And Sheng Chronicle

Life is not the worst, only worse.

Tiantai, Skylark, Xu Yuanqing.

Amnesia + menstrual period = no sanitary napkin.

Skylark + childhood sweetheart =...someone who will probably help?

My eyelids trembled, and I tried my best to have a better attitude.

"Hey, Skylark..."

"Don't think about it."

The sympathy between childhood sweethearts lights up at the most inopportune time, and Skylark recalls some extremely unpleasant past events, turns around sullenly and leaves.

"Wait!" Taking a deep breath, he didn't care about other things, the uniform skirt of the student union is white!

"Well, I was wrong before, it's not important to say forgetting... I'm trying to remember the past, but it takes time... Anyway..."

"I forgive you for the sake of your sincere apology?" Hibari Kyouya turned his head and smiled mockingly, "Stop dreaming."

"..." I didn't count on you, but I'm upset when you say that. Do you know how scary girls who go crazy during menstruation are?

My almond eyes narrowed slightly, I was about to rush over to grab his hand and throw it over my shoulder, but due to various unexplainable reasons, the grab turned into hugging my thigh.

The black school uniform pants that are close at hand, the thighs that are being hugged are obviously stiff.Through the warmth from the cloth, the eyes are black and the pain in the abdomen.The pupils dilated slightly, as if they had found the key to open the box, and the blurry images flashed like a slideshow—the empty toilet, the little girl in a small cubicle who was in distress, and... Someone who can't wait.

Feeling the unnatural gravity on the thigh, Hibari Kyomi, who had never encountered such a situation before, froze for a moment, but soon raised his crutches and hit Urobuchi on the head again.

My confused eyes regained their clarity, and everything happened between lightning and flint. I directly pulled him down to the ground with all my strength, and then jumped on him.

"!!!"

"Hey, Mr. Zhuma." I looked at Yunque's cool and handsome face, and my sharp phoenix eyes were a little startled and bewildered at this moment, and I suddenly felt happy.

The corners of the lips were hooked viciously, and the voice that rarely rose and fell deliberately distorted the tone as if expressing emotion, "Do you still remember the sanitary napkins that Da Riyuehepan agreed in the sixth grade?"

The other party's magnified beautiful face and slightly trembling thick eyelashes looked like a butterfly fluttering its wings.The facial features softened by the sun, shy and restless eyes shone with light mist, Cherry's small mouth was slightly opened, and her heartbeat was inexplicably faster, as if she would definitely agree if she said it...

That's enough, how could such a small story like the above happen!

Pushing away the feet on the belly, with a grim expression, "Don't move!"

"Urobuchi, do you want to die?" Kyouya Hibari, who was pressed to the ground and felt her self-esteem was seriously injured, ran away, but Omechan, who was blessed by the God of Aunt, also broke the chart.

The two hit the water tank from the ground and then back to the ground from the water tank.

The so-called childhood sweetheart is that after unlocking specific words, both IQs drop by 30%.

"Hiss—are you a dog, Xu Yuanqing!"

After a few bahs, you thought I would bite you so rarely that my teeth would be knocked out.

And Sheng Tiantai is facing the greatest crisis since the establishment of the school!There was an explosion that could not be explained by science, and the students on the fifth and fourth floors were evacuated urgently.

"President!"

"Chairman!"

After hearing the news, Yamada and Kusakabe rushed over, and the moment they opened the door, they felt the malice from the universe.I saw Yunque pinching Xu Yuanqing's face ferociously and pulling it hard until it deformed, Xu Yuanqing grinned and grabbed Yunque's hair and kicked him on his stomach.

This pose is really a blockbuster!

"excuse me!"

Unrelated people left the stage, but the two people whose images had collapsed in various senses were still at a stalemate.

"Hey," enduring the pain, I looked at Mr. Zhuma, who was not much better, "put the mud away." His face was turning blue, and it must have been bruised.

"Wow," Hibari Kyouya, whose anger value was MAX, summoned the black cloud and lightning as the background, and his expression was so unreadable, "Are you ordering me, Urobuchi Kiyoshi. You are the one who wants to let go."

Stalemate, stalemate, stalemate...

"Count to three and play together."

Skylark wouldn't say that he thought Xu Yuanqing would become bald if he dragged him down.

I nodded in agreement.

one two Three……

"Nuddaosu put away."

"Shut up, let go first."

"In Su, one wife is released at a time."

one two Three……

"Smoke Two Five Stars"

"If you don't let go, I will kill you."

……

In the end, I launched [Profound Meaning: Sincere Smile (Pinched and Distorted Version)] to successfully attack Hibari mentally, and threw him down again.

"Xu Yuanqing!" Yunque's eyes were red, and his voice was distorted by the uncontrollable anger.His black hair wet with sweat stuck to the sides of his cheeks, panting lightly, I squinted at his slightly messy appearance, the collar button was pulled off during the fight, revealing his beautiful collarbone, I unconsciously remembered A love story about two men hidden under the bed...

Suddenly, I seemed to see a door to a new world slowly opening.

"Why are you so angry? It would be fine if you promised to help me from the beginning."

Skylark took a deep breath to calm down, and stared coldly at Ome above, whose eyes were twinkling, and could tell at a glance that she was not thinking of anything good.

"Besides, this is what you owe me."

"I owe you? What are you kidding?"

"Well, in fact, I just remembered a little bit, so forget it if you don't remember." I struggled to free up a hand and patted his face, "I have to do what I said, even if it's embarrassing. We must do it."

The sunken dark almond eyes and expressionless face are far from the heartless and smiling face in memory.

"I'll wait for you, you must come..." The soft voice carried all the hope and trust of the little girl.The episode that was thrown into an unknown corner was repeated over and over again, and it was nothing more than a 13-year-old boy who was at a loss in the face of colorfully packaged women's products.

Seeing Xu Yuanqing who got up slowly, Yunque pursed his lips and did not speak.

After finally begging the runaway Hibari Kyouya, she staggered into the women's restroom.The aunts are already flooded, and I can't bear to look at the scenery on the skirt.

I want to send a text message to Lan Maozheng to send him a new set of clothes and sanitary napkins, but when I touch my pocket, I find that the phone is not there.

Is there anything more sad than this.

It is better to ask for yourself than for others.

It happened that there was no one in the class time, and it took about 5 minutes to sprint at full speed from the middle to the home. After calculating the probability of not being seen, I found that if I did this, the image of the student council president would be lost.

If you tell people it’s ketchup, will they believe it_(:з」∠)_

Hehe, what am I kidding.

Pull the door open a little bit and peek out through the crack.Although doing this seems perverted, I have no other choice but to do this. I hope to see the girl in white uniform as soon as possible.

At the same time, after arranging the evacuation of the students, the worried Cao Bi finally received a new instruction from the chairman——

Go buy a pack of sanitary napkins.

Rubbing his eyes vigorously, Kusakabe was sure that he read correctly.

As the vice-chairman of the Disciplinary Committee, Kusakabe admires Hibari Kyouya extremely.It can be said that without Hibari Kyouya, there would be no Kusakabe Tetsuya, Hibari Kyoya's wish is Kusakabe's own wish.Lark is the first in everything, even if it is going up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire, he will not hesitate to do so!

But this...

Chairman, have you had your period?

Having been under Hibari's hands for so many years, Kusakabe is also someone who has seen the world, and he did not hesitate to carry out the order given by the chairman after being turbulent in the wind for a second, marching towards the women's goods store!

Gu~~(╯﹏╰)b

Standing at the door of the store, watching the store through the glass, Kusakabe has not moved.

After 3 minutes, 5 minutes, and at the 10th minute, Skylark, who was impatient, called, "Have you bought it yet?"

"Report to the chairman, there is no related store nearby, I'm still looking for it, if I find it, I'll go back immediately!" Kusakabe burst into tears, and he felt very uncomfortable when he lied to the chairman for the first time.

"Understood." After hanging up the phone, Hibari Kyouya, who had already changed into a new school uniform, stood coldly at the door of the women's toilet on the fifth floor. The terrifying low air pressure enveloped the entire floor, and all the girls stayed away. Dimensional toilet.

The student council president, who didn't know that he was in a tragedy, was sitting on the toilet, looking up at the ceiling at 45°.

Why no one came... Is it the teacher procrastinating the class? Next time the new school rules will be supplemented with a prohibition of procrastination.

Anyone is welcome, come quickly.

(╥╯^╰╥)

Hibari Kyouya waited for a while, but Sokabe still didn't come back, so he called him again, "Have you got it yet?"

"No..."

If you can't do such small things well, you should return to the dust. "

"I'll be back right away!" Kusakabe, who knew her boss was pissed, rushed into the store with tears in her eyes, causing a burst of exclamation.

After returning to school and holding the things to Hibari Kyouya with both hands, Kusakabe felt that his face must have become more vicissitudes.Even though there are normal vending machines for this kind of thing, why on earth am I so hesitant to go to the women's goods store!

And there is this sanitary napkin in the end... Watching Yunque walk into the women's toilet with a dumbfounded look, the chairman is indeed a real man! [what's wrong

Hearing footsteps, I excitedly opened the door, "This classmate..."

The black-haired, phoenix-eyed Mr. Zhuma stood at the door with an expressionless face, carrying a pack of sanitary napkins in his hand.This stimulus is a bit big.

"...You're also having your period."

Throwing the sanitary napkin on Xu Yuanqing's face, Hibari Kyoumi turned and left without looking back.

It took three seconds to realize what stupid thing I said, and thanked the suddenly cute bamboo horse-kun.

"I don't owe you anything."

After many years, the sanitary napkin finally arrived long ago, and a little boy’s promise to his childhood sweetheart finally came to a perfect end at this moment—do you really think that’s it?too naive!

I went back to the compartment and locked the door. Just as I was about to take it apart, I found that the packaging was a bit... huh, 120mm cute.

Although it is a bit difficult to expect a boy, especially a middle-aged man like Kyoya Hibari, to distinguish between a 120mm panty liner and a 230mm daily sanitary napkin. It can be said that I should kowtow to thank him if he can buy it, but... Give me back my touch Me, bastard!

Standing by the grass wall at the door of the toilet, Hibari Kyouya respectfully greeted the worried Hibari, and suppressed his excitement. He also heard the voice just now, and it really was for Miss Urobuchi!

Very good!The Chairman and Ms. Urobuchi are finally reconciling, and the funds of the Disciplinary Committee will finally no longer be withheld!It's not in vain that I have worked so hard, and all the hard work has paid off!

At this moment, I am sitting on the toilet, laying out the pads layer by layer, and then put on the skirt...the skirt, the skirt stained red with blood...the point is the skirt.

It's fine to pack the pads, dare you bring a replacement skirt.

Sit back on the toilet.

I covered my face, it was great, and the Disciplinary Committee's funding for the next semester was gone.

The author has something to say: Finally, I have confiscated my deep love for the chairman... Hahahahaha~~~~! ! ! !The chairman thinks that my sister will be grateful to Ti Lin!Hahahahahaha! ! ! !