The strongest way to be narcissistic

Song Ange felt the tactile sensation of the annoying ghost between his fingers, and under Qiao Zhixi's pressure, he couldn't help but clenched a little more.

What's happening here?Doesn't seem to be in the same dimension as the imagined situation?

"Would you like to express it with a kiss?" Qiao Zhixi only thought that the two boys with strange expressions were shy, and began to propose.

People who love each other give a sip, which is the most pleasing to the eye.

kiss what?kiss who?

Song Ange was full of question marks.

"Don't pay attention to her, she's just a fool." Qiao Peisheng flicked Qiao Zhixi's hand away, and then released Song Ange's intertwined fingers.

It's okay for Qiao Zhixi to misunderstand, but Song Ange must not misunderstand.

In case this idiot has a strange brain circuit, he really thinks that he has unreasonable thoughts about him, that all his previous behaviors towards him are based on this level, and then he refuses to "break the contract", this is not what he wants to see To the result, so he had to explain clearly to Song Ange.

Upon hearing this, Qiao Zhixi gritted her teeth. "Who is a fool? Have you ever said that about your own sister?"

What the two younger brothers have in common is probably that they like to tear down her platform from time to time and insult her IQ.

One by one, they don't know how to respect their sisters!

Song Ange was stunned, his eyes full of doubts.

Did he hear wrong?

elder sister?Or sister?So it's not a lover?

"What's not a lover?"

Qiao Zhixi was preparing to teach his younger brother, this ignorant brat, when he heard Song Ange next to him say something, vaguely heard the word lover, and his expression was still in a daze.

Hearing Qiao Zhixi's question, Song Ange realized that he had accidentally followed what his brain was thinking and had slipped his mouth. He blushed immediately and asked repeatedly in embarrassment: "Aren't you lovers?"

This is a big misunderstanding.

Qiao Zhixi pointed at herself, then at Qiao Peicheng, "Us? Lovers?"

Qiao Zhixi swears that if she lies, she has never done anything in her life, even if Qiao Peisheng is not her younger brother, she would never look for a boyfriend like him.

Qiao Peisheng falls in love at first sight because of his looks, but it's definitely not suitable for getting along with him day and night, because if he really stays with him for a long time, 100% can be broken by his bad attitude anytime, anywhere.

Sometimes Qiao Peisheng's attitude is much more irritating than that of Bingshan's poisonous tongue Qiao Peishen.

Qiao Peicheng belonged to the type that even if she put a knife on Qiao Zhixi's neck and forced her to associate with him, she would rather die than agree to this terrible request.

"You're so stupid." Qiao Peicheng didn't expect Song Ange to misunderstand that he and Qiao Zhixi were a couple, so he was extremely speechless.

Didn't he tell him Qiao Zhixi's name?From the name, you can usually guess how much they are related to each other, right?

but--

Now that I think about it, it seems that he has never introduced Qiao Zhixi's surname to Song Ange. Qiao Zhixi probably thought he had already introduced him, and he certainly didn't think of mentioning his own name, let alone the crew. Know Qiao Zhixi's Russian name.

"Oh my God, I seem to understand something, and I don't seem to understand anything, but I feel like poof—" Qiao Zhixi tried her best to hold back her erupting expression, but finally couldn't hold it back, she held onto the edge of the sofa and laughed out loud. When it came to Qiao Peicheng, who kept beating beside him, he didn't understand what a lady's reserve was.

Qiao Zhixi's crazy laughter made Song Ange want to cover his embarrassing face.

It seems that there is a real misunderstanding.

Because the two of them never call each other sister or brother, Qiao Zhixi still likes to have a darling, otherwise he wouldn't have guessed the oolong relationship from various details.

"No wonder. I said why you don't make any progress. So that's the reason. It's too funny." Qiao Zhixi wiped her tears and continued to pat her brother's shoulder dumbfounded.

Qiao Peisheng moved away silently.

These two people are very stupid, and the breath of stupidity will be contagious to each other, so he has to stay away from them.

Qiao Zhixi didn't have time to care about his younger brother's disgust, so he calmed down, stood up straight, and explained to Song Ange next to him with a smile:

"My Chinese name is Qiao Zhixi. I'm Qiao Peisheng's older sister. He also has an older brother, who is my younger brother named Qiao Peishen. Don't worry, you are definitely not a third party intervening. Don't worry about moral issues." Question. My kid doesn't know how to play this kind of scumbag operation. I haven't seen him care so much about others in 24 years. He cares about you so much now, which shows that you are definitely true love. "

Talk more and more nonsense.

Song Ange was even more confused by a series of words with too much information. Where did this come from?

Qiao Peisheng couldn't sit still and let Qiao Zhixi give Song Ange some misleading and wrong information, thus opening the door to his new world.

"Don't you want to go out to play today? Then go to breakfast quickly and leave after eating. We need to chat quietly for a while."

Qiao Peicheng put down the drowsy bones in his arms, stood up, walked around the sofa, and dragged Song Ange, who was in a daze, all the way outside.Before making sure Song Ange didn't regret it, he had to have a good talk with him about what happened yesterday.

"Qiao Zhixi misunderstood our relationship. Don't listen to her nonsense, and it's best not to explain it, because the explanation is not clear at all, and it will only become more suspicious. I can also guarantee that I have never treated you differently." I mean, I'm not gay, a straight man, you can put your heart in your stomach."

Song Ange followed the annoying ghost all the way to the backyard of the villa, and immediately heard the annoying ghost explaining why Qiao Zhixi did that.

"Oh, I'm straight too, and I have a girl I like." Song Ange turned his face away, showing that they were the same with an indifferent attitude.

Cut, as if who is crooked.

"When you speak, you have to listen to the people who say it." Qiao Peicheng stretched out his hand and turned Song Ange's face away.The brat always looks absent-minded. Although many people may not show it, they must feel that he is very rude.

Here we go again, to teach him again.

Song Ange stared at Qiao Peicheng angrily, without blinking.

Just look at it, what's so great about it.

"Don't stare at it all the time, it will make people uncomfortable if you are too aggressive." Qiao Peicheng was helpless.

Let him see, not let him stare like he is about to hit someone at any time.Can't do that, stupid.

Neither this nor that!

Seeing that Song Ange was showing signs of blowing up, Qiao Peicheng reminded with a smile. "Better hold back the swear words that come out of your mouth."

This smile means that danger will come at any time, Song Ange has been shadowed by the annoying ghost.

Qiao Peisheng was simply Song Ange's biggest nemesis in his life.

You can't be scolded, you can't be beaten, the thief is so annoying!

The boy's aggrieved appearance at the moment made Qiao Peicheng want to bully him a little more. His bad factors always flared up under weird circumstances.

He reached out and rubbed Song Ange's prickly head. "Brother Sheng."

"Don't call." Song Ange didn't call out even if he was beaten to death.Why does he have to do something every time he is asked to do something?

Seeing this, Qiao Peicheng patiently patted his head. "This is our agreement, we must call."

"When did I make a promise with you?" Song Ange stared, yesterday he had a breakdown, not a drunken madness, so he wouldn't forget what he did and said when he woke up.

"I asked you if you want me to help you become the new Song Ange, and you said you did. Before you said it, you bit me hard, then hugged me and cried stupidly, thinking about it one by one, saying that you want others to like you, If you want others to love you, you don't want to be Song Ange now."

Qiao Peisheng deliberately pulled down his neckline, leaned over to let Song Ange see the traces he left, and was still repeating Song Ange's pitiful begging words yesterday.

"So...so what?" Song Ange stammered, peeking at the bite marks left by him.

In fact, not only did he not feel guilty after watching it, but he even wanted to rush over to have a refreshment.

It's hard for the annoying ghost to be deflated by him, and he has to take the opportunity to vent a few more times if he says anything.

"So, you have to do what I say. From now on, call Cheng brother obediently, don't be big or small, this is my first request. The second request is not to swear. You can swear if you want, but You can’t bring dirty words, give me some IQ to swear at people, don’t talk about one’s parents, reproductive organs, people who have no culture and quality to swear like this.”

These are just a small part of Qiao Peisheng's requirements for Song Ange. For other requirements, he has to make a document and list them one by one, and then let Song Ange memorize them honestly.

"What can you do if I don't do it?" The idiot has so many demands, the first and the second, does he still want to list countless demands for him?

"Don't do it." Qiao Peicheng squinted his eyes and thought about it, looked at Song Ange, and then pursed his lips and replied: "It's okay if you don't do it. I will beat you until you cry and call Dad. Disobedient children have to suffer a little bit to remember Lesson learned, this is for you."

If beating him can solve a lot of things, he doesn't mind a few more beatings.

"Don't let me beat you so that you cry and call Dad." Song Ange has been fighting with others since childhood.Just because he can't beat Qiao Peicheng now, doesn't mean he won't be able to beat him in the future. If he fights every day, he might master the skills and turn defeat into victory.

"Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, I don't hit other places, I just take off my pants and spank my ass." Qiao Peisheng didn't finish his sentence, "Remind you first, you can't run away from me, you can hit me in a second. Ten hits."

It's boring to have a bruised nose and a swollen face. Spanking is the best way to let Song Ange know what shame is.

Qiao Peisheng applauded for his whimsical way of beating someone.

bad!childish!Scoundrel!

"I can go back on my word now." The stubborn Song Ange was about to confront the idiot.

The last thing Qiao Peisheng wanted to see was Song Ange's repentance.Some things can be said a few times, but if you really want to keep a dishonest character, you will gradually lose your patience.

He thinks that he is very patient now, but Song Ange is a fool who likes to challenge people's patience, and he is not [-]% sure that he will never change his patience.

"A child who likes to go back on his word is not attractive." Qiao Peicheng caressed Song Ange's right cheek, breathing on the ear pinna next to his mouth, and asked in a low voice, "Do you want to be an unattractive child?"

Just as Song Ange was about to blurt out, Qiao Peicheng's hand slid down the curve of his face and fell on his neck. With his thumb, he pressed the sliding throat. With a smile on his face, his voice began to soften. "You'd better think about it before answering me."

unattractive child...

Song Ange was tickled by the fingertips pressing on his throat. He dodged uncomfortably, and glanced at the annoying ghost who was smiling dangerously. .

"What?" Qiao Peisheng approached.

Why is such a big man so soft-spoken?

"I don't want to, I don't want to, okay?"

Song Ange raised his tone reluctantly.

Still not convinced.Qiao Peisheng was provoked into a funny and bad factor. "Huh? What do you want? Say it clearly."

Song Ange looked up at Qiao Peicheng, who always had a bad attitude, and responded in a low voice: "I don't want to be a child whom people like..."

Who would want to be an unpopular kid, hum.

Qiao Peicheng was finally satisfied, the well-behaved Song Ange was the most pleasing to his eyes.

If only he had always been this good.

"To get people to like you, we start with the people around you. So, from now on, you have to work hard to get my likes, you know?"

Qiao Peisheng hated Song Ange, if one day he started to like him, it would definitely be the best proof that Song Ange really reformed himself.

Qiao Peicheng's sudden request made Song Ange overwhelmed, and his ears were instantly reddened. Fortunately, he has been tanned recently. If you don't look carefully, you can't see what's wrong with him.

He stammered and said, "You, why don't you like me? No, no, I asked the wrong question. Why should I please you?"

"Why do I have to like you? Song Ange, do you think I like you very much?" Qiao Peisheng focused on the previous sentence, and couldn't laugh or cry. "You're so stupid, I don't like you."

He really didn't see that Song Ange actually thought he had a crush on him. He had treated him like this. How did he know that he liked him?

Song Ange was heartbroken.

Hold!If you don't like it, you don't like it. Would it be interesting to mock him in another way?

"I'm not stupid." One mouthful and one stupid.His IQ is not high, but it is at a normal level anyway, why do you have to attack his IQ from time to time?

"Compared to me, you are quite stupid. I like children who are smart and hardworking, children who don't swear, and children who are rational and not impulsive. If you do these three things, you will be able to attract my liking. This should be Not very difficult."

Seeing that Song Ange still looked awkward, Qiao Peicheng understood that this matter might not be digested for him for the time being.Song Ange is really not Song Ange if it is so easy to listen to other people's words.

He doesn't necessarily listen to Jiang Tong's words, let alone him, a "nosy" idiot?

"Why do I have to please you first?" He is not who he is, why should he care about what he thinks of him first, and he has to keep trying to please him.

He wouldn't even do such a cheap act.

"Because it's important to you, and it's important to me."

Qiao Peicheng didn't want to hate Song Ange, because it was the same as Song Ange hating Song Ange, and it was too pathetic and too fucked for him to hate himself.

I hate myself, so how can others like it?

Song Ange pursed his lips and remained silent, because the annoying ghost in front of him began to show that complicated expression again.Every time he is stared at by this pair of complicated gray-blue eyes, he always feels that he has nothing to hide in the eyes of the other party, as if he has done something heinous and wants to be stared at by him like this.

Is he really that bad in the mind of the bastard?What is the reason?

Everything has to have a reason, right?

Song Ange couldn't help but think of that absurd dream that was almost impossible to happen.

If it was true, he did have reasons to hate him, but it was just a dream, and nothing happened to anyone.No matter how you look at it, Qiao Peisheng can't be Song Ange.

Who made Song Ange so bad.How could the excellent Qiao Peisheng do the poor Song Ange?

Qiao Peisheng is very good, too good to be true, so good that it is inexplicable, so good that people are jealous, about these Song Ange has to admit.

The gentle caress passed from the top of the head. Song Ange heard Qiao Peisheng imitate Qiao Zhixi's address to him, and asked in a soft voice:

"So, little friend Song, remember to work hard, okay?"

"I hope you can."

This was the first time Song Ange was expected to do something.

He lowered his eyes, and suddenly wanted to hug the annoying ghost, hugged him tightly, buried his face in his chest, greedily absorbing the warm breath inside.

There is no other meaning, just wanting to hug, wanting to get the strength to move forward that he had expected but never got from it.

In the end, he did nothing, pursed his lips, and responded in a low voice:

"I try my best."

"Cheng...Brother Sheng."