears to listen, and when Zhuang Ran finished speaking, it wagged its tail.

"Zhuang Ran, look what's wrong with my hand, it hurts a bit." Li Xian put the washed towel on the low stool, and leaned against Zhuang Ran with his right hand.

"It's red, I guess it's a small barb. Don't move and I'll show you." Zhuang Ran pointed at the light and squeezed Li Xian's fingertips. There was a small barb inserted obliquely on it. Gently pulled it out, pulled out the small medicine box from the drawer, took out hydrogen peroxide to disinfect it.

Under the dim light, Zhuang Ran's eyelashes curved upwards, casting a beautiful silhouette on the eyes, looking at Zhuang Ran's eyes, the black cat also came over, got between Zhuang Ran's legs, squatted, and looked at the eyes of Zhuang Ran. Li Xian on the opposite side.

Hey, how will I live in the future, this little fried hair is really not a fuel-efficient lamp.

"Give him a wipe, ouch, baby! Don't lick it! You just finished eating..."

Outside the house, the four people who had recovered from the alcohol were lying on the door, looking at each other. Isn't this scene a bit explosive? It's wrong to listen to the corner!A few people hid back in the house in desperation.

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It's wrong to listen to the corner, continue tomorrow~