The strongest way to be narcissistic

What is it like to sleep with two people who both sleep poorly?

In short, it must be uncomfortable.

When Qiao Peicheng woke up, he felt his stomach was heavy, as if he was being pressed by something.

Look up.

A lean and powerful leg is straddling his stomach arrogantly, and the owner of the leg is lying on the bed in a diagonal manner, and one of his own legs is going around the other leg from underneath to hang on his stomach. leg, to push against someone's other thigh, causing the opponent's legs to open with maximum force.

In short, the posture is quite weird and difficult.

Pillows, quilts and other objects all fell to the ground, and the nightgown on his body was completely taken off at some point, and he and Song Ange, two big men in scanty clothes, were lying on the bed in strange postures.

Accompanied by a hum from the opposite side, the leg on his stomach was being lifted up to leave. Just as Qiao Peicheng was heaving a sigh of relief and preparing to get up to wash up, the other leg followed the boy's turning over, lifted up and hit hard downwards.

What does it feel like to be woken up early in the morning by urination, followed by an unspeakable heavy blow to the stomach?

Qiao Peisheng, who couldn't dodge in time, wanted to hit someone!

He deliberately kicked away a little kid who turned over, hugged him sideways, put his legs on his stomach, got off the bed clutching his stomach, and hurriedly walked towards the bathroom.

The kicked boy opened his eyes in a daze, and only saw a man with a good figure leaving in his blurred vision, but his posture was a bit strange.

Song Ange rubbed his eyes, and his brain started slowly. A few seconds later, he sat up slowly, looking at the surrounding environment, the messy bed under him, and his body in only big underpants.

All kinds of non-brain behaviors made yesterday because of emotional instability, now flashed over and over again, and they are still very clear.

Not only did he cry like an idiot while hugging the idiot yesterday, but in the middle of the night he...

After solving his physical problems, Qiao Peicheng felt a little cold in the bathroom naked, and wanted to come back and find some clothes to put on before continuing to wash.

As soon as I came out, I saw the idiot Song Ange sitting on the bed dumbfounded, rubbing his fingers on his lower lip, and biting it lightly with his teeth. A little... shy?

shy?Have a spring|dream?

Apart from this reason, Qiao Peisheng really didn't know how to explain the shy expression of the little brat that made his skin crawl all over the ground at the moment.

As for the object of the dream, should it be...

Tsk, that's not okay.

Thinking of the idiot Song Ange having unreasonable thoughts about Sister Tong, Qiao Peicheng felt weird.Who made him not have the slightest so-called petty affection for Sister Tong now, and he already treats Sister Tong as a family member deep in his heart.

Now, seeing that his former self still secretly likes Jiang Tong, he always feels extremely awkward.

He had to think of a way to make the idiot Song Ange gradually fade away from his ignorant little throbbing towards Sister Tong.

The best way to divert attention, of course, is to let the other party concentrate on another matter.

This is not difficult.When he sent Song Ange to senior high school, if he wanted to improve his poor grades within a year and get into a passable university, he would have to spend [-]% of his efforts to achieve it.

If Song Ange really wants to change, high-pressure study can completely make him useless. He doesn't have extra leisure time to do other things. Naturally, he doesn't have time to care about sister Tong or not.

Song Ange, who started to feel shy because of his stealing kiss yesterday, didn't know that his shy object was trying to figure out how to torture him physically and mentally, and had no time to take care of his sister Tong.

After Qiao Peicheng finished dressing and washing, he could still see a certain idiot facing the balcony motionless, as if he was still immersed in a "dream" he didn't know.

He stepped forward and pushed him.

"Why are you in a daze? Go wash up and make breakfast with me."

With the idiot Song Ange around, it's cool that he can be a little lazy in cooking.

"Oh... oh oh." Song Ange jumped out of bed in a panic, not daring to look at Qiao Peicheng, and quickly walked around him to the bathroom.

Qiao Peisheng didn't understand why.

Is this kid ashamed of the stupid way he held him and cried last night, so he didn't dare to look at him directly?

Song Ange closed the door, stood in front of the sink, took a deep breath, took a handful of cold water to wash his face, and sobered up his messy head.

When he caught a glimpse of the bathroom inside from the corner of his eye, he inevitably recalled yesterday that he looked like a weak chicken lying on the shoulder of the idiot, and accepted his "hands on".

Body memory is also taking him back to the touch brought by those calloused hands.

From the head to the neck, all the way down, until a certain taboo area that has not been touched by anyone except for the medical examination in the hospital.

The hands gently rubbed and washed this place repeatedly, and at this moment and that place began to recall this gentle touch.

Hold!Why should he remember it so clearly?

At that time, the pure cleaning action obviously had no other meaning, but now it is damn disturbing to recall.

Faced with a sudden physiological reaction somewhere, Song Ange began to be at a loss.

He had never felt this way because of anyone in the past, not even sister Tong.

He has no desire for Sister Tong, whether it is hugging, kissing, caressing, or more in-depth communication, he has never had these expectations.

He just simply wanted to watch her smile, and simply wanted to protect her from being hurt by others.

He thought it was because his feelings for Sister Tong belonged to the purest liking, a real liking, and it's normal to have no impulsiveness.

In the past, he liked Jiang Tong, and it was normal for him not to respond to her. He didn't like other people, so it was reasonable for him not to respond to others.

But now...

The flushed cheeks in the young man's mirror made him unable to bear to look directly at him. He gritted his teeth and turned his face away, but he couldn't help but continue to peek at himself in the mirror from the corner of his eye.The hand supporting the sink trembled slightly as the other hand moved unhurriedly.

His breathing was so obvious at this moment, so obvious that he wanted to cover his mouth, for fear of being heard doing something embarrassing.

"Did you die inside?"

It's a pity that things backfired, no matter how small the action was, it was still witnessed by someone who opened the door.

Qiao Peicheng sat and waited, but Song Ange did not come out for a long time. He wondered if he was curled up inside, sobbing miserably, licking the wound in his heart because he hadn't sorted out his emotions yesterday.

Who made Song Ange the most stupid? When crying, he must find a place where no one is crying. He didn't know how to properly use the principle of "crying children have candy" to win the attention he wanted.

It was really rare to be able to hold him and cry like a child yesterday.

However, what he saw at this moment was very different from what he imagined.

The four eyes meet, one is terrified, the other is surprised.

At the same time, Song Ange's body was trembling slightly, and his eyes flashed a momentary sense of absentmindedness, which was not frightening, but exhilarating, but the current situation made it too late for him to enjoy this exhilaration carefully.

Qiao Peicheng squinted his eyes, and looked at the underpants hanging on Song Ange's lap with a calm expression, and where they should have been.

The scene was very embarrassing.

Qiao Peicheng closed his eyes silently, looked at the sky, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart that it's good to be young, to be so "vigorous" when he wakes up in the morning.He remembered that the younger version of himself didn't seem to have a high demand for this convenience, so he wouldn't be so self-satisfied in an unfamiliar environment.

However, it is also possible that he has too much memory and a long time, causing him to not remember some things so clearly, and it is not impossible to have memory confusion.

"I found you a set of clothes and put them on the bed. If you want to continue, you can continue. After you're done, put on your clothes and go downstairs." Song Ange didn't bring a change of clothes when he came, of course he had to wear his.

With the sound of the door closing, Song Ange looked at his sticky legs, then at the door, then at his hands, and then at the door.

My day! ! ! !

What stupid things did he do from yesterday to now that would make him so ashamed and indignant that he committed suicide a hundred times!

Seeing the scene where he used to hide from himself, Qiao Peicheng didn't think there was anything wrong with it, so he just laughed it off.

Just a kid, that's normal.Besides, this person is himself, and it's nothing to see.Don't talk about looking at it, even if you touch it, he won't have much reaction.

But Song Ange couldn't do self-education for the time being.He was obviously so ashamed and angry that he exploded, but he still couldn't do anything.Under normal circumstances, he would use rudeness to relieve his emotions, but yesterday's incident forced him to restrain this kind of thinking, and he could only keep his head down and do things.

When Qiao Zhixi and the three women went downstairs, they only saw Song Ange busy with various tasks, while Qiao Peisheng was sitting on the sofa teasing his bones, bowing his head to talk to it from time to time, kissing its belly, alone A cat is not comfortable.

Qiao Zhixi felt in her heart that her younger brother really didn't know how to hurt others. This man hasn't caught up with him yet, so he just treats him like this.

She has to have a good talk with him about this issue, so that she doesn't lose her wife and lose her army.

"I have something to talk to you about." Qiao Zhixi stepped forward and pulled Qiao Peisheng's T-shirt. His T-shirt was very loose, and one side of his collarbone could be exposed with a light pull. Qiao Zhixi accidentally pulled it On the side that shouldn't be pulled, there are teeth marks that Qiao Peicheng was bitten by a certain teenager.

The traces of this location are easy to imagine.

Qiao Zhixi's last ex-girlfriend liked to bite her, like a kitten.

Thinking of his ex-girlfriend, complex emotions flashed across Qiao Zhixi's eyes, he quickly put those messy things behind him, smiled narrowly at his younger brother, and poked at Qiao Peicheng's teeth mark above his collarbone .

"Tell me how this thing came about?"

Song Ange was the only one present who could not understand the Russian she used.

Although he didn't understand, he raised his head and took a look when he heard the movement. When he saw Qiao Zhixi pointing to a certain place on Qiao Peicheng's shoulder, his heart suddenly tightened.

My mind was too confused yesterday, I didn't think that the annoying ghost is someone with a girlfriend.He swears that he really doesn't have that kind of intention towards annoying ghosts, he doesn't want to spoil their feelings, he only likes Sister Tong.

But in the end, he was snuggling with someone naked, accepting the overly intimate comfort of the annoying ghost, and his mind was twitching in the middle of the night, not only stole the kiss, but also reminisced about Shi Geng, and had a good time.

The more I look at him, the more he looks like that kind of shameless San'er who doesn't know himself.

He didn't know what Qiao Zhixi asked, but he was very concerned about how the annoying ghost would answer.

The idiot shouldn't be so stupid as to feel like a grave, right?

The occurrence of those things was purely accidental, and both parties had no feelings for each other, otherwise they would have been unable to help themselves in the bathroom.As for the reason for stealing the kiss and being hard, no one knows except himself, so just keep it silent.

He only likes sister Tong in his heart.

He likes women, not men.

Absolutely straight and straight.

"I was bitten." Qiao Peicheng glanced at the young man who was eavesdropping on the opposite side, and touched the bite mark on the top of the collarbone. Qiao Zhixi didn't ask, he really couldn't remember that he was bitten by Song Ange.

"I understand~" Of course Qiao Zhixi knew he had been bitten.Blind people can't see such obvious teeth marks.

Qiao Zhixi's ambiguous eyes and ending sound caused the other two women to raise their heads, and their eyes turned around Qiao Peisheng and Song Ange.His eyes flickered, as if he was very interested in this kind of gossip.

The guilty Song Ange pinched the hem of his clothes uneasily.

The clothes on his body were disgusting, and he suddenly felt that it was futile to say anything about himself in this situation, and the more he smeared, the more black he was.

"I've done everything, does this count as a catch?" Qiao Zhixi continued to ask in Russian.

Sure enough, there is a leg.

The other two women present understood.

Now it's all over, the sexual orientation of the three children of Qiao's family is all clear, one pair, one difference and the same.

Qiao Zhixi didn't dare to think about Mon and Dad's expressions when they found out. When her younger brother came out, it would definitely not be as smooth as when she first revealed that he was bisexual.

Be a ghost, chase a yarn?

Qiao Peicheng complained inwardly, with a smile on his face, he chose not to talk about it, and said another thing.

"He doesn't have to go to work with you from today on."

This time it is in Chinese.

The goal is achieved, what are you wasting time doing in Qiao Zhixi's bitter place?He had to make a plan quickly and send Song Qiao Pei Sheng to his senior year of high school.

Of course, the school has to find the best, and the learning atmosphere is very important.Because of policy issues, it is best to study locally. In Mingcheng, public schools are not as good as private schools.There is a reason why private schools are expensive. Whether it is teachers or environmental facilities, you should choose the best ones. Even students need to pass the examination before they can go to school.

But you can get in by spending money, as long as you give enough money, it is not difficult.

What Qiao Peisheng lacked most was money, the money he earned himself.

It's okay to use the money to support myself now.

"Understood." Qiao Zhixibi gestured ok.

Now that he has caught up with her, there is really no need to go to her to suffer.After all, a daughter-in-law is for pain, not for command.

When Song Ange heard this, he thought that the weird interaction between himself and the annoying ghost had been exposed, and the annoying ghost decided to fire him because he wanted to please his girlfriend.

From a variety of levels, there is really nothing wrong with this approach.

Seeing his younger brother's success, Qiao Zhixi was in a good mood, and hooked Song Ange, who was standing in the distance with his lips pursed uneasy. "Little friend Song, come here."

Song Ange took a deep breath and walked over slowly.He waited for Qiao Zhixi to tell the news of his firing, and then he was swept out of the house in despair.

From yesterday to today, he always seems to be doing stupid things and suffering bad things.

But the imaginary cold confrontation did not appear, Qiao Zhixi's well-maintained hand grabbed his right wrist, then grabbed the annoying ghost's left hand, and put their hands together.

Qiao Zhixi asked them to intertwine their fingers, and then showed a gratified expression similar to that of an old mother.

"I lock you both up."

After getting along during this period of time, she finds little friend Song very pleasing to the eye, and being a younger brother and sister is no problem at all.It was the first time she saw Qiao Peisheng caring about people other than his family, it was impossible not to care.

She hopes that they can be together well, no matter what happens in the future, it is enough to enjoy the sweetness now.

Song Ange:? ? ?

Qiao Peisheng: Speechless looking at the sky.

The author has something to say: the second update will try to be released before ten o'clock