If you don't want to be gay today, start driving

I gasped, but I wasn't very scared, I pretended to be calm, "What are you talking about?"

"I said you two can act together." Gu Yingjie tore off his mask, and started patting his face with both hands, to be honest.This voice sounds inexplicably affectionate! @@#color.

Yes, it's time for me to reflect on myself, why have some very abnormal things been installed in my mind lately...

"Acting or something...Maybe I can really do it." I have a thick skin, and Jiang Qin keeps training me, so I think I'm fine.

Jiang Qin is not here, hey.

I started to get up quickly and take off my clothes... Yes, take off my clothes, I don't even know when Jiang Qin put the pajamas on me.

"He Yi, you must know each other, and you have had an affair for a long time, nothing can escape my eyes." Gu Yingjie was applying sunscreen to his face.

To be honest, I can't hold it any longer...I always feel like I'm living in a girls' dormitory, and I can't help but raise my little finger when I zip myself up...Damn it, Gu Yingjie, your mother's actions affect me!

"Then you can't escape, let me show you my sharp eyes, I want to wash my face."

Gu Yingjie grabbed me, "Please, tell me what's going on with you two..."

"It's okay...it's a long story, let's wait another day."

Gu Yingjie: "It's a long story, so let's make it short."

"...If you don't say it, don't say it. Anyway, you can't escape your eyes. You can guess for yourself." Xiao Gangjing.

"Hey, He Yi, you feel your conscience and tell me that I worry for you all night that you have been cheated and cheated, but you poisoned me for nothing for two nights and refused to tell me you and Jiang Qing. what relationship."

"……us……"

"Also, your Mandarin is very standard. It's impossible to call Jiang Qing's name clearly. Is it a nickname for love between you? I knew I was the most stupid. Really, I am so stupid!" Gu Yingjie said more The angrier I got, I saw his saliva spewing into the air, faintly forming a colorful rainbow.

"Don't get excited...Jiang Qin...that's my pet name for him, it's a pet name." But it made me sick.

Gu Yingjie looked like "I knew it would be like this", "Also, did you and Jiang Qing have sex long ago? I mean, when I was not in college, I was thinking about it, what is it? Can two men who have never met before get together in the middle of the night? Is it spring @##￥￥medicine? Impossible, it must be because you have known each other for a long time."

"Yes, we've known each other for a long time, but we didn't have sex." He didn't want to put money on Jiang Qin's face.

Gu Yingjie raised his eyebrows, "Look into my eyes and tell me sincerely, you really didn't have sex?"

That's right..." I approached Gu Yingjie and said, "That's right... I'll be with him, we've known each other for more than three years..."" I'll say it!They must have known each other a long time ago. "" Keep your voice down...but, because he has a problem...Jiang Qin is not good enough, so he never made it. I wanted to dump him when he went to university, but he didn't want to, so he came after him again , why do you think I come to your art department dormitory from a physical education class?And not all because of his poor self-esteem. "

Hahahaha, damn it, it's so fun to ruin Jiang Qin's reputation.

Gu Yingjie was very surprised, very surprised, "Damn it! Really? Jiang Qing doesn't look like..." "Otherwise, then do we still need to sneak around in the dormitory? We have already gone out to open a room, okay?"

I didn't mean to spoil Jiang Qin on purpose, it's just... the two of them have known each other for so long, and they didn't have sex in the end. Sometimes I don't really want to, so it's okay to attribute the problem to him.

"Oh... the world is unpredictable, I just said that the world is fair, Jiang Qing doesn't look like a reckless person, there really is no such kind of rich, handsome, and well-off people in this world. "Gu Yingjie let out a sigh of "tsk tsk tsk".

"That's right, don't you think he's wasting my youth for nothing?"

Gu Yingjie: "I was thinking about it before, why is he so low in front of you, as if he has something in your hand and insists on holding on to you, isn't it, the handle is getting bigger. "

"Hahaha." I put on a wry smile.

The face is full of criticism, and the heart is grinning.

Jiang Qin, you don't want to lift today.

It took a whole morning to talk to Gu Yingjie, but in the end, he ran back to the team in a hurry to go to military training.

However, I didn’t know that it was because of my first day of military training that I actually caught a cold and had a fever under the scorching sun... I didn’t get rid of "Sister He", "Yuanhua" and "Department Flower" in the next four years of college. title.

It's just as bad as high school.

I seem to be synonymous with "weakness" in their eyes, and I really fucking hate it.

Although I was so angry that I didn't get sick again in my freshman year, no one believed me anymore.

Even if I won the first place in various sports competitions later, everyone would just greet me and give me various supplements, thinking that I was so soft that it made people feel distressed...I feel so sorry for him being paralyzed!Can you treat me like this if there are no girls in the class?

is it okay!

simply too much 1

When I arrived at the meeting point, I found that I was late, and the formation had already been assembled. I stood outside alone and didn't know whether to go in or not.

The instructor stared at me for a long time, and I made a report, "Report to the instructor! I'm late!"

Instructor: "Okay, you're so confident and confident even when you're late."

"..."

Um?Who said that when talking to the instructor, you should hold your chest up and have a loud voice?I even suspected that the instructor was going to toss me in a different way, but he said, "Are you feeling better, don't you take another day off?"

"Ah... okay, okay... no need to rest."

Everyone in the team was laughing, was glared at by the instructor, and then collectively punished to do push-ups, and I just stood there watching.

In the end I made it back to the team.

The squad leader whispered, "He Yi...why didn't you reply to my message."

"...Um..." I saw it, but I didn't know what to reply, "I slept all day, and I haven't had time to look at my phone."

"I guess so. I wanted to go and see you, but the instructor didn't give me time at all. You haven't replied. I think you haven't woken up." The squad leader's tone like a resentful woman infected me.

But I didn't abandon him...I'm sorry for him, right?

How could it develop like this.

"Squad leader... um, did you misunderstand me?" I couldn't help turning my head to look at him.

I hope the instructor didn't see it.

"Ah? No, it's just that...that man from yesterday..."

The squad leader wanted to say something, but the instructor came over and stared at us for a long time...

Just shut up.

When I was finally resting, I took out my phone and saw the message Jiang Qin had sent me.

【Jiang Qin: Baby, I'm leaving. 】

【Jiang Qin: Before you woke up, I planted new strawberries for you. 】

Damn, I said why those seven sons didn't go away at all today, but instead became more and more painful...

[Jiang Qin: There are also on the buttocks, but you can't see them yourself. I hope they will still be there when I come back. 】

Ha ha.

[He Yi: Bastard. 】

Jiang Qin didn't reply, maybe he was on the plane.

The squad leader wanted to come over and talk to me, but in order to avoid him, I pretended to go to the bathroom, and ended up bumping into the instructor in the cubicle.

I said hello in embarrassment, but the instructor stopped me and said, "He Yi...can you still hold on? If you can't hold on, you can go back and rest. If you feel that the leader is too tired, I will change someone else."

"Ah? No need... I'm fine..." The instructor's attitude was so kind, which made me panic.

As a result, the instructor smiled charmingly, "Don't worry, Jiang Qin has already told me, just tell me if you feel unwell."

"Ah..." My mother, I was so embarrassed, "You know Jiang Qin..."

"Not to mention acquaintance."

"Um……"

Jiang Qin must have bribed the instructor... What would the instructor think about my relationship with him... Forget it, I have long since jumped into the Yellow River to wash it off.

"And..." The instructor suddenly stopped me.

"what?"

The instructor didn't seem to know how to speak. After deliberating for a long time, he finally said, "You and your squad leader...just..."

"No, no, just friends, classmate relationship..."

"That's good." The instructor said he was relieved.

Jiang Qin, you're so fucking ruthless, you even asked the instructor to monitor me.

He strangled the roots of the peach blossom tree to death.

Going back to the team again, the squad leader wanted to ask me when I took off my military training jacket.

The squad leader was stunned for a long time and finally pointed at my neck and said, "That..."

"what?"

"You here..."

"Ok?"

"Have……"

"Well, someone kissed me."

Squad Leader: "..."

The next day, the squad leader was in a low mood. The instructor was very pleased that I was able to do so decisively. I probably felt that the squad leader was pitiful. After every break, I would sit next to the squad leader and chat with him cross-legged.

At first, the monitor was depressed and didn't want to talk to him, but then we guessed that our instructor talked too much, and the monitor was miraculously cured by him, and I was also convinced.

But I was still a little depressed.

Because I still haven't seen Yu Wen.

He is like a liar, using his so-called "future" dream to trick me here, yearning for him as a light, but he disappeared.

His contact information, which was obtained from others, has long been unable to be contacted.

If Jiang Qin is not considered an individual, what I want to see the most when I come here is really Yu Wen.

The freshman mobilization meeting is the day of the military training parade, will I see him?

But at that time, Jiang Qin would have come back too.

This idiot thought I was having an affair with Yu Wen, but he didn't ask me to explain, and he let it go with aggrievedness... It's amazing.

On the third day of the military training, Jiang Qin did not come.

On the fifth day, Jiang Qin did not come.

On the tenth day, Jiang Qin still did not come back.

The two of us had jet lag, he didn't dare to contact me when I was sleeping, and he didn't wake up when I was in military training. In short, I felt that I lost him again.

Although I didn't dare to admit in my heart that I still have him, but I... don't think things should be like this.

Three days before the military training was about to end, I was about to go to bed at night when Jiang Qin made a video call.

With a shake of his hand, he answered in seconds, and Jiang Qin's smiling face appeared on the screen, "You must have missed me!"

"No."

"No? Then I'll go back in a few days." Jiang Qin raised his head, looking pulled.

I can only reply: "Hehe."

It will be Jiang Qin's birthday soon, and there are four days left, which is also the second day after our military training ends.

September 23th.

I still remember the "adult ceremony" that I owed him back then, and now, very, very much, I want to finish it with him.