Sailor suit and white sneakers

The role of Wang Xiaoxi is a swordsman. He just took a picture of a rare purple weapon in the dungeon a few days ago, and he is looking for someone to practice it.

After teleporting to Lin Xinghe, Wang Xiaoxi manipulated the character to attack the troll without saying a word.

However, ten seconds later, the characters of Wang Xiaoxi and Lin Xinghe were both lying on the ground, holding hands and looking at their tears, and the study was silent.

Wang Xiaoxi cleared his throat in embarrassment, and said: "... I'm careless, this product is all orange from head to toe."

The orange outfit is the highest-grade equipment in the game, much better than Wang Xiaoxi's purple outfit, and it costs a lot of money to build this set.

The sprayer was wearing RMB, stepped on the corpse of Wang Xiaoxi's character, made a mocking expression, and made a big announcement, "Qianbi is not qualified to play games. Qiongbi can only be regarded as a game NPC. The meaning of Qiongbi's existence is to give People kill for fun" remarks.

Wang Xiaoxi: "Oh, mocking me for having no money?"

Lin Xinghe: "Xiaoxi, ignore him..."

Wang Xiaoxi: "Does this guy know how expensive the little skirts in my closet are?"

Wang Xiaoxi is not short of money. As a college student, his monthly living expenses are outrageously high, but most of Wang Xiaoxi’s living expenses are used to buy skirts and the corresponding accessories for skirts. He only spends a point card for the game Money, and occasionally buy fashion in the mall, the equipment is only average, but he is quite sharp in operation, so he has a lot of fun.

Wang Xiaoxi was so angry that he asked for support on the friend channel, but there were not many people online during dinner time, and Lin Xinghe was a novice who had just completed his level, so he had no friends in the game except Wang Xiaoxi.Wang Xiaoxi's three or two friends who came after hearing the news were knocked to the ground one by one by the troll. Wang Xiaoxi waited for everyone's resurrection time to come, and organized another wave of gang fights. Quite coquettish and rogue, he consumed all these people to death in a short while.

Since this wave of trolls was a narrow victory, the trolls used a teleportation talisman to pass away after clearing the field.

Seeing that someone ran away, Wang Xiaoxi clicked on the sprayer to have a private chat with him. Wang Xiaoxi is usually very polite in dealing with people, but when he encounters garbage, Wang Xiaoxi has no choice but to treat the garbage as garbage.Trolls are not shy when it comes to swearing, and the two chattered for a while, when suddenly a box of steaming chicken leg rice and a cup of black tea with milk cover fell from the sky to Wang Xiaoxi's hand, Lin Xinghe's apologetic voice came cautiously from behind Wang Xiaoxi : "Xiaoxi, I'm sorry, I made you feel bad... I just went to the fast food restaurant downstairs to buy it, you eat first."

"It's okay, I'm in a good mood, I'll let him scold him for a while, and I'll clean him up when I'm full." Wang Xiaoxi closed the lid of his notebook, opened the lid of the lunch box, and there were two oily big dogs inside. drumstick.

Lin Xinghe smiled with crooked eyebrows: "I added chicken legs for you."

Wang Xiaoxi picked up the chicken leg and gnawed happily, and said while gnawing: "He actually said that he wants to kill us, it's too arrogant."

"Xiaoxi, let's ignore him." Lin Xinghe graciously intubated Wang Xiaoxi's drink, and suggested in a soft voice, "Well, I won't be free after school starts in a few days, I will treat you later, we Go out and relax, do you want to sing or play billiards? How about I go shopping with you and buy some... that... women's clothing?"

Wang Xiaoxi calmly said, "Okay, I'll just tell the clerk that I bought it for you."

Lin Xinghe choked for a moment, then humiliated and whispered: "...Okay, anyway, we are about the same size, let me try it for you."

Wang Xiaoxi laughed so hard that he almost looked up: "Hahahaha I am teasing you!"

Lin Xinghe smiled with a good temper, lifted the lid of his lunch box gracefully, and said: "Then it's settled, go out to play after eating."

"No." Wang Xiaoxi shook his head, and insisted on changing the subject, "Just now that person took advantage of me to kill me several times, afraid that I would tell someone to kill me before running away, have you ever seen such a shameless person? "

Little White Rabbit Lin hastily agreed with his friend, shaking his head and almost showing an afterimage: "I haven't seen it before, it's really shameless."

Wang Xiaoxi buried his head in eating the chicken drumsticks again: "It's over, I have to teach him a lesson."

Speaking of which, Wang Xiaoxi's nosy character is purely following his brother Wang Dahai.

Wang Dahai is ten years older than Wang Xiaoxi, perhaps because he watched a lot of Outlaws of the Marsh when he was a child, and his favorite thing in life is to shout when he sees injustice.You can climb trees to send birds back to their nests, you can jump into rivers to rescue drowning children, you can go in and catch pickpockets on the bus, and you can go back to fight hooligans at the door of the unit. Because good people and good deeds have been published twice in the local tabloids, in ancient times it must be a hoe The strong support the weak Wang Daxia.

Wang Xiaoxi has been fascinated by his ears and eyes since he was a child, and his personality has been influenced by his brother, but his brother is 1.8 meters tall and has a strong tendon, which is quite the capital to act bravely, and Wang Xiaoxi, who pretends to be a little girl, will not disobey the small body and act bravely It all depends on being upright.

As for Lin Xinghe, he comes from a scholarly family, his parents are both teachers, his family education is quite strict, and he has a very strong sister above him. Many factors have made Lin Xinghe so soft that he can't even utter a dirty word. character.

Lin Xinghe can't play with ordinary boys, because when boys get along with Lin Xinghe, they always have the illusion that they are getting along with cute girls, but for some reason, Wang Xiaoxi and Lin Xinghe get along quite well, and this game was also prompted by him The reason why Lin Xinghe came to play is to let Lin Xinghe have a common language with other students, so that he will not always be regarded as a nerd.

Wang Xiaoxi ate and drank enough, and lifted the computer cover with a swipe. It was almost eight o'clock now, and the number of online friends on his friend list increased a lot.

Wang Xiaoxi was gearing up, ready to gather people to fight the trolls again, but when he clicked on the vendetta list, he found that the trolls had gone offline, and there was a big reward mark on his head.

Players can use spirit stones—that is, game currency—to issue rewards to other players, and whoever kills the rewarded player can get the reward, so the rewarded player will often become the target of public criticism.

If Troll is really a local tyrant, then he can offer endless rewards to Wang Xiaoxi, so that Wang Xiaoxi can't play the game well.

"Xinghe, kill me quickly and get my reward... Hey, shit!" Before Wang Xiaoxi could find a safe place to hide, he was caught and killed by two passing strangers.

Wang Xiaoxi manipulated the character to stand up against the debuff of weakness after resurrection, his eyes were like two small awls fixed on the name "Leaning on the sword and drinking a thousand cups" in the vendetta list, and he ground his teeth with hatred.

Lin Xinghe consciously made a big mistake, racking his brains to make Wang Xiaoxi happy.

So he opened Weibo, clicked on a funny po owner's homepage, and wanted to find a few interesting jokes to tell Wang Xiaoxi to distract him.

After a while, Lin Xinghe found a fun one, and hurriedly handed the mobile phone to Wang Xiaoxi like offering a treasure: "Xiaoxi, look at this, I'm so funny."

On the screen of Lin Xinghe's mobile phone is a photo, in the photo is a vest made of silicone.

The color of this vest is highly similar to the skin color of the human body, and there are two plump and soft bulges on the front chest... If you squint your eyes and look at it from a distance, this vest looks like a naked woman's upper body.

The accompanying text of the po owner is: "Learn about fake milk, are all the current women's clothing bosses so good at playing?"

Wang Xiaoxi glanced at the highly simulated fake breasts on the screen of the mobile phone, cursed at first, then rolled his eyes, revealing a smile that suddenly realized, and the corners of the beaming eyes and brows showed a bit of fox-like cunning.

"Xiaoxi, you..." Lin Xinghe gulped, and a bad premonition flashed across his mind, "What are you thinking?"

Wang Xiaoxi pushed his thin chest muscles in the middle with both hands, left and right, forcibly creating a shallow career line, and said to himself: "I will have breasts in the future!"

"Don't, I, I don't want you to buy it, I just want you to see if it's funny." Lin Xinghe explained stammeringly, vaguely feeling as if he had made a bigger mistake.

Wang Xiaoxi snorted and sneered twice, staring at the names on the list of vendettas, and said: "Small, you still want to kill us?"

Lin Xinghe: "..."

Wang Xiaoxi put her hips on her hips, raised her chest, raised her orchid finger: "My mother made him want to vomit when he saw this game in the future!"

Lin Xinghe covered his face with great remorse, and curled up into a little turtle.

Wang Xiaoxi originally had a female account that was not at the full level, and she trained as a female doctor fairy. She has a beautiful appearance and can heal, and is very popular among male players. Originally, this account Wang Xiaoxi just bought a few sets of fashions and went online to lick them and go to the scenery. Good places to take screenshots or something, I haven't played it very seriously, but this time it came in handy.

Seeing that Wang Xiaoxi couldn't stop him from ordering fake breasts online, why did Lin Xing want to stop the matter from becoming a big deal, and spent all day chatting beside Wang Xiaoxi like a Tang monk, trying to persuade him to put down his tits and become a Buddha immediately.

Wang Xiaoxi was almost coaxed by Lin Xinghe, but the troll didn't cooperate—from that day on, the troll kept rewarding Wang Xiaoxi and Wang Xiaoxi's relatives and friends with spirit stones, making it impossible for them to play the game normally , Now Wang Xiaoxi will not be able to become a Buddha immediately.

Wang Xiaoxi unpacked the fake chest express with bare hands, and said bitterly: "He forced me to do this."

The day before the start of school, Wang Xiaoxi's female doctor's trumpet reached its full level. Wang Xiaoxi spent 30 yuan to change her name, and added a friend who is leaning on the sword and drinking a thousand cups with great ambitions. Wearing a beautiful mall fashion, she sent two cute emojis past.

Yilou empty painting fan: "[Show cute][Show cute]"

Leaning on the sword and drinking a thousand wines: "?"

Wang Xiaoxi endured nausea and typed: "Our names are a bit like Ai, the first word is Yi."

Leaning on the sword and drunk Qianshang: "Oh, so."

Wang Xiaoxi: "Are you accepting apprentices?"

Leaning on the sword and drunk Qianshang: "I'm sorry, I won't accept it."

This person whose mouth stinks like a public toilet can still say the four words "sorry"?

Wang Xiaoxi rolled his eyes and asked, "Why? QAQ"

Yi Jian Zui Qianshang politely replied: "Because I may not have much time to take you."

Wang Xiaoxi curled his mouth, thinking that you just don't have time, you are busy trolling people and offering rewards to your father every day, but you typed in your hand: "I don't need to bring it, I have already reached the full level and joined the guild, as long as Master Just chat with me when you are free."

Leaning on the sword and drunk thousands of cups: "..."

Wang Xiaoxi: "Is it okay? I just finished my level, and I don't have any relatives or friends. QAQ"

Yi Jian Zui Qianshang: "Okay."

A prompt to form a team popped up, Wang Xiaoxi clicked to confirm, and 2 minutes later, Yijian Zuiqianshang was teleported to Wang Xiaoxi's female doctor fairy.

Wang Xiaoxi called obediently: "Master~"

I also added a wavy wavy line very thoughtfully!

Yi Jian Zui Qianshang sent an ellipsis, and then ordered Wang Xiaoxi to trade. In the trade box, there was a set of good-grade novice equipment, various buffed foods and medicines, and [-] spirit stones.

The spirit stones in this game can be bought in RMB, and one hundred thousand spirit stones can be converted into RMB. For two people who have just met for less than 5 minutes, it can be regarded as a great gift.

Yi Jian Zui Qianshang said concisely: "Meeting ceremony."

Wang Xiaoxi clicked cancel decisively: "No need, Master, I bought a lot of spirit stones."

I don't want to steal your money, my whole purpose is to make you, a scum, cry bitterly!The very vengeful Wang Xiaoxi thought bitterly.

The author has something to say:

Today's attack: Another girl teases me. (#^_^#)

Future attack: not a girl. :)