How to break into Liaozhai

Zhou Zongchen couldn't bear it any longer, grabbed Bai Guangping with one hand, and said viciously: "Since you are not useful, do you have any senior brother and second junior brother, call me quickly!"

Again and again, not again and again, that's enough, he must make the guy who insulted him look good!

Bai Guangping didn't want to agree. If he reported to the sect master and asked for help, he would appear incompetent: "This..."

"What is this?! You just watched that father-in-law come and go. What use are you?! If your brother is as useless as you, I will kill you in the province."

As long as the government issues a prohibition order, it will be a catastrophe. Countless officers and soldiers with knives rushed into the homes of believers, arrested and imprisoned.

With heavy blows, within three to five months, a sect can be wiped out.

But if he admits to the sect master that he is incompetent, he will have no status in the sect in the future, and when he returns to his hometown in vacuum, he will not be able to hold his head up in front of the holy ancestor.

But the governor here is very difficult to deal with. He thought about it and decided to pretend to agree: "I'll report to the sect master and ask him to send someone."

Zhou Zongchen gave him a hard push: "Go!"

Soon Bai Guangping came back, he was actually just walking around outside: "I have notified the sect master, and there will be news in the next two days. Before the helper is sent, let me solve your problems."

As long as he behaves well in the future and satisfies governor Zhou, he will not have much opinion if he tells him that the sect master will not send anyone in two days.

Zhou Zongchen wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, took a few deep breaths, and tried to calm down.

The problem now is that Bai Guangping can help him recover, as long as the father-in-law doesn't make trouble anymore.

"...If you send a competent helper, I will definitely entrust you with a heavy responsibility." Zhou Zongchen said: "I promised you that the Xianghuo Temple will be built as scheduled. Now, tell me, which sect do you belong to?"

"I am... a follower of Luomen, and I worship the ancestor of Wuji." Bai Guangping said: "If you are interested, my lord, I have 'five volumes and six volumes' here, you can read it."

The five volumes and six volumes were written by the sect master himself. They are all-encompassing and all-encompassing. It is a heavenly book that ordinary people can understand.

The sect master is merciful and told people the secret of the origin of the world and the future without reservation, but people don't cherish this opportunity, it is really sad.

If Governor Zhou can be developed into a believer in the sect, they will surely flourish and add strength to the road of salvation.

Zhou Zongchen was not interested at all, and waved his hand: "I won't read it, and I won't believe it. I only need your spells. You help me get rid of that father-in-law, and I will build a temple for you. By the way, you believe it." Promise of the Promise, why have I never heard of it?"

He doesn't believe in ghosts and gods, so he doesn't know anything about them, but he has heard about all the gods, why has he never heard of this Promise Progenitor.

Bai Guangping's eyes were full of pious brilliance: "The ancestor of Wuji is the ancestor of the world. Everything in the world is created by him, including the earth, sky, rivers, lakes and seas, and us—human beings."

"I have only heard that Pangu created the world and Nuwa created man."

Zhou Zongchen thought to himself, it doesn't sound serious, and when you help me recover after using it, none of you guys can bypass it.

Besides, in the final analysis, it was this guy surnamed Bai who got himself involved in this mess, and when he gets through this difficult time, he will definitely settle accounts with you.

"It's true that Pangu created the world, but he was ordered by the ancestor of Wuji. Otherwise, why would his body turn into rivers, lakes and seas after the creation of the world? Because he himself is a prop. The person who really masters the props is the ancestor of Wuji. He sent Pangu did this." Bai Guangping said frothingly: "Nuwa can explain it better, Nuwa's human creation skills were taught by the ancestor of Wuji, and she is also the helper of the ancestor of Wuji."

The more Zhou Zongchen listened, the more confused he got, and he had to scratch his head: "You mean that the ancestor of Wuji is the ancestor of all things, and now the gods worshiped by the world are all his subordinates and helpers?"

Bai Guangping had to sigh with emotion that scholars have high comprehension: "Yes, after the ancestor of Wuji created the world, he sent the gods under his command to help him manage the world, and he retreated to recuperate until now everything collapsed. The sky is not the sky, and people He is not a human being, he will come to this world again, take back all the rights that have been put down, and become the true master of all things, the king of heaven, the king of the world, and the king of hell must rearrange a new order."

After Zhou Zongchen heard this, he was stunned: "Rationalize?"

"All religions are unified, and the gods in the sky are re-ranked. Since then, there is only one religion, one sect, and one faction in the heaven and earth. Except for the Promise Patriarch, no god is qualified to enjoy the incense and worship in the world. The Patriarch came again and took back the old department. Clear the world and unify the Three Realms!

The same is true in the world, with corrupt officials and corrupt officials, and the current emperor who is in power must follow the will of the Promise Progenitor to wipe out all evil spirits, clean up the source, choose a sage as the king, and establish a "vacuum hometown" in the world.

And our sect master was hand-picked by the ancestor of Wuji to help him complete all these go-getters.Our sect master, a person from Jimo, was enlightened by the ancestor of Wuji, and after enlightenment in the cave of Shixiaying, he went down the mountain to spread the Dharma and save the common people. "

Zhou Zongchen was at a loss: "Then, who are you? What are your identities?"

"We are actually gods, just to complete the mission of the Promise Ancestor, to be human in the lower realm, and to bring back the human beings who believe in the Promise Progenitor and have no moral corruption back to the vacuum hometown. After completing these, we will also return to the Promise Progenitor and become a new God."

"..." Zhou Zongchen blinked: "Why are there two vacuum hometowns?"

"Originally there was one in the sky, which was built by the ancestor of Wuji when the world was created. Now, because he came to the world for the second time, he is merciful to all living beings and wants to build a vacuum hometown in the world."

Zhou Zongchen knew it well. This Luojiao sounds very dangerous. If we want to build a vacuum hometown in the world, doesn't it mean that everything in the world will be destroyed and rebuilt.

However, these people are not the same as those who pretended to be ghosts and troublemakers in history, and they seem to have some skills.

If you really have the ability to call the wind and rain and scatter beans into soldiers, maybe you can really achieve great things.

Now that he is the governor of a province, he is still short of becoming an official in the capital, and this part, I don't know how many years he will have to go.

The so-called seeking wealth and wealth, if Luojiao can really achieve great things, like Mingjiao, will he be able to obtain more glory and wealth than he is now?

Hmm... don't worry, let's observe first.

Zhou Zongchen suddenly realized: "It turns out that you Luomen believe in this. I don't care what scriptures you recite or what gods you believe in. As long as you can heal me, I will definitely help you."

Bai Guangping was a little disappointed, he said so many teachings, this official didn't understand at all, but, as the sect master said, these people should be reduced slowly, so don't be in a hurry, first use the secular rights to help yourself The development of the sect is the real thing: "Don't worry, there must be a way to restrain the father-in-law."

As soon as Zhou Zongchen heard the three words of his father, he was chilled: "I hope so!"

Bai Guangping scratched his scalp. A flash in his mind just now seemed to have a way to restrain the father of the galleon.

Eh?what is it then?Give him some time, he will definitely think of it.

But at the same time, he looked out of the window worriedly...

Tianxuzi wouldn't bother him at this time.

But after two days, all was well, and Tian Xuzi did not show up.

Could it be that he is only targeting Governor Zhou who covets Wang Rui, as long as he is still an eunuch, Tian Xuzi will be satisfied and will not make any attacks?

-

Dr. Bian woke up crying in the morning, which he has done almost every day since his daughter died.

It was still early at this time, the sun was still sinking below the eastern horizon, and the room was dark, so he got up and sat blankly.

At this moment, he suddenly saw his daughter walking towards him through the door curtain, his lips trembling uncontrollably: "Rouge, Rouge—" he stepped forward, stretched out his hand, but missed.

Rouge was still standing there, but he couldn't touch it, and then he realized that his daughter might be a ghost.

He sobbed, "Is daddy going to die too? Are you here to pick him up?"

"Father, my daughter just came to say goodbye to you. After my daughter leaves, you must take care of yourself." Yan Zhi broke down in tears: "It would be great if everything could be done all over again. My daughter is unfilial. Let's take a step first. Don't do it just because of me." The filial man is sad."

Dr. Bian burst into tears: "Whatever you said is all father's fault. He couldn't find you a good wife, so you were deceived by that bastard rich man."

"Father, you misunderstood me. The one who killed me was not Prince Wang, but Governor Zhou..." Yan Zhi told the whole story of how she met Bai's father and son and how she was killed.

Dr. Bian repeated in his mouth: "The governor surnamed Zhou... the surnamed Zhou..."

Rouge wiped her tears: "I was able to meet you because Prince Wang asked his friend to help me regardless of the past.

Please go to the yamen tomorrow to clear up the grievances of the prince. The father and son of the Bai family know sorcery, and the governor has a high position. Don't provoke them, or it will cause trouble for you.

I heard from the ghost below that if someone like me died unjustly, King Yama will take pity on him, and maybe send him to a good family. Don't be too sad.And Prince Wang's friend also promised me that he can help me reincarnate as soon as possible, so you really don't have to worry about me. "

Doctor Bian just cried: "But you are my daughter after all, how can you let me down as a father?"

Rouge wanted to wipe away tears for her father, but she couldn't touch it: "Father, my daughter is not filial. If there is a destiny, she can still be your daughter in a few lives. My daughter swears that in that life, my daughter will definitely be a filial and good child. I'll make you sad and disappointed again." After speaking, he wailed loudly, turned around and passed through the curtain, and disappeared.

Dr. Bian sat slumped on the ground, covering his eyes, sobbing uncontrollably.

Governor Zhou, he is the murderer who killed his daughter!

After daybreak, Dr. Bian went to the government office to beat drums to appeal for grievances. He wanted to withdraw the pleadings like crazy.

He shouted in front of the yamen: "My daughter gave me a dream. She said that she was not killed by the prince. The government has wronged a good man. Let him go!"

After all, the case of Bian Yanzhi's murder and the arrest of "Prince Wang" were issued in the whole city, and the attention is extremely high. When they hear about new situations, they all gather around to watch the excitement.

Facing the rapidly gathering crowd, the yamen servant hurriedly went to inform the prefect, and knowing that the man's anger was rising, he came out and said to the crowd in person: "Yes, the government also found out yesterday that this young man surnamed Wang was not the murderer who killed Bian Yanzhi. If it is released, the arrest warrant will also be ordered to be withdrawn. As for who is the real culprit, the government will continue to investigate!"

He glanced at the crowd around him, saw no one said anything, and walked back to the yamen with a sullen face.

The yamen servant waved his water and fire stick among the crowd: "It's all gone, it's all gone."

One of the yamen servants sneered at Dr. Bian: "You old man is really not simple, you can alarm the magistrate every time."

Dr. Bian didn't say anything, turned around and left silently. The next thing I have to do is not just alarming the magistrate.

-

Due to his health, Zhou Zongchen has no time for government affairs recently, and he is restless every day. Relief has become the most difficult time of the day.

Fearing that the "adopted sons" would find out that they were strange, they dismissed all but the few they liked the most, and the few they loved the most could not be kept if the situation did not allow it.

After waiting anxiously for two days, Bai Guangping suddenly slapped his head: "I figured it out, I figured out a solution!" He hurried to find Zhou Zongchen.

Zhou Zongchen held his breath, and asked casually, "What did you think of?"

"My lord only needs to practice one kind of kung fu. Not only can father Zai not do anything to you, but you will also benefit a lot. This kung fu is very simple. I will teach you the formula of breathing, and you can practice it very quickly."

Zhou Zongchen hurriedly asked: "What kind of exercise is it?"

"My lord, have you ever heard of Vajra covered with an iron cloth shirt? The only weakness in practicing this kung fu is that, so those who have really mastered this kung fu will shrink their sun into their abdomen and achieve true invincibility.

My lord, practice this method, when not in use, just retract it.In this way, even if the father-in-law comes, he can't do anything to you, and he won't follow you every day. "

Zhou Zongchen wanted to punch Bai Guangping, what kind of mess is this? !

But at the same time, there is nothing to do, it seems that this is the only way at the moment, who let him be watched by others.

Anyway, it's a temporary solution: "It's also a solution, but what can you do to solve that father-in-law? After you solve it, I will set aside a piece of land in the east of the city to build a temple for you, which is higher than the Buddhist temple. .”

Bai Guangping said happily: "Thank you sir, do you really not read 'Five Parts and Six Volumes'?"

Zhou Zongchen said indifferently: "It's not too late. If you can help me, let's start now." Next time, he doesn't want to get wet again.

"Okay, transfer it first, and then I will teach you the formula and the method of breathing."

So, seeing a donkey had to make another sacrifice.

Just after leading a healthy donkey into the door, Bai Guangping suddenly snapped. Looking back, the rope in his hand turned into a stone and fell to the ground and broke into pieces.

He was stunned, what's going on?Then I reached out to support the table, and the table immediately turned into a stone. I knocked it with my hand, and the quality was excellent. It was a stone table.

Zhou Zongchen rubbed his eyes, he saw the mahogany table turned into a bluestone table with his own eyes: "Why did you do that?"

He bought this table with a lot of money.

He didn't do it, Bai Guangping carefully touched the chair, and the chair turned into stone in an instant.

This, what's going on?

I've only heard of turning a stone into gold, but I've never heard of turning something into a stone. Bai Guangping felt cold sweat break out on his forehead. He wiped it subconsciously, and then quickly moved his hand away in horror. Fortunately, he didn't turn into a stone. people.

Zhou Zongchen also found out that something was wrong: "You, what's the matter with you?"

"Impossible!" Bai Guangping reached out to touch the curtain in the house, and when he touched it, it turned into a stone again. He looked at Zhou Zongchen in panic.

Zhou Zongchen stepped back: "Don't come here!"

Bai Guangping shifted his gaze to the donkey again, and he stretched out his hand to touch it. This time, the donkey didn't turn into a stone, but bared its teeth and howled, indicating that it was alive.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and went to touch the Baibao Pavilion again. This time, the Baibao Pavilion was once again made of stone.

Just when he was about to touch the porcelain vase on the Baibao Pavilion to verify again, Zhou Zongchen yelled: "Stop! Don't move, those are treasures!"

Bai Guangping withdrew his hand and kept biting his lips. He seemed to have discovered a pattern. Touching an inanimate object would turn it into a stone, but touching an animate one would be fine.

So, what's going on?Could it be that Tian Xuzi did this?Tell him to turn everything he touches into stone, what is his intention?

Why not just beat him up?

"Father Zai is nearby, my lord, why don't we switch over today?"

Seeing that everything he touched turned into stone, Zhou Zongchen dared to let him move around. Although he didn't touch it with his hands, who dared to rest assured.

He stammered: "Okay, okay... But why do you turn things into stones when you touch them? Are you unable to control yourself?"

Bai Guangping took a few steps back and reached the door: "I, I'll come back tomorrow." After saying that, he turned around and opened the door to go out. The moment he touched the door panel, the door turned into stone, and it took a while to push it open. effort.

This must be Tian Xuzi's spell. He returned home, picked up his own box, and led his son: "Let's go."

Suddenly his shoulders sank, and what he was carrying was already a stone box.

Fortunately, he opened the box and took a look, and the things inside were still the same, it seemed that only things that he directly touched would turn into stones.

No matter so much, Shen also carried it. He picked up the box, led his son and quickly left the place where he lived.

"Father, where are we going?" Hu Zi asked his father in confusion, "Didn't you help the governor recently? Are you not helping?"

"Let's avoid the limelight first, something strange happened to Dad."

If this sentence was told to him in the past, it would definitely make him laugh. He has always been the only one who makes strange things happen to others.

Huzi also saw the wooden box turned into a stone just now: "Father, this box seems to be made of wood..."

Bai Guangping didn't speak, he just wanted to hide temporarily, slowly unravel this strange "curse", and then think of a way to deal with Tian Xuzi.

As for governor Zhou and the big temple he promised, let's go and see, self-protection is the most important thing now.

After walking for an unknown amount of time, they came to a tea shed built in the outskirts.

He was dry mouthed and touched his body: "Let's buy some tea."

Unexpectedly, what came out was not a copper plate, but a stone money string.

Oh my god, is it possible that you won't be able to spend money in the future? !

He tried to stay calm and said to his son, "Father still has some copper in his left sleeve, you can take it out and buy two bowls of tea."

Huzi looked at his father in surprise: "You will turn into a stone if you touch something? But you have been holding me just now, and I haven't turned into a stone."

"Stop talking, let's buy tea first." Then, he walked into the tea shed, chose a side table, asked Huzi to give the tea woman a copper plate, and ordered two large bowls of tea.

He temporarily put down the stone box to relax his shoulders. As he expected, the porcelain tea bowl he picked up turned into a stone bowl, and the tea in it was still good.

But the moment his mouth touched the tea, the tea also solidified into a lump of stone.

He stared in surprise, and immediately broke out in a cold sweat. Isn't this a trouble, he can't drink water anymore?

He said unwillingly: "Huzi, Dad still has money in his pocket, go and ask for a bowl of tea."

When the second tea came, he was heartbroken and poured it into his mouth. The moment the water touched his tongue, it solidified into a stone cone, which made him howl like ghosts and wolves.

Fortunately, the pain was a bit painful, but life was impossible.

At this time, other tea drinkers listened to his howling, put down their tea money a little bit, got up and left.

Seeing that the guests had all left, the tea woman came over dissatisfied: "What are you yelling, scaring my guests away."

Bai Guangping said angrily: "Go away! Otherwise your shop will be demolished!" He slapped the table with his hand, and the wooden table turned into a stone table.

Unexpectedly, the mother-in-law's eyes lit up: "It turns out that you know spells, so be kind, you can turn the other tables into stones, otherwise, the wind and rain will blow and you will have to replace them in a short time. The stone ones are great."

Bai Guangping leaned on Table Mountain with both hands, covering his eyes: "Don't talk to me..."

The mother-in-law smiled and said, "Don't talk, don't forget to turn other tables into stones, and I'll serve you another bowl of tea."

Soon another bowl of tea was placed in front of Bai Guangping, and only now did he realize that drinking water is so difficult.

...It seems that only the dead things that your skin touches will turn into stone.

However, the clothes he was wearing were not affected and turned into stones, maybe Tianxuzi was afraid that he would be unsightly when he was naked, so he made a big deal out of the clothes.

That being the case, what if you use your own clothes to pad it.

He retracted his hands into his sleeves and picked up the tea bowl through the cloth. This time the tea bowl remained unchanged, it was still made of porcelain.

He was overjoyed, but then, the moment his lips touched the tea, he didn't drink it into his mouth.

Looking at a bowl of stones, he collapsed. He couldn't eat with the cloth between his mouth, even if the cloth could chew the food with his teeth, he would turn into a stone in his stomach.

There is also a living thing that cannot be turned into a stone, but even if it is alive and eats a chicken, it will die if it gets into the stomach, and it will turn into a stone when it dies.

Isn't this going to starve him to death?

And he remembered that he hadn't eaten since morning, which made him not only thirsty, but also hungry.

Suddenly he smelled a smell of meat, which went straight into his nose.

Seeing Wang Rui and He Yunyi walking into the shed, he wanted to get up, but found that he couldn't move. Judging by his son's expression, he couldn't move either.

They sat next to their father and son.

Wang Rui wrapped a piece of sauced meat in oiled paper and held it in his hand, watching him while eating.

Bai Guangping is about to go crazy, you are putting salt on the wound, and you are looking at He Yunyi with your eyes, you can't be humiliated!

He Yun pouted his chin and looked at him. This man surnamed Bai is human, and he looks very hard-boned.

So to deal with him, we have to use other methods.

"Are you still hungry? If it's not enough, I have some more here." He Yunyi smiled at Wang Rui.

Wang Rui thought for a while, and said slowly: "I'm a bit craving braised pork ribs. I use good pork chops to make them. The color is bright red and attractive. It looks delicious. Although the overall taste is salty, I prefer to eat the pork chops inside." Unique sweet scent."

"Okay, let's eat this!" As soon as He Yun finished speaking, there was a plate of delicious braised pork ribs just out of the pan on the table.

Huzi swallowed, Bai Guangping simply closed his eyes, and silently recited the phrases in "Five Parts and Six Volumes".

Wang Ruiyi grinned: "I don't want to eat it again. I haven't finished eating the sauced meat yet. The pork ribs are bright red and oily. They look a bit greasy. I want to drink sour plum soup."

Bai Guangping's heart seemed to be broken, if you don't eat it, what braised pork ribs do you want?Are you deliberately giving me a smell to torture me?

At this time, he heard the sound of water flowing in his ears, followed by Wang Rui's soothing voice to quench his thirst: "It's cool and delicious, it's so good, my throat was smoking just now.

The sore throat is really unbearable, it feels like another hand is scratching, and the throat is dry as if a handful of sand has been poured into it, dry and dry.

This will be fine, the sour plum soup is sweet and cold, and when it enters the stomach, it seems that the whole person is cooling down. "

The words "cool" and "sweet" pierced Bai Guangping's ears like an awl, and it seemed that after Wang Rui described the feeling of thirst, he seemed to be even thirstier.

He opened his eyes and stared at him, and saw him holding a porcelain bowl and looking at him with a smile, then he just looked at him like this, gulped down a few mouthfuls of sour plum juice: "...Ah...it's so delicious..."

Wang Rui looked at Bai Guangping and smiled, trying to show his "kind and amiable" eyes, full of love like a grandfather looking at his grandson.

He took another sip of sour plum soup, let out a long sigh of relief, and said to Bai Guangping, "Oh, your lips are cracked."

Bai Guangping glanced at him defiantly, and stuck out his tongue to moisten his chapped lips.

He was running out of saliva, and his tongue was so dry that he couldn't saliva.

Wang Rui seemed to see his pain, and put the sour plum soup to his mouth: "You smell it." Then he shook it again: "Listen to the sound of the clear water."

It worked, Bai Guangping's mouth began to secrete saliva violently, and he couldn't stop it.

Wang Rui took the sour plum soup away from his mouth: "Unfortunately, I can drink sour plum soup, you can only drink your own saliva." After finishing speaking, he looked at him with a smile.

Bai Guangping was defeated by him, he wanted to cry but had no tears, how can you be so annoying, boy!