Sailor suit and white sneakers

Yijian Zuiqianshang stubbornly sent another transaction request, put one hundred thousand spirit stones into the transaction box, and said: "Take it away, I can't let you call me master for nothing."

Wang Xiaoxi put 20 spirit stones into the trading box.

Leaning on the sword and drunk thousands of cups: "..."

Wang Xiaoxi: "I really have it. If it is not enough in the future, I will ask Master for it."

Yi Jian Zui Qianshang canceled the transaction, stood where he was, without saying a word or moving.

The awkward silence lasted for a while, Wang Xiaoxi poked him: "Master, are you in a daze?"

Leaning on the sword and drinking a thousand cups of wine: "I'm offering a reward."

Are you offering a reward to your father and me again?Wang Xiaoxi cursed in his heart, but said on his mouth: "Whose reward does Master give?"

Leaning on the sword and drinking a thousand cups of drunkenness: "A few trolls."

Sure enough, they are offering rewards to me and my relatives and friends!Wang Xiaoxi snarled in his heart, but he asked, "Why did they spray you?" Do you really have no idea in your heart?

Leaning on the sword and drunk Qianshang: "Let's be free."

Free your sister!Obviously you were the one who sprayed us first, and it is legitimate self-defense for us to spray back!Wang Xiaoxi gritted his teeth with hatred, in order to prevent his relatives and friends from being offered rewards endlessly, he schemingly persuaded: "Master, don't be as knowledgeable as them, offering a reward is a waste of spirit stones, it's not worth it, did you do it every day? Otherwise, come with me in daily life. [Poor] [Show cute]"

Yijian Zui Qianshang was silent for a moment, then said: "Well, it's all black."

Pretending to be five people and six people in front of girls is quite capable, but when you meet male players, you can bully them vigorously. This person is really rotten to the root... Wang Xiaoxi rolled his huge eyes, and even his head followed the eyeballs. lock up.

Yijian Zuiqianshang started to burn the teleportation talisman, and said: "Let's go, take your daily life, go back to the main city to receive the mission first."

Wang Xiaoxi hurriedly said: "Okay, by the way, do you have sex, Master?"

Yi Jian Zui Qianshang sent a series of numbers.

Wang Xiaoxi secretly logged into the YY trumpet that he specially prepared to deal with trolls, and the profile picture of the trumpet was a selfie of Wang Xiaoxi with exquisite makeup.

When taking pictures, Wang Xiaoxi thoughtfully bit his lower lip with his teeth, making his lips the focus of this selfie composition.His lips are beautiful, full and sensual, but not too thick. The small lip beads make the two lips have a three-dimensional effect. , the two lips produced a beautiful jelly-like texture. Looking at this photo, Wang Xiaoxi wanted to rush over and bite his own lips, let alone others.

Because the photos were so good-looking, Wang Xiaoxi was afraid that the other party would think that he was just looking for pictures on the Internet, so he deliberately added some cartoon decorations to the corners of the profile picture with Meitu software to enhance the impression of "this is my photo". .

In order to get revenge on a troll, I really took great pains!

Sure enough, after adding each other as friends, Yi Jian Zui Qianshang first explained some precautions for daily tasks, and then asked seemingly casually: "Your avatar is yourself?"

Wang Xiaoxi: "Yes."

Yi Jian Zui Qianshang praised frankly: "It's pretty."

Wang Xiaoxi climbed up the pole: "Master, do I have a wife?"

Leaning on the sword and drunk Qianshang: "No."

Wang Xiaoxi asked again: "Master, do you have a photo?"

Yi Jian Zui Qianshang simply answered this question: "Yes."

Wang Xiaoxi: "..."

Wang Xiaoxi: "Send a picture and see, okay? I'm curious."

Yi Jian Zui Qianshang didn't hesitate, and generously sent a selfie.

The boy in the photo is quite good-looking, with exquisite facial features but not feminine, but a handsome man with tough lines and a three-point coolness. In the photo, he is wearing a jersey, holding a basketball in his hand, and his shoulders and arms are muscular. Just the right amount of firmness.

Wang Xiaoxi was stunned for a moment, thinking that most likely it was a fake photo, and kept typing: "Master is lying, if you are really so handsome, how could I not have a teacher's wife?"

Yi Jian drunk Qianshang: "It really looks like this, I go to the University of Science and Technology, and I have few girls."

Wang Xiaoxi agrees with what he said. The S University where Wang Xiaoxi is located is also a university of science and engineering. Since he entered the university, he has been surrounded by hungry wolves. There are very few girls, and there are even a few in the school. Monk profession for boys.Among Wang Xiaoxi's classmates, there are quite a few who are not single, but most of them are in long-distance or different-school relationships. One of Wang Xiaoxi's roommates even lamented that if this continues, he will be bent.

The first wave of ambiguous words stopped here, and Wang Xiaoxi stopped here. For the next period of time, he just logged in to the trumpet on time every day, and honestly did daily tasks with the troll, and asked the troll to take him to write a few notebooks and so on. .When chatting, Wang Xiaoxi is more measured, he doesn't flirt, but deliberately makes some small mistakes from time to time that don't delay things, such as accidentally going to the wrong intersection, slipping his hands and destroying a mission item that can be reclaimed... Let the trolls help After accepting the help, Wang Xiaoxi acted cute and thanked Master.

As for Wang Xiaoxi's tuba, he was blacklisted by trolls on the day he was apprenticed to a trumpet teacher, and the bounty has not been hung up since that day. It's fun to play professionally once you get started, so Wang Xiaoxi simply played with the two accounts.

After spending half a month with Toutzi as a master and apprentice, Wang Xiaoxi obviously felt that the other party became familiar with him. The Toutzi, who was originally a bit cold, began to call Wang Xiaoxi on YY every day, and even asked Wang Xiaoxi to quit. joined the guild he belonged to.So, Wang Xiaoxi added the troll's WeChat account yesterday, using the excuse that it was inconvenient to contact YY, and prepared to start the second wave of offensive.

Wang Xiaoxi’s small circle of friends on WeChat is filled with all kinds of selfies and cute daily life carefully selected by him. The scale of the selfies is very small, at most the collarbone is exposed, and the collarbone is covered tightly.

This is first of all because Wang Xiaoxi doesn't want the other party to think that he is particularly promiscuous. Wang Xiaoxi deeply understands that prostitution is a virtue, but it is the ultimate virtue to be promiscuous to one person.

Secondly, Wang Xiaoxi is too lazy to wear silicone fake breasts every time he takes a selfie-the E-cup fake breasts are really heavy. Every time Wang Xiaoxi wears them for more than half an hour, he feels that his cervical spine can’t bear it. There is not a single bit of whimsy in it, all that rises in the chest is solemn reverence!

Since Wang Xiaoxi planned to finish the dungeon later to find excuses and troll videos, and start the second stage of teasing, Wang Xiaoxi didn't take off his makeup, and went straight to the desk to turn on the computer and log in to the game.

The other three people who slept with Wang Xiaoxi came back one after another. These three people are quite receptive to new things, and they have no idea about the fact that there is a big guy in women's clothes in the dormitory, and they don't wear colored glasses to see Wang Xiaoxi. There is really no sense of disobedience when it comes to girls. Sometimes people forget about this in a daze, and they are still shocked when they see a beautiful girl in the dormitory suddenly.

The industrious and brave head of the dormitory, Liu Hao, put down the hot water that he had just called, and asked the other three lazy people: "I'm going to the cafeteria now, do I need to bring food?"

"Chicken leg rice and Coke, thank you boss." Zhang Ye replied.

"Ma La Tang, the one on the west side of the second floor, the boss is mighty!" Li Yichen said.

Wang Xiaoxi turned around with a whoosh, wearing a delicately made-up face and a long black wig, shirtless and wearing big underpants, shaved his legs and said, "I want beef rice, thank you boss."

The visual contrast was so strong that Liu Hao's legs went limp and he almost didn't kneel down.

Liu Hao went downstairs to buy food in a trance, Wang Xiaoxi put down the razor, stepped on the swivel chair with his chin on his knees, and entered the YY room of the guild with the vision of a man full of pickpockets, and adjusted the voice changer. parameters, cleared his throat and called softly: "Master, I'm coming."

The channel exploded in an instant, and a few lonely and impatient men asked where this girl was from. Yijian Zui Qianshang coughed lightly and said, "My apprentice." After finishing speaking, he changed the subject, "By the way , the second team is short of a healer, so call the world."

Although Wang Xiaoxi was very annoyed by the troll and only wanted to see him make a fool of himself, he had to admit that the troll's voice was actually very nice, with a low magnetic tone, like a provocative little hand that tickled one's ears.

Every time Wang Xiaoxi listens to his voice, she always regrets silently in her heart. How can a boy who is handsome, rich and has a nice voice secretly have such low quality behind his back?But when you think about it carefully, this is actually not something incomprehensible. In real life, it is not uncommon to pretend to be a dog, and it is not uncommon for people to change their appearance on the Internet because strangers do not know them. A superficial male god is just one of them.

During the copying process, Wang Xiaoxi kept asking some small questions about the dungeon mechanism in a soft tone on YY every three to five minutes. He called each master sweetly and glutinously, and other bachelors in the channel were faked by Wang Xiaoxi. The voice of the baby was too provocative, and several male players had been trying to answer Wang Xiaoxi's words, but Yijian Zui Qianshang rushed to answer them all.

Realizing that his newly recruited cute girl apprentice is too popular among men, Yijian Zui Qianshang mentioned it to his teammates several times in a half-joking, half-serious tone. This is his apprentice and his apprentice does not need other masters. to assert sovereignty.

After finishing the book, the group broke up, and the men who couldn't flirt with girls quit the YY channel one after another, but some of them added Wang Xiaoxi's friends in the game.

Wang Xiaoxi accepted the friend requests one by one, turned around and complained to Master, trying to increase the troll's sense of crisis: "Master, many people sent me friend requests."

Yi Jian Zui Qianshang said contemptuously: "This group of people... have you passed?"

Wang Xiaoxi said obediently: "Well, it's passed, aren't they all Master's friends?"

Yijian Zuiqianshang made a sweaty expression, and then said in a voice: "I don't know you very well, so we just write books together sometimes... Forget it, just add it."

After finishing speaking, Yi Jian Zui Qianshang manipulated the character to jump around beside Wang Xiaoxi with a bored look, the two were relatively silent for a while, Yi Jian Zui Qianshang suddenly took the initiative to ask: "Apprentice, what are you going to do next? "

Wang Xiaoxi: "Nothing to do, where is Master?"

Yi Jian Zui Qianshang: "I'm fine now."

Wang Xiaoxi: "The daily routine is over, and the dungeon is also finished...what's so interesting about this game?"

Yijianzui Qianshang was silent for a moment, and asked, "Screenshot to see the scenery, shall we go?"

Wang Xiaoxi: "It's not fun, is there anything else?"

Yijian Zui Qianshang coughed lightly, and suggested: "Anyway, it's fine, why don't you... video for a while?"

Wang Xiaoxi, who was thinking about how to make a video request naturally, slapped his thigh and typed: "Okay."

After typing, Wang Xiaoxi hurriedly rushed to the closet, pulled out the fake silicone vest inside and put it on his body, then took off his baggy underpants, put on a pink and revealing little nightdress, and clutched his The limited edition YSL small lipstick ran to the mirror to touch up makeup and tidy up the wig.

After finishing the preparations before the video, the request for the video of leaning on the sword and drinking a thousand wines has already been sent. Wang Xiaoxi held two heavy breasts, patted and weighed them like picking watermelons, and then asked himself the tortured Roommates: "Hey, how about you all take a look at me? Does it look good?"

Zhang Ye and Li Yichen applauded enthusiastically, expressing that they were about to harden, while the simple and honest head of the dormitory, Liu, blushed and hurriedly turned his head away, which could very well explain the effect.

Wang Xiaoxi happily climbed to the upper bunk with his mobile phone, lying on the small flower quilt printed with the patterns of little apples and little hedgehogs, his huge breasts were slightly deformed under the pressure of Wang Xiaoxi's lying down, and the visual effect became more and more erotic.Before accepting the video request of Yijian Zuiqianshang, Wang Xiaoxi urged the three roommates earnestly: "No one should make a sound. If you want to answer the phone, go out and answer it. Thank you everyone. I will treat you to drink milk tea tomorrow."

The three boys said that there was no problem and made up their minds in their hearts - they would rather die alone in this life, and never touch the poisonous weed of online dating!

After all the preparations, Wang Xiaoxi accepted the video invitation...

The author has something to say:

Today's attack: The apprentice is so cute, it makes me a little cautious. (*^▽^*)

Later attack: not apprentice, but younger brother. :)