If you don't want to be gay today, start driving

"Hello?" Jiang Qin shouted at the screen.

"Ah."

"Do you really miss me?" he asked.

I think.

i miss him.

But when I was about to nod, Jiang Qin suddenly sat up and pointed at his crotch, "Even if you don't miss me, you still miss it?"

"..."

Hehe, damn it, this guy is not suitable for giving him a good face, "Yeah, I miss it, can you put it in a box and express it to me?"

"Uh...wouldn't this be a little too bloody?" Jiang Qin's expression was twisted, probably because he had sketched the express package in his mind.

But I have always been cruel, "It's okay, I can dry it and save it, and when you die, it will still be there, and I can still use it."

After speaking, I shivered.

As a result, Gu Yingjie heard it, realized it, and suddenly rushed over and shouted at Jiang Qin, "Yes, Jiang Qing, you can cut it off as a souvenir for He Yi! It's useless anyway, and you can keep it for him in the future." Think about it."

I:"……"

"It's not enough for you to be paralyzed..." Jiang Qin was shocked, "Gu Yingjie, are you speaking human language?"

"Why not? He Yi already said that the two of you haven't had sex until now because you can't do it." Gu Yingjie's betrayal caught me off guard. I was really shocked and had no time to react.Jiang Qin glared at him, then looked at me, "He Yi, what did you say?"

I am not as quick-spoken as Gu Yingjie. This guy stabbed me with a knife without showing mercy, "Jiang Qing, you are the same. People can think about it. It is true that you like He Yi, but it doesn't mean that if you like him, he has to Being with you, your place... you can't do it there, why do you still pester others? How many divorced people are because their husband and wife life is not harmonious? This is a big deal, you can talk about it yourself. "

"..." Of course Jiang Qin couldn't speak, he stammered and asked, "He Yi, we... don't we live harmoniously in bed?"

"No..." I also stuttered.

My mother, brother Gu Yingjie, you are really the pig teammate with the strongest sense of presence in history, I smiled wryly, "Why is Gu Yingjie suddenly talking nonsense?"

Gu Yingjie: "Damn it, He Yi? You don't...don't make such compromises just to take care of his face, everyone is a man! I understand it very well!"

"He Yi, I understand too." Jiang Qin finally realized that I spoke ill of him while he was not around.

"Brother, I'm just joking, I'm cheap." I slapped myself at the screen.

I'm really cowardly.

Jiang Qin: "It doesn't matter, you can still pay for being cheap."

"..."

I didn't speak, Jiang Qin stared at me for a while on the other end of the video, and finally sighed, "He Yi, the matter is far from over, I will write this matter down in a small notebook for you first."

"Okay..." Is there any other way, Jiang Qin is a man of generosity, and when he returns to China, he will forget about it.

"That..." Jiang Qin started to hesitate again, "Well...well, put on your earphones and don't let Gu Yingjie listen."

Gu Yingjie screamed: "Hey! What does this mean? 1

I'm bothering you!You two are not afraid of my presence when you are doing those things in the middle of the night, and you are starting to pay attention through the screen again?snort. "

I was afraid that Gu Yingjie would stab me by surprise again, so I put on the earphones.

Hearing Jiang Qin squirming, "Nothing else, I just miss you... I miss you so much."

So shy, it seems that I really want to.

"Then come back quickly."

I seem to say it casually, it looks more like I said it nonchalantly, but in fact I really care.

Matters a lot.

I even wanted to shout loudly, come back soon, Jiang Qin, come back.

i want to hug you.

Of course, I didn't say it at all.

But Jiang Qin said, "I really want to, but maybe I have to wait for a while."

"Huh?" I thought I heard it wrong, "Are you serious? How long will you have to wait..."

Jiang Qin inside couldn't help laughing either, "Um...about...a month?"

"Then why didn't you come back recently? The military training is almost over..." I asked.

Jiang Qin scratched his head, "The main reason is that this side is more troublesome. My dad always suspects that there is something wrong with me, and the bidding failed when I returned to China last time, so...it's a bit complicated."

Jiang Qin didn't pass his father's assessment, so he still has to go back abroad to continue his studies.

Four years of college.

Yes.

It's really complicated, and I can't understand what he's talking about.

So Jiang Qin is really stupid, other people's domineering presidents are rich and capable, but Jiang Qin loves to cry and is stupid. He was a university bully back then, why... he failed in business.

The more I live, the more backward I am.

"Baby, what's the matter with you?" Jiang Qin asked from the opposite side.

I shook my head, "No."

Just not happy.

I don't know how to say it, after all, I haven't agreed to Jiang Qin in terms of face.

"You're not happy," he said.

I shook my head, "No."

"You're just not happy."

"Okay, you have a lot of things to do, I'm sleepy and want to sleep."

Jiang Qin looked at the time, and then said, "Is it past eleven o'clock in the evening with you? Then go to bed quickly." Yes. "" Don't hang up, give me a kiss before hanging up. ""roll. "" Turn off the video without hesitation.

Lie down under the quilt with your head covered, feeling inexplicably wronged.

Well, it's a good thing I didn't agree to Jiang Qin. If I agreed, he wouldn't be with me every day. I don't want to see him even if I celebrate his birthday. What kind of shit is this? I must be in a bad mood , the trouble is more ruthless than now.

Gu Yingjie came to lift my quilt, "What's going on? Did you quarrel?"

"No..." I stared at the ceiling, thinking for a long time, "Gu Yingjie, you said...Jiang Qin's birthday is coming soon, I wanted to celebrate his birthday, but he didn't come back, so I was angry, is this my unreasonable trouble? "

"No, but are you two really together?"

"Nope……"

Gu Yingjie: "Then you are a bit unreasonable, but Jiang Qing deserves it. You say he... wants to please you so much. What a great opportunity to celebrate your birthday. If you don't seize it, who can you blame?"

"Hmm..." It hurts.

Blame myself for thinking too much, blame Jiang Qin for thinking too little.

The military training ended very quickly, and it was almost time for the military training performance. The most outstanding ones were the boys in our school, because the other teams were all in the square team, and our school played military boxing.

I feel silly, although the military punch looks pretty cool, but the squad leader and I are the team leader, and the aerial photography drone prepared by the school seems to revolve around us, I am really ashamed...

The square team had a final evaluation, but our sports academy did not participate, because we played too high-end and had our own special awards. Everyone was very proud, but I didn’t think it was a big deal. Maybe it’s because I haven’t had a sense of collective honor since I was a child. , Studying well was only in the third year of high school, and I was still the general among the dwarfs.

So the university was so excited that the whole class had to go to the dinner party, and I didn't want to go to the dinner party.

After the performance, I wanted to sneak away, but the monitor saw me and stopped me and asked, "He Yi...what's the matter with you, the dinner party, the whole class is going, why don't you go?"

"I..." I don't want to go, I'm in a bad mood.

Tomorrow is Jiang Qin's birthday, so he won't come back.

It was agreed that Yu Wen could be seen at the freshman mobilization meeting, but he didn't.

And I asked all the teachers in the school, but I didn't hear of anyone named Yu Wen.

This guy...Of course, I definitely wouldn't hate him, after all, I wouldn't have gotten into such a good school without Yu Wen, but I just hate,...hate being cheated.

When I couldn't find a reason to push away the party, I suddenly saw a man in a suit and leather shoes in the crowd.

Yu Wen!

Fuck!Yu Wen!

The entire playground was full of people in military training uniforms, and Yu Wen stood there in a suit, very eye-catching.

Seeing that I already saw him, Yu Wen waved to me, smiling inexplicably fondly.

I excitedly said to the monitor, "I'm sorry, that, I have a friend here..."

The squad leader looked at Yu Wen, and suddenly seemed to understand something.

I know he probably misunderstood, but there is no need to explain to him, I can't tell him that my man was actually the one who came to deliver water that day and was very angry.

Anyway, Jiang Qin didn't even return to China for his birthday, so I won't forgive him.

When I ran towards Yu Wen, he opened his arms towards me. I was surprised, and I was immediately hugged by him.

Many people on the playground looked at us. I thought it would have a bad influence on Yu Wen, but he hugged him tightly, so I let him.

"You're a liar," I said.

After Yu Wen let go of his embrace, he seemed to still look up at me, "What's wrong? What did you lie to?"

"You didn't wait for me here at all."

"Isn't it here now? The freshman mobilization meeting."

"No..." That's not what I'm going to say, "You're not teaching here..."

"It's coming soon, but... I can't teach you anyway, isn't it all the same?" Yu Wen took off his teacher's coat, and he looked much younger than before.

If it weren't for the fact that he was wearing a suit, he wouldn't be able to tell the difference among us students.

"It's different... I thought I could see you when I came to the school. It's been half a month." Probably because he regarded him as an elder, he couldn't help being coquettish.

I still have to blame Gu Yingjie, the bitch who infected me.

Yu Wen: "Let's go, I invite you to drink coffee."

"Ok!"

There are too many people here, and our classmates always read Yu Wen, which makes people feel uncomfortable.

Yu Wen drove me to a nearby coffee shop, which was quite a comfortable environment, and it seemed that he had been here many times.

He lowered his head and stirred up all the milk froth in the cup, and finally asked me, "How do you feel, the new environment."

"I..." I was a little speechless, I didn't know how to tell Yu Wen, I probably wanted to reconnect with Jiang Qin.

I'm afraid he'll think he's unlucky.

Although that is indeed the case.

"And Jiang Qin, are you in touch again?" He suddenly raised his head and asked.

I hesitated and nodded, "Well... I don't know, anyway... there is a connection."

"It's normal. It's a good thing to have contact. At least you've gone to college. You won't end up not even going to college because of something you have. It's okay to reconsider your relationship now."

"Um……"

The phone in my pocket started to vibrate, I took it out and saw it was Jiang Qin...

I don't want to answer, hang up...

It should be midnight on his side now, why are you calling me.

And if he knew that Yu Wen and I were drinking coffee, he might be so angry that he would spit out the last night's meal.

【Jiang Qin: Why didn't you answer the phone, who are you with. 】

【Jiang Qin: The military training should be over, right? 】,

【Jiang Qin: People, why did you refuse? 】

[He Yi: Ask me why, if you don't come to the military training yourself, who is to blame. 】