And Sheng Chronicle

Some people say that the destructive power of women during menstruation is comparable to Tyrannosaurus rex.I think this is just an excuse for the weak male herbivores to fight against the five scum.

In order to avoid unnecessary troubles caused by dysmenorrhea, I pay great attention to nurturing and keeping a happy mood at all times.For example, go to the Peach Giant Club to sponsor or sponsor something.

But this is not a long-term solution after all. It is far from enough to rely on the sponsorship of a peach giant to support the big one.

After some thinking, I used my spare time to open an online store called "Meng Meng Da's Me", which specializes in all kinds of snacks.

I thought it was a simple matter, but the business was bleak.Finally, there was a big deal, but the other party actually gave a bad review.

[Cute me: Darling, this bad review is unscientific. 】

[I am my marshmallow: one bag is missing. ╭(╯^╰)╮】

[Cute me: This cotton candy is imported from Italy. It is made of high-quality cotton and sugar. It is rare to see in a century. 】

[Marshmallow who suddenly feels stomach ache: One bag is missing!I bought 99 bags but only [-] bags! 】

[Cute me: This is a marshmallow full of my deep love. It is a special marshmallow, and each pack is extremely precious. 】

[Cotton Candy Stuffed: The point is that there is a bag missing, you can't understand people's words! (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻]

[Cute me: I'm sorry, I was eaten (ω)]

[Tired and unloved marshmallow: ...No thanks for bad reviews. 】

Weeping at a bad review, I glanced at the other party's address in Italy and reluctantly gave up the idea of ​​reasoning with him.

But you know, I'm a persistent person, and I'm a persistent person in strange places.After some unspeakable actions, Cotton Candy Boy finally took back the bad review and said that he was so touched by the fuck!The seller couldn't be more considerate, he [beep——] is at the end of his life!

I am also very touched.

My aunt is coming very aggressively, and things are not going my way recently, so I decided to go to the manga exhibition in Akihabara to pay homage to the great god.Before going out, I bowed three times to the beautiful photo of Lolita hanging on the wall, and wished me a safe return.

After getting off the tram, we finally arrived at our destination.

Akihabara is indeed Akihabara. Huge anime posters are everywhere. The streets are filled with girls in maid outfits and sailor outfits. They keep handing out leaflets to passers-by, promoting new products in themed restaurants.Various CDs and figures are placed at the entrance of the small street shop for people to choose from. The big sister dressed as a bunny girl is sexy and charming, and the two balls on her chest are ready to come out.

After rejecting the invitations of several scouts and buying a bunch of things that I might not want but bought as soon as I saw them, I sent them home directly.It was really a mistake not to bring the blue hair · carry bag · Zheng.

When we arrived at the queue, there was already a sea of ​​people, and many people even came to queue last night.Dodge the rushing crowd, and don't go crazy if Hibari Kyouya is here.Of course, it was these nerds who went crazy.

Swiping the phone, in fact, queuing is not so boring, surrounded by boys and girls dressed in cosplay.The dead house with a SLR on his back wandered through the crowd and frantically clicked on the flashlight.

I took a photo with some of my favorite characters, and finally it was time for the comic exhibition to start.

After putting away the valuables and estimating the force value, I took a deep breath.The sooner you go in, the better your chances of grabbing an exquisite limited edition. Most of the surroundings are fat and oily dead houses, you can do it, Xu Yuanqing, a real man, cute big tits!

Unfortunately, I still have a broken drawing.One day, the total transaction volume of A Zhai Paradise's entire network exceeded 10000 trillion yen, and everything was just a cloud in front of the crazy A Zhai!Humans can no longer stop them!

"Open the door——!!!" "Come on!!!" "Xiaomei [beep——I'm coming!!!" "I'm so strong [beep——"

They were so crowded that their internal organs were about to be vomited out, and the force value of the 10000 housekeepers had already broken through the universe!

Unbearable, I pulled out the wooden knife wheel and flew around people. I jumped onto the shoulders of a big and round A Zhai and stepped on the heads of countless people to successfully break through.

"Look! It's Feitian [beep——policewoman!"

"Nonsense! It's obviously horse monkey shochu!!"

"Ah, it's Strawberry-flavored Fatty—poof!" I stepped on the face of the wretched house, and I jumped into the venue expressionlessly.

There was a bloody storm in the figure area, and the shelves in the front row were swept away.I'm not particularly interested in the figure, the focus is on the manga, but the figure of a black-haired double-tailed loli on the high platform really looks like the cute girl in the photo!Especially those big eyes that are still talking, hit my cute spot!

Pulling out the wooden knife, the dumb hair standing against the wind kept fluttering.

Those who stand in my way die.

"Ahhhh, customer, this is not for sale!!" The clerk dressed as a tauren flew over and hugged my thigh.

It turns out that this is the feeling of being hugged by the thigh.

Holding the lump on my leg, I walked towards the cashier with a normal expression.

"This, I want it."

"Ah, no, I've already said it's not for sale...Wow! I'm going to ask the store manager for instructions!"

The store manager who came over after hearing the news was a very aura auntie. She looked up at me and smiled and said that the figure can be sold to me but she needs to do her a favor.

Looking at the COS suit in front of me, I struggled for a while with my unknown balance and my beloved figurine, and promised to help but I still need a gift.

The store manager Yujie said that she was not short of money, and gave me a high-profile, BL book with a big wave of her hand.

After turning two pages, I saw that it was written by everyone.No matter the style of painting or the plot, I can't fault it. Facing the black-haired, phoenix-eyed, flushed and panting Xiaoshou on the cover, I feel that the door to the new world that was half-hidden has been completely opened.

How are you, Mr. Zhuma, who is far away, I think I can no longer look directly at your face_(:з」∠)_

The chairman, who is originally a beautiful girl, wears the navy double lightning Kou Zhang uniform, which is even more seductive in the uniform of abstinence.With a cold face, A Zhai swooped over with the "Dong Tai Ye Lake", and got a voice from Her Lady Queen.

Compared to the vacuum I felt in my white uniform, it was a strange feeling to be surrounded.The people who came to ask for a group photo are pure love, and I suddenly feel that wearing this kind of COS costume is not so annoying.

The one hour promised to the store manager passed quickly, and the uniforms were a big seller.I declined her invitation to a high-paying part-time job. If I was seen by a junior high school student, I wouldn’t have to mess around. I wouldn’t even go if the Mafia invited me.

A Zhai was very enthusiastic, I had to borrow the manager's sunglasses and a new mask to squeeze out, but this seemed to attract more attention.They look at me weirdly.

Rushing to the manga section, the favorite comics have already been snatched up. This kind of popular manga should be snatched up as soon as it comes in. It was too long in the figure section.But the cute loli figurine in my hand gave me a lot of comfort, and that BL manga...

The rest of the notebooks are either too ugly in style or too heavy in taste, which is a big blow to me, who is delusional in picking up leaks.

After turning around, I finally found a missing classic in the corner.

He shot quickly, but the other hand grabbed the corner of the manga at the same time.

The corner of the mouth twitched, this familiar development - turn your head, Tsunayoshi Sawada!

"S-senpai!!" Usagi Sawada turned pale with shock, and quickly let go and sat down on the ground.

I can recognize him in this way, I took off my sunglasses and mask and looked at him expressionlessly.

"Judaime!! I found what you wanted... Who are you to be unreasonable to Judaime!"

With silver hair and blue eyes, I looked up, "Transfer student, Hayato Gujiji?"

"How do you know. No, return the manga to Judaime immediately!"

"Do not."

"Ju-Gunji-jun, forget it. That's Senior Sister Urobuchi, it's scary."

"But, Judaime..."

"Ah, Urobuchi-senpai!" The sunny boy Yamamoto walked over holding a figure of a baseball boy, "I didn't expect to see you here."

"Yeah." Nodding was a greeting, and I walked towards the cashier with the comic book.

"That arrogant woman..."

"Don't say that, senior sister is very nice. Just now I saw her cosplay in the figure area, she is very beautiful! Haha."

Na, Nani? !

I was shot in the knee and almost fell to my knees.

Looking back stiffly, he saw Takeshi Yamamoto's hearty eight-toothed smile, and showed the phone to the other two people.

"How about it, isn't it very imposing?"

"Yamamoto QAQ" was swept around by my murderous gaze, and Tsunayoshi Sawada burst into tears.Senior sister is angry and is about to be killed!To be killed!

"Give me the phone."

"What are you doing!"

"What do you think?" Almond narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked up and down Hayato Xiaqianji.I don't want to look very powerful, but his name is Sawada Tsunayoshi Judai...he is also a mafia, so we can't take it lightly.

"Prison Temple Monarch..."

"Don't worry, Judaime! I will teach this woman who dared to steal from you a lesson! Explode!"

The frivolous eyebrows are actually bombs, so arrogant.He drew out the wooden knife and cut off all the wires, taking advantage of the opportunity to cut off the remaining bomb in his hand.

"Stop it now!"

"Don't worry, Judaime, I'm fine!" The thrown bomb was cut off again, making Ji Ji anxious.

"Is there nothing else but this?" The wooden knife turned around in his hand, it was too easy.

"Ah ah ah ah, what to do, what to do, what to do!"

"If you don't want them to fight, you can do something." The floor magically opened, and Li Baoen, who was holding a pistol, aimed at Sawada Tsunayoshi's head.

at the same time.

"Don't underestimate me—triple bomb!!"

"Re-revival! Desperately stop senior sister and prison temple!!" Rabbit Sawada rose again violently!

According to the general practice of comics, as the protagonist, Tsunayoshi Sawada successfully resolved the conflict, and I shook hands with them to make peace with the future together.

but! !

From the passers-by ABCD who have not had any riots since the fight started, you can see how abnormal this is.

This is not only an abnormal world but also an extremely cheating world.

An all-too-familiar comic book was lying between the five of them, and the two pages that were opened were the little Shouzheng with blushing cheeks, just... the expression of Li Baoen, who was well-informed and would not change his face even if Mount Tai collapsed in front of him. There is a momentary blank.

Come on, let's take a look at the slow motion playback.Baoshan Gang, whose head was on fire, jumped up and extinguished all the bombs, then rushed over, grabbing the wooden knife.I took the bag on the other hand and slapped him in the face without thinking, and then he flew out due to inertia, and then, I don’t say you know the high H manga BL book That's how it flew out.

He just flew out like this! !

About this kind of little hobby that can't be explained clearly, how can it be broken if the students find out?Wait online, hurry up!

The bunny boy with his head turned off noticed that the man in the cartoon looked slightly familiar... Wait, isn't this? ! !

"Ju, Judaime!! What's wrong with you, Judaime!" Hayato Gokuji shook Sawada Tsunayoshi desperately while grabbing the out-of-body soul, "Don't scare me, Judaime!! Judaime!!"

"It turns out that senior sister likes Senior Skylark so much, haha." Yamamoto scratched his head and smiled innocently.

Audience: How did you come to this conclusion? !

"Damn it, you woman, you actually let Judaimu see this kind of thing!! I must kill you!" In fact, the prison temple who was also very restless said viciously.

Silently picked up the manga and patted off the non-existent ashes on it, calmly put it back in the bag and handed it to the store manager for her to help send it home.

New reply on the first floor——

Murder and kill.

Ha ha.

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